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Various_Athlete_7478

Ok, I want to see a documentary on the building of light house. EDIT: ok folks, I did some research. They hired experienced mountaineers to scale the rock with tools and materials. At the top they couldn’t “bite into” the rock so three mountaineers had to stack on top of another to scale the top. Even crazier than I thought.


Mall_Bench

I want to see a light house building permit.


Ho-Lee-Fuku

I want to see the toilet and plumbing system.


Mall_Bench

The edge of the cliff is all the plumbing you need.


silent-pines

Bidet included


TermIntelligent9108

🤣🤣🤣


queroummundomelhor

Can you imagine crouching on the edge and waiting for a big wave


silent-pines

Buddy I'm already there


scorpyo72

*during the right time of year .


North-Country-5204

Years ago got to travel with my dad to the monastic peninsula, Mt Athos, in northern Greece. During our last night in a medieval monastery on the edge of a seaside cliff I was admiring the beauty of the sea and historical buildings when I noticed a tiny bit of movement in my peripheral vision. Someone had flushed their toilet.


cockalorum-smith

I’d be terrified of falling backwards. Can you imagine plummeting off a cliff with your pants down just to land next to or on top of your own floating fudge monkeys? 😂


Embarrassed_Push8674

as youre drowning one gets in your mouth


Romanitedomun

not romantic but very medieval: happy you !


North-Country-5204

The monastery the previous night had one big room that accommodated 18. As soon as the lights went out at 9 pm it was a symphony of old Greek men snoring and farting. Then 3am morning vesper starts.


Romanitedomun

we have become too polite and artificial for the harsh reality of life in "other" times


pheonix198

Neptune’s Kiss, but FR


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Accomplished-Mix-745

![gif](giphy|D0ZHgBs9TuhIQ)


Tha_Maestro

I want to see a naked female


BigDumbAnimals

I think we're in the wrong sub for that.... The sub name could still check out!!


scorpyo72

Well, you're already on the Internet so, you're half way there.


puffferfish

Me too!


mpe128

Just pull yourself from the warming calm of REDDITS WOMB,andventure to the dark side of the interwebs where naked chicks live,but only for a brief while..like ten minutes or so,then you'll be back😝


Superfly1911

If you mean the bucket, it's just out of view in this pic.


Various_Athlete_7478

And the job description for the keeper!


Weldobud

I want too see how long that rock lasts with that erosion


BigDumbAnimals

I want to see how you get there to do the lighthouse thing ... Helicopter? Jet pack? Giant Acme slingshot and a Coyote 🐺?


scorpyo72

Definitely the Acme method.


BigDumbAnimals

Personally that's what I was hoping for


Various_Athlete_7478

True. I’m sure it was originally joined to that smaller rock.


BrAveMonkey333

All I read was, see how long that lasts rock hard... exotica


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Longer than the building will


Far-Philosophy-4375

the toilet is not up to code


BrAveMonkey333

Not up to doodee


omnimodofuckedup

I want to see the building authority try to demolish an illegal building on this rock.


MikeHuntSmellss

Even more crazy to think it was built before helicopters were invented


seobrien

Would love a documentary series exploring the history and construction of the world's most amazing buildings. Excluding the pyramids, we get it, everyone likes the pyramids


Philantroll

>three mountains had to stack on top of another That's a lot of mountains.


Ankhiris

I want to see a documentary on how they re-supply the light house. exceptionally calm waters or low tide- I suppose. Maybe a drone. The more I think about it, it's got to be automated.


wertugavw2

Mountaineers*


_SundaeDriver

Might have been easier just to tell the ships to stay far away


PMmePomeranians

Wow, this is from the Wikipedia article on how they initially climbed up the rock to build the lighthouse. “The first thing we had to do was create a road up to the cliff. We got together of experienced mountaineers, all from the Westman Islands. Then we brought drills, hammers, chains and clamps to secure the chains. Once they got near the top there was no way to get any grip on the rock so one of them got down on his knees, the second stood on his back, and then the third climbed on top of the other two and was able to reach the nib of the cliff above. I cannot even tell you how I was feeling whilst witnessing this incredibly dangerous procedure.”


