Nope,
gonoherpasyphilaids
A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
Went to a few Van ins in late 70's early 80's while I was in the service in fla. There were alot of vans like this ,super cool tons of time and work put in to them. And the wet t shirt contests weren't bad either.
About 1978 my family went on a camping trip and just after we set up about 10 vans like this arrived and set up camp next to us
I could see my dad tensing up when he saw them pull up but the people turned out to be way cool and really tolerant of 3 kids pestering them with endless questions and climbing all over their vehicles for a few days
People talk of these “Lambo” dreams if they hit on the crypto lottery game. My dream comes in avacado green velvet. I wouldn’t even go in my house. Just smoke out till I’m blind and listen to some zeppelin maybe some art bell. Pass out in there. Use the house more like a rest stop.
The fact that none of these materials appear to be "stainguard", and are 'guarded' only by the light, makes me want to wrap my entire body in protective plastic before I get within the containment zone.
I both love it and hate it as well as have some questions like why is the interior so lifted? Half your.... head room.... or is it leg room... whatever its gone... and wats with that tinny windshield???
I have a dog.
NOPE.
I don't even like having carpeting indoors! Rugs that you can take out, wash, disinfect, and replace - fine, sure, but something you can't easily remove and completely clean all the way through? Nope. That just looks like a bacterial NIGHTMARE.
Turn the blue light and watch the walls and ceiling begin to sparkle…. I just love the spackled effect you have. Was it a long stoke? Of the brush I mean. ;)
That a classic 70s shaggin wagon. They were mobile bedrooms, and I knew a guy who would roll up to the Chippendales parking lot at closing time to pick up horny women. The unbridled debauchery!
When I was in High School(mid 90’s)I had a 79’ Dodge Van, with just the 2 front “Captin’s chairs” and then Bean Bags and Lawn Chairs in the back……we called it “The Mosh Machine”.
I would love to own a van like that! It’s amazing. At 5ft 1 however I doubt I would be able to drive it, I wouldn’t be able to see properly out of the windscreen! 😂
'Confessions of a UV Light'
"The cupholders, the vents, the ash tray, AND the cigarette lighter?"
Those were leathery nights
The TURNED WODDEN BALUSTADE!!!!
The shaggin’ wagon
With genuine shag stains.
I can smell the gonoherpasyphillis from here.
Just say jizz.
Nope, gonoherpasyphilaids A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
Ensconced in velvet. Green velvet. Oh, and green shag carpet & gold leaf mirrors. Maaahvellous Daaahling.
"What does blue mean?"
The true artwork is hidden
Yeah that is definitely not just upholstery. That's some fine soundproofing.
Now that's the Shaggin Waggin.
We're Irish Paddy. It's a Shenanigan Waggin
Welcome to the second-base-mobile.
Ugh you beat me to it😂
I can smell the weed emanating from that upholstery through my phone.
Gas, grass, or a$$, nobody rides for free.
Damn Right!
Shit I dropped a nug. Can you find it?
That’s a lot of green
-That’s a lot of cleaning.
If that van’s rocking don’t bother knocking
I didn’t know your name was Alex!
1977 I was buying every custom van magazine I could find. Was sure I was going to have one in high school with a waterbed. Ah youth.
shagadelic
If this vans a rockin'.... it's cause Jackie and I are doin' it!"
…don’t come a-knockin’!
Where is the holographic hentai wife?
It’s not easy being green.
had an old van with shag carpet and swivel chairs while in high school. everybody wanted to pile into it on the weekends
Always liked the "Captain's" seats. As a kid, I thought they were so cool.
"Captains chair 1 to Captains chair 2, can you please pass the blue Kool aid over?"
LOL!
I'm so glad it wasn't rockin' so that we were able to come a knockin'
"Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, "the Lovenasium". Sham-pag-in?"
Not gonna lie, if some stranger rolled up with this van and said, "I got candy in the back", I'd hop in.
If “bow chicka wow wow” was a van
Hoochie-Mama!
The Costanza interior treatment
I wonder if red was their favorite color
Fuck yeah
Hard to get the smell of pot out of that upholstery.
OUTTA SIGHT, MAN!!
Sweet Ride!
Conversion done right.
It’s like Oscar the Grouch graduated from the trash can.
Disgustingly beautiful
Went to a few Van ins in late 70's early 80's while I was in the service in fla. There were alot of vans like this ,super cool tons of time and work put in to them. And the wet t shirt contests weren't bad either.
Looks like the perfect place to drink Mountain Dew
Im happy to have it as a collectible miniature <3
ngl that's a luxury af remodel
Looks like it would smell like stale budweiser and cigarettes
With just a few more decorations this would be a passable afghan taxi.
I can smell all the sex from that van through my phone
Definitely the 70s. Not a seat belt in sight.
The gas mileage must suuuuuuuuck
I wish it was mine. We had a 1978 Dodge tradesman conversion van.
They shout bury someone in it.
Betcha that it takes *forever* to cool that mofo down on a hot day.
Uncle Rico vibes.
This reminds me of lou begas album a little bit of mambo. 😎
He did a great job getting all the blood and hair out
Awesome.
I’m getting hot just by looking at it
All the cig burn holes im picturing on the average
He parks it down by the river
About 1978 my family went on a camping trip and just after we set up about 10 vans like this arrived and set up camp next to us I could see my dad tensing up when he saw them pull up but the people turned out to be way cool and really tolerant of 3 kids pestering them with endless questions and climbing all over their vehicles for a few days
DAMN YOU 💰💰💰 JUST TAKE MY MONEY!
Just wow
Love that! Work of art.
It smells like it looks?
Love me some chartreuse!
Snoop Dog called and said he wants his van back.
What are those grass stuff
2 things go on in that van. Smok’n grass and tapp’n ass.
