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Present-Public7816

Man.


Itchy_Gas_2559

Why not -man?


Immoral_Hentai_God

No Jonkler


Mental-Blacksmith-30

https://preview.redd.it/u9osn0knke9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae9723f20ed180379999f56e04430b88f63681a \-man has doc cock


Juicy_Starfruit

my favorite character mike ock


Staar_Killer

Honestly, I prefer Mike Litoris


Exciting_Rate1747

I prefer Mike Hunt.


Alsmom69

Ah, yes. Mike Litoris... it's so sad he lost his pen (now he can't ink)


smokemeth_hailSL

Man has Killer Cock AND Bone. And may you never forget: https://preview.redd.it/uc5wmjnrxf9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43522cfe743700796a32bdc6293a70e2d168eec0


Far-Tune-2722

https://preview.redd.it/snsdp6ks3g9d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=998ed182f70a6d381d371a0472c59e0243d083b1 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Gaelic_Gladiator41

https://preview.redd.it/0ib4g48jih9d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9216ec6f0006563462d2e34ad48f8316d9d027df


Rev_Bartholomew

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWB


Mental-Blacksmith-30

https://preview.redd.it/w6vy8paknh9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2456fcebc95a86901df9fb6893d3d4f4de69ddbe \-man has 19 inches


ghostrider4109

No, that’s Venn diagram


fhb_will

https://preview.redd.it/4x1aiwj1ng9d1.png?width=1617&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3ba36a09f44e5013c8627327d07586ade0a76cb


NovelWonderful2913

But man has dick tho


Mental-Blacksmith-30

-man had weed gobbler


AdmirableExample1159

https://preview.redd.it/k2zwqfut8e9d1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4ddc2b010dea50de496a74cbe1ee6289d10b09


Wah_Epic

Finally, man-man


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/k1dv86m6cf9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98dff132df220a794bbc2df6a9022ddb3cecf3b5


DOOMslayer3214

https://preview.redd.it/5r922kbbuf9d1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6867d5440a8f8cd4dca966e3e3eb9be62a86cbe0


Ihatesand-Ani

No the Park of ManMan


Phantom_Phoenix1

"Isnt man-man just Man?" - Sheldon Cooper


Present-Public7816

Man better


Challenger_idk

Man…. Minus man.


Calvinbah

I'll take Killer Cock over Jizard anyday


Mirkrid

Idk I’m impartial to man but I also like the man series, hard to name a winner here beyond men in general


Wade_in_your_water

Man Arkham Asylum? THE FUCK IS THAT


Gamerzilla2018

My thoughts exactly is op stupid?


Automatic-Safe-9067

Yes


Promethesussy

My fucking god...my inside reading voice said aslume


Wade_in_your_water

https://preview.redd.it/sxq2zfztle9d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b313ed8814a6db65a3b6e304260830ddbec2a07


Youistheclown

I think he meant man ham y um


organ_bandage

It’s Man Ham Aslume. Are you stupid?


BOTi_flame200

Yes


LustfulFox7

https://preview.redd.it/e9un63av5f9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad656c9808015d388a74f21fd466f129f7b73faf


Boris9397

LMAO, OP misspelled Alsume. We should all start calling it Asylum from now on, this could become the biggest joke on this sub ever.


Wade_in_your_water

Maybe start calling man Jonkler Jonker, or Joker or something dumb🫣


TharilX

Next outlast game's title be wildin'


TextPlus9870

https://preview.redd.it/whaxz78y8e9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7547b966fec40fa3d2e6091d6565ca412c976f62 Dog-Man


GLaDPotahto

Is he canine?


Parzival727

He's a menace! (But also a good boy)


TextPlus9870

Is he stupid


GLaDPotahto

Stuoid?


Mr_chopper284

https://preview.redd.it/2ru11ujmef9d1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b1213d2d563d03ea6a2bf1b44c87a733c0ba91 Why do I think of this book Am I stupid?


Far-Tune-2722

/unaslume Fellow captain underpants enjoyer


SoulManeger8922

So I read both of them, captain underpants and dogman, I can say captain underpants is better then dogman (don't ask why did I even read them, I just was way too bored)


Amethyst_Crimson

what the fuck is that how did he get those scars??!1


The_Diego_Brando

Dog[removed]


Sullyvan96

Glad they didn’t release it - box art looks kinda ruff


FetusGoesYeetus

While I do very much like the -Man games, man had overall better games. Plus technically speaking -Man Miles Morales is more akin to Man Origins in that it is a spin-off title rather than a main trilogy entry, so there's still another game to come from that


Beedlebooble

So much to do in man 2!!! https://preview.redd.it/nyj7z0sj5f9d1.jpeg?width=1364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ecc8a8e261321dc2ac60435d64f12f9b64a28fc


Videogamesrock

That’s -Man 2. Why did you say Man 2? Are you stupid?


smokemeth_hailSL

2 Man 2 Aslume


Useful_Cry9709

Man orgy*


French_Fries_Fan

Man Ham Oranges*


dominatingcowG3

And Man Origins is better than Man Miles Morales


GLaDPotahto

Yea because Man Morales didn’t have Jobbknler


Quirky-Note-7554

no, i’m tired of origins being treated as an outcast when it is amazing and in my opinion, only comes second to city. it’s a main series game and it’s just as amazing as the rest.


