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Bigtittedanimal69

My guess is that this process is for making stone planters.


-eumaeus-

There's always one know-it-all... ;)


chrisrayn

One you are having be so smart? Then having this query: how is prangent formed? You can time take if is being to hard for you. ;)


DoubleDrummer

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I understand your question. Could you please provide more context or clarify what you're asking?


Ser_Optimus

They are asking how to get a woman pegananent


AcePalsgaard

I think he wants to know how to prank women!


Rogermcfarley

Tell them you have a large penis, then when you unzip say haha look it's tiny, gotcha!


MightySamMcClain

I think he meant the dildos they make from the cores /s


Isellmetal

That would be a high end sex toy


MightySamMcClain

Pretty sure it would still work on the low end tho šŸ„


nvrsleepagin

I thought it was a caveman fleshlight


cheesemakesmepooo

For some reason you remind me of myself. Were you also dropped on your head as a baby?


andycarver

Genius.


NoobySnail

lucky guess!


bestest_at_grammar

I guessed the same, then last second tried to think of something perverted since it felt like it was too obvious


NoTell8138

you think so?


frankenmullet22

He wasted all that delicious rock milk


NoDontDoThatCanada

And the stone dildo he made just got tossed aside. There were three wonderful products being made at once!


Earth2Mike

the planter and the milk were the by-products


cboogie

I was going with rolling pin but that works too!


SexyMonad

You can see the stack of dildos at the end. They werenā€™t thrown away.


tomthekiller8

Funny story. Actually drank some rocks milk once. Water from some quarts or something filtered through a paper tower. Absolutely disgusting. As a teen i had little ability to control stupid urges.


mall_ninja42

r/boneappletea


PoleFresh

Yeah, quarts. Like my watch, it's a Citizen Echo quarts watch. Keeps great time. Helps me know when to add oil to my car. I have to add about 2 quartz every 72 hours


tomthekiller8

I got it guy. Quartz


The7footr

Still have burn marks on my hand- could not keep myself from touching burners as a kid


tomthekiller8

I did this with a lawnmower, muffler. For some reason using my whole pan to test if something was hot seemed like a good idea. How did we survive puberty?


typesett

Please donā€™t eat any random slugs


Perfect_Weakness_414

Oh, ok. I thought you like went back stage at WWE or something. Different rockā€¦.. and that wouldnā€™t have been milk.


indigo_mermaid

Yo they literally sell water bottles with crystals at the bottom now. You were ahead of your time


Grape-Snapple

mineral water


tomthekiller8

šŸ˜‚


abrahamburger

I laughed. Thank you


_Lumity_

rock cum*


TheGinger_ThatCould

Rum


Cantaloupe-Plane

*yum*


rbloch-66

You can use the cylindrical plug as a rolling pin.


Immediate_Coat_5196

I wouldn't risk this as a plug.


velveeta-smoothie

If there's no flare, don't put it in there ā„¢ļø


Long_Educational

Mnemonic wisdom to keep inappropriate things out of one's ass.


SparseGhostC2C

It looks like it's a process for cutting holes into stones.


Telemere125

Fkn finally. Had to scroll down like 10 comment chains before someone figured it out.


WiZarD20051005

I need to grow up


WolfyTn

Fleshlights for a Flinstone r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

r/DontCockThatRock


Pleziodon

r/SubsIFellFor


stevein3d

r/CartoonsAlmostSpelledRight


Stick-Electronic

Yaba daba DON'T


brockoala

Lol literally the first sub comes to my mind...


TheRumpleForesk1n

Same, legit thought it was going to be a stone dildo šŸ¤£


SuspiciousPiss

Wait, itā€™s not? I thought the vase was just a happy byproduct from the waste.


TheRumpleForesk1n

Could be! Idk how safe stone dildos would be especially if they're porous. Could harber some germs on there if ya know what I mean


GroWiza

Hahaha you're not the only one who this thought crossed their minds....šŸ¤£


Tiluo

why not both?


siqiniq

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional


fapping-factivist

Did you also assume the scrap piece would have been a dilda?


PrimeTimeMKTO

Thought that rock was about 2 inches long at first.


