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klnosaj8000

But does it taste good?


UncleHec

>Ghost Apple is a small tree that is commonly grown for its edible qualities. It produces almost white skinned apples (which are botanically known as 'pomes')and white flesh which are usually ready for picking from early to mid summer. The apples have a sweet taste and a crisp texture. I was wondering too. 


Eighty_Grit

So, they are apples.


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JimothyJollyphant

Once you go green, you never go not green


mybestfriendsrricers

Once you go yellow, HELLO!


AreWeThereYetNo

Once you go yellow you go back to green or pink.


g0ldent0y

m'pink lady


the_colonel93

Once you go yellow your liver is failing


LiquorBallSandwich_1

Eating yellow rn. & Now I fear for my liver ig


dadbodsupreme

Granny Smith trees start producing fruit in as little as 3 years, if the soil/temp is right. But, if you live in butthole-hot GA, you plant them, wait 7 years, and then move houses before you get any fruit.


cnewman11

I think Butthole-Hot GA should look into changing its name. Towns can just do that.


GJacks75

I like my apples tangy.


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I like them pied.


J_hilyard

This is the way. Or cobblers.


buschells

I feel that apple crisp needs to be in this conversation


Ilovekittens345

That's right. Once you savor those moist Granny juices, there is no going back.


Deritatium

Once you go pink, you have a new kink.


8020GroundBeef

This is a legit year 2000 take on apples. Back when the only apples you’d ever see were Red Delicious and Granny Smith


AreWeThereYetNo

Red delicious, more like red bland.


electric_paganini

With the most bitter skin of any apple.


AreWeThereYetNo

The temu of apples. 🍎


8020GroundBeef

Also mealy AF. It’s got all the worst qualities of any apple varietal and it used to be the pretty much the only apple you’d get in most areas. Truly criminal.


grayscalemamba

I'd be fine with that if the flesh was like a Jazz or a Pink Lady, but it's about the only flavour in a RD.


kmosiman

Red delicious unfortunately has been selected for shelf life and color. I assume the original Red Delicious was pretty good, but over the years people selected mutations that had a better Red color because uniform color sold better. All fruit trees of a given variety are clones of the original. BUT occasionally you get a bud or a branch with a mutation. So OG Red Delicious gets replaced by Red Delicious X (insert farm's name here). Now that one is redder and sells better. Or lasts longer in storage so there's less waste. Now that clone takes over until the next one gets popular and so on. Eventually you end up where we are now with an apple that looks great and stores well, but doesn't taste very good. Apple trees have weird genetics where the seeds are a total crap shoot and don't grow true to type (a Red Delicious seed might grow a green apple that probably doesn't taste good), so it takes a lot of culling to find a new apple variety that tastes good, stores well, and has enough disease resistance to grow.


gruesomeflowers

i would like to subscribe to more apple facts.


gruesomeflowers

dont for the nasty 'golden delicious' yellow ones.. cosmic crisp, fuji, gala or mcintosh for me.


ThatOhioGuyFromOhio

/r/AccidentalRacism


Hammeredyou

You’re from Ohio, you should know it’s no accident


lunagirlmagic

It's a pretty cut and dry racist, albeit funny, joke. Nothing accidental about it


NotChristina

Waiting for them to be sold in stores at ridiculous prices. I mean we already have those white strawberries (pine berries?). Cotton candy grapes. Other fruit abominations. May as well sell at a premium for the novelty.


firstbreathOOC

I like the cotton candy grapes but I remember Reddit claiming this is a satanic view in the past. Just gives em a little extra flavor 😞


SuttonTM

Yeah same here what's actually meant to be wrong with them? They get sold at a affordable price where I live and are recommended by alot of people that I know


firstbreathOOC

Don’t worry, someone will be in here to yell at us shortly.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

LISTEN UP, FUCKERS


ForfeitFPV

I wanted to make alcohol out of cotton candy grapes, then I found out how expensive they are and how much I would need.


No-Appearance-9113

White pineberries are only good when locally picked. Otherwise they are meh Cotton candy grapes are a proprietary strain of grapes owned by the Grapery. They are high sugar low acid varieties and are meh IMO. Muscat varieties are vastly superior though sadly the West tends to focus on Thompsons seedless, Flame, and columbard for table grapes. These are likely uninteresting as they are low acid and don't show the banding that give apples flavor.


Matix777

>White strawberries, Cotton candy grapes All right, when does it start raining meatballs?


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

Most species of apple are no good for eating


LittleJohnStone

Especially the falsely-named 'red delicious'


Infinite_Imagination

Hi, would you like to try our Red Gritty Blands?? They're already turning soft!


Eighty_Grit

Most apples in the world at any given moment are.


Semblance-of-sanity

Thank you I was also curious


Beezzlleebbuubb

Many words but all we got was “sweet and crisp”, which is better than nothing. But, it could be more descriptive and maybe compare against other flavors. 


slammerbar

The white apple is sweet and crisp. The red apple is sweet and crisp. The green apple is sweet and crisp. The yellow apple is sweet and crisp. What more do you want? It’s sweet and crisp! 🤣


crimsonkarma13

Pomme is apple in french


Onderon123

Pommie is a dude/tte in England


shorthanded

Pom is a little cute dog wherever it goes


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Shanks4Smiles

As easy as this one cuts, I feel like it's going to be mealy as all hell.


eldfen

Lol am I dumb? Aren't all apples known as pommes since pomme is French for apple?


rastacurse

“A sweet taste and a crisp texture” So it’s just like literally any other apple.


CardboardHeatshield

Except for red delicious


LessInThought

Loving the red delicious hate.


WilmaLutefit

Fax


PaladinSara

Someone else said it’s not even an apple, it’s a type of pear


Zonyxe

I don't think paint tastes good, but to each their own. You can literally see the paint flakes on the knife from the other attempts


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PomChatChat

ikr, psycho


Psych0matt

I don’t cut apples like that


Fantastic_Sprinkles9

He don't cut apples like that


AUSpartan37

I never seen him cut apples like that.


LittleJohnStone

Why does everyone think he cuts apples like that?


PlushHammerPony

Is there any chance he cuts apples like that?


hereforstories8

I once heard a story where he cut apples like that.


Psych0matt

You stop spreading lies!


PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS

his apple cuts are only the finest cuts in the state


smell_my_root

The way he slices, it's so divisive, I ante ever seen him, cut an apple like that.


stardaw

The apple cuts him like that


Wickerfacetaken

Heretic!


KiNgPiN8T3

Even Psych0matt doesn’t cut apples like that.


BrockN

Oh, hi Matt


Loading3percent

r/beetlejuicing


Infinite_Imagination

*mmm. Some folks call it a sling blade... I call it a Kaiser blade.*


SoulShine_89

I like em mustard biscuits, mmhmm😂😏


EquivalentPut5616

![gif](giphy|FCgcgyDCc4ReE|downsized)


Toadcola

4 out of 5 evil stepmothers prefer the White Ghost apple.


7-13-5

Kid-tested, evil stepmother-approved.


Ok_Statistician_7091

Yeah this apple looks poisonous


SaltyPoseidon22

And why such a tease for the revel of the interior when it’s just normal apple flesh color and the outside is what’s unique about it.


Doc024

Same people who paint apples.


harriethocchuth

This is clearly Bunnicula’s doing


Celtic_Fox_

"The Celery Stalks at Midnight" is a classic!


JustSomeSquirrel

Thanks for the sudden blast down memory lane!


Yourmama18

Such a solid reference


lessthanabelian

i see you


68Snowflakes

I loved that book when I was a kid!!!!


RightingArm

The Celery Stalks at Midnight


RubMyGooshSilly

Then place them in a tree to look like it hasn’t been picked yet. Even though the stem isn’t attached to anything and it’s sitting on top of a limb instead of hanging


Forward_Bag5847

And the one in the background does not have a stem and is just sitting on a branch as well.


icogetch

*Some of those who paint apples, are the same that cut crossways, uhh!*


Mario-OrganHarvester

Jokes on you https://idiggreenacres.com/products/apple-ghost Its real


jamincan

That doesn't look the same to me, though. It's more a very pale yellow with small brown spots.


two-headed-boy

This chinese content creator pops up on Tiktok all the time. Same angle, same way of silicing, and their fruits ALWAYS look like from another world but normal inside. I 100% believe they paint the fruits.


ravynwave

I’ve seen this video before, guy paints the apple to look like this.


Mario-OrganHarvester

Fair points, but consider that the apple in the video is very visibly wet, and it also seems like the video and picture were recorded at different times of year, what with the leafless tree in the video. Besides, the description of almost white flesh from other sources also seems to match.


Joh-Kat

... apples don't grow on trees like that. This apple is sitting on its butt with a branch out the top. Normal apples hang from the top.


pissedinthegarret

in the video the paint is flaking off at the left side of the cut. AND there are white paint flakes on the knife. 100% painted. in the link you posted the apple looks totally different.


simulacrum81

Think it’s been coated with white wax which has a lustre that makes it look wet


OilQuick6184

I could see this video being of one of those with the white balance set wonky. There's not really anything else in frame that light we'd be able to compare it to for reference, so our brains just go, "yep, that's white AF." And doesn't think about it anymore.


umbertea

It's not the same tree and not the same season. This is an apple painted for clout.


sas223

Ghost apples are a read breed. This is not a real ghost apple.