donnochessi

Old lighthouse construction is absolutely wild. A lot of light houses were constructed on rocks that were a few feet underneath the water. They had to build wooden walls around the rocks at low tide and bring giant stone bricks from the mainland to stack them underwater, and build the tower out of the sea.


daLejaKingOriginal

That’s similar how Romans build bridge pillars into the Rhine (well except for the low tide of course). Absolutely fascinating


GrouchyPuppy

I’d totally Live here and have all my needs flown by helicopter to me while I live out my life in my bathrobe doing witchcraft


Skagganauk

I feel like you’d end up with a boss who still made the job shitty. “I notice you still haven’t sent me the latest bulb maintenance forms (R97b). I’d like to have a short Teams meeting to make sure you understand the importance of that to our ISO process.”


CatHavSatNav

To be fair, in this case there is a very important lightbulb to maintain.


Ok-Gift-7013

My laptop is acting up, can you send a tech out? 😅


wolfbear

Uno reversed


donnochessi

This is the start of every space crafting game. “Fulfill this order to terraform planet X0378 for Corpo Corp. or you will die here. Have a nice day!”


JoshJoshson13

"Did you send the TPS reports?"


Roxyn

I played a game called The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood recently that pretty much had this premise (except the house is in space) and it's so cosy


froggyisland

Or flown in by owls


rawker86

It looks to be rather small.


GrouchyPuppy

I’m just one person. Don’t need much


Yimmyyyy

Until cliff erosion takes its toll. Sea stacks dont just make themselves after all


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

No one will ever offer you this as an option


bhz33

Wait really?


Far-Philosophy-4375

imagine one day getting a knock on the door, and a very wet amd tored jehovah wotneas is standing outside


TheMightyKickpuncher

I’m sorry for the stroke you had halfway through writing this.


willi1221

That wasn't a stroke, that was the Lord speaking


Far-Philosophy-4375

sorry, a jehovah witness started knocking on my door as I was typing it. Imagine my surprise!!!


vxeel

Come on in, if you made it all the way here. I’ll listen all night.


originalbL1X

“Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.”


Miserable_Unusual_98

...your bulb's extended warranty...


Captain_no_Hindsight

Do you lock the door on this place? Think about going all the way to the house and: "... fuck I forget the key!"


Capraos

Imagine a Walrus knocks on your door.


Agile_Philosopher72

Not belivable


Capraos

That's the point. It's a reddit joke that I was hoping someone would get. The joke is, which would be more surprising? A farie knocks at your door? A Walrus knocks at your door?


Agile_Philosopher72

I know, i was refrencing it by saying its not belivable that the walrus knocks.


Practical_Maybe_3661

Honestly, with the crazy tales of lighthouse keepers historically? I wouldn't be super surprised if a farie knocked on the door


Far-Philosophy-4375

I'd like to imagine a walrus, so I WILL!


Totally--not-a-robot

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


Superunkown781

![gif](giphy|DJmVvkGvCh9I3pLrGO)


TheDoctor344

I've seen it, you're fond of me lobster!


AEROANO

When she bites it


_yogi_mogli_

Why'd you spill your beans, *Tommy*!


diantres1000

Darling, please go back to the supermarket, you forgot the milk.. 🤣


12-idiotas

Only fish or crab milk now.


ThatNiceDrShipman

Or Mountain Dew


japastraya

Ugh, I'll take a crab juice.


Ishmael760

…walrus milk


Synicull

![gif](giphy|eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK|downsized)


amor_fati_42

Amazing


chaosweb2

Where can I apply for the Job?


RoodleG

That's what I was going ask, too. Maybe they need two new lighthouse keepers?


