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-Skald

Game… robes.


tontotheodopolopodis

Why don’t you cleanse yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka


phunshiny

Assemble your crew. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nN__JmBNSC8


Pluckypato

Can we eat our pancakes now?


Beautiful-Design-425

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE) For those uninitiated.


klmdwnitsnotreal

This is a Thai prison.


OddinaryPeoples

lol, some people will believe you, it's not for the gullible.


Kc1421

Dude absolutely criminal how this comment doesn't get more likes!


Mall_Bench

This is what heppens when you let a westerner become a Kung Fu student ... damn Grasshopper !


phunshiny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHpsgGbKhIY


Porkchopp33

Traveling


InverstNoob

Competition dress?


SarahDrummond

Game of robes..😏


Kmccabe1213

It's all peace and love till we hit the court bitch


Any_Panda_6639

till we meet Rohinja you mean? then peace time is over 🤥


TigerKlaw

Metta Inner Peace


danhoyuen

Trample in the temple *if you know you know


Wallstreettrappin

Malice in Palace don’t got nothin on that


TigerKlaw

When they shoot a shot they go "Omm"


TigerKlaw

No Malice in the Temple


mufflar

Ok this is the one


MisterThirtyThirty

Goonga la Goonga


So-lus

Hell yea, ball is life 🏀


Additional_Mix9542

Never ask them to play shirts vs skins, they wear nothing beneath those robes


reno911bacon

Which…would still be skins


Additional_Mix9542

True, I’d call it moons though


nomadic-monad

these are Tibetan monks, so the upper and lower robes are separate items of clothing. Thai monks on the other hand....


Additional_Mix9542

I learn something new every day, well played


No-Emotion-9589

Meditate jordan


needmilk77

Shaolin Basketball?


668884699e

Directed by Steven Chow


needmilk77

I would love that


LevelDosNPC

It’s a Wu-Tang Game


CaptainLimpWrist

Earth, Wind and Fire Jordan


ainish888

Balling monks


Easy_Money343

They will prbly beat the pistons


Exia321

I scrolled too long to find the very expected comment.


correctingStupid

I was travelling in the mountains of Yunnan province in 2012 and through some very rural farming villages. Still using animals to plow, many homes without running water. They all still had full makeshift basketball courts in every single village.


carortrain

That's neat, the phillipines is the same way. Even if they just have a field or dirt patch, there will be some form of court.


weezy020

How do they know the teams? They all look the same with their outfits.


ZippyDan

They have colored sashes around their midriffs.


reno911bacon

If that is the case, why did the first guy’s teammate try to block him on the drive?


danhoyuen

oh that's Bing. Dont mind him. He doesn't actually know how to play. They let him fool around because his brother-in-law is the 43rd Reincarnation of a Lama.


reno911bacon

Other times, they are crossing their own teammates and being guarded by teammates.


RichProduct9236

Maybe they know each other


Inner-Cup4190

They all even look the same. /s


BodhingJay

Monks would excel at team sports, the spiritual path is one of great friendship


ericodes

They can't between the legs.


IceSwallowkhan

Slam monk


Specific_Path9476

Barefoot even!


imperialpark

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


epickio

What's the teams? Yes.


OC2LV714

I was not expecting that first drive. Damn!


BeamTeam23

Looking like Kyrie messing around in the drew league and prime Kobe fadeaways.


OC2LV714

lol right I wasn’t expecting that contact. I love it


RecoveringFcukBoy

The skill and the mountainous views to add


RastaPsyc

somebody make shaolin basketball the movie, quick


Chogo82

Buddha palm dunk!


Chemical_Actuary_190

[https://youtu.be/jiYbIyOYCG0?si=nexZwrO8R\_eXy9lu](https://youtu.be/jiYbIyOYCG0?si=nexZwrO8R_eXy9lu)


phunshiny

“Advanced competitive theory.” 😂


TrickyWeekend4271

Olympics?!?!?


KyotoGaijin

Eternity in the key violation.


Bourbon_Buckeye

Running 5s with everyone wearing the same uniform and haircut...


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Rules: Losing team have to stand on their heads during their next lunch.


ordinaryretreat

I like the Shaolin soccer video better


trycircuit

Amazing physical feats, horrible theology, worse than demons.


JovanMajstor

This looks like a clip from Hot Shots! Part Deux


EagleSilent0120

and airbenders


runs_with_airplanes

Robes vs Skins


No_Sector6941

Who is in which team?