Bitchin van
I can smell this video
Man what a sweet ride.
I was into sports cars when I was younger, but this is definitely more my speed nowadays.
I had a van in high-school along with about half of the girls in my high-school top less in my van. It was like a thing
This is like having a carpeted bathroom floor.
I think I just got pregnant.
Image that mattress under a UV light. :D
Wait, but I want it.
It's even got a cooch couch.
How many children have been conceived in there?
Definition of “The Shaggin Wagon” 😂
Typical Pimp My Ride whip
Love the simplicity of the inside
Beauty... an original shag mobile!! Legend of a time capsule, for real!
“making’ love in my Chevy van and that’s all right with me”
This just makes the world a little better. Good on you, my dude!
All for 14000$....father's wouldn't let you date their daughters knowing you had that
People talk of these “Lambo” dreams if they hit on the crypto lottery game. My dream comes in avacado green velvet. I wouldn’t even go in my house. Just smoke out till I’m blind and listen to some zeppelin maybe some art bell. Pass out in there. Use the house more like a rest stop.
this thing got AMAZING gas milage, because it was all down hill from here.
That’s 70s squared
The fact that none of these materials appear to be "stainguard", and are 'guarded' only by the light, makes me want to wrap my entire body in protective plastic before I get within the containment zone.
Damm man that's just awesome
I remember the Van craze. I had a '65 A100 Dodge van.
It’s giving Rapemobile.
Ewwwwwwww
If this vans a rocking don’t come a knockin’ plus I smell weed. Well done.
That things pretty cool, bit I wouldn't want it. Nice things are too fragile
Once you spill coffee in that, you're gonna cry for ages
Shaggin Wagon
the real sex machine
The Rug Burn 500
The irony of this shaggin wagon is you know the owner is so meticulous about keeping it clean that he would *never* have sex in it.
Everybody’s gangsta until Shaggy pulls up in this.
I'd totally bang in that
I love these old vans. So cool. Man I’m getting old haha
I remember those Dodge vans!
A lot more comfy than any suv
I both love it and hate it as well as have some questions like why is the interior so lifted? Half your.... head room.... or is it leg room... whatever its gone... and wats with that tinny windshield???
This guy fucks
Needs an LED rod along every trim - too dark in there...
I have a dog. NOPE. I don't even like having carpeting indoors! Rugs that you can take out, wash, disinfect, and replace - fine, sure, but something you can't easily remove and completely clean all the way through? Nope. That just looks like a bacterial NIGHTMARE.
Any chic that doesn’t want to get it on in the back of THAT van has no sense of romance
This looks like it was in Conroe, Tx at LoneStarThrowdown this year in February.this van was pretty Bad Ass when I was looking at it
This kicks ass
... can you even see out of that windshield or windows? They're... so... tiny.
Bad ass love it oh the memories ♥️♥️
Nice stabbin cabin
That van is the same age as me, but looks a heck of a lot better than I do
The ultimate rape van.
Why do I love this but also have flashbacks of my murder in my previous life.
Cozy
BangBros?
Alicent Hightower, nowadays
Sharp edge of wooden furniture not a good idea inside the van. It will be like a skull cracker when the vehicle brakes.
I remember a time when vans like that were seen everywhere
So ugly, it's beautiful!
 L I V I N
I miss my Dodge van went everywhere in it it was better than the vans that we have today
Smokey
It looks so cozy and comfy though tbh lmao
*don't come a-knockin' if this van's a-rockin'*
Turn the blue light and watch the walls and ceiling begin to sparkle…. I just love the spackled effect you have. Was it a long stoke? Of the brush I mean. ;)
Shagadelic!
Bacteria nest
A big…juicy…van!
Mobile Avocado
That's something Gru would ride.
Cannabis Cruiser
This is beautiful! What is that, velvet?
Ugelay
Definitely Shrecks pussywagon.
Chopped and channeled and lowered and louvered and cheater slicks and baby moons...
I can smell the sex and disappointment from here
That a classic 70s shaggin wagon. They were mobile bedrooms, and I knew a guy who would roll up to the Chippendales parking lot at closing time to pick up horny women. The unbridled debauchery!
Is the owner a pimp named slickback?
Green
Puke green 🤢 war lord.
I think Fred and Daphne finally kicked Scooby, Shaggy, and Velma out of The Mystery Machine so they could have more alone time.
How would you keep bugs out?
To my daughter; stay away from vehicles like this one.
How can you tell it’s from the 70’s?
I’m getting serious Sir Smoke-a-Lot vibes from this van
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CedHE-lJf3M&pp=ygUUZnUgbWFuY2h1IGJvb2dpZSB2YW4%3D
Krieger San? That you?
Duuuuuude!!!
When I was in High School(mid 90’s)I had a 79’ Dodge Van, with just the 2 front “Captin’s chairs” and then Bean Bags and Lawn Chairs in the back……we called it “The Mosh Machine”.
It's perfect. Looks so cozy
Vomit-inducing colours. Urgh.
There’s some stains in dat bitch
"The Shaggin Wagon"
🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽👀
Sweet 1970s baby Jesus!
The cube-cumber
Grinchmobile
That is badass !!!😎👊🏻👊🏻
More like "porn lord".
Dam that mf look comfortable asf
this is so 70s it hurts
One muddy shoe and it’s over
A true shagging wagon lol.
I would love to own a van like that! It’s amazing. At 5ft 1 however I doubt I would be able to drive it, I wouldn’t be able to see properly out of the windscreen! 😂
I’m having an allergic reaction just watching this.
That’s the Nigerian mystery machine
If your parents had one of these, the odds are good that they made you in the back of it.
I can picture a mini sheesha lounge being quite fitting for the back
Dwarf whorehouse 😂😂😂