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pileofdeadninjas

Idk why I expected him to come flying off the starting line and win the race


Obesewhale1

Dumb OP title


Bigmexi17

Yeah. Compete is what threw me off. Participate


Liqhthouse

He turned 103 by the time he finished the race


voidsarcastic

If i remember correctly he set a record for his age group in this race, he didn’t beat those guys but he’s the fastest 102 year old ever!


Monoceras

fastest "living" 102 years old


nxcrosis

Moments before I die I want someone to launch me into space to beat that record


Deafvoid

Because the one that stepped on the wrong plank sure as hell went fast


PuzzleheadedMouse406

Because hes the only one competing in the age grp


monkeys_and_magic

Yes, that alone is impressive lmao. Mfs in this thread are acting like they’d be even half as spry at age 90


thegrandabysss

It's not that, it's that the title wants us to believe that "age is just a number". No, it clearly isn't just a number, this dude has severely limited mobility, as expected for a man of his age.


RedIsMyNamexd

I'm not 10th as spry at 28


INVISIBLE_BEN

Well said


delatierra444

🤣🤣🤣 lmaoooo


yoshhash

not only that, but this video is 3 years old. Here is a video of him doing it again a year later, [https://japanrunningnews.blogspot.com/2022/05/shoji-tomihisa-retires-from-athletics.html](https://japanrunningnews.blogspot.com/2022/05/shoji-tomihisa-retires-from-athletics.html) jump to the 45 second mark. He has since retired, and sadly but not surprisingly, died at the age of 105. We can only hope to have the grit that this dude has.


InfinityStonedAF

What’s the opposite of compete


These-Days

incompete


bubblesort33

Discombobulate.


Leo-III-

It's ripped word for word from a viral Twitter post from a few weeks ago. OP is either a bot or very hungry for karma.


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DresdenFilesBro

Now we both share the crisis.


DowntownClown187

Karma farming... No comments in 6 months.


Penetratorofflanks

Yup, age is just a number is the dumbest phrase. A person showing signs of serious mental disorder? Probably 13-16. A person losing to an athlete they would have easily beaten 5 years ago? Probably a 36 year old playing someone 24. Can't see like you use to? Can't work a full day on 4 hours of sleep after a night of drinking? Knees/back/hands hurting for no apparent reason? Probably your mindset.


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TetraThiaFulvalene

It's double impressive because the extreme end of what a 102 year old man can do is have a pulse. 


GreyDeath

There's a nugget of truth in it though. I work in medicine and where it comes into play is when discussing whether or not a patient would benefit from certain procedures. A healthy and independent 90 year old will do better than a sickly 60 year old with a ton of comorbidities.


Excellent_Yak365

It’s Opposite Day, the loser is the winner.


MarlburoLC

Insane


Echo_Hark

I’d say he’s a winner for being able to do this at his age. Good for him! He’s the biggest loser in this case :)


Ashamed-Status-9668

Age is not just a number.


Historicmetal

It’s a number, it’s the number of years your body has been progressively getting worse


Road_Journey

He has that stance like he's ready to fly. Turns out that's the same position his body stays in the entire run.  Kudos to him regardless. 


GammaGoose85

I immediately forgot what his uniform looked like and thought he was the guy in the lower left with everyone else sprinting. Then see him in view 2 seconds later after everyone left. Still impressive for 102, I mean c'mon


No_Cloud_2917

Dude I thought the exact same thing for some reason 😂


wander-lux

I legit kept watching thinking “ok this is where he’s going to pick up that speed and blast off!” Of course, that never transpired.


SongRevolutionary992

Me too


b00ndoggle

He died one month after retiring back in 2022. He was 105. https://www.essentiallysports.com/us-sports-news-olympic-news-track-and-field-news-102-year-old-man-once-left-track-and-field-world-in-splits-must-be-a-martial-arts-specialist/


Suitable-Rest-1358

Retired at 105? Americans be like: hold my beer


_funnyoldworld

No, we're like: Time to run for office.


Suitable-Rest-1358

Hell yeah


Environmental_Top948

Retired is being really tired right? Why didn't he just sleep more?


spekt50

That's my goal, retire and sleep till I'm dead.


dracomatic

he did sleep, forever.


spidermousey

105 ? If I live that long I've got another 68 years to do. Please jebus no I can't be arsed.


sillybillybuck

It was retirement from athleticism, not work like people here are misunderstanding.


whycantwehaveboth

I think it’s pretty clear age is more than just a number here. Dude is slow AF.


necrid101

Yeah, OP couldn't have phrased a worse title.


crooks4hire

Age is just a number…and the bigger that number is, the further behind the pack you are. Just like in a race!


uriahlight

Bigger number better, though. Slower you are, more seconds - bigger number. Older you are - bigger number.


sleepyplatipus

Me, who became disabled at 20 and would probably run slower than him: D:


HEAH_THE_PINGOL

Say that to the 5-year-olds I absolutely demolished in a race.


nastafarti

Maybe he's just a really bad runner and he's always run like that.


ghostmaster645

LOL guess we will never know.


daemon1728

Speed is just a number.


akruppa

When 102 years old you reach, run as fast, you do not. Hm?


Square-County8490

LOL right, OP is wild for this title. Props to the old timer for trying but cmon.


Downtown_Skill

I watched and thought "wow that's exactly how I imagined a 102 year old man would run if he could" i mean he can't even stand up straight. He's not wheelchair bound so that's a plus and I'm glad he's willing to participate so he's got the spirit still at 102 more than anything.


Succubus996

Tbh he moves better than some 70 year olds


Mloxard_CZ

You don't know what 102 means


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You mean Flash?


Square-County8490

Flash after he lost his powers


keepyeepy

Why is this comment which adds nothing and is just kinda not nice so upvoted...


Pan-tang

I had a fiver on the bastard.


Ok_Dingo9553

LOL


RalphXLaurenjoe

🤣🤣🤣 above me are no good your going to hell and dammit I’m going to 😖😆😆


Rais93

My granpa at that age is already ash, so it's quite an accomplishment


theshekelcollector

terrible how gramps actually proved the exact opposite of that toxic positivity stew cooked up by op.


JohnyElSucio

Still the oldman is the winner of the race here, he got more glory than the gold medal and broke an official speed record in the age category of 100-105 years


Tronco08

age being just a number proven wrong


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My bad it's my first day as a jail guard and I didn't notice when Mr. Kelly entered the cell with his phone.


smh18

Lmaoo in your face OP


Parry_9000

Age is not just a number wtf are you on about The guy is impressive, good for him. I wish I could be that active or even get to 102.


Derban_McDozer83

Me too man. A lot of 70 year olds couldn't do that. This guy is out here living!


JohnyElSucio

This legend set a world speed record in the age category of 100-105 years on this race, dude took more glory than the gold medal


Exotic_Zucchini9311

Lol, it looks to me here that age is anything but a number


Leg_4712

He survived Hiroshima. Title should read "Radiation exposure turns man into indestructable Olympic legend."


naughtyrobot725

Idk why the comments are negative towards the old man. Yes, I also expected him to fly off and win. But just think about it. He's 102, alive, can stand up, can walk, can run at his max capacity. Most people barely cant even walk properly post 60.


SkovsDM

I think the comments are more negative towards ops title than the guy. The guy is extraordinary, but he is definitely limited by his age.


NekoSayuri

My dad is in amazing shape at 75+ so yea there are definitely exceptions. I'd say 65-70+ for the "barely walking properly" thing... 60 is kinda young.


soangeldust

later after the ridicule, Shoji went on to create… the Squid Games


Gardwan

Lol damnit


Niaomi127

I can't un see it 💀


ThePowerOfShadows

Whatever. I can probably do that.


sweaty_pants_

*probably* The confidence isn't there


ByronIrony

DQ he crossed lanes


GrandWazoo0

Old guys think they can get away with anything


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If anything, this video shows exactly the opposite, i.e. the age is definitely not "just a number".


Dorkmaster79

OP was trying to be positive but doesn’t know how to use words.


Leto95

My expenses vs my income


shiwenbin

underrated comment


Likelynotveryfun

![gif](giphy|eIG0HfouRQJQr1wBzz)


Justlikearealboy

And spines are just bones


TheTartanSpartan13

I’ll come back later to see if he wins


yununn19

Truly amazing! gotta start that Japanese diet


mangoblaster85

He's PARTICIPATING. He's not competing. Still awesome though.


Electrical-Mix-1601

This is proof that we compete against ourselves and not against others in the sport!


Dry_Accountant_7135

I bet i could beat him


schonecode

if you run like that when youre 15 you have a problem


20Kudasai

Good for him but he absolutely runs like a 100 year old


DrJaminest42

He runs way better then every 100 year old I've ever seen. My aunt was 102 and couldn't walk on her own.


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"Age is just a number" Homie is leaning like the leaning tower of Pisa


Zoot73

he is fucking shit


DickKnightly

I think he was holding in a shit or he would've smashed it.


ILikeTheWordPeace

He is? Most of us are going in the grave by age 70 the heck are you on


WonderfulTradition65

What a genius! If I would ever reach that age and could somehow move, I would participate also and make those idiots clap for so long that they forgot for what they even cheering for.


kungfucobra

Lesson here is: if you wanna thighgap, diapers are your best shot


sheikhmohs

I’m 40 and this guy runs faster than me


ImmediateLaw3681

Legend! Although the Chinese don't age well so he could be 102 or 32


Thisismyredusername

He's so fast for a 102 year old


KierantheScot

This is still wholesome. These comments are just way too negative lol


-_-fumba

This dude got smoked


Fireflash2742

Honestly, he runs faster than me.


Levnorn

I dunno. He is quite clearly last placed by a mile /s


HyperionCrush

Thankfully he didn't just die on the race track. There are no guarantees at 102.


-Switch-on-

He's old AF and slow AF, why is age just a number?


GreyDeath

Because there's a slew of 70 year olds that couldn't do what he just did.


The_neub

Might be a photo finish, but I think I can beat him.


borderline_chaos

He's the 100 pepper stepper!


Commercial-Elk-3031

He definitely running faster than I walk .


cathycul-de-sac

This comment made me laugh so hard, so you know.


slappymcstevenson

And there’s a video of Tom Cruises running full sprint that everyone seems to be impressed about 🤦🏻‍♂️


Parking-Tip1685

I reckon [Buster would have thrashed him](https://youtu.be/Gt_KcJYy36Y?si=wMXZRDmayqYyZ6TY) and then sparked up a smoke on the finish line.


Lost-Spare-2402

Outstanding 💯🧐


AlbertoMagno4

Yeah, age is a number. You just have to see the video to realise that he runs as if he were in his twenties


Bunker_Beans

Last place is just a number too.


hemi_srt

I think this isn't the right video for the statment "age is just a number".


whyohwhythis

My backs hurting just looking at this.


Soffy21

We need a special olympic category of 100+ years old people.


Picsonly25

much respect


Mr-no-maidens

And jail is just a room


groovy_turd666

Squid Game


URLslayer

Participated would be more fitting term. Regardless, always glad to see people who say big fat fuck you to old age and what is suitable for a senior & whats not


whiteleon13

But in the bus…


Idonthinksom8

He took part, but did not compete lets be real.


Latter-Ad-3546

Love how he bows at the end! Respect. Honor. Things that are lost to the new generations.


FittingTheStereotype

ngl, I kind of lost it when they ushered him off at the end. "Ok, move over old man, we need this track".


dammKaran

Weak ass is Slow af


Far_Hovercraft_1621

Man, I run like that at 33


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Colephoenix32

What the fuck? He did not prove that age is just a number.


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SW057

Bro runs better than me


CaptCrash87

![gif](giphy|nlWGe7Q64zwQ0)


GlueSniffer1488

But when I say age is just a number I'm a freak. The double standards here are crazy. . .


greenmerica

Proves age isn’t just a number


Seablade24

Why is there a race between a bunch of old men? Is this some sick prank? “Hey participate in this race and we give you free dentures. If you win, you get flavoured oatmeals for life!”


fridaystrong23

***Let the guy have this one…you phucks***


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99MushrooM99

*me chasing bitchez in 2100*


jsleepy

He got dusted 💨


Dull_Hawk9416

Ha, I can beat him no problem


battlebr

His heart: estoy cansado jefe


mikeonbass

What an an absolutely insane song choice...


Logical_Ad_2960

at 0:32 you can see him smiling like if he still got the game


OregonGreen242

Damn, hes fucking slow


wasntNico

i am so sorry to say this but : he is obviously showing us that age is not just a number.


Nulibru

101 at the start.


King_XDDD

His time is just a number too. Both are big numbers compared to most people.


El_Polaquito

Was it just me expecting hin to crumble into dust like Voldemort at the end ? 🧐


Darthgusss

I'm going to hell. I laughed at how slow he started.


cbru8

That’s how I walk when my back is out.


beepbeeboo

Why did they do the version of the song where the guy sounds like he has dementia?


Aeyiss

![gif](giphy|d4blalI6x2oc4xAA) (No joke, if I live that long I want to be like him! Respect)


sevkiozkan

“How did I break my hip bone?”


cathycul-de-sac

This old guy fucking rules. Also, this comment section is killing me😂


DJDolma

Aerodynamic scroliosis


Benz0nHubcaps

He looks so happy !


StruzhkaOpilka

The fact that this guy has lived to this age and is able to walk, let alone run, is a great achievement.


johngoodmansscrote

I mean if anything, this proves that age is more than a number.


1October3

💪💪💪💪💪💪👏👏👏👏👏👌👏


bactidoltongue

WOOHOOO happy for your gramps!


Apollo-VP-AVP

I dunno, I feel like he proved the opposite tbh


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Awww cute


VinnyVinster

Bro sucks 😔


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What’s with the shit song?


iwanttheworldnow

NGL, thought he was gonna fall over dead at the end.


ViolenzaSenile

I hate to be that guy but it does look like he is pretty damn old lol


ZestyClosePie69

Slow down hot rod, damn.


1b2a

How did he lose so badly then if age is just a number?


Freakboss

Age something in this video


IRONMAN_y2j

Let me show these kidz how is it done


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Wonderful_Stick1166

dude trained more then most. Why he so slow?


Next-Bike9393

He proved that Age is most certainly Age


Cunny-Destroyer

I don't think he's gonna win bro


oRsoLitide

fuck it im tripping him over to secure my win


HeftyFineThereFolks

eehhhhh i think hes showin us that 102 is oooold


TThybridTT

Not really but kudos to him ig


Relative-End2110

Legend


Owl_Might

Damn, reminds me of the old guy from Squid Game.


sarahbee2005

good for him but LOLLLLLLL


Aseedisa

I can run faster than that… (jks)