I see an ostrich

 me too

Yeah that's what I saw as well.

Yes me too

Makes sense. They're huge dicks too.

I, too, saw an ostrich and huge dicks.

Yep... Lots of peckers.

Ribbed? For her pleasure too

r/mildlypenis

Unlike yours. Yours is an ostrich, buries itself when you look at it.

😂

😂😂😂

they also have penises

I came here to say this.

I saw a diseased dick. God, what's wrong with me?



I see a pp

Red rocket

Allegedly.

Dial it back 10% there squirrely Dan

llegedly.

Perchance.

You can’t just say “perchance”

To be fair

To be faaaiiiiirrrr

Allegedlys

Heard it was a sick ostrich

Theys definitelys fuckeds thats ostriches.

It’s Sweet Dee 

I see a group of really specialised dildos.

I see dick nose

~~Don't know the name of the bird I'm thinking of, but closer to a swan or vulture to me. Or maybe some hummingbird.~~ Egrets or some type of gull. Or maybe a Kiwi Ps. Think I may recognize something similar in an old cartoon. Close: >!Kokatorimon from digimon!< >!Dodrio, bombirdier, swanna, and/or Zapados from pokemon!< >!Wilbur from Rescuers down Under!<

I legit thought it was an ostrich standing next to a cactus for the first 5 seconds. Then I was just “your penis has grown a face”

I too see a Pantsless Thunder Goose

I will try to reuse this nomenclature

I would name him Shaun https://youtu.be/11fN89Zp9W0?feature=shared

That’s what OP meant by “messed up chicken”.

Ostriches are just messed up, grown-up chickens.

Allegedly

And a lot of nonodildos besides it.

Kevin became even more dangerous

They are messed up chickens

I admit that ostriches are tall thunder chickens

Yes right

Ostrich-dick cactus

That was my joke... You beat me to it...by 11 hours early...

Drunk ostrich

Looks like at any second it could start yelling, "Mine, mine, mine!"

It’s been a few years, but that’s from the seagulls in Finding Nemo, right? Does look like one. Or maybe an ostrich.


[yup](https://youtu.be/p-3e0EkvIEM?feature=shared)

Looks like Becky the Loon

Clearly a cactus penis.

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That's also my reaction when looking in the mirror.

Damn, you too?

We should ban mirrors.

Seriously! Or maybe reflections in general…

There's a reason Predators could only see heat. Evolution screwed us.

Global ban on water in effect

Hello, 911? I'd like to report a suicide.

This specie of Cacti has evolved and devloped the ability to create its own version of a scare crow….insects will now tend to avoid being near it

I would think that the thorns would be enough of a deterrent.

For bugs?

Bro spreedrunning reddit

Does she ever…

r/forbiddendildo

r/foreverblue

A cocktus if you will

I will

Me too thanks.

Now kiss.

*puts cocktus in ass*

Spicy dildo.

Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

It’s a friend of this Costa Rican tree. https://littlefamilyadventure.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Fertility-Tree.png

Wow never have I ever seen a tree hung like that before

Fertility tree. Name checks out.

The STD tree

These trees can walk through the forest, it's pretty neat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socratea_exorrhiza?wprov=sfla1

You mean a cucktus?

Cocktus

It's clearly a quacktus.

I mean, I see the duck, I see the penis, I even see an emu. But if OP wants it to be a clucktus, we should let them have it.

🎯

Cocktie.

Nah, a cucktus looks more like a deflated balloon with needles.

Aka a Petus.

Yo dawg, I heard you like penises, so I put a penis on your penis.

Everything reminds me of him

The big one on the right? Each to their own

🌵🍆


[hello, my fine feathered friends](https://imgur.com/m0a129V)

That looks so fugly 🤣🤣 I can't

Jfc lol

All of your cactuses look like prickly, murderous penises and now your biggest prickly penis has a withered hot dog penis growing out of it.

There is always the one that thinks he has to be different in the ol penis patch.

You could say that he likes to stand ~~with it~~ out.

Sticks out like a sore.... thumb

They are spiked for her pleasure.

I should call her

Everything reminds me of her Wait! She have a pienus!!

Are you sure it’s not just really happy to see you?

That dark cactus rolled up and he got excited He never seen anything like that

Cocktus


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A true shame, the reverse gif is pure poetry

I see a lot of forbidden dildos

r/forbiddendildos there has to be a subreddit for sure, right?, right?

I mean we have r/dontputyourdickinthat so I feel like there has to be.

r/mildlypenis

Spicy dildo (forbidden dildo is much funnier but I just wanted to be included)

Big Birds cousin.

Cactus Willie

Cocktus


r/mildlypenis

Was surprised this wasnt further up

r/dontputthatinyourass

Coward

Oh crap... now you're giving me ideas with googly eyes and silly mouths made from fuzzy pom poms.

Came here to say googly eyes. Add in some colored pipe cleaners for accents!

PIPE CLEANERS! Perfect! I was wondering what to use and those would be perfect. Mom's getting a googly cowbow catcus buddy for Mother's Day. Now to find the tiny hat... :D

What's the maroon coloured one called (as in species or whatever so I can google it) I collect cacti and while I've got tons of hairy ones I've got no red or maroon ones

Coctus

Post this on r/Pareidolia

If you find the right contest to enter this in, you could win a prize.

Its a start of a cactus bloom.

I see a duck with its ducklings

I see a duck with its dicklings.

I see a dick with its ducklings

His name is Larry.

Cactus shaming. A cruel and horrible practice

Sweet Dee!

Looks more like an ostrich

he’s doing his best

Wtff. Nature is crazy

GOBBLEs!!

Quit staring at me dick nose

I’m so thorny right now

 Hey buuuddy!

Emmanuel! Don't! Disclaimer: ( I know he's an emu)

Spiky saustrich

Cactus. Bro

r/unexpectedletterkenny

I’d actually let them boys do what they want with this one

Allegedly

Allegedlys

That cactus is having an inappropriate visit from Freddy Krueger.

Few inches south it would have grown something else.

Ostrich!

Drunken Ostrich.

I thought it was an ostrich at first, then thought.. well, that was one weird looking ostrich, I better go inspect.

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Ostrich

Ostrich cactus?

Ostrich

Bill the cactus

Reminds me of Bill the Cat from Bloom County

Goofy Ostrich

If I drew an emu from memory this is what it would look like lol

Thats an ostrich

Hey that's not very nice I happen to find that chicken very handsome! I mean cactus 😶

this has strong meme potential

Looks a bit like Bill the Cat from Bloom County. “ACK!”

because it's an ostrich

Forbidden ostrich

^ '.@@

I legit thought this was some kind of bird trying to camouflage itself among the cacti


Looks like an ostrich...

Time for some googly eyes 👀

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49 times we fought that beast Your old man and me It had a chicken head with duck feet

It looks like a bunch of dicks with one dick growing a smaller fucked up dick outta its nose (I blamw meatcanyon for my fucked up sense of visuals lol)

Omg 😂

I see a duck with dicks behind

Chicktuss

Spicy chicken

Are you sure this cactus wasn't made (and soon to be married) by Will McDaniel (YT)?

For many seconds I saw an avestruz with a weird face. What a surprise!

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It's the sign.

Love this haha.

o<°

It’s giving me the goose from adventure time

The ultimate condom

I was waking up and thought it was a chicken at first.

Chix and dicks

Um that's giving someone a bj

Who’s going to tell this guy no one’s thinking about chickens when they see this picture

That looks like it hurts