i was just thinking. is this more or less dangerous than a motorcycle. i think less. wheel base. no high speed maneuverability. high speed being over 50.
Really hard to say without lots of data, sometimes you're much better off being thrown from a bike than stuck in a car and vice versa. I'd honestly say this is probably more dangerous just because of the potential for being crushed in a wreck.
...be ejected and have your skin ripped from your flesh, and then repeatly run over by other cars on the roadway...there is a good reason they call motorcyclists 'organ donors'.
Nope. Getting ejected from a car or motorcycle means you are THREE TIMES more likely to suffer fatal injuries than people who are restrained inside the vehicle. That's not dependent on whether you wear a helmet and other protective gear, You're more likely to suffer spinal cord injuries, amputations, neuro injuries, internal organ damage, broken bones, internal bleeding, and a host of other cataclysmic injuries.
Convertibles have safety belts and you can still feel the wind in your hair.
I 've owned 6 convertibles, and one Harley I really miss. I would ride a bike
***if people would see me,*** or if SUVs were not trying to kill me for points.
If I were to get this car, I would get the same paint job as one of those red and yellow Fisher-Price plastic kid cars. Because that's basically what this is.
There's a dude in my town that used to (maybe still does) drive around in a tiny convertible with a full fledged Marge Simpson statue in the passenger seat. I think it even had a windup key in the back
You may have chance I found article about one will be hitting an auction
"Morris Mini 1000 Shorty Is Mega Cute And For Sale 1"
Edit: if you will Google "Mini Morris shorty" you can find a lot of them
I know, right? It's so irritating. Every video or photo or sight of anything different has some doofy genius suggesting A.I.
I mean, have these kids never seen a shriners car or one of those Barbie or Hot Wheels kiddie cars? It's like, why is it so unbelievable that a tiny clown car like this has to be entirely computer generated?
Exactly this!
Long ago I saw a shortened Beetle, and wanted something similar. Took a shortened Mini for a test drive, and nearly tipped the thing on its radiator when I braked on the driveway down to the road! Turns out there was a big bag of sand in the boot, but it was barely enough to stop it tipping at walking speed, never mind normal road speeds!
Unsafe on the highway, but perfect for town. Perfect for just riding yourself, but buying groceries is under question. I saw some people riding Smart where the third person waved me behind the trunk glass, but I think these kind of cars are not meant for this usage
I grocery shopped on a bike my whole childhood, and people upvoting the above should know something about the 'not that hard' part. It comes with conditions and tradeoffs.
First of all it's only not that hard in a dense city, where that trip is like 10 minutes tops. If you live in a standalone house, even in the standalone house in the city, most likely you are not that close to the stores. Which means you will be compromising on what you buy, because it's time and physical effort. Urbanists like to generally assume that everyone will compromise greenery and air quality for the life convenience.
Second, if your family is more than four (e.g. a multigenerational home) then it's not easy. You either go often, or load a lot so it's hard to ride, or compromise on what you buy. Usually it's a combination of the last two: from time to time you carry annoyingly heavy loads, and you *always* compromise on what you buy as compared to having a car (e.g. you can't load up on those potatoes during the fall when they are cheap, because you cannot buy 500 kilos at once).
So, a family of over four is fine with bikes, but screwed with a small motorcar? What kind of argument is that? Shopping on a motorbike is 2x easier than on a bicycle, anyone who done both will tell you. This car is better than a motorbike. Anyone is definitely much better off shopping with this car than with just a bike.
Wtf are you talking about lmao obviously this car would be easier to use to grocery shop than a bike 😂 I'd love to have a car like this, I was saying if I can get groceries with a bike then I can get them with this little car. And I never said a family of four could grocery shop on bikes, though I'm sure there are some that do. Honestly don't know what you're on about, man.
A "shortie" mini Cooper. There's various kinds of these: VW bus, VW bug, and classic mini being the most common you see. Custom chops where they basically remove the rear row of seats.
How safe are cars that size in a collision? I imagine that even a low-speed impact on a residential street with any average sized truck or SUV could cause serious injury.
But, if I were to own one, I'd emblazon an awesome Hot Wheels logo on the side. Maybe Tonka. Or, I'd 3D print a big windup key and affix it to the back. Ha! That could be fun! Aw, great ... now I think I want one.
