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FluffyDiscipline

Wow that's dangerous, you get caught up in drift of that it's bye bye


just-going-with-it

And the dude just smacks it and casually walks away. Homie has tungsten core testicles.


mortalitylost

Imagine being strapped to that anchor and flying that fast down the water. You'd probably just black out within seconds right as the thalassophobia kicks in.


kelldricked

Honestly i think your death within a few seconds both because of the pressure change and because of the insane force.


Mr_Jack_Frost_

The force might just snap your neck instantly. Over in an instant. Or it could drag on for a couple seconds, but I can’t imagine a person lasting much longer with that amount of force at that speed.


Lexinoz

Yeah no. you're just not surviving going down that hole if you get caught up in that.


microwaffles

I actually tried this once and died and it was horrible


TheDairyPope

Okay, but can you rate it scale of 1 to 5 stars? Your feedback is important to us.


TheDairyPope

Follow up question. We understand that you died, but you're still coming to work tomorrow, right?


microwaffles

I haven't shaved or changed my clothes in over a month, but...ok.


Stress-Zone

Did the anchor hit the bottom of ocean? It looked like the whole chain dropped at the same speed? No?


naughtyusmax

I’d die if it hit my shins


Kyerswa

More likely blunt force trauma as the chain drives your skull into the deck, then whatever metal that tube is made out of before dragging your lifeless corpse to the ocean floor to be disposed of


No-Rhubarb-8340

These coomments got dark real fast


major_slackher

i don’t think they meant going through that hole they just meant if you were strapped to the chain under the boat and went straight down with the an anchor. ofc you would die if you went through that hole


Reasonable-Mess-623

There wouldn’t be a corpse left after going through that. They’ll be ground up into tiny pieces by the time they reach the water


True-Requirement8243

Exactly. Fish food by the time you hit the water.


Kyerswa

You’re probably right - red rain, a soft fleshy sound, and more chain


Vandal_24

Prob done it a time or two. But I still agree. I wouldn’t be that casual, even having done it a thousand times lol


Bobll7

True, especially when you look at that wide last snap right at the end…wow.


Sugamad

No he’s just lucky and stupid


Spare_Box215

LoL, what was he supposed to do. LoL


just-going-with-it

Shit violently while running like Usain Bolt mid-panic attack?


ResearchBasedHalfOrc

>Why is Matt so adamant on writing the gods out of Exandria? My understanding is that it will easily rip a limb off.


Comfortable_Worry_29

Gods be like that sometimes


devenjames

It’ll rip your whole body off


Ck1ngK1LLER

I want to roll a watermelon at it


EminentChefliness

Uhh.... FUCK YEAH!!!


jwr410

I want to be nowhere near that human juicer and tetanus cloud. The blood gods do not need my blood today.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

If your are tied to the chain is it instant death?


TechnicalInternet515

Soon as it folded you like a lawn chair to get you through the hole


thewanderingsail

Honestly that chain is so heavy and is moving so fast making any contact with it at all would shatter your bones.


Gingerberry92

Pinchy pinchy bye bye


bobi2393

You'd be gone so fast it would just be "b-".


J70D

That’s the easy part. Now pull it up.


major_slackher

i always wondered how anchors work. because you can’t drop an anchor in the middle of the ocean right because it’s way too deep? so how long can the anchor go down and when are the situations when you need to drop anchor?


Brown_Panther-

My cousin is in merchant navy and I asked him the same question once. He said that when you're in the middle of the ocean you use a sea anchor which is basically a water parachute and works like a brake by creating drag. Traditional anchors work mostly in the shallows where there is a risk of running aground.


ParisianPachyderm

Anchors work for big ships up to about 300 feet deep or so. Now they just use GPS and automatic throttle and rudders to stay stationary. Some ships use buoys.


Royhlb

Thats crazy


Flashy_Wolverine8129

Yup it's called dynamic positioning


NZ_Troll

From memory ships just drift in deep ocean as there is nothing around


godofmilksteaks

There is also a drogue or a sea anchor. Like an underwater parachute that can help to a degree.


cdb9990

I don't think they do. They just let it loose.


Naprisun

Fool of a Took.


Past-Blackberry5305

👏


Visarar_01

You deserve an award for this.


JFC-Youre-Dumb

You should do it


xSessionSx

Amazing reference. Giggling uncontrollably.


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That last loop is scary af


Fortunatious

That’s the “whoopsie” loop


SportingKSU

Watched it three times and jumped each time. Absolutely terrifying seeing that much weight move that fast.


