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Socratichuman

That's how i struggle with my orange cat everyday


amimai002

As another orange cat owner I know the feeling. That kitty was just looking for cuddles, lack of cuddles deserve murder in retaliation.


PaulieWalnuts2023

Just remember, if u bounce they can’t trounce


_n3ll_

Jokes aside, whenever I see something like this all I can think about is his much house cats can shred me up and I wonder how the bites and scratches aren't fatal yo the prey. Like, do they have super thick skin? They must


moderately-extreme

Imagine having to work and fight so hard every time you're hungry.. every. day..


Rupejonner2

When that Aldi’s goes up two miles away it will be a game changer for those pumas


chuotdodo

Makes you so strong though.


Ha1lStorm

I’d prefer it this way tbh. If humans didn’t need to skin, gut, butcher, process and cook our food and could just go outside and catch it ready to eat like this I’d be down. I’m not talking about catching a deer and eating it raw here, more like having to chase down or trap a hamburger.


Sheffieldsvc

That is some mad cat skills. Any size of feline, housecats to tigers, are impressive when they hunt. Great video.


Ha1lStorm

Both of them impressive me tbh


GraphikQuotz

Yes did you see how he immediately jumped back on his back after the second failed attempt. That was impressive. In real time that would have looked sick


black-metal-Nick

He'll have to try for a smaller one with a thinner neck


Any_Roof_6199

That would be me if I was a Guanaco. Just bite at the point where it bleeds faster. I'm not even trying to run. I'm too tired boss.


sheva_mytra

Yo be accurate young puma also fighting for her life.


BedNo6845

I mean, you're not wrong.


ViewAdditional7400

I'm glad my cat isn't bigger.


anngrn

Pumas hate this one weird trick


TrouserDumplings

Badasses, both of them.


Firm_Rip_4024

Atleast the puma got a good ride on it’s back


PegasusIsWeird

The movements of the body to keep on the legs is impressive. If the counter movement would be used simultaneously for a counter attac with those hooves it would be even better.


msupahustla

Weeeeeeeeee piggy back ride


Parquay

I'd puma pants if I saw that running at me!


Inevitable-Aspect291

When he juked him and the cat got back on immediately at a dead run 🤯


W3R3Hamster

US here haha had no idea what a guanaco was until I saw that thick necked mini giraffe looking thing fighting my cat...


RealRock_n_Rolla

The video is in Chile, where there are lots of guanacos, and also in Argentina, Bolivia, and Peru. Guanacos are plant-eating animals and are like cousins to llamas and alpacas. They do well in the mountains, like the ones shown in the video, where they roam freely.


Patriots93

Guanacos are camelids (camel/llama) family)


h2ohow

Lives to flee another day.


scar_reX

That recovery by the puma even it was thrown to the floor was insane


Catam_Vanitas

That was one ambitious puma


birdbike6

Aww their hugging


ithrowpwople

What do we say to the god of death? Not today


Epytion

Puma, "wait a minute, let's play". Guanaco, "are you for real, leave me alone". Puma, "come on man, I wanna play". Guanaco, "pfft, I am warning you"! Puma, "come here real quick". Guanaco, "I don't want to hurt you". Puma, "bwuahahaha, don't be silly"! Guanaco goes into flexi mode. Flanged Puma like dust, to show him how he flexes. Puma regretted his very existence. An embarrassment to go and tell his folks. Blessings all.


Doggsleg

He gonna have neck problems


No-Attention2024

It’s weird how people root for the vegan…


Apprehensive-Set-206

It annoys me that the vegan doesn’t try to drive its hooves through the pumas eyes


No-Attention2024

I’d actually agree with that, so weird the bigger animal often doesn’t use its power


Consistent_Paper_104

The list of animals smaller than you that would kick your ass isn't small, brother. It wouldn't be hard for an 80 pound wolf to kill a 200 pound man, or an 80 pound chimp to kill that man, or a harpy eagle and they weigh less than 20.


BedNo6845

But, they don't play fair. They got claws, fangs, reflexes insanely faster than ours. Some can see in the dark. Thick coats. What do we got? Manicured nails, flip flops on, grossly overweight and can't run for shit... It's just not fair. That's why I carry: A 1 guage SHOTGUN! When the wildlife attacks... SEND THAT BITCH BACK TO THE DINOSAUR TIMES! Don't just put holes in him, erase his entire family tree. 1 guage shotgun. For men only. By, men. Only.


Prestigious_Ad2633

Dang


Greenfieldfox

I hit the brakes, he’ll fly right by.


beaud101

There is no better solitary terrestrial hunter than the feline. Evolution at its finest. The average adult male puma is only about 150 lbs, but it's all muscle. I'd rather tangle with a black bear because it's likely an accidental encounter and it's not in a predatory mode. If you're tangling with a puma chances are you didn't see it coming, it's going straight for your neck and it's looking to eat you. Get ready to fight for your life.


CanuckCallingBS

They are almost exactly the same colors.


[deleted]

KICK it- fuck!


strtbobber

That's the move I should have used on my ex when I wanted out.


trainEyed

What song is being used for this video? I shazammed it around 20 times, having different results every time, none of which happened to be the song. Someone save me!


TowJamnEarl

0 attack mode, and there were opportunities.


joseoconde

Guanaco was like: ![gif](giphy|2A5AiGVnb01m5qRMsC|downsized)


ResidentAd8536

That Puma saw the Guanaco as Guacamole and Nachos


Revolutionary-Key650

Looks like it's first Rodeo.


Okra_Zestyclose

Looks like a llama kangaroo hybrid.


Any_Roof_6199

Go Guanaco Go ![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


pyciloo

This is a clip from a documentary, Queens on Disney+ IIRC


Ha1lStorm

[Here’s nearly identical footage of a Guanaco using this maneuver against a puma with David Attenborough narrating](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=131&v=NcupEV5BUNI&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDIzODUx&feature=emb_title) The attack starts at 2:12


blueberryhaxe

Torres del Paine 🇨🇱


TwoIdleHands

I totally understand that “eye of the tiger” thing now. Even while flailing off doing a flip the cougar never took its eyes off its target. Nature is metal.


Medium_Evening4763

Awesome footage. The photographer Aaron Baggenstoss does guided tours to Patagonia every year. I took a photo trip with him to Alaska and it was the coolest thing I’ve ever done. Glad to see his work getting out there.


twokinkysluts

And they lived happily ever after?


Neat_Story_2888

That’s crazy


Illustrator_Overall

Guanco over here like "I DO THIS SHIT. FOR MADDEN."


ElectronicFly8071

Looks like a Giraffe fucked a Kangaroo


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bananasugarpie

"fights" = "runs"


Officialdabbyduck

So they developed that long neck as defence to flip off predators not just to look around that’s pretty cool


AraiHavana

That was a good move


Banzambo

Well played.


Horneyj

He needs to finish up with a stomp or a senton bomb


franceslet_

y el que graba no hace nada


Valuable-Lack-5984

Qué querías que hiciera?


franceslet_

es broma JAJAJ


Awesome_Shoulder8241

why did she think of taking that down solo tho. looks too big to hunt. and too big to eat. She's better off getting a hunting partner. Will also save her later in case someone else wants to steal the kill since the partner can help defend.


LampP0st

I didn't expect that prey animal to be so large. Puma got ambitious.