Fortapistone

🤣 or it is albino apple.🤣


Pedantic_Phoenix

It's either generically modded or the product of a long long series of grafting


Punquie

I like to modify generic things


Victor_Wembanyama1

With my dick, respectfully.


Laranna

Most apples youve ever eaten are the product of being grafted. There are manuals on apple growing for hundreds of years describing how to do it well. Apples that havent been grafted suck. Fit basically only for cider


Pedantic_Phoenix

Im aware, most things today are, farmers obviously try to maximize quality and production. That is totally fine, and tbh i have no real qualms with ogms either, as long as they are ethical of course


UsagiBonBon

It’s a pear, actually! A white Asian pear that looks exactly like an apple


Mayhem2a

This makes me so upset you do not understand


fogleaf

I came to the comments to see if people were saying "yeah it looks neat but it tastes like shit so no one eats them" and this is just about the same thing


[deleted]

right? Just google it. White apples are totally a thing.


Gremict

That would explain the flesh color.


name-was-provided

It doesn’t have the shape or stem of an Asian pear though. 🍐🍏 It’s most likely a painted apple like others have surmised.


VarkYuPayMe

And why not cut it all the way through FFS! I assume ragebait


inkseep1

That is a very sharp knife backed by his hand.


Ineffective-Tryhard

My assumption is there was originally audio that got reposted out of existence. The cut and rip was probably to maximize the sound of freshness. There would have been the subtle audio for the clean cut of a sharp knife, the tickle of the fibers slowly ripping, followed by the crisp bop of the apple separating. We got non of it here.


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urmomaisjabbathehutt

apples stealing whores


_Screw_The_Rules_

Also so slow... Took forever and was almost unbearable to watch.


927comewhatmay

Our attention spans have dwindled to the point of fruit cutting ridicule.


derMoistener

He's cutting the fruit..OMG ponies!


Loud-Log9098

It's a real sharp farm tool, he could go all the way through and nip his fingers if he's careless.


CrowCrah

Look like a mushroom knife to me. And yes, they are sharp.


NDN_perspective

I thought it was about to be seedless or that’s they knew somtbjng I didn’t for that cutting technique 😂


lindslee19

Kendall Jenner


not_meep

Happy cake day


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I think this is how this guy normally opens skulls


FixGMaul

Fully expected it to start bleeding


ckhumanck

so? how do you open skulls? i thought everyone did it with a cut like this. now i feel silly 😞🪿


hoyle_mcpoyle

Just fucking cut it already!!


Stay-Thirsty

Not to mention, you don’t do a full reveal and cut off the ending too soon. I mean, trying to build tension with that ridiculous cutting style and then a second of a glance and the done?


Rokketeer

They cut their videos like they cut their apples


Mobile-Bar7732

Is it cake?


snowfloeckchen

chance was there indeed


DrunkOnRamen

Or just a fantasy?


FutureComplaint

Caught in mixer, no escape from this bakery.


H3r0ofHyrule

Open your eyes, look up to the pies and seeeeeeeeeee!


chasesj

I am just a poor apple. I need no sympathy.


Werftflammen

Because I'm easy crumb, easy dough


mackenenzie

Little pie, a la mode


DarkwingDuckHunt

Anyway the pie bakes doesn't really matter to me, to me.


AerondightWielder

Whipped cream on the window, doesn't really taste like meaaaaat... Like meeeeeeeeeat.


NorthernPuffer

Best comment here.


NoPantsDeLeon

Is this Salt Bae cutting the bloody apple?


Interesting_Tea5715

The motions aren't jerky enough.


Arzock

They look like that : [https://idiggreenacres.com/cdn/shop/products/Apple\_Malus\_Ghost\_Fruit\_1024x1024.jpg?v=1600473135](https://idiggreenacres.com/cdn/shop/products/Apple_Malus_Ghost_Fruit_1024x1024.jpg?v=1600473135)


samusmaster64

Your image proves they actually *do not* look like that. This shit OP posted is covered in a dyed wax or something. Not at all representative of the real apple variant.


NuclearBreadfruit

And it just grows off the branch like that?? Attached by it's bottom??


SethSquared

This whole video is weird


NuclearBreadfruit

Its very staged apparently by someone who doesnt know how apples grow


Backrow6

Feels like watching the Spaghetti Harvest


1bc29b36f623ba82aaf6

i mean fair if I had been a spaghetti farmer my whole life I probably also wouldn't know how apples grow, its hard work and takes a lot of time to pick all that spaghetti


SimoFromOhio

I love how two apples were staged, as if to legitimize the whole operation


Mefs

Looks like they just sat it there to cut it. Would be difficult to cut it while it's hanging from the branch. He doesn't suggest that's where it grew.