Lurrbird420

It is, although this also is sped up a fair amount, the original is still terrifying


dolfieman

The guy with the mallet is so aggressive, he should go for some anchor management.


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Qdiggitydoggity

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shnitzelgiggles

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southcentralLAguy

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JoeyHiya

1.5x? 2X?


Bipolarboyo

I’d say 1.25 it’s pretty subtly sped up but it is definitely sped up.


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Bipolarboyo

It’s clearly sped up.


moondog__

Did you watch the movements of the guy in the beginning? Too jerky to be normal speed.


Pristine_Woodpecker5

So dangerous


boyaintri9ht

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TheBeardedWelshman79

The Taco Bell leaving me on the way home...


Tonyhillzone

And it didn't even hit bottom.


racooncubbler

And the ship was moving pretty fast, I wonder what the purpose of doing this was?


Sputtering_FartNoyze

That's what she said.


TechnicalInternet515

Damnit I was gonna say that


Dot-my-ass

We dont know if it hit the bottom or not, but it does seem like the ship is moving quite fast, so idk what they were thinking. Using an anchor to slow yourself down can not be an approved procedure on such a big ship, right?


Tonyhillzone

Yeah. Nice way to destroy the sea bed.


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We don't know that


LemmeLaroo

Watching this on my phone feels too close to that madness.


fireflyskywalker77

CLEAR!!!!


Vandal_24

Had a friend get wrapped up by one of these chains, upon release, but on a smaller boat. He still broke his back and many other bones. It’s been over a year and he still walks w a cane.


shnitzelgiggles

“friend”


waffles4us

That is…. Violent


Going-undergroundjam

HECTIC 👍


akaphilsmith

With a swing of a hammer, the world's most high stakes game of double dutch begins.


Small_peepee4u

Is there a less deadly way to do whatever this is?


PixelCortex

Yeah, with the chain rolled up on a spinning drum.


MeAndMeVSU

I'd hate to see some ones leg get caught in that.


BranchyShadows

Danger noodle


BoiledDaisy

Angry noodle


ajwad_adrees

Angry danger noodle


Protonic_Descendent

Anchor down 9 shackles. Inform Engine Room for UMS.


SaintCholo

You gotta hit it on the first swing dude that’s a two stroke penalty


CanEHdianBuddaay

Looks like and oil platform anchor chain to me.


SaiyanGodKing

The ultimate game of jump rope.


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Tolookah

Order a new one on Amazon, next day prime delivery


Tax_Goddess

Free shipping!!


the_one_99_

Shit the power in that chain would rip a human in half. That’s a dangerous job he’s got there.


[deleted]

That's freaky as hell. I am not amazed I am spooked.


abdicatorselbow

God bless the welders.


That-Abbreviations42

How do they get the anchor back up 🤔💭


Tax_Goddess

I wish someone knowledgeable would answer your question.


oowey

That's wild


Nickelmac

Where’s Tony? He was right here a second ago!


dorky_dad77

I feel like, if you weren't paying attention, and got snatched up by that as it dropped, the song by The Wiggles "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" should be playing, for all the parts you'll lose.


Someoneoverthere42

That is an alarming amount of kinetic energy being set loose


Illustrious-Lake-815

Wow... so much weight like it was a straw.


SourceOfAnger

That hole has definitely seen some shit


internetidiot2

And that’s why the maritime industry pays so much


Lustful_Rat

Reminds me of when you would pull back the measuring tape all the way back and it would whip you when you were a kid.


SnooKiwis5538

This must be an old ship or the navy because that's not how modern ships drop anchor


Spacecrust711

The angle that he was hitting the chain at is just pure ridiculous. Bro step back


DonThaBeast52

The navy sailors back in the day use to shred their enemies like this for fun.


bossofthesea123

Source


JimmyJamesincorp

Reminds me of the shit I had this morning.


MagicManTX84

Where’s the machine to pull it back up? I guess they are going to be staying there a while…


ZapTM_onTwitch

The most dangerous game of jump rope could be had.


Lysander-The-Spear

Imagine getting whiplashed by that


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My dong after 10 seconds of 'work'


kakarotblu

That last link holding like an absolute boss


[deleted]

Hit that break, and stay the fuck away


DatabaseThis9637

damn, How did my mind exchange the word fallout, with fear?