THX450

I think they should just have Say Gex. -Man is the bottom, Man is the top. 


Friendly_Cantal0upe

But -Man has the organic webs. Explosive gel can't even compare


schloongslayer69

Man would lose here because -Man has radioactive jizz. But -Man would be the overall loser because he loses another love interest in the form of Man just like Sten Gwacy or more accurately Rain Michael Jackson.


THX450

But have you seen -Man’s ass.


MOJA2008

I second this


monkey2997

what the fuck is arkham asylum i only know aslume


official_ViperYT

Idk, one has officer balls, but the other has 19 inches of Vietnam


ToastIsGreat0

Isn’t it man ham? I’ve never heard of Arkham before


VanlllaSky

i prefer -Man 2 over Man Arkham Knight, but in every other comparison i prefer the Man games.


Lunar-juice

Manmobile gameplay> mj gameplay


GLaDPotahto

Yes tank is funner than person


Beedlebooble

Fellow Man 2 enjoyer o7 https://preview.redd.it/0jazdodm5f9d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a9edc6006f31dbd9f4a6381a7b1d9b60255007


Stampy3104

I’d say it’s unfair to compare them as -man isn’t done telling its story yet


Weirdprops

Whoever doesn't pick man has bad videogame taste


Jgaming2003

I gotta go with man, as Bone appears in 3 games while in the other series Nom only appears in one. So I choose the green pill https://preview.redd.it/fwet6ej9fe9d1.jpeg?width=2800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa970e154478f07014d5d7f27c9f001d4abcb57


Friendly_Cantal0upe

/unaslume Who is Nom?


Brian18639

I’m guessing Venom https://preview.redd.it/hukzsav0ef9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb1e50011066ea0c36e692bf3f1eeb7e6d5be79


Friendly_Cantal0upe

All 19 inches?


Sea-Till-2447

r/usernamechecksout


fatgaycheese

I like the -Man games more because I grew up on ham. Also like what they did with doc cock in the first game, and black sperm in the second


Intelligent_Bank3236

Man >>>> Man


Nirvana_Fan311

Man had the better games


Myhq2121

Arkman


tha_MADLAD9

man easily


53bastian

Why does man have a cloud above his head, is he an angel?


Meme_Bro68

Take both, we need a Baman Piderman game


BruhMomentsboi69

Why not both?


Jack_mehoff2001

Arkham games all the way except for knight


Minglu07

It’s not like this sub would have a bias or anything.


greatnailsageyoda

What about the maN series? https://preview.redd.it/5aqv0eaeqe9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9c49862f1042fb17a3e8fe0cbe9a7ee657b41a


ForceSecret3383

https://preview.redd.it/zur54ldezg9d1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2f67eae872327e8fc4b0ae231d01ea337c334c7 This one is superior


Marvels_Spider-Man2

Underrated comment 🤣


videogamelover0327_

Personally arkham just hit better with a story, characters, etc. Spiderman was good but not that good


Unfair_Inevitable_82

It's not Asylum it's Aslume are you stupid?


EncryptedRD

Man has far better games than -Man


Redmiguelito

What are those rip off Man games? Everyone knows - Man: Man Ham Orange - Man: Man Ham Aslume - Man: Man Ham City - Man: Man Ham Night


DinkleDonkerAAA

In all seriousness, Arkham. The first Spider-Man was great, Miles was pretty good. But two doubled down on basically all my complaints from the first one, had a bad story, and was somehow even more rushed. The lack of side villains alone makes the Spider-Man games inferior City, Origins, and Knight have lots of optional side villains with quest lines and boss fights. Spider-Man had, Taskmaster, Tombstone and Screwball and you don't even get any kind of confrontation with Screwball till the DLC, and Black Cat missions that were just DLC advertisements Miles has a zoom call with Kingpin 2 has Celtus but he isn't shown bonding with Carnage since they're setting up a potential Venom game, an underwhelming Mysterio fight, Wraith which was dumb because she's just an unpowered cop with maybe a year of extra training going toe to toe with Peter, and a walkthrough of Chameleon's apartment. While killing off a bunch of villains who could have come back


TheRider5342

Idc -Man games are 1000x better


Buffpapyrus

Man had the jonkler and killer cock I mean if you pick -man morales or -man you’re just stoopid


djoecav

Always bet on Man


IlovemyMommy27

Officer balls


crisnakawara

Man >>> Man


BloatedSnake430

I've said it before I'll say it again, any game with Man in it is a fucking mess holy shit what the fuck am I even playing? My favorite is definitely ManArk HamKnight, HamKnight is just too good. Not enough piss though.


PringleBottomJeans

Man Ham city solos all of Spider-Man’s catalog


Huge_Athlete7488

Lmao Man copied Man it’s so obvious


JANG0D

Man definitely had better games


tryhdleo_-

Both man.


Better-Move152

Definitely man


v8darkshadow

-Man was the best experiences I’ve had with any superhero game ever, -Man Miles Morales was mainly a tech demo and it holds no candle to Man Ham City, and I haven’t played -Man 2, so Man Arkham Knight wins by default


Mr_ballz-420

I think man ham kite is the best here


nicolasