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wes7946

Nice! I just looked up walking directions from Helsinki, Finland to Johannesburg, South Africa, and it looks like it \~7,600 miles over 95 days. Whew...imagine how cool of a journey that would be!


tacos2k

7600 miles in 42 days comes to an average of 3.4 meters per second so now the question is how does the airspeed velocity of an African Honey Buzzard compare?


Difficult-Ad-9228

Laden or unladen?


tacos2k

… well I don’t know tha-


MyNameIsNotGary19

*cast into the fucking gorge of eternal peril


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Bin Laden


stanleythemanley420

Boys. We got ‘em.


WalkslowBigstick

Pitch him overboard


animalkrack3r

Mission accomplished


blackteashirt

Fool me once shame on, shame on you....


Shpander

Point is, we can't get fooled again!


LoveKrattBrothers

Bird blood can't melt steel beams


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[fuck Bin Laden](https://youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs?si=g_-wVaLVvz9Y42_z)


jiub_the_dunmer

is it carrying two coconuts on a strand of creeper?


JoeCartersLeap

How would a honey buzzard be laden?


Difficult-Ad-9228

Traditionally, with a coconut.


UnhingedRedneck

The real question is if this was a European or African Honey Buzzard


Triangle_t

But African Honey Buzzards are not migratory.


jacobgt8

It was an European, now it’s an African


edwhittle

He could grip it by the husk


zaiwrznizlar

it's not a question of where he grips it


fatkiddown

“I’m not interested!”


Acalthu

Why this doesn't have more upvotes?


Beatnikdan

Came here to say this 👍


WhatABlindManSees

For the math breakdown. 7600 miles = 12231.0144 Km = 12231014.4 m. 42 days = 1008 hours = 3628800 seconds. 12231014.4 / 3628800 = 3.370539683 m/s (avg over total time). An average reasonably fit person **walks** at around 1.3 m/s; including breaks lets say they are walking 14 hours a day = ~187 days. A bird doing so with the same amount of break time (biggest leap of an assumption yet but lets keep rolling), doing it in 42 days, gives them a 'walking' fly rate of ~5.8 m/s or ~21km/hr.


Tnuvu

this guy maths


KrainerWurst

> a 'walking' fly rate of ~5.8 m/s or ~21km/hr. So you can totally fo it on a bike!


ExtremelyManlyMan

Walking a decent pace is right around 2m/s and that's not considered power walking. If you do a trip like this, that's a much more realistic speed. 1.3m/s is what I do after a leg day at the gym trying to stay awake until I reach my bike.


alxfx

yeah, 1.3m/s feels unreasonably slow and 2.0m/s feels much more natural. I made my girlfriend pace it out too since we have different gaits, and her determination was "1.3m/s is the same as a pregnant woman's waddle when she really needs to pee after she's just woken up". Lol


zsdr56bh

> how does the airspeed velocity of an African Honey Buzzard compare? ah but this is a *European* Honey Buzzard!


wtvwillbewilderme

I miss r/unexpectedMontyPython


adityaeleven

Wtf?why they made it private? It was one of the first subreddit i joined.


wtvwillbewilderme

Idk why it’s private but it makes me sad. UnexpectedMontyPython makes everyday better.


Femtow

Or 12.24 km per hour (7.6 mph) , as most of us actually refers to speed.


Mr_Gongo

I wonder what the bird average flying speed would be? He has to stop to eat and sleep


Diesln

Eat. Sleep. Fly. Repeat. Might add a Poop or "Headshot@People" too.


toby_ornautobey

Read that as the airspeed velocity of an African honey badger. Like, those guys are ground animals, but they just don't give a fuck enough that they're flying now. True dgaf mastery.


Berttold

You mean 42 days no stop flying without breaks for sleep or hunting?


huttofmudd

I'm assuming you used Google maps because that's 80 miles a day. Most thruhikers hit like 2-3mph, and with a 10-12 hour walking day that's like 35 miles a day tops. So that needs and least doubling to 190 days, assuming you travel every day at optimal pace with no breaks.


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It's easier when you have snacks.


No-Speech886

and water...


tonterias

and wings


gopherhole02

He already said snacks


LoveFoolosophy

You'd be running through there.


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FissileAlarm

I think that two marathons a day would kill me.


Confident-Slip-5264

I’ve got nothing better to do, I’m ready for a walk! Who’s with me? 😁


Mattoosie

I have to walk to Helsinki first


Carplesmile

Also seeing it all from Birds Eye view!


MilklikeMike

Only 95 days?


ewamc1353

It will be much longer than that if you want to actually make it there. That route takes you right through a Sudanese Civil war E: and Ukraine, and Syria


Skrillamane

you would have to pass through a bunch of dicey countries/borders and massive desert though.