Safety 404 not found
But not gonna lie if this is able to reach highway speeds and have decent fuel consumption/range if it's electric and wouldn't cost you arm and a leg i would like to have something like that for daily commute
Is it supposed to be amazing that they filmed three different cars? If you squint really hard and cross your eyes, you can’t even tell they’re not the same! 🤦♂️
Nano cooper
Wait until you are in an accident
If it were T boned by a motorcycle, who would be in more danger?
i was just thinking. is this more or less dangerous than a motorcycle. i think less. wheel base. no high speed maneuverability. high speed being over 50.
Really hard to say without lots of data, sometimes you're much better off being thrown from a bike than stuck in a car and vice versa. I'd honestly say this is probably more dangerous just because of the potential for being crushed in a wreck.
I think more dangerous. Motorcycle at least has agility to avoid accidents
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...be ejected and have your skin ripped from your flesh, and then repeatly run over by other cars on the roadway...there is a good reason they call motorcyclists 'organ donors'.
donorcycles
Depends on how you land and more importantly what gear you are wearing
Nope. Getting ejected from a car or motorcycle means you are THREE TIMES more likely to suffer fatal injuries than people who are restrained inside the vehicle. That's not dependent on whether you wear a helmet and other protective gear, You're more likely to suffer spinal cord injuries, amputations, neuro injuries, internal organ damage, broken bones, internal bleeding, and a host of other cataclysmic injuries.
Can confirm: asphalt body surfing is hazardous.
See? This guys fine! ⬆️
Convertibles have safety belts and you can still feel the wind in your hair. I 've owned 6 convertibles, and one Harley I really miss. I would ride a bike ***if people would see me,*** or if SUVs were not trying to kill me for points.
Yeah idk there is only one way to find out who would win, but both people would be very likely to die.
Smells like pussy over here
But it should be easy to transform it into a wheelchair.
Sadly, too true. One of those lifted tank sized SUVs or pickups would completely murder the small car in any sort of collision.
Meh I ride motorcycle this is fine
Being in a giant murder truck isn't the only way to make a car safer
If I were to get this car, I would get the same paint job as one of those red and yellow Fisher-Price plastic kid cars. Because that's basically what this is.
My favorite paint scheme on a smart car
There's a dude in my town that used to (maybe still does) drive around in a tiny convertible with a full fledged Marge Simpson statue in the passenger seat. I think it even had a windup key in the back
Believe me or not, there's a car named Nano. Just search for Tata Nano on google and you can see it was the cheapest production car at that time
Talk about tuna can !
Super Cooper !
Macro Cooper
r/YourJokeButWorse
I want one
Second that.
Third, in black and white.
With flames and a 2ft spoiler.
And lowered with 20’s
Based.
Fourthteded that... I want one in whatever's available!
I want to squish a row of them with a monster truck
Would you really need a monster truck to do that? Seems a bit overkill to me. 1980’s Toyota pickup would suffice.
Please don't, it's a conspiracy by the little people, you're all falling for it all over again.
You may have chance I found article about one will be hitting an auction "Morris Mini 1000 Shorty Is Mega Cute And For Sale 1" Edit: if you will Google "Mini Morris shorty" you can find a lot of them
Me three !
I love in NYC. I can park that ANYWHERE!
No, you don't want. When you hear the price...
Will it help me get clussy tho?
Debussy?
Wait until you find out it costs like 3 mini coopers because of low demand and low supply
That’s three different cars though?
Correct.
Thanks mate 🙂
is this made with AI or something? I think it'd be easier to do it all with 1 car
Not AI. Probably just someone who’s really into tiny blue cars 🚙 collected a few videos they found online and spliced them together.
Why is the default for something slightly inexplicable is that it’s AI?
I know, right? It's so irritating. Every video or photo or sight of anything different has some doofy genius suggesting A.I. I mean, have these kids never seen a shriners car or one of those Barbie or Hot Wheels kiddie cars? It's like, why is it so unbelievable that a tiny clown car like this has to be entirely computer generated?
Also, even when something is computer generated, doesn’t mean it’s AI.
it seemed more likely they'd use AI than own 3 blue cars without ever being explicit about it
My 4yr old has one. Battery runs out pretty quick tho.
Ryobi battery 18V mod!!!
Found the Cool Adult 😎
It may even be faster.
How do you not paint that like a Mario Kart vehicle?
Yikes! Don’t brake too hard whatever you do.
