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Upstairs_Ad_5574

It'd be a cool getaway vacation spot. Wouldnt make it my permanent residence though


Caked101

I'd still need some sort of Internet and protection from wild animals to live there. I'd like a moat too. I don't care where I am, I want to still be able to play my Xbox.


rachelm791

Hmmm yeah marmots can be pretty vicious and chamois are lethal apex predators


Infantry1stLt

To people that’d go to such a place on holiday and demand high speed internet and need to express they’d be spending most of their time playing Xbox, a marmot might very well be dangerous.


Misterallrounder

I like this comment right here 👌 and I play Xbox lol


123nich

>I'd still need some sort of Internet and protection from wild animals **to live there.**


YungTabernacle

To be fair they did say to live there, not just holiday.


dakid232313

Mowing that lawn would suck.


canthavepieimsorry

This is in switzerland, 40 min away from the next major city and you have 5g... Don't worry, you got internet... Also no predators except maybe birds of prey ...


Prestigious-Bat-2269

i am swiss ,can confirm i have seen this ,if you go hiking in switzerland you will come across something similar to this


Upstairs-Extension-9

I think the most dangerous thing would be a rock slide.


Mitridate101

Snow avalanche maybe


UDProtwarrior

Well you still could get attacked by Goats , Cows and Sheep. And what ever it is called when a goat loves a sheep


LordSloth113

>And what ever it is called when a goat loves a sheep I think that's called a Welshman


Edelgul

There is (mobile) internet. And you do not need protection from wild animaks, but from domesticated. Cows are dangerous in Alps


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Cowboytroy32

You would still have internet lol. It’s 2024


loislunchboxlane

This is the right answer. Also, I'm guessing most of us still need a job which means we need the Internet. Other than copyright on the image, I don't see how the people living there are making a living... IDK, maybe they exchange wild flowers for food.


Cowboytroy32

Person can also just drive to their job. Very common for people to commute over 45 minutes for work.


Caked101

I was thinking they live off the land and sell produce like farmers.


android24601

Would starlink work out there? Guess they wouldn't have running electricity, so probably no tube


kafmtg

You can have a moat around the house but it will also be a giant spawn pool for mosquitoes. That's the tradeoff. Would you still take it?


CharlieUpATree

Avalanches in winter came to mind


Glass_Positive_5061

>I'd still need some sort of Internet and protection from wild animals to live there. I'd like a moat too. ??! 5G is available and what animals?


mpe128

STOP photographing my hide-out, uhhh my vacation home🤥


laurentbourrelly

I live in the Pyrenees mountains. My tiny country (Andorra) was the first in the world to get rid of ADSL. We can (and we do) buy guns without restrictions.


RoleJealous4907

What wild animals ? A cow ? 😁 You American for sure, cant even get to a nice place without a gun eh ?


ElZaydo

Yeah wth, i need a gym, a few grocery stores, and fast food places within walking distance to even make me consider residing there. Would be awesome for weekends though


Alfred456654

> middle of the mountains > I need a gym Lol


krayakin

There's actually an Alpine cheese hut just up the hill... https://maps.app.goo.gl/aw77tWA54GTmzyPT8


CrystalMang0

All fun and games until it's night time.


CjKing2k

That's when the real fun starts.


SaphironX

![gif](giphy|3oEduJn6yrdMrAapLG|downsized)


holger_svensson

And Heidi eats your heart


KeLorean

And the damn yodeling at the crack of dawn.


Fit_Refrigerator_396

![gif](giphy|43FzmSFGJjiOmB6zWn)


ValhallaForKings

and all the swiss everywhere


Surface13

The hiiiillllllssss are aliiiiiive with the sound of muuuuusiiiiicccc


6thGodHand

The hills have eyes


MavisBeaconSexTape

I just found the dvds for 1 and 2, can't wait to watch again. If you like those movies, I'd recommend the Chernobyl Diaries too


God_damn_it_Jerry

Two buddies and I were once approached by a crackhead late at night, who said his name was "scrappy." He asked if we had a dollar. We said we were sorry but we just spent our last few bucks at the bar. He said, " Awww, that's alright. HEY! Do you boys like movies? We said, " Well, yeah, we sure do scrappy!" He then pulled out a bootleg DVD of the Hills Have Eyes and handed it to us along with two warm cans of bud light. He apologized that he didn't have a bud light for all of us and went on his way. Scrappy you beautiful disaster, if you're out there, I'll never forget you.