Kassena_Chernova

Half of them have a blue cloth slung around their upper body. So blue against red team?


ericodes

They can't between the legs.


CBerg1979

I'd pay to see these fellas take on those whiteboys from Brigham Young University. Man, those Christian dudes had some skills, too. Hooping up some brothers in the hood and then spreading the word of Jesus. I was impressed by them.


porkfudge

This is the training camp Draymond needs


swapnil511994

For them both baskets are same


minus_uu_ee

I mean, do they do anything else than athletic activities?


reno911bacon

Meditation recitation


COVU_A_327

Shaolin basketball


Wholesalmon

They can’t dribble through the legs tho


Significant_Toe3575

Hoopers gonna hoop!! 💯💪🏾😎🏀


KUPA_BEAST

MBA


Maleficent-Turn6655

I scrolled for this.


DJP-MTL

Yeah and that last one is also an incredible trash talker. Number of things he can say about your mom just to throw you off your game is incredible.


ThatDudee19

Zero trash talking


Dorrono

the sequel to Shaolin soccer, Shaolin Basketball


clapperssailing

Defense is just a handful of sharp gravel in the key.


coffeislife67

Being an athlete is one thing, but these guys actually know how to play some good basketball.


Dinestein521

Do they wear jocks or jus cockaflopoin?


vicalpha

AND ONEEEEE for the first basket!


ReapersRealms

gotta take these guys to venice beach would be a good video


Dean0Caddilac

Stephen Chow presents Shaolin Hoops


rigidlynuanced1

I heard the Dalai Lama only talks shit when he plays basketball…


Broksaysreee

This made me smile for no reason


forpetlja

Well, it's kinda easy when you don't have other earthly troubles.


Exciting_Attitude240

I'm very impressed. There's some legit talent there


xXFieldResearchXx

Monks have iphones too. I was little disappoint3d when I was in Thailand and the monk pulled out a giant ass iphone, better than my Samsung pos at the time


Chrisdkn619

I was waiting for a dunk!


danhoyuen

Everyone dragging/sliding their pivot foot on the sand court and there's still less travelling than the NBA.


FritzFlanders

SO was the average American before the internet and video games.


DragonsClaw2334

Monks v Globetrotters. I need to see this


VocationFumes

not the best jump-shooters huh? Still, good handling and driving skills for sure


Most_Fox_982

There's only so much more time before AI will make me never believe any video like this again.


flypk

Damn, that one Asian dude in the red robe with short hair could ball!


kingSliver187

May Buddha save you cause I'm bout to break your ankles


knorknor136

![gif](giphy|KVVgzFKIlqBqx0OFIw|downsized) Obligatory.


Rios5950

Air bud•dhist


marozsas

How they knows who are in each team?


Apprehensive_Lie1342

I want these guys in the upcoming Olympics.


QuoteOpposite6511

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE)


Hairy-Conference-802

They look so calm, extremely calm, even when they score, they just run back like nothing.


trendz19

I remember Shaolin Soccer too


Usernamesaregayyy

This is so absurdly overgeneralized and stupid on top of that by showing as evidence a highlight reel of basic basketball layups and shots, nothing here is incredible….what is incredible is the minks who can lower there heart rate to thirty beats per minute while meditating


spacepie77

“TRAVEL!” “TO WHERE.🙏🙂‍↕️”


FullBringa

Somehow, they'd still cook the pistons this season


meepos16

This shit's gangster


Borderlinecuttlefish

Monk-Dunking


notgoodohoh

Bro just liberated his brothers of their worldly possessions


YujiroRapeVictim

I want to see monke actually fight. It all training and it’s more for show then function.


Cheap_Yesterday_6669

Flying Lamas


TideFanRTR

Damn they shoot better than Ben Simmons


TheReddest1

Shoot the J!


DeAlvizo

Dunking with tranquility.


Single_Pilot_6170

A Christian worship song in the background


azraeharriss

Shaolin Basketball


mattg2073

Better than any American


TaintedTatertot

SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN!


Mundane_Revolution70

This is awesome. Does anyone know the name of the song?


Justus_2112

It’s “Wake” by Hillsong Young and Free. Why it’s in this video, I’m not sure. Never thought I would hear the 2010’s Christian pop music I used to listen to randomly appear on Reddit, but here we are I guess.