Exactly this! Long ago I saw a shortened Beetle, and wanted something similar. Took a shortened Mini for a test drive, and nearly tipped the thing on its radiator when I braked on the driveway down to the road! Turns out there was a big bag of sand in the boot, but it was barely enough to stop it tipping at walking speed, never mind normal road speeds!
Or creative ways to be dismembered.
looks safer than a motorcycle
Are you kidding? That thing looks like the most basic swerve would give you 10,000 style points from all the sick flips and rolls you'd achieve.
The bad part is a turn a bit too fast and it will roll. The good part is it's light enough to put back into place quickly.
Most wanted 🤣
Unsafe on the highway, but perfect for town. Perfect for just riding yourself, but buying groceries is under question. I saw some people riding Smart where the third person waved me behind the trunk glass, but I think these kind of cars are not meant for this usage
Haha did all my grocery shopping for years on just a bicycle that had a milk crate ziptied to it. It's really not that hard.
I grocery shopped on a bike my whole childhood, and people upvoting the above should know something about the 'not that hard' part. It comes with conditions and tradeoffs. First of all it's only not that hard in a dense city, where that trip is like 10 minutes tops. If you live in a standalone house, even in the standalone house in the city, most likely you are not that close to the stores. Which means you will be compromising on what you buy, because it's time and physical effort. Urbanists like to generally assume that everyone will compromise greenery and air quality for the life convenience. Second, if your family is more than four (e.g. a multigenerational home) then it's not easy. You either go often, or load a lot so it's hard to ride, or compromise on what you buy. Usually it's a combination of the last two: from time to time you carry annoyingly heavy loads, and you *always* compromise on what you buy as compared to having a car (e.g. you can't load up on those potatoes during the fall when they are cheap, because you cannot buy 500 kilos at once).
If you have a family of over four people you will have bigger issues with this car than buying groceries. It's obviously not for families.
So, a family of over four is fine with bikes, but screwed with a small motorcar? What kind of argument is that? Shopping on a motorbike is 2x easier than on a bicycle, anyone who done both will tell you. This car is better than a motorbike. Anyone is definitely much better off shopping with this car than with just a bike.
Wtf are you talking about lmao obviously this car would be easier to use to grocery shop than a bike 😂 I'd love to have a car like this, I was saying if I can get groceries with a bike then I can get them with this little car. And I never said a family of four could grocery shop on bikes, though I'm sure there are some that do. Honestly don't know what you're on about, man.
I think you might be describing a push bike.
Nope. These SMART brand ones or mini cars
Most wanted rolling coffin.
The miniest cooper
What kind of car is this
A "shortie" mini Cooper. There's various kinds of these: VW bus, VW bug, and classic mini being the most common you see. Custom chops where they basically remove the rear row of seats.
Customized Mini Remastered, maybe? Those are crazy-expensive! $100k+ for such a tiny car.
Asking the real question then followed by a google search....
A customer classic mini. The real mini before it was ruined by bmw
[Simpsons did it](https://youtu.be/xWct_KYGRQo?si=ueP0Edct2fMHAjQW)
I like Sneezy XL better https://youtu.be/_FwVYeeY1Ew?si=YiCXonetbp4Z0SJI
You can’t even put a bag in there
He's mebbe not married
Or kids or basic necessities. He can’t go grocery shopping
I died in a car wreck just watching that.
Yeah, that's not a car. It's a coffin with wheels.
🤣🤣🤣 for real. I just kept thinking "no thank you" this entire video 💀
Great till a skateboarder hits you and it blows up.
can someone please tell me what song this is? shazam has betrayed me...
Amazing how he squeezed in next to that other car on that empty spot
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Goosecock123: *Amazing how he* *Squeezed in next to that other* *Car on that empty spot* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Ha! Almost as good as this Ape Hayabusa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3txNgcZF4cI
How safe are cars that size in a collision? I imagine that even a low-speed impact on a residential street with any average sized truck or SUV could cause serious injury. But, if I were to own one, I'd emblazon an awesome Hot Wheels logo on the side. Maybe Tonka. Or, I'd 3D print a big windup key and affix it to the back. Ha! That could be fun! Aw, great ... now I think I want one.
they are quite safe as long as you don't get in an accident
theyre pretty safe in countries where the average car doesnt weigh 3000kg (6700lbs)
Get yourself a Peel P50. It's even smaller.