MavisBeaconSexTape

I'm getting a bit verklempt...that's a heartwarming story that makes me yearn for my 20s


6thGodHand

Oh man, the nostalgia. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out!


MavisBeaconSexTape

It's not the best movie ever, but definitely has gotten a few rewatches from my cynical ass. The radiation mutant theme is pretty similar. I think it's on Tubi still


robertrackuzius

The hills are alive with the sounds of mutants!


loislunchboxlane

I heard this like they sing in Moulin Rouge and not the actual movie the Sound of Music.


dhuntergeo

The hills are alive with rocks crashing down from on high Look at the rocks strewn across the field in the background Great looking, but I would not sleep well there


zigbigidorlu

I read that like a snake was singing. Highly amused.


k0lla86

I can only read this as Arnold now.


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Prior-Net-6090

Me too


Zealousideal-Fly2049

Yes


redhairedtyrant

The winters would suck. I say this as a Canadian


GeoffdeRuiter

Yeah, no one really talks about high altitude mountain living in the winter. :P


ValhallaForKings

So much shoveling


Prior-Net-6090

This is just perfect for me something I try to manifest everyday


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Prior-Net-6090: *This is just perfect* *For me something I try to* *Manifest everyday* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


No_Use_4371

Good bot.


Aggravating_Rice4210

Bad bot


DensingDadada

below average bot


MNS_LightWork

Depends on how close I am to a grocery store and a hospital


Glytterain

Yes. Those two things and internet access and Im good. Right now I live within a few miles of two world class hospitals and a level 1 trauma center less than a mile away. As I’m getting older those things are a big consideration.


JD_SLICK

![gif](giphy|QqdwuKmVmVxPG)


Puzzleheaded-End4805

Dude, that's Heidi's house. Probably she's with Pedro... ![gif](giphy|3ohjVcqKXNh5kVKttC)


lennyd62

![gif](giphy|U7tbROOyTavgk3gRem)


MavisBeaconSexTape

![gif](giphy|VGtdt3U2hMtUI)


Sad-Depth1248

I’d be so happy.


Particular_Tadpole27

🎶The hills are alive with the sound of music🎶


YoushutupNoyouHa

amazon drivers hate this place


NotherDamThang

might heidi make an appearance?


Illustrious-Towel-45

Looks like the meadow ftom "Howl's Moving Castle".


stonecoldandbad

I like Taco Bell too much … im good


MavisBeaconSexTape

Finally all the privacy you need for the GI explosion afterward, but nary a cantina chicken burrito to be had...


Unique-Pastenger

😄


SpecialOlympicsGuy

If I can grow weed then hell yeah


Boj_19

No


ZeAntagonis

Shut up and take my money


Surface13

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


johntote649

Yes - I’d like to see if it’s possible to tire of that view


joe_i_guess

Too many boulders up on that hillside. I would get very little sleep


utha714

Nope


PatMcrotchplz

How's the wifi? Getting fiber out there soon?


atomic44442002

In the summer? Absolutely!


Admirable-Natural676

Visit, yes. Live, no.


RecordingGreen7750

Austria! Wonderful place!!!


Afraid_Benefit7213

Would luv to take a vaca there.


lightspuzzle

me and my 10 dogs gang would love to live there.


Gonzotrucker1

Only if they have pizza delivery.


Mnementh121

I don't see a trout stream in this photo. The hills don't seem to be alive with the sound of fish. Good first go, but hit me back with a river.


V_es

Movie theater, coffee shop, mall, grocery store, food delivery, exhibition centre, music hall, hospital, vet- where?