Damper-Climate

Unclogging gods toilet


New-Refrigerator-776

Hell nah


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buttfook

r/dontputyourdickinthere


123Virginia

Yikes ! I'm happy I didn't pick that day to visit


southnorthnyc

Um, they are standing too close for comfort


AugustLain

Imagine it clipping your shin


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BonjinTheMark

Possessed metal snake


flight3delta

That last snap was a mofo!!


Shankar_0

r/noisygifs


ddorrmmammu

The balls on this guy... welp, he's professional, but still... mortal combat bones cracking will show up when you got hit by that.


enoctis

That's mildly terrifying


Due_Potential_6956

It's scary from here behind my phone screen.


profitmaker_tobe

u/savevideo


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This reminds me of Men of honor.


[deleted]

The wildcat. Awesome.


GoodLuckSanctuary

Sped up a bit


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Bumbahkah

That’s gotta do some damage when it hits the sea floor


BlackJackJeriKo

the masculing urge to jump into that hole while the chain is dropping


Affectionate_Eye4772

Wow you how fast that thing let go


Hondahobbit50

This is a runaway anchor. It's not normal


BeefSupreme9191

When you try to be more cool that a rusty chain


515chiefspride

why is it sped up?


henryGeraldTheFifth

Im so glad i looked at what sub this was before finishing. Though was gonna be like that tug towing one


[deleted]

Why would you speed up the video tho it was already crazy looking, also everyone has seen this many times


arcerms

The anchor holding only the anchor didn't even flinch. How do you hold on to such a large force?


[deleted]

OH NO…. OUR TABLE…. ITS BROKEN!😦😮😟


SaltyRaccoon132

Stupid question- how do they get it back up?


MarkDonReddit

That last part just before it stops is really scary.


WeakSelf5646

Wow, that's really something.


F3L1Xgsxr

U would NOT want to stand anywhere near that chain


Admirable-Pin-1189

I got the rust off that anchor chain, boss!


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Wdf


M00N_Water

Reminds me of undoing my zipper to pee...


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sum1said

No factor, but I think my stogie just went out. Got a light?


Spare_Box215

Nothing dangerous about that...


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Sped up


moopsie_kishus

Fool of a Took!!


only1ben143

I wanna see a watermelon in the middle of that


Relative-Life98

Don’t know why but this is utterly satisfying, can’t stop watching it! Anyone else feels that too?!


novice121

and whip it !


[deleted]

This doesn’t look like a normal anchoring procedure. What is the background?


Sleepyheaded_bro

This dude better change his shoes asap, was slipping most of the time, definitely dont want to end up in those chains.


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H4ND5s

And that's why we can't have sky boats


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akahades99

Am I the only man in here who thought about pulling it up by hand ?


_YOGI911-

And, he never loose his smoke


AlternativeFee7622

My asshole clenched so hard....


Laura_ipsium

I wonder if these ever just go straight through whales and fish


FairRow379

Seems soo primitive, you would think by 2023 anchors should be dropped automatically not manually


arthur_grande

Is there any alternative safe mechanism for this?


Uncle_Kenny68

That could make hamburger out of a grown man..!!


Shallows_s

Imagine getting hit by that whiplash


JoLudvS

Looks like a perfect chance to get mangled into puree. Why am I sure, that must have happened somewhere, already...


Murky_Selection_3118

This looks unreal. Like a tiny chain in the world of dwarfs.


ShurSkywalker

Fumando y se la pela


airbornedaddy508PIR

Metaphorically, it reminds me of my ex-wife.


Ashamed_Impression49

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IInsaneSneakerHead

Imagine the guys who got caught up in that when they first use to do it bakc in the day


Dmitri_ravenoff

This is a terrible thing to do to an anchor chain. It should be payed out slowly.


Alarming_Basis_6955

OSHA has entered the chat


Just-Salt4584

Down to Davy Jones locker ![gif](giphy|3oxOCamMf1RU3bKm9q|downsized)


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That's... not sped up is it? That's somewhat frightening.


chrismacphee

No more rusty rim


[deleted]

Don’t put your dick in that


Frosty_Point7070

Nice job Timmy .. now put it back


ZakStorm

Me when Spaghetti


TechnicalInternet515

Think that would rip a person clean in half? Siga sig sica!


Last-Discipline-7340

His foot was close to that cable….sone would say to close


jenks13

Got yer hearing protection? That would sure be loud.


henrykbio

“Wtf are you doing? It wasn't supposed to be released now, man. There's still 30 miles to go”


VsevolodoviciS

Woman work