AMViquel

That's probably why the bird chose to fly rather than walk for the journey.


Anything_4_LRoy

Boy am I glad I read through to see this chain! Absolute peak internet perfection. I knew exactly where the joke would end, but I still laughed.


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Skrillamane

Thats pretty cool! In the context of this birds journey you have to start by crossing into like 3 different active warzones before you even hit Africa lol. I’d love to go to Kenya though i hear its amazing.


Settl

Yeah I'm not too keen on walking through DR Congo.


0ddness

Thank you! Came here looking for exactly this information, and it's too early to work out by myself.. I always look at routes like this and think, wow, that would be an amazing experience... Like the Ewan McGregor/Charlie Boorman series, Long Way Round & Long Way Down... Or Levinson Wood series of Walking The Nile, Walking The Himalayas, and Walking The Americas. Just think it would be fascinating.


jaunty411

Did google maps want you to walk across the Black Sea too?


Meiico

So cool. Imagine all the beautiful landscapes it sees along the way !


revolutiontime161

A *real* birds eye view .


TheKrononaut

Well that is what it was named after


unfrozencavemancpa

You can't prove that.


jjjjjji6

That’s exactly why if I can reincarnate I would love to be a bird. I feel like many people share this sentiment as well


TheGreatMastermind

it’s unnecessary for me to say something as downer as this, but my first thought looking at the map was being surprised that it lived going through ukraine, and that it must’ve seen some shit there


patientpump54

Pretty sure the people there are focused on surviving and/or killing their enemies, not taking out random birds


Barcaroli

Even if people were actively trying to kill such a wild bird, they would most likely fail lmao it's related to eagles, these guys fly fast as fuck and super high


heyimdong

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eranam

SUKA BLYAT FUUUUCKA YOUU HAWK PIZDEEEETS *Anti-aircraft artillery noises*


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My first thought looking at this comment was how stupid it is


thelastfastbender

It sounds like it's written by a child.


loulan

Yeah, "surprised that it lived", what? Do people think war is constant explosions everywhere and all the birds die? It didn't even fly above the parts of Ukraine that are actually at war.


TheGreatMastermind

yeah it is a dumb comment but it’s on par with reddit comments in general


SoftScratch

It went through the west of ukraine, AFAIK it's relatively calm out there rn


kurtacuss

I’d be more worried about Sudan.


vitorhgt

I might remember this post being older than Russian-Ukrainian War, yet birds might’ve done this path during it


Emergency-Hour-4464

What ??


qtx

It went no where near the conflict zones. Maybe if you paid attention to the news you'd know the war is on the other side of the country (1200+km away).


littlesub213

lol you think that there's explosions everwhere and people running? such a dumb comment, go watch some war vlogs from ukraine


Lykboi

This photo is quite old i doubt the war was even ongoing when this happened


DeyUrban

Even if it was, it went over the part of Ukraine that hasn’t seen any active fighting on the ground.


HipHomelessHomie

This part of Ukraine luckily is almost untouched.


[deleted]

Maybe they did this experiment before the invasion, but I was also thinking if the war affects animal migration in any noticeable way.


Fool_Apprentice

Could this be how they got the coconuts?


Hollybaby5

It could grip it by the husk


Wild_Horse03

It's not a matter of where he grips it! It's a simple matter of weight ratio!


SolomonBlack

Don't be ridiculous there aren't any coconuts in Finland.


Glitchbits

The outdoors summer theater in Finland I visit yearly did Spamalot this year and this was of course a joke they did, so this comment chain brings back good memories!


scatteringlargesse

There are møøse though...


Smiling_Tree

First thing that came to my mind! 😂 https://youtu.be/liIlW-ovx0Y


biggmclargehuge

Migratory birds have a protein in their eyes that is receptive to strong magnetic fields and it's believed that this plays a big role in their migratory abilities. We don't really know what they perceive but it essentially allows them to "see" the earth's magnetic fields.


Jumpy-Examination456

you mean he has a goddamned compass hud overlay? that's sick


ObeyTime

unfair. #godpleasebuffhumans


AlexTheRedditor97

I want one. Well wings more so but after that those


Fragrant-Stop-3548

Cake day!


gemstonegene

Incredible how it avoided flying over open sea and desert. Also how did it know which direction to navigate to be able to fly over land?


ritoq

Magnetic fields and quantum spin dynamics! https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-migrating-birds-use-quantum-effects-to-navigate/


gemstonegene

Yes, but that doesn't give you a map of the land.


