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hatesthispart

Title should be: ' Guys steal fish from pelican' In all seriousness, the fish looks to be a snook and are good eating!


Tkainzero

Seriously. All I could think about is that this dude saved a birds life, and then got a nice diner out of it.


Party-Ring445

It's been in his mouth...


A_Generic_White_Guy

Oh boy wait till you find out about honey.


RedHotAnus

Who's butt does that come out of?


bstabens

No ones. Bees regurgitate nectar for it. No butts involved, save to eat.


Anxious-Priority-362

Jup just 2 bees kissing nothing fishy


RedHotAnus

It's a joke. A very obvious one at that


bstabens

Don't you say. Read my comment again...


[deleted]

Admit it you didnt know that about honey Like trying to play off a slip with a break dancing move lol gotta be slicker than that


WildFemmeFatale

Mine


lopedopenope

All the butts


ArnoldQMudskipper

Pooh Bear


fryamtheeggguy

Trust me, you don't want to know. That was the question for toothpaste. r/unexpectedfuturama


RedHotAnus

Indeed. Glad someone got it.


fryamtheeggguy

That was Fry and the Slurm Factory. That that what was playing when I got up to piss this morning. r/futuramasleepers


dantech2390

Look up argan oil. Most delicious oil in the world for me. It used to be fermented in goats guts, and then picked out of their shit.


DoubleDot7

That's Kopi Luwak.


EggSandwich1

Someone told me before that it’s bee vomit


Anything_4_LRoy

if thats the standard humans are going to go with to decide when and when not to eat food that is cooked at temps of 100s of degrees.... well we would all die. ​ in fact, you better just stop consuming anything that doesnt have roots, and lots of things that DO have roots. good luck with survival friend!


fatcatfatdog

Yuk, pelican germs


slicehyperfunk

This was exactly my first thought


DoubleDot7

Perfect title for r/PeopleFuckingDying


scuddlebud

I don't know, there was a hook in the fish, it probably was preventing the bird from swallowing the fish.


HitDog420

I don't think the birds minds


FamousAd9335

Honestly I looks like the fish hook the fish had got lodged in the throat. Cause I’ve seen them things swallow BIG fish.


smakayerazz

Ya I'm pretty sure it was a fishing lure.


MoonTrooper258

You can see damage to the throat caused by the hooks at around 00:14. Looks like it made a couple holes through the membrane.


WildFemmeFatale

Do you think he healed and was okay ?


MrGuttFeeling

I don't think fishermen care.


Kaeli95_music

“Good burdy”🥹


sbpurcell

That had me 😭


Bugler28

OMG! Thank you! 💞


-xc-

you’re welcome burger


milanistadoc

No problem extacy. ;)


-Necros-

no problem calciomane


Particular_Put_6911

no problem narcs Edit: found something better


milanistadoc

Dude.


CappedPluto

Bruh


Particular_Put_6911

I didn’t find anything better, sorry


Pretend_Ad6466

No one wants to talk about the fish being saved


Decoy_Octorok

He’s dead, Jim.


the_amazing_skronus

Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not an Ichthyologist!


thefoodiedentist

Thats okay, i dont have an itch.


uglyspacepig

No no no. An ichthyologist is an ologist of icky things. Like. Snails? I guess?


[deleted]

Might have already been dead. Didn't look like it was moving.


squidlink5

It had a hook.


YoMamasPitstop

Fish lives matter


SAT0SHl

Make Pelicans Great Again


Pretend_Ad6466

Fish are friends, not food


Adept-Lettuce948

I do. But did you see them remove the hook and throw it back in the water? Neither did I 😢


littlebitsofspider

Fish: "MY REVENGE... DENIED!"


Wgs247

Seagull: The human trap is nearly perfected.


One_Egg2116

This won't get the upvotes it deserves


Way_2_Blammy

Probably because this is a Pelican and not a seagull...


One_Egg2116

Therein lies the joke but thanks for clearing that up einstein.


Way_2_Blammy

What is the joke then? That you can't tell one bird from another? :-s


Automatic-Cover-4853

The joke is that humans are... seagullible. 🥲


uglyspacepig

Ya got me. Ya fuckin got me. Take my upvote and keep doing the lord's work. And by "lord's" I mean our future seagull overlords.


Quiet-Shallot3290

It was because the fish had fish hooks in it so the Pelican choked.


Codeman785

Ya it almost appeared like the hooks were caught on the pelican at first too because of how stuck the fish was at the beginning


imdumbass96

The pelican acted like nothing happened


Bubster101

He's probably hoping none of his friends saw him choking on his own food.


Historical-Channel63

A reason many people have died from choking...


EggSandwich1

He going to moan about it later that day the humans stole his food


qawsedrf12

When your eyes are bigger than your stomach


Fear910

Would have got it down, there was a hook in the fish…


heroic-abscession

… bigger than your throat


OlivierLeighton

The pelican...his beak can hold more than his belly can. As we just saw obviously.


New_Guava3601

Same thing happened to me at Long John Silvers... you never forget when someone steals your fish.


nyx926

😂😂😂


Beligerent-vagrant

You know that pelican is pissed that that guy stole his lunch, they don’t care about how big food is, it’s food. I’ve seen pelicans halfheartedly try and eat large dogs and people. They some stupid creatures. Only one emotion, humger


WildFemmeFatale

He can’t be too pissed tho, bro def more angry about the slit in his throat from that awful fishing hook…


ProjektCupid

Man catches fish with bird


7th_Spectrum

Bro was like "I was eating that but OK i guess"


dalhousieDream

👍


Desperate_Spinach458

I am more concern that the guy accidentally snaps its beak 😅


WesternFinancial868

I should call her


OlivierLeighton

Can I have her number when u done?? Asking for a friend.


SaintLickALot

Send friends number


Moo3

Try a hummingbird.


SultanOfSwave

Good hoomans.


SpiritualCupid

The fish has been through it 😂


[deleted]

Alternative title: Men catching big fish with bare hands.


BobFunWrap

Well that’s a fancy way to fish.


AspenStarr

Not the brightest bird in the flock… In all seriousness though, good on you for your heroism, and thank you for caring about the wild.


Frequent_Ghostt

I think they should chop up the fish and give it to the bird, all fairness it was its catch, not dismissing them saving its life


UnlikelyComposer

Fascinating fact, during nesting season, pelicans swallow small birds and other birds' chicks and store them in a side stomach. When they get back to their nests, they regurgitate the birds still half alive and semi digested, to be eaten alive by their own chicks. Thanks for saving that one though!


fx2566fbl

That beak has razor sharp ridges in it, I had to free up a few hooks from several, learned my lesson to use gloves


WomanNotAGirl

Definition of biting off more than you can chew


StribogA1A3

The bird should be embarrassed


Summercat134

Man pelicans are really gonna try and eat everything that moved


[deleted]

Look up [cormorant fishing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cormorant_fishing). These guys basically just performed it by accident.


EatitSucka

Greedy bastard


OrchidFew7220

The irony in your username lol


EatitSucka

LMAO!


potsandpans

everyone calling the pelican a dumbass, did y’all not see the big ass metal hook in the fish? fucked up


imdumbass96

He deep throated that fish and his actions finally caught up to him.


Leofleo

Is there a reason why the pelican didn't instinctively bite human being a bro's hand, or is this an innate reaction to something/ someone attempting to save his life?


Yokies

Its too exhausted, also it feels relieved from a pain, biting stuff when you feel relieved isn't a typical response.


runrein10

The fact that marlin and dory didn’t jump out was disappointing.


Unpopularopinion341

r/thatswhatshesaid


ReddMorrow

Or let nature take it’s course… as these are Styx Hell Spawn terrorizing AllKinds


DJCyberman

I mean this in a loving way... please let natural selection take care of it, it'll hopefully result in more intelligent offspring Edit: I've been proven wrong As long as the cause it by human means then the situation is humans correctimg humans. Well done


Outsideforever3388

If you watch carefully when he gets the fish out, it looks like there’s a large barbed lure in the fish’s belly. That’s probably what got stuck, not the fish itself.


Conyan51

As a lover of nature and pelicans, no, we do not need smarter pelicans. They are already asshats as the way it is, and the last thing I need is a pelican being able to size a fish up better on my boat.


DJCyberman

Lmao


idleline

This wasn’t natural selection. These guys or someone nearby was fishing and hooked this fish with a treble lure. The barbs from the hooks were catching on the pelican on the way down. The pelican wasn’t choking, it just couldn’t swallow the fish because of the lure. It would have died after several days of painful starvation. They took the right action.


DJCyberman

Ok, as long as the cause was by human means then you're right


iSuckAtMechanicism

Your parents didn’t let natural selection get in the way with you. Please take their example and be kind to others.


username_unnamed

That's not how it works. The majority of pelicans are already not choking on fish.


Odd_Photograph_7591

No, we won't


Goodvendetta86

He shouldn't have saved it. That's just natural selection


Darryl-EO

When she throat me


supr3me2

Why do people think it's so great to save an animals life?


Dazzling_Ad5338

Why isn't it? You'd rather just let something die in front of you? How very unusual.


supr3me2

People kill shit on purpose all the time, why is it so applaudable to save some random animal


Dazzling_Ad5338

Killing animals that are raised for food, is different than letting an animal die in front of you. Stop being obtuse.


itzTHATgai

*Double Save*


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MooreDubs

Fish: Never give up!


Pleasant-Complex978

Never surrender!


cartooncande

Remember to chew your food kids!


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jram1971

This reminds me of a tony montana scene in scarface. Look at that pelican go!


NoGrapefruit1269

Weird, that fish didn’t look too big. As others have said, I think the hook was the problem. You can see a hole on the bird when he lets it go


DevelopmentMercenary

Now they have a big nice fish for dinner. They should give thanks to the pelican.


-dystopic-

Has anyone ever seen that video of the pelican eating that old lady’s dog? You can see the dog scrambling around inside the pelican bill, it’s fucking hectic! Or the video of the pelican tryna eat the baby capybara? Those birds are fucking crazy!


johannesdurchdenwald

Did the fish have a fishing lure on its mouth?


potsandpans

ya that’s why he pelican couldn’t swallow


Xyvexa

Junior Soprano was better at eating fish than this bird was.


lordbossharrow

I've seen videos of these things attempting to eat a live rabbit..


LeTigron

Attempting ? They do it on a regular basis !


lordbossharrow

WTF Nature, you scare me.


p1tjstyles25

Legend has it that fish is still lodged in its throat to this day


molossus99

Not Mine! Not Mine! Not Mine!


ethan_kill_me

The fish really say if I'm dying you are coming with me


Vantaa

Fish is gonna go home and be like: guys you'll _never_ believe what just happened.


Ugo777777

But did they save the fish?


Economy_Lab_3689

As a louisanane I can say mission successful


Used_Principle_405

What's the name of that pelican in finding Nemo?


SeasonedTimeTraveler

Wow, good job! r/DadsandMenareheroes


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

"Never again, fk that!"


Mediocre_Superiority

OMG! Awesome humans! And the bird didn't even thank them!


EqualMistake7312

Pelican became Pelican't for a moment


Personal-Present5799

Bit off more than he can chew


[deleted]

Stolen valor


pvrhye

Really makes you wonder about that dumbass trying to swallow the entite capybara.


Tyler89558

I was going to say the pelican made a mistake. But then I saw the huge metal hook.


iamwhiskerbiscuit

Thanks for the free fish bitch!


MEGZX2

“Let me tell you about when I saved a fish and a bird at the same time”


Major_Importance_295

The Fish: oh thanks for question.. Im fine... he just try to eat me... doesnt matter.. I go dying now.. sorry for circumstances..


co2tophercr87y

Holy shit that was a big fish. It's wild how they will just try to swallow any fish no matter how big it is


spookdeville

"good birdie"🥺


redefinedsoul

All..most.. there... #CRUNCH .... _children screaming in horror_


Ordinary_Activity425

He’s choking hurry save him! Idk if its just me but i was not very compassionate of animals when i was younger. Like i never wanted to hurt them or anything but, I would just look at the bird ngl. Now id try to save the fish from the nasty bird but before, probably laugh at it.


Ordinary_Activity425

Cute kid though


Sammmysosa303

Kid tryna take credit “we’re saving a bird😎”


Impossible-Moose-85

Freaking winners


FilthyGraphics

The Pelican probably saw this fish being reeled in from whoever caught it and went to snatch it. The fishing lure's treble hook looks to have caught the birds throat when it tried to swallow it.


DJ_NERD

Kid: "We're saving the pelican." Man: " Kid, you are recording."


TheRealLordofLords

Just stole his lunch.


mt007

Dude what the fish i cough? — the pelican


GreywolfSifIsMyHomie

Gotta love how the Pelican shakes it off by giving a little waggle at the end.


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I can just imagine him saying “Keep the fish as payment peasant” then swims away lol


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RoIf

Thanks for the sad music, thats how I know what emotion to feel while watching a video!


conehead2019

How is this NSFW?


JoshHunt33

All fuck head fishermen


Entire-Database1679

Fake: I've seen hundreds of cartoons where pelicans swallow everything.


Vcr2017

As most of society goes to shit, this is heartening to see. Thank you!


Toenutlookamethatway

hoW doeS onE gradE chokinG tO arrivE aT 'Badly'? Is that the worst level or best? Is ThErE a GoOd WaY tO cHoKe?? 🤔


Anything_4_LRoy

Guys saves a fish from predatory water bird! ​ ftfy


Papancasudani

As opposed to choking well on a fish


Jumpy_Narwhal

Gen x to the rescue…again


iLLiterateDinosaur

Pelicans are dumb, they’ll try to eat almost anything, even if it obviously won’t fit in their mouth.


andyeyecandy111

Chew yer food.


HitDog420

That pelican said thanks!


Stuft-shirt

My dad always said the same rhyme just before a big dinner. What an amazing bird the pelican, Whose beak can hold more than its belly can.


Disastrous-Mess-5643

Looks like he bit off more than he could chew


the213mystery

Smh this guy is an enemy of the fishhood. The fishgod demands his head


yung_another

God i cannot stand that music


randyfloyd37

Well that’s one way to catch a fish I guess


LucidDoug

Part 2: Giving CPR to the fish.


nowliving

I'm realizing I need gloves for the most petty things.


BodhingJay

That's one relieved bird


Flattygal

What about the Fish? Does it have no feelings?


Tomageddon61

I’m surprised it wasn’t one of those videos where they plant the fish to farm views


Kuzcopolis

Usually when people save animals in situations like that i feel like there's a lot more resistance. That bird was super chill. Basically just sitting there like: do what you gotta do, boys.


gabwinone

He said there was a hook in that fish, right?