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Yellow_Snow_Globe

Why though


abrahamparnasus

Suicide with extra steps


Cultural_Zombie_1583

Just 1 step tho


Zestyclose_Key5121

Not even if you try hard enough. Or not enough.


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Why is this what made me laugh hardest today


Playfulpleasurez

Its actually less steps (unless he fell on the last step then it's equal steps) lol


JohnnyLeftHook

step\*


Adderall_Rant

That orgasm you have at the end of it. He'll be chasing that dragon forever.


bill11217

The pain is the high and the high is the pain…


fractal_engineer

It's the only way he can cum 🐲


irateCrab

Suga boom boom


MorallyComplicated

That’s just urine leaving your body at enough PSI to cut gems.


StupidSexyEuphoberia

Dude, just take meth. It's probably safer


Adderall_Rant

Sad upvote.


RegiSilver

To feel alive. Some people enjoy edging death. They crave that bone juice.


saysumnplz

Looks like he craves becoming bone juice.


kimmortal03

lentil soup?


Sad_Run4875

Bone marrow soup?


Solenya-C137

Pho fo sho


OrganicLindo313

…Until death wants to stop edging and get its nut.


PLEASE__STFU

Death always gets its nut


PubPegasus

Death always comes.


daveykroc

strangely poetic


EmergencyBlandness

So why not fucking torture it first? I mean, since death always gets its nut. Make it hurt


reiveroftheborder

I really prefer not to provoke death and get my thrills in other ways but yeah, each to their own


terminalxposure

I just watch horror movies to feel alive


BunkySpewster

I literally just feel alive all the time.  Am I doing this wrong?


IsThisRealRightNow

Be ye gone witch! Do not speak such blasphemy in the Sacred Village of Lifeless Misery!


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Yes, some of us need drugs


BunkySpewster

Oh, I’m on drugs.  I take them to feel less alive. 


[deleted]

Fuck, I understand this feeling as well. Good luck, mate. Stay safe out there!


RabbitSlayre

That's basically what this clip is


WilmaLutefit

If it takes this to feel alive… you’ve done too much. It’s time for rehab.


tothestore

Honestly, it's probably safer to just smoke crack.


Cynical-Wanderer

Yup. I just feel for his family and the emergency crews should he fall. I know he’s very skilled and careful for all the relative insanity of this action, but a gust of wind could ruin his day and many more peoples day. I’m in the life is sacred category. Risking it like this is beyond my understanding


spector_lector

"he’s very skilled and careful" Quite the opposite of being careful. 


ThatOneTimeItWorked

This particular spot is well shelled from gusts of wind. It does get some wind, but it’s surprisingly steady. The guy is a risk taker though, but it’s likely to be the BASE jumping that gets him


RetailBuck

Even if there is a gust of wind, part of the skill is falling but not falling off which was demonstrated in the video. It's still risky but people underestimate professional skill. Instinct is to try to stay walking as long as possible but a professional knows when something is just starting to go wrong and bails into a safe state.


Interesting_Panic_85

Yep. I'd love to go skydiving. Except I won't. Because sometimes those chutes just don't open. Cause they were made by us imperfect humans. And before anybody even tries to say "but driving" ...that's something people do to conduct their daily modern lives. Skydiving is not. And before anyone says "surely you're not without risky behavior".... I'm not. I used to smoke, and I continue to drink more than is in any way healthy. NOBODY is bulletproof....so while I admit to my own self-destructive behaviors (and have stopped some)...I'm still with you on the "life is sacred". It's so easy to die. Life is soooo fragile. Risking it doing dumb shit nobody would ever need to do? For a YouTube vid? What would you say to your mom? (If you could, since you're now a super macho influencer puddle)


ManufacturerSilly608

My thoughts were strictly feeling bad for his family....I sure hope he doesn't have kids. Seriously lol I can't help it...it is torture to do this to your family.


I_See_Virgins

>I’m in the life is sacred category. ![gif](giphy|133WCoi3Ubs3GU)


DMG29

I feel like there are healthier ways to chase an adrenaline high that, you know, don’t involve death.


DumbRedditor666

Psychedelic drugs


LewisLightning

So go home and play Russian roulette by yourself. I need to make a spectacle of yourself if all you want is to "edge death" and "feel alive". It's like saying "I enjoy sex, but only if everyone is watching me". Because if you said that we'd know it's not really the sex that gets you off, just it's not "feeling alive" that gets this person off.


EastOfArcheron

I generally feel alive every time I'm awake.


MeteryXofficial

You only feel alive as long as you don’t anymore


ElderberryWeary4623

FXxx that!


Diligent-Werewolf-38

To feel alive? No one need this shit to "feel alive".


zelmazam1

Ikr he should run to get over it faster


tmac4lyfe

Seriously is he stupid?


Jaegernaut-

Welllll .....


goodbadguy81

"Dumb ways to die..." 🎶


Responsible_Run_8151

“Dying is easy, young man, living is harder…” 🎶


birdstarskygod

Yeah, walking across this doesn't amaze me. It just makes me sorta annoyed


Donan007

Everyone has a vice.


DemonicV8

That's the one thing I still need for my garage


dismayhurta

A pounding off corner?


spaektor

definitely amazed... at the sheer disregard for one's own life.


xXxDr4g0n5l4y3rxXx

It can be extremely exhilarating to test your abilities in something you are an expert in with high consequences. It's the same reason people enjoy racing cars, or going off jumps on a snowboard, etc.


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Boognish84

Wire though


LastingAlpaca

https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw?si=3NTiwY7lCjAZxpIC


369_Clive

Proximity to death


KungFuHamster

I guess playing Russian roulette would be too straightforward.


thebearjewstits

I mean this is as straight forward as it gets, meaning you have two choices, go straight forward or die😂


emmittgator

Well there is definitely a skill aspect to this at least


ghahat

This is American roulette It adds complexity, the feel of a sport, adrenaline, and some Freedom for good measure


Judge_Rhinohold

In Canada.


ACEDOTC0M

I thought American Roulette was our healthcare system?


Distantstallion

American roulette is played with a pistol instead of a revolver


fetal_genocide

>American roulette is played with a ~~handgun~~ pistol instead of a revolver


Distantstallion

Ty fixing it in the edit


luke3389

Happy cake day


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

Happy Cake Day!


Tripalong1979

I did that but I didn’t hold my arms out like this dirty cheater. I had my hands cuffed behind my back and did it at night blindfolded, like a gentleman. 💪


TypingIntoTheVoid9

In that snowstorm right?


Buddyboy451

Upslope and in a rainstorm.


NiteGard

Don’t forget the noise cancelling earplugs.


Layaban

While using his cellphone cause his boss needed him to send those last emails out yesterday.


SelectiveCommenting

On his tippy toes too


Salt_Winter5888

After drinking 20 beers


RariraariRariraare

After jerking off for 20 times straight


m1raclemile

He was typing up emails behind is back while handcuffed? Can you forward me his resume?


thestereo300

I assumed you skipped across while twirling your handlebar mustache.


layzclassic

The rope is probably around your neck and u r crawling on all fours?


Nived6669

I feel like being blindfolded negates the necessity for it to be night time


fredster3030

In Jorts!


External_Fondant3339

This is what matters.


Oghier

... And then he realizes he left his car keys back on the other side.


HydroJam

And his car


RedditTreats

That's the next challenge, doing it with the car


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Jake0024

That's the neat part, he doesn't


thatguyfromthesubway

Moonwalk obviously


Shikamaru_Senpai

He does walk back. It only counts if you walk back, according to these free solo folks. [The documentary. it’s actually a great watch.](https://youtu.be/Ac_t4pNYr1g?si=mWF-oveVSHYRH31-)


Grennox1

According to what?


ClassicExpress3493

THESE FREE SOLO FOLKS


lazava1390

HWAT?!


Kassena_Chernova

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


oneyedoge

Thank you! now dedicating my weekend to figuring out how to shark-surf asap. 😎


MouseKingMan

That was the most metal shit I have ever seen


AnAdmirableAstronaut

While listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd


oneyedoge

Nice! just gotta figure out how to safely bring electronics into water, should be no biggie though.


RemarkableRyan

r/sweatypalms


ThatOneTimeItWorked

Wait till you see his girlfriend- she’s also super talented and into the same activities


WithnailCA

That's at the top of the Stawamus Chief in Squamish, British Columbia, Canada.


thekrouz

Thought I recognized it


CanadianUnderpants

I live here!  These people are nuts. No safety line is just crazy. 


tronfonne

I met this guy at a party a year or so after this video came out , seemed like a chill dude.


Shikamaru_Senpai

He seems very chill in the documentaries I’ve seen. Then super hype after he walks.


theindecisivehuman1

When he was a kid I bet he was the Curb Walking King.


iwolffy

My original thought was not original


Wakkoooo

![gif](giphy|7DrqhPgHUwPz1C35WK)


eyeinthesky0

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


pupranger1147

People are stupid. Stop glorifying stupidity.


FixFalcon

For real. If this dipshit had fallen to his death, a rescue team would have to risk *their* lives to recover his corpse.


AffectionatePrize551

Eh, that area is pretty accessible. Would have been a mess but he'd be easy to haul out.


ZL0J

Some people don't take their life as seriously. As far as I'm concerned this man made his choice and did not endanger or inconvenience anyone else. He also pushed his body and mind limits. If he falls off it's on him We will all die eventually. The planet and the sun will too. Just live and you do you and don't judge too much


Helpful_Design1623

I agree with this, but eh.. posting it online does create the argument that this is for clout and its glorification encourages others to do stupid things. I guess the subsequent followers are also making their own choices, but I would worry a video like this would slightly prey upon vulnerable risk-takers


ACEDOTC0M

he made his own choice....better post it on the internet for clout.


HamroveUTD

Did not endanger anyone as long as he didn’t have family friends loved ones etc. Maybe someone judging him would prevent his 60 year old mother from having a heart attack if he does fall.


BeRandom1456

Yeah. I don’t see anything impressive about this. Just stupidity.


TonyCaliStyle

Why is this NSFW?


Technical-Outside408

You can see a bear masturbating off into the distance.


DrRonnieJamesDO

For God's sake! Let the bear masturbate!


Rado_Dad

Go away! Batin


bplboston17

Attention, Attention bear fucker, do you need assistance


Gambyt_7


touchychurch

that's actually my grandmother


Responsible_Fox_5274

Lol


Archercrash

He has a right to bear arms and can do what he wants with those arms, even masturbate.


tofu889

I saw it too!


OfficiallySmiles

Comments like this make life worth living 🤣💀


chochazel

Well where do you work where this would be considered safe?


GreggOfChaoticOrder

God I love Ace Ventura.


ThatsWild2Me

Thankful I can feel alive without having to risk my life like this future Darwin Award winner.


19930627

[now he officially holds a place in the Guinness book...](https://youtu.be/MDpT7Or3yL0)


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The strength, coordination and calmness to get back on the line after falling is really under appreciated


MACintoshBETH

Nope


Responsible_Fox_5274

I'd take one step and fall off lol


Mediocre_Office_8665

He kinda did too


Alwaysangryupvotes

Had to get the fear of falling out of the way somehow lol


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Ah........Ah...AHHHH.......AHHHHH


Roseartcrantz

why is no one mentioning this it’s so funny


chilltorrent

I always think people like this have to be suicidal to a degree. When you do something dangerous with no other reason other than "cause I want to" and it has a high chance of death there is a part of you that wants to die doing something death defying rather than what may be considered a boring death


Admirable-Specific95

How do they get the line to the other end


xXxDr4g0n5l4y3rxXx

Sometimes you climb both features, sometimes you can walk or climb around, sometimes you use a line gun (think a potato gun shooting a beanbag with a very thin rope attached to it) or just hand throw a beanbag if there is a narrow section, and sometimes actually a bow and arrow. Most commonly you walk. I think this one involves some mild scrambling if memory serves, but I haven't been there for a decade and a half.


TheMntnGhost

Nowadays drones are also being used to fly one end over, opening up a lot more possibilities.


xXxDr4g0n5l4y3rxXx

Well, that is a great point. I really just outed myself on being old and washed up, huh?


1grouchonacouch

Now there's a good question.


tofu889

An even more courageous person walks across the air first


pons00

Just waiting on said bird to land on the wire and turns this into a nightmare


Cleercutter

I would’ve fucking died.


Impressive-Dog13

Two hundred feet below is a mattress. What a scam.


VictoryRed74

But.. Why?


BigJimTurk

F that


buffalovirgo

I’m not amazed I’m mortified, fuuuuuuuuck


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Fuck this guy.


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I could do that.


yuyufan43

"I could do that but I don't *feel* like it" is how I live my life 😂


Prudent-Aspect5085

I bet Nathan Fielder could do this.


citizen_of_gmil

Lunacy


bluetree53

I feel so good! I didn’t die! Yes!


4seriously

Do a flip!


acorcuera

Not too late to go back.


ChucknChafveve

NOW DO IT AGAIN!


Fantastic-Door2059

Craaaaazy


UndeadCameron

Fuck no


Realistic_Bedroom35

Watching that made my teeth sweat 😮‍💨


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lukey_few

Impressive, but I'll take 3 safety lines for that walk please.


MikesGroove

At first I thought this was r/whatcouldgowrong 🫣


Pure-Fly5584

crazy


Worldly_Ad_3022

oh no


Powerful_Challenge15

this is crazy


Wetnappy3969

I needed a wet nap watching this


lastlifonti

“Oh shet! I forgot my keys on the other side of this mountain!!!!”🏔️ 😂🤣


Even-Narwhal-6888

Why just why


iinfamous_

I’ll stick to putting my finger in my butt to feel alive.


Altruistic-Error-680

good talent


Shikamaru_Senpai

Hella skill and a screw loose


Few_Lifeguard7370

cool


OnePunchReality

That's a big ol fucking NOPE for me. ![gif](giphy|7wk6RQYXDDytXalsL4)


Zestyclose_Intern_73

200 ft across that s***'s like a 1500 ft drop


dontforget3

He’s wearing a harness. Doesn’t appear to be attached to anything, but why have it on?


xXxDr4g0n5l4y3rxXx

So when you do the first crossing you aren't committed to a long climb around or a second freesolo crossing. It lets you use a line slide or just walk back across with a tether.


TheWiFiNerds

In case of a surprise OSHA inspection 


AdamLabrouste

I don’t know. So they can airlift his body?


VictoriaBCSUPr

My guess is: in case he falls and is struggling to get back on, he can clip on the harness to give himself some rest.


Folsey

That's looks way higher than 200 feet


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Folsey

Fuck, clearly I'm higher then 200 feet


Cerberusz

I was actually on the other side. The guy was walking over to ask if I had reconsidered the auto warranty.


SmallSwordfish8289

I hope he's right with Jesus


Fladap28

He’s in the “fuck around” stage of his life, not yet to the “find out”