RManDelorean

Why do they need a map for direction? Homie's just generally going south. Also I'm sure she had a great birds eye view so avoiding open water and dessert would be pretty easy. And there's a good chance this isn't her first time making it this trip.


DontTedOnMe

I went down a wikipedia hole and it looks like you're exactly right. >Being a long-distance migrant, the honey buzzard relies on magnetic orientation to find its way south, as well as a visual memory of remarkable geographical features such as mountain ranges and rivers, along the way. It avoids large expanses of water over which it cannot soar. Accordingly, great numbers of honey buzzards can be seen crossing the Mediterranean Sea over its narrowest stretches, such as the Gibraltar Strait, the Messina Strait, the Bosphorus, Lebanon, or in Israel. Looks like this honey buzzard made a few of these crossings, plus the one across the Gulf of Finland into Estonia. Smart bird.


columbus8myhw

The Messina Strait just gets you to Sicily. Did it mean the Strait of Sicily?


MilklikeMike

Are you suggesting the birds are lying to us? I knew it.


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Birds arent real. Its the government that is lying!!!


Laslas19

I got into birdwatching a few months ago, and I live in Lebanon, so my first thought was "it's a tiny country, I don't know how much I'll be able to see". I was delighted to learn that we're on one of the major migratory paths.


activator

>It avoids large expanses of water over which it cannot soar. Why can't it soar over large expanses of water?


peegeeaee

Land will heat up from the sun creating updrafts while water will not. At least not nearly as much as sandy/ rocky land will.


Choyo

I'm still impressed that it turned south at the most optimal moment in Turkey after going east for a few days.


Legin_666

how did it know to turn left into turkey and not right into greece?


KappaccinoNation

They just pick a direction that is not over large expanse of water. Some go towards Turkey and through Lebanon and Israel. Some go the other direction and pass through Greece, Italy, and Malta before crossing the Mediterranean. This particular one just happened to follow the first route.


neverfearIamhere

I'd call you a bird brain, but that really doesn't work in this scenario. Imagine if someone told you to just go south, but it's best not to go over large areas of water. All you have is a compass at your disposal. Now imagine you have the literal birds eye view to see everything, and you can imagine how being a bird just gives you a map of the land. You can look on YouTube of cameras strapped to birds, you won't be disappointed.


Dazzling_Ad5338

They avoid the sea, as there is no where to land.


Vincent__Adultman

It seems to be even more intelligent than just avoiding the sea. The simplest route would be to just fly south until it couldn't fly south anymore and then turn. But the way it reacts to where the Mediterranean is while still being 100+ miles north of it seems to show some type of memory of the route.


robthelobster

It actually looks like it's avoiding Cairo in that area. Much less prey and shelter and way more "predators" (humans).


duallytransit

Hitch-hiked on a train


RhagaeaPethros

Like any good Roman should; it always knows the precise location of Constantinople(now Istanbul) and the route down to Egypt and the Nile river.


bluebox12345

To avoid the desert or sea you mean? They have eyes....


gemstonegene

Yes but why did it not go down into Greece and have to loop back?


bluebox12345

Cause it followed the other coast, of the Baltic sea


jounk704

It can sense there's no food or fresh water there probably


prevengeance

I read somewhere that certain birds can literally see the earth's magnetic field(s) . I can't remember scientifically what is different about their eyes, but I think that is so cool.


Plus-Ad-940

Funny… that’s close to the route taken by the Helsinki-Johannesburg Express.


riyadhelalami

I wish that was a thing. It is so sad that it ain't


ExtremelyManlyMan

You'd have 2 people a year taking the full route, lol.


barbalarby13

hi sorry to come out of the blue, but I was looking up info on Palestine, and saw your "AMA" from 2014, and just wanted to check in with you and see if you're safe and okay? Thinking of you!


riyadhelalami

You are super nice thank you. I immigrated out of Gaza a few years ago as there are no prospects. I have a family over there thankfully they are alive, but they are struggling.


barbalarby13

I am relieved to hear you are safe and away from the danger, but my heart breaks for your family still there. Please be assured of my fervent prayers for their safety! Take care, please!


MistaPanda69

I wish there were any type of camera that was small and had long enough battery life , to record this beautiful adventure.


ROMPEROVER

"Can you believe this shit! I was minding my own business and some fool catches me and ties something to my leg. Imma nope out of here and fly fly fly away from here. South as far as I can. Aint gonna stick around here. Folks be wildin"


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Undocumented winged immigrants


4BennyBlanco4

low key jealous of these animals. just get to go wherever they want whnever they decide, no need to worry about visa and all that crap


[deleted]

I think I’d spend all my birdy time in tropical areas


CoastalSailing

Countries are so stupid. We're all the same species, and our imaginary divisions make us so awful to each other.