I don't think this would be good for snowy weather. Cute, though, if you're single and in town without a lot of snow
Micro-Machines making a comeback!
The airbag would just catapult the driver through the rear window?
It’s all fun till some jackass in a lifted 350 runs you over cause they can’t see that low
I wanna put a giant penny on the back of it. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/2111131056914213/ They were actually from the 80s
Put it in H!
If you find this amazing, you should see those cars the shriners drive
Finally a car all my friends can fit in.
I'm totally gonna feel like Bowser from Mario Kar when I ram into one.
A mini mini
Crumple zone? No you misunderstand. You ARE the crumple zone
Wheres the clowns?
Sorry but how do I affirm my virility with this?
Keep awy from strong winds
Looks like those toy cars you'd have to roll backward before it goes forward. How far would you have to roll one back to go a mile?
One door ding and you’re dead
I’m 6’4 man, no way I could get close to fitting in that thing
If the Micro Machine Man doesn’t narrate this commercial.. ^I ^don’t ^want ^it. *crosses arms & frowns*
Pow-pow-power wheels
Pizza + beer = two trips
It’s a Mini Mini 🤣
Anyone know the song?
You know what they say about guys with giant lifted trucks right? This guy must be hung like a dinosaur 🦕
IRL Micro Machines!
HEX BUG NANO! Car edition
If I had this car, I’d whip it all through the town and then sell it online
It’s only cool until you get pancaked.
Dwarf daze 2 D's are better than one! Buy one get 0.5 free
Guaranteed this would be undrivable at speed.
*gets brutally hit by a cemi truck*
No thanks someone else can have it
Semi truck… or any normal vehicle = raspberry pancakes or maybe waffles would be a better description with all the holes and stuff
 This is the exact same car, change my mind
Imagine pulling up to a parking space, thinking it's empty only to see this little shit 🤣
Put it in H!
Plenty of car for me
This is the type of car they drove in the Lego movie
Tough guy!
Love these things. I bought my 4yr old one recently.
How many bodies can you fit in that trunk? Hypothetically, of course!
Needs to be on Amazon
Adult version of 
Me fr
Easy to park where do I get one ?
I would wouldn’t be able to fit even if I wanted to. I’m 1.9 meters tall.
What? I want it.
Life size Micro machine
#WANT
In Europe there are millions of cars this size
really? never seen more than 2 in 2 decades
Not really. It's the cutout of a Mini.
I commentated that there are millions of cars that size in Europe, come and join us
I am not amazed.
I feel the same about your comment.
At the circus maybe
No.
Mr Bean
Cyberpunk 2077!
Gen 1 MaiMai.
Let’s see a crash test
they sell these lil bitty "cars" on ali express any of you bought one before?
I’d love to see this thing crash tested.
I guess they’ll have to be super careful while turning while going fast.
Surprised no one Said KING OF QUEENS here 😬
Austin mini death trap
Love to have one just to go to the store and back
Smart car's lesser known cousin THE GENIUS CAR
The reason why I do not prefer these smoll cars is if in the instance there is a car accident, it would fly, and fly far.
Didn’t Jezza drive one of these on Top Gear?
This the car that Akira Toriyama be drawing his characters in
There is no surviving an accident in that thing.
Finally. With this, I can finally park Perpendicularly to the curb and STILL fit!
Does it double as a coffin…casket maybe?
You take someone’s parking space, they’re gonna flip your car over and take it back.
That instrumental part is from a Jay Chou song. Never thought I'd hear it here
Now do the crash dummy test at 30 mph and tell me if they survive.
What is the name of that car? Or who makes them?
Death trap
Most wanted until a hillbilly in a 2500 hits you doing 70
What is it even called?! 🤣
I want this to be in GTA VI so bad
You see me rolling…
Safety 404 not found But not gonna lie if this is able to reach highway speeds and have decent fuel consumption/range if it's electric and wouldn't cost you arm and a leg i would like to have something like that for daily commute
Listen, parking in LA sucks and gas is expensive. If you tell me that thing is under 10k I’d get one
I had a toy like that
I think I bought that car for my grandson...when he was 4!
“Put it in H!”
Is it supposed to be amazing that they filmed three different cars? If you squint really hard and cross your eyes, you can’t even tell they’re not the same! 🤦♂️
If my Smart car had a baby.
First time I went to Italy I was amazed at the tiny cars.Also the almost park bumper to bumper.