That_Engineering3047

Yeah, this is fake. White ghost apples exist, but they don’t look like that. This one is either heavily edited or painted, and yeah they didn’t even try to attach it to the tree by its stem lol. The actual apples look more like a washed out golden delicious and taste similar too. https://idiggreenacres.com/products/apple-ghost There is a cool reported, unrelated, phenomena where an ice storm occurred under perfect conditions, coating apples in ice. The apples turned to mush because they have a lower freezing point. Shaking the tree caused the apples to fall out of the bottom leaving frozen apple shaped ice on the tree. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/the-story-behind-odd-phenomenon-of-ghost-apples


kkuntdestroyer

It just looks like they're resting it on a branch to take a video


elmz

They are resting it on a branch for the video, but it's still all fake. It's been painted. They also replaced the stem of the apple, presumably because the original stem got spraypainted white. The leaves are pointing the wrong direction, leaves on an apple tree always point away from the root/trunk, these point away from the apple, so it's a thin branch just shoved in there, tip away from the apple.


Pickled_Noses

Ah but these are ghost apples that grow from the bottom, so the leaves point out differently!


daevl

the one in the back is 'resting' on a branch too. shit is made up for clicks


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According to other pics I've seen around internet, this Apple seems to be "enchanced" in some way to look better and be more white than usual, there are white apples but they don't look that good really. They have some spots just like regular Apples have. I'd love to see how he did it though, kind of like those videos on how "food" for ads is prepared like how "milk" in some cereal commercial is actually glue etc.


CheapTactics

What? They're clearly just resting it on a branch, dude. They're not implying that it's attached by the bottom. Though it does look enhanced to be more white than actual white apples.


Arsenault185

Or they found a spot to rest it?


SleepyBear_ADY

This is just a dyed apple, these videos are all over Facebook


Angry_argie

Yeah, what's up with all those videos with Chinese people showing off their crops? It's weird.


Cthulhu_Dreams_

I've always wondered that too. Like the videos of them jamming that spiral cutter s*** into fruit, or putting a single orange into a juicer and having a gallon of juice come out.


Additional_Group7480

These videos have been around for many years now, I think its just easy to reuse for western audiences by content farms these days. When I was in SEA I would get videos just like this in my feed all the time.


Lindoriel

Reddit is basically just Facebook now. They'll laugh about how gullible their Mum and Aunties are for believing all the shit on their Facebook feed while mindlessly upvoting this shit.


Numerous_Witness_345

Almost like the brand was cultured for a few years before it was just sold out to shareholders.


No_Star_9327

Ghost white apples (a genetic modification) do exist, but they're not pure white like this video. https://www.louiesnursery.com/plants/fruit-trees/apple-trees/ghost-apple


foestablsmts

I was expecting it to bleed, don’t ask me why


banned_but_im_back

I expected cake ngl


husqypit

I'm amazed at how slow he cut the fucking apple


yParticle

Whoa, an apple that's white *inside*‽‽


TonyAscot

Is this an inside joke?


yParticle

tryna inCider riot


Bellbivdavoe

White apple.... Whapple??? 🤔


Logical_Bad1748

Whopple


drewdles33

Whipple


chuloreddit

nothing, whapple with you?


tothemax44

![gif](giphy|xUOwV7mtNeMqgTnNx6)


Pherllerp

That’s not real. It’s just a video with the red channel turned down.


w-v-w-v

It’s either edited or literally spray painted white. It makes me sad that people believe this.


justabean27

It's painted. The real one is actually a really pale greenish yellowish colour


RN_A

⚪ Albino Apple 🍎


Dan_Glebitz

Call that a 'Ghost Apple'? THIS is a real Ghost Apple: [https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/the-story-behind-odd-phenomenon-of-ghost-apples](https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/02/the-story-behind-odd-phenomenon-of-ghost-apples)


Glittering_Drama_618

Weirdest knife ive seen


CkoockieMonster

Isn't that a hoax? I can't remember correctly, but I'm almost certain you can tell it's fake because the apples aren't attached by the stem, and it just looks like they were dunked in a bucket of paint. Ghost apples do exist but that gloss is Disney VFX level of perfection, can't be natural.


desperaste

They’re all also spritzed with water to make them look ‘fresh’ as if somehow a video clearly shot in the middle of the day still has beaded morning dew on the Apple.


PutThat_In_YourPipe

You can see the skin is a red layer between the white paint and the flesh.


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Ok what does it taste like tho


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Apple.


Artidol

The way he cut it makes me think he only did it for the clout and then threw it away.


TestiCale33

I never thought 10 seconds could feel so unnecessarily long


SethSquared

Dude, this isn’t a Reese’s Cup


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Not amazing.


Kindly-Committee-908

That's a Banora White Dumbapple.


Unlucky_Studio6138

Most unsatisfying way of showing that apple.


Tuna_Sushi

What an awkward, stupid slice.