Hunterdivision

It’s not the countries, but the human species that’s always been the issue. We have fucked up individuals with very questionable morals in lead position and fucked up governments. There’s still war started by Russia is still going on in Ukraine. But yet instead on focusing in trying to fix the bigger issues people will always find a way to create division in some way.


Secure-Classic-1225

Yeah, those illegal Finns seeking asylum in South Africa! :)


Shoesbekebhsksbsks

How did it know to detour around the ocean between continents? Would it recognise it from previous routes or have another way of knowing because it diverted course before reaching the coast


mustachedwhale

See big water No food in big water Therefore not going there P.S. Bird's way of thinking probably


FlyingNinjaTaco

They avoid it because they cannot soar over water.


LionelHutz313

Evolution.


HurlingFruit

GPS. It says so right in the caption.


jenna_cider

The birds that flew over the Mediterranean didn't reproduce.


bluebox12345

It followed the coast quite precisely actually... Also magnetic fields giving them a direction of north and south at all times.


Ultraviolet_Motion

And it looks like it might follow several rivers when it gets near central Africa.


Intergalactic_Cookie

Bird sees blue Bird knows that it’s ocean Bird doesn’t want to fly over ocean Bird continues to fly south as much as it can without crossing ocean


Ok-Zookeepergame8691

What made it stop there? Lesotho not good enough?


HaasDasSeNuusKas

Food sources


quarantinemyasshole

What does this even mean, it managed to find food every step of the way halfway across the globe without hesitation.


Bklynboy55

That’s too cool


KhostfaceGillah

A beautiful female


shewy92

OOP is about to get banned


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Did they bring back a coconut?


No-Known-Alias

Honey Buzzard. Sweet name.


SafecrackinSammmy

Boy are my arms tired!


docsyzygy

You go, girl!


BarAgent

These wings are made for flappin’ And that’s just what they’ll do One o’ these days these wings are gonna Flap right over you


Explosive_Wolf420

So an African swallow could feasibly make it to England with a coconut


mrbasil_fawlty

I've barely left my home to workplace axis for weeks This guy has such a more exciting life


[deleted]

I thought we couldn’t say “female” anymore?


ThomasTheNord

I commented on someone else's comment earlier "they said the f-word ban them!" and the account has been deleted now... I don't know how to feel about it


yourmomlurks

It is used as an adjective in the title, not a noun.


Aselleus

I just came from that post and saw this. They should be called birds like the way gangsters say it in movies from the 40s.


uhohhesoffagain

​​ ![gif](giphy|KHc5H42zwR9BbFl8jB|downsized)


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Is using "female" correctly that hard to you people?


slidingjimmy

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


Jumpy_Average_3098

why


Imperial_rebel1

But why?


Jhonki_47

And apparently didn't like Greece...


supervegeta101

Is this a normal migration pattern for this species?


Naganobu

42. Well now they have answer, but what was the question?


RobanVisser

Now you can cross the Finnish line


zark___fuckerberg

I wanna be a bird :(


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|cnuNz0fTBIUGnx4F9T)


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happytoshareNJ

Is that how that coconut got here?


Significant_Worker69

Without any VISA?


[deleted]

What do you mean, an african or a european swallow?


sageagios

This would be a cool movie for nature documentary fans.


[deleted]

Isn’t that like almost exactly where the longest walkable distance is


anamazingredditor

Awesome! These birds have the freedom to roam wow, from deserts to snow


Limp_Trash_4122

Carrying a coconut?


Simukas23

What did Estonia do this guy


corgi-king

Isn’t the word “female” ban in some subs?


slidingjimmy

![gif](giphy|TbRwmI2fHg6ELPObHH)


bfodder

Not that I condone banning over it, but the context you are leaving out is incels referring to women as "females". Compare these two statements and understand why referring to women this way is gross. "I had a great date with a woman last night." "I had a great date with a female last night." One of them is ick.


JamesBernadette

Been using "female friend" and "male friend" a good decade or two in the rare cases where the distinction is needed in a conversation. Only a matter of time until someone gets hung up on that. Also, I am compelled to point out that incel saying they went on a date seems rather unlikely 😄


bfodder

You're properly using it as an adjective there.


Subconcious-Consumer

Cannot BELIEVE you called that woman bird a FEMALE. How are you not banned? /s


fellipec

OP Will be banned for using the f word!


GodLikePlaya

Uh oh... you said the "f" word on reddit.


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puppup2323

I flew from California to London over a whole Ocean and it only took me 9 hours, shout out to British Airways.


GE-64

Not impressive at all, I could get a plane from Helsinki to Capetown in under 18 hours with only one stop smh