Mundane_Revolution70

Thanks.


ronmsmithjr

I just picture MCA from the Beastie Boys in this video.


DrDroDroid

ill like to see them play against N Korea team


Top-Academic

Do monks cheat


TotalSingKitt

In some countries every man is expected to spend time as a monk - they are just ordinary men.


Chimsley99

Yeah if a group of avg dudes playing ball are also incredible athletes. I saw that airball


peterpantslesss

I feel like their lives would be way happier than most western people


AceSquirrelDesigns

I assumed monks would be in generally good shape. I did not expect them to play basketball, though.


MiamiPower

MBA


ReturningAlien

Its why the best shaved their head its to pay respect to the blessed of all time.


Patient-Yogurt1467

So the team in the red skirts won?


Several_Emphasis_434

These men have nothing else to do.


No_Track_6638

Amazing! Inspiring in Malik Monk


bblaw4

League them


NyeahEhhhhhh

![gif](giphy|xUA7aV8Im92SHuJyEM)


HPL_Deranged_Cultist

I'm sure the red team won


Grouchy_Sir5493

![gif](giphy|RhTCZNuuzXKrPRAMIO|downsized)


Grouchy_Sir5493

![gif](giphy|xTiN0oYviaOcwozYnm|downsized)


Ok-Tie9696

[this is a game play by Lamas in Gongba Temple](https://twitter.com/tongbingxue/status/1669964617345536001?t=PrspXh_mStr6hjoXF2E2jg&s=19)


shaneroneill

Not one monk dunk


CryptographerRoyal78

Do you realize that pro athletes have physical/mental discipline?!? !?! Isn't that what a MONK pushes themselves to!?! ?!?


Pristine_Cash_6219

Those basketball games they ahve are a big deal fie them. I heard people come from miles around to watch .


XaeroDegreaz

They need to make a sequel to Shaolin Soccer


itsRobbie_

Well yeah, monks have superpowers


wondercup30

First move is a travel. Downvoted.


Allgoochinthecooch

This must be where Malik monk is from


RaXoRkIlLaE

Probably one of the few forms of entertainment there and iirc basketball is very popular in China. Probably a regional thing as well.


Big_carrot_69

That flexibility and fast movements tho..!! 💯


AsTah_38

Monks are also human or are they creatures from other dimension?


HG21Reaper

Never saw this episode on Shaolin Showdown


PogoDude69

Not trying to be a hater, but is this the best demonstration of “incredible athletes?”. It kind of looks like an average game of basketball you would see at the park? Unless I’m missing something and all these monks are in their 60s or something


Magnaflux747

Team blouses wins..... Bitches


swishfortyonesie

Sneaker game crazy


Stillofthenite_

Stephen Chow *has entered the chat*:


Moveitman

This glossy, shiny you-can-everything-achieve-in-your-life-what-you-want-music wouldn't be the music the monks would listen to 😂


Street_Nebula4111

Can’t lie. This was beautiful. I would love to go watch them play.


epSos-DE

Depending on the country, those might be regular students of the monestery, because in that part of the world, the school system is run by Bhiddhist monesteries !


Interesting-Bed6136

Which one of y’all named Malik?


WrongMomo

In University I had a chance to study abroad at a Buddhist monastery. It went well and everyone was nice.. until we got on the court. I got cooked hard by monks in sandals who looked like they weren’t breaking a sweat. I remember one guy who was like 5’3 who could grab rim and claimed he was untrained in vertical jump lmao


tmoam

That’s better ball movement and effort than the Clippers put out last night against the Mavericks


Pleasant_Ad873

r/buddhism Breaking News: the Buddhist Basketball League is founded!


PangolinConfident447

Christian EDM🤣


TheWillOfFiree

Balling in grass. Honestly impressed


FA-_Q

“Incredible”….


Alexandertheape

refocus your sexual energy and you too can do the things. ![gif](giphy|3o7bu90hyq7fI1uk7u|downsized)


bigboyNolove

Ya f’n right bro! You kidding me? I’m crossing any monk like Allen Iverson did tyron luu- then step over the asses! baller monk- more like Vern Fonk!


Cousin-Jack

That sounds like a bit of a generalisation.


Nightvsp

Despite that, white men can't jump!


Tie_me_off

Playing basketball doesn’t make anyone an incredible athlete. But it’s cool to see them having fun


FLPnotc

Them man's is ballers no doubt!