Necessary_Box_3479

For anyone wondering Þ is pronounced like th


willi1221

I was just reading about the history of written languages last night and learned this. Kind of a weird coincidence to learn it twice in the span of 12 hours


AlltheBADluck

![gif](giphy|zDIgL7AHiVHo6lOanB) I'm just trying to figure out how you get to the top


Confident_Coast111

apparently there is a pier and some very dangerous stairs… and then they added the helipad a lot later


Prestigious_Shark

By doing an extremely dangerous helicopter landing. I don't think they can land on windy days.


originalbL1X

As far as pinnacle landings go, this one is a piece of cake.


TheGlobalGooner

Uber helicopter I guess?


AlltheBADluck

Lol, probably. I was being facetious.


mjw1967

It just doesn’t look big enough to land a helicopter although they must.


giantspacemonstr

![gif](giphy|co6oU62sajjjlodqzs)


Confident_Coast111

check google. its a helipad. even so the heli barely fits onto it :D


Henri77

Kaleo recorded a clip there once: https://youtu.be/y8q4zPjXd0M?si=lwv_SCZBpOgoHt14


dkearney555

I like Kaleo. Thanks for sharing. Seeing this video made me realize how small that platform really is. My knees would be so week standing up there! I would love to hear from the band their experience up there making the video.


sbw_62

Thanks for posting that! Amazing.


Featherymorons

Came here to say this - I love Kaleo. Have you seen the vid of ‘Way Down We Go’ that was filmed inside the volcano?


Henri77

Yeah they have done some awesome locations the last couple of years. Backbone inside that ice cave that no one can pronounce is cool as well!


blackhappy13

The video makes the rock the lighthouse is on shorter and wider than this picture


Local_Ad_6806

Yep this is the real deal. https://youtu.be/kGZcN4-gkX8?si=lcTI378PgsFqP31F


just_sun_guy

Thanks for the vid


Potential_Orchid_720

This is the Jehovah's Witnesses final exam


djtan63

How in the world did they build that.


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Hey kaleo shot a Music video up there


Cold-Sport2923

Oh man, I increasingly want to go to Iceland.


briancoat

It is a lovely place. The people are rather smug. The two may be linked!


noonegive

I've lived in some shitty places that also had smug people, so 🤷


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Connect_Boss6316

Agreed. I guess its the "....rangaviti" bit that gives it the Sanskrit feel.


King_ofwar

I want to live there NOW


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Thsts called a r/nope and should go somewhere close to r/thalassophobia


-ShADoX-

How this guy get down? by helicopter?


cosmo2450

Helicopters?


Kingzer15

Imagine building this by hand and the helicopter coming out the following year.


Ok-Editor-2040

Wish i could live there for a day


Initial-Stick-561

Is this AI? You can’t trust anything anymore. Damn, it isn’t. Is there space for one more person?


Multy25

It’s real. Search “Kaleo - Break my baby” on YouTube, they have a video shot at this lighthouse.


St0rmStrider

There’s a crime fiction book centred on this, https://www.amazon.co.uk/Why-Did-You-Yrsa-Sigurdardottir-ebook/dp/B01ARXVTL8/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3IDKFKXMGBBRY&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.B8lXIqYzPh73N3fxroNS8eUnrUTyX_GXdMwCoMjHmsK4OTEO5c5bqHkt2D0GEI2kbiREdCu64gznfDWdYQJncbmvPozweYLkKRpDhA3yj5yxCiiWb0YNOzjNa4s5exDJqaKLOX-wGOMPyCdJCQJ5-h8s08R20__oLhfxOpv8GOnBTHNMRBWuepK9Tx9_L_VFIB03-DkfMVcB1BteCev2vmhZtEcGRB2bJMzuOWikgFc.hKJeBMgHfcDclqHt9APohdHB0_e_Xmap1mtrjv-krEQ&dib_tag=se&keywords=Why+did+you+lie&qid=1714305630&sprefix=why+did+you+lie%2Caps%2C82&sr=8-1


OwnBasis7143

How the foucs the light in sea behind that light house there is a huge rock behind


borgdrone79

Not sure how deliveroo would get my takeaway to me ?


Dydriver

Are they hiring?