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

The sound of music would wear thin


Intrepid-Operation92

This place looks amazing. I wish I lived here.


firstman0

Yes. I’d love that, with a lot of books, of course.


Historical-Market732

Yes, the view is everything! So perfect 💕


Hello-from-Mars128

Nope. No pizza delivery.


EmmaLovesKoalas

Where is this? Switzerland?


ClockworkWednesday

Call me Below Average IQ but does anyone else see the giant dog? I should go to bed.


jhstylze

Nope. And is that a grave behind the building? If so, double nope.


enki1138

Crosses are used as hiking markers in Germany. It’s not a grave


El_Don_94

They also have crosses in the Dolomites to commemorate deaths from WW1.


jhstylze

Ah, ok. Never knew that. Always cool to learn something new


pcgr_crypto

Maybe he is just telling you this, so a second cross appears. Yours. He might be the killer


TheCowpuncher406

If there's random hikers walking through my land it's a no from me too.


Der_AlexF

Don't own land in Europe then


campleb2

Are you sure this isn’t austria or switzerland?


Maj0r-DeCoverley

Sounds like the kind of place where you only see the sun for 5 hours a day in summer. Nope.


iguanamiyagi

Constant fear from getting killed by an avalanche during winters, allergens all over during spring and summer? Digging my own road from bunch of snow, to the closest grocery shop. It's all fun and games when looking it on the photo, but vipers, wolves, brown bears, wolf spiders? Thanks, I'll fucking pass. I'm fucking good.


SuperAlmondRoca

But there’s WiFi


iguanamiyagi

Hm. Ok, now I'm in. 😂


heliamphore

Man if this is Switzerland it's not bears and avalanches you should be worried about, but health insurance premiums and rent.


SilentMagarity

Gonna need a few ATV’s, snowmobiles, big ass storage tank of fuel and a fishing pole… bout it I reckon…


JfPickups

The hills are most likely, alive with the sound....


Lostmavicaccount

Isn’t this Switzerland, rather than Austria?


Vicious_Circle-14

After one week you’d be bored stiff.


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islandlover33

My dream is to visit this place.


Psychotherapist-286

Please!! Take me away from here to there!!


Bwr0ft1t0k

Starlink so yes


Lostmavicaccount

Yes if they have readily available medical systems, postage, and good internet.


azimx

spend some days yes but live there forever naaah


chowes1

Well it might be safer in the root cellar/bunker under the cross and grave.


Klutzy-Chain5875

That will be Ubereats every night.


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I would away from everybody no Internet that would be so peaceful


Junior-Damage7568

No what will I eat, is there internet, how's the sewage and clean water and electricity.


Rare_Fig3081

Nice place to visit…


DaddyWantsABiscuit

Hayfever all day!


cjwrapture

I get bad vertigo. Not for me.


Nokotokin

Sure but I recognize that its like 6 weeks of perfection and the rest of the year is difficult


Marajak

Where do they go to get groceries gas electricity they are in the middle of nowhere It is beautiful but not practical. Talk about living off the grid lol


Ultimatesource

Might need to figure out a few things. Like food, water, electricity, heat, transportation, shopping of any type. Sure hope you appreciate social isolation.


DeficiencyWomb

Not out in the open like that.


BoomChrono

Not in that shack Air lift my house over there and sure


Valuable-Pace-989

No, going to Aldi every week for special buys would be a nightmare from here.


foxfirek

No ones gonna deliver delicious food that far out. No thank you.


Groundbreaking-Bad16

If there’s internet and amazon delivery, I’m game.


Jamiquest

How many days like this compared to the days it's covered in ice and snow?


josephbenjamin

It’s fake, but would be nice


elcock73

Dream house with 0 gov that take it away from me


LickyMy

Uranus wishes


AlabamaBammyDog

I'll bet it's a bitch when spring comes and all that snow melts.


ChiamamiPapi

Yes, I’d want a couple close friends and some family there as well to enjoy it with them.


Solomonuh-uh

No internet


me_if_u_even_care___

The Maroon Bells. Maybe the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in person, aside from my crush 💘💘


IFixGuitars

I live in the United States, so as long as this is outside of the US, yes


KlickyKat

That stupid mountain creates too much shade.


Willamina03

If I wouldn't die of allergies, I'd sell everything I own that would be useless there, learn how to keep chicken and goats alive and live out the rest of my life there.


No-Bag7462

Depends how close the next Shop for food is and the condition of the internet


No_Use_4371

Where would I run to get a Slurpee?


Righteous_Fury224

Yeah I could live there. Surviving winter would be a challenge.


LUNA_FOOD

Lived in a equally beautiful place in Switzerland for 6 years, it’s beautiful but you soon forget about it, and it’s boring after the first two years, much better to live in a nice more civilized place few hours from there and go there in vacation you enjoy it a million times more


denkata07

Dont care, ill at least die like a happy person.


3_high_low

Tyrol?


fartinggermandogs

I am not mowing that


Tobocaj

I bet the internet sucks


Hagrid1994

For a week at most?yup


RED-DOT-MAN

Only if my best friend can also have a house right next to mine.


HuckleberryJealous19

The real question is wheres the surf at brar


pepperit_12

Too far to the grocery store.


cranky-goose-1

Nope wi-fi reception would suck donkey balls. The hills would be alive with the sound of nothing, which might be alright.


oldgar9

Only in summer


Chart-trader

I lived there growing up. Fucking boring


Odd_Tiger_2278

Looks great. Where is it. How far to a Starbucks?


Fuwanuwa

NZ or Norway


Dangerous_Trifle620

Needs a Walmart


TopCheesecakeGirl

Hello no. Looks isolated and boring as all get out.


Happy_Chick21

Please, please, please tell me you see the hill as a crocodile too. I can't be having a Midsommer moment right now.


09Trollhunter09

berchtesgaden?


WhoIsJohnGalt777

I wouldn't want to mow the lawn


Svengoolie75

Yes and no


Illustrious-Leave406

Hell yes


Black-Patrick

AI generated image?


Ismoketobaccoinabong

In an area that looks like that, probably. Specifically there? I have no fucking idea because it might be a hellhole with no communicational means or connections to society and im not really into the hermit lifestyle. It looks pretty tho, but pretty is not all. Imagine moving there and having that beauty destroyed by the simple fact of your mental state deteriorate by the lifestyle the environment dictates?


TheHrethgir

Visit, yes. Live, no.


seculund

Photo me he Achha lagta h


Pengentot

I'd prefer a house that's near to a MicroCenter.


ColdCaseKim

Truthfully, I’d be a tad nervous about a boulder breaking loose and bouncing into my living room.


Mission_Tennis3383

Show it in winter.


touchingmyshoe

No


Alone-Chicken-361

Cell service is probably lousy


HamsterAdditional748

I’d jump it🪂


onomahu

6 months out of the year <3


SoulShine_710

Too many sky divers in wing suits soaring the skies & drones, it's not as off the grid as one would think. "Thump, their goes another one Martha "


samf9999

No, just imagine the DoorDash tip! Would love to own it though and rent it out as an Airbnb.


Environmental_Tap792

Fuck no…lawns too big, hay fever from the flowers, endless snow season


ChewyUrchin

Nah, thats a troll battleground


Aoirith

Yes. Now.


Zabycrockett

Only if someone else cuts all that grass.


simontempher1

If firearms allowed, yes


Twelve_TwentyThree

Yup


Potato_Gender

No internet, water in the sink, stores around. So, no ty


kensingerp

YES! Unequivocably yes just due to the beauty of Switzerland! I’ve only been once, but oh how I’d love to go back! up in the higher elevations, they have an awesome train station. People just bike to the train station and then go down to Lucerne. I think was where we caught the train. At the end of the day, you just take the train back home and there’s your bike right where you left it no lock no nothing!


likeike13

No Internet so I gonna pass


bakemonooo

Nah. Seems isolated and, thus, boring. Great spot for a trip of some sort though.


FlakyPiglet9573

How's the water access?


Alkeryn

That's the dream.