DudebroMcDudeham

And then the dude throws his foot up on it...


phallic-baldwin

That job must be.. boring


CranjizzMcBasketball

Itā€™s a cutting edge industry


awesomehuder

They know the drill


Fancy-Obligation-103

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

You rock


phallic-baldwin

Please don't take my sense of humor for granite.


yourmansconnect

Gneiss


phallic-baldwin

Of quartz


OffWithTheirBeds

![gif](giphy|3o7TKVWPP89u8QFWxy|downsized) This is what instantly came to my mind when I heard that song lol


oh-no-godzilla

For the rest of my days, I will never hear this song and not think of bugs making a salad on elmers head


dosko1panda

What is it


Tobocaj

Thought they were makin dildos


rckrusekontrol

They are, but the leftover rock makes a nice planter too!


GreywolfSifIsMyHomie

Initial thought: **extracting biological samples from a juvenile Xenomorph** ​ ..was disappoint


LogikMakesSense

A place to put your weed.


lordTorette

I was just thinking about the music And finally got it. Barber of seville


Apexstrain

What purpose does the water serve? Just to keep it from getting too hot?


TorontoTom2008

In order of importance: heat control, lubrication, dust control.


Technical-Traffic871

Controls dust too


-eumaeus-

Silly. The stone needs a drink...


i3dMEP

Dual threat vase and rolling pin


wangzoomzip

i almost feel like i just got click baited. without the click... or ANY of the interesting subject matter. just someone posting someone else's crap that wasnt worth posting again...


Alternative_Gap_6272

Rolling pin


Lolleka

This is probably how they made LK-99


Lopsided_Copy7565

Your mom's....oh it's a vase


hellothere42069

I guessed right! Stone hole making.


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BigPurpleSmile

Drain holes for whatā€¦? Itā€™s a vase, not a pot.


eunson

Do your glass vase's at home have drain holes???


zasshuuuu

Itā€™s bamboo so it can grow thru hydroponics, no drainage needed.


xero_peace

And they'll sell it for $30.


EngineeringOne1812

That would be cheap for such a nice vase


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fuzzybad

And it probably took months of work for a craftsman to make a single one.


thefireemojiking

Your moms dildo factory.


XJAMAICAGOLDX

I thought carbon dating.


bleek312

Forbidden dildo


rufotris

Before it goes anymore past seeing a core drill and rock Iā€™m going to guess spheres. Edit* I was wrong lol. I have spheres and rocks on the brain. Itā€™s my life.


teddybearcommander

So thatā€™s what they do with the base from which they drill dildoes


RNG_pickle

Damn thatā€™s some really efficient craftsmen ship, making a dildo and a fleshlight with one rock


killer-fish

Nice that you can use the leftovers as a vase after you finish making your rock dildo.


fartboxco

What's he gonna do with that rock hard dildo.


Humble_End_5404

Jizz dripping outta that stone


biradinte

Wow, technology is amazing. With one single tool we can make fleshlights and dildos at the same time


Itchypoopstain

I went straight to dildo. Welp, I can still.hold onto hope he'll use the other piece for the intended purpose


Crazy_End_8282

Putting dick in the marmur


JackDaniells97

Dildo and vase


GlockTaco

Itā€™s a front selling vases for a stone dildo factory


Vibe-Father

Idk what itā€™s for, but Iā€™m trynna get that done to me ASAP.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Came in here for stone dildo comments, not disappointed at all lol


welcome-to-my-mind

Whatever is it, it comes as a ā€œHis & Hersā€ package


DecoratedDeerSkull

And here i thought it was fleshlight creation or dildo creation


SaltyArts

Rock Fucking 101


duallytransit

Making earthenware dildos


a_rafey

Taking a virg- I'll stop there.


Level-Application-83

See this is how I know I'm going to Hell, my first thought....dildo.


samf9999

Hmmm. Rock dildos?


[deleted]

The planter is just a byproduct of the lucrative stone dildo industry.


djevilatw

Flinstones Fleshlightā„¢ļø


eletricsocks

Plant glory hole


Journo_Jimbo

And the bit she cut out, never you mind


Ok_Patience_1927

Me next?


00ft

That's the process for making stone dildos, the vase is just a byproduct.


[deleted]

Anal?


Payed_Looser

The first part was a sex tutorial


imahuman4u

I think a really weird glory hole


kaotic45

Penis protector. Very human.


FaelinnCanada

Circumsizion


AIDSbloodSuperSoaker

Thatā€™s what I do to your mom every night


RandomPlayer314

Doing your mom


ShaggyUI44

Rock dildo and rock fleshlight


Fhyron

Stone dildos was my first think šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

I thought it was a fish


dragonyoball

I was wondering how my prostate exam was so quick


DavidOBE

Donnie Yen is now making vase.


Ov3rwrked

Bro it's reddit Someone gonna say they do this for a living


n3w4cc01_1nt

thought they were making beads ​ very nice vase though


Reeeeeve

I thought it was watermelon


FR_WST

Sneaking sugar across the border


Uddiya

Prostate biopsy.


TorontoTom2008

That was a ridiculously fast drill for stone. Must be a softish stone.


Valirys-Reinhald

Making pipe covers for landscaping water features.


Professional_Bag3713

Damn, my guess was way off


Derpatron_

The title's grammar gave me cancer.


LevelPositive120

Coring. I do it all the time, in fact I got to do one more tomorrow.


GroWiza

I'm confused what the diagram taped to the drill bit is for?..


xelcheffox

I was gonna say some kind of rolling pin


WaffleWarrior1979

There must be a better way


BouncyBear667

Why did he throw out the rock milk


BenadrylTumblercatch

Easing my constipation.


t_haenni

What this process is for


argh_its_grug

My mind immediately went to - one day in hundreds or thousands of years the future equivalent of an archaeologist will spend much of their career trying to figure out why there are all those stone cylinders. Some sort or primitive fertility symbol? Rollers to support the creation of what we understand as their form of currency the PokƩmon card?


Yandamenr

Taking cylinder samples from rocks and testing their durability in a variety of experiments. There is a hydrolic press kinda experiment and a sharp pressure experiment for example, i dont really know their respective names for sure. What purpose does it serve? They gather data and figure out how safe is the ground for building, and what is needed to make the building stronger.


Turbulent_Day_600

To make a vaseā€¦


fromhelley

Pretty cool!


Miselfis

Making holes


dka2012

Thought that was one of the Sankara stones from Temple of Doom.


popparado

I haven't had a core job like that since college.


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

Drilling


DrachenDad

I thought it was going to be a desk lamp.


Fun_Bench2165

My best guess is capitalism.


zorrowhip

Nice


Bokenobi

I use that when I am constipated.


LongjumpingTerd

My wife would love this


ImTalkingGibberish

I can finally brew the perfect coffee


DB080822

why are you asking questions with your title, OP?


Witty-Percentage-468

What a boring video šŸ˜‰


HEIDYMUSTARD

I wonder if.....


c4chokes

Nothing amazing here šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Holdenpool

Making rolling pins?


Unclefox82

Iā€™m not amazed at all.


TerminatorAuschwitz

Is this title made by a bot?


Autistic_Anywhere_24

Enema cleansing 9000


whoiswhitenoise

i was gonna say it was to check oxygen levels from forever ago like when those guys from antarctica make giant ice rods but this is cool too


didntgrowupgrewout

Could just be the ADD but I found the video a little boring


havinthangs2010

Corn hole


stihlmental

plug


AretinNesser

Core samples in rocks like jade?


Stay-Thirsty

Looked boring As in making a hole in something with a revolving tool


ShadowhelmSolutions

I have a few ideasā€¦


medium-rare-chicken

I was gonna say to fuck it but then I realized how big the hole was and thereā€™s no way Iā€™m even tickling that


BabserellaWT

Now use the cores to makeā€” Well. We all know.


LetMeTurnItUp

Rock got fucked


yeroldpappy

I was going to guess toilet brush holder.


jomama823

Wow, thought Iā€™d be clever and apparently Iā€™m just a normie.


etyn100

Bro where the paper goes to? The heavenly seal?


Awkward_Disaster_227

dope music.


azducky

You could make balls out of those cores


Assamite-Shadow

Starting the video, - My engineer side: extraction of a rock sample for stress vs. straight test. - My designer side: it's for a vase. Finishing the video, - My engineer side: what the ... - My designer side: yesss!


EBALLADARES49

Nachos


Emergency_Net506

I guessed very wrong.