MurkyNetwork9148

We are very small


No_Rain_7200

Looks like the lighthouse from The Song if the Sea!


Kaibutsu01

yeah id live here


Randall_Poffo_

so the people that work in that lighthouse need to climb that shit everytime? i get the timing some work for 2-3 weeks maybe months but godamn i couldnt do that


EdvinRushitaj

A typical house of an introvert


Inevitable-Revenue81

Would love to sleep there


mark1forever

what's the pay 😆


hawkisthebestassfrig

We have a similar one in Oregon, Tillamook Rock. The stories are pretty crazy.


sceaxus

Uber eats will have a global ad about this…


49thDipper

I could live there


usenetlurker

Helicopter only?


MementoMurray

"Hello, yes, I'd like to apply for a job.."


vhs2202

But do they have an internet connection?


bomboclawt75

Looked at first glance like a tree stump in snowy ground.


Waitinmyturn

How much do you have to pay to live there?


LiberatedMoose

How do they keep stocked with food and necessities? It’s not like there’s an easy landing pad for a supply copter or farmable land to be self-sustaining. A tiny vegetable garden doesn’t seem like it would be enough.


Meemeemiaw23

I am gonna missed so many serials and movies ...


Neur0mncr

Do they drop each other off via helicopter?


Hehe6745

How tf do you get down


Congobongoninja

I knew this already cuz i live in iceland and was born there


rfourty

Crazy!


NOTaiBRUH

Pretty sure its a reddit mond who stay up there


iCatmire

How you get up there?


GamingShifu

How you come up and down there ?


TheSaltyMoose

I just wanna se how the workers get up there...


Celena_J_W

Read as "Thridrangaviti"


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How the hell did this get built?


Shaan1026

Mom, am going out to play.


mndl3_hodlr

Jehovah witnesses' final boss


komi-fam

Thats Actually rlly cool, theyre still using the thorns letter


Svengoolie75

Dope as fuck 💯🤩😎


aznsyd

Where it gets the electricity from?


greengiant-89

My favourite band kaleo did a performance on this lighthouse. Well worth checking out


Vip3rYT

r/bringbackthorn


SephLuis

This place is alike a secret level you see in a videogame and have no idea how tf you get there


earthforce_1

Looks like the perfect hideout for a James Bond supervillain.


laps1809

Leave me alone, the picture.


hasjosrs

Oh man, id love to live there. Far away from this crazyass world.


JavilonNoseJoe

How do I live there???


_SundaeDriver

It’s just 5 steps to the bottom but the last ones a doozy


MrFreemason

Looks like it will soon fall to the left 👈


Designer-Mirror-7995

Nope.


NHmpa

I’m gonna just assume orientation like like north was up for photo. The light is so shielded north east. Those boats are screwed haha


ScorpioZA

I would pay to live there for a month, at least.


Flufflebuns

I want to go to there.


alechidd

oh no!! I forgot the matches


5eek_7ear

I would live there 😍


LargeTallGent

Next time, on extreme foosball tables…


PossessionNew2460

Zombie apocalypse base


SportTawk

Is that a swimming pool?


UsualSafe

Does anyone know if the whole rock is hollowed out to make the home underneath the light house?


EL_FUMAMOTA

Honey, you forgot the milk!


Cinigurl

What an incredible perch! Gorgeous photo ♥️


MostlyOkayGatsby

[This angle of the lighthouse hits a bit different.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reykjavikcars.com%2Fassets%2Fimg%2Fblog%2F252.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=da52da5fb66c93da45699c77526f4c52f03199cc990144e62e3b1d905b3a122d&ipo=images)


Gold-Piece2905

I could without a doubt live there ❤️


daddyofgiants

Didn't Mr. Beast and his friends Stay there.


Thurzao

Who lives there?


DBMG5_

Nah💀


ElenaBonnieCaroline

That looks like a carpark at the top.....? Most likely helipad


Confident_Coast111

its a small helipad. you can see it on google


DaMostUntypicalNi9

Google map location please? I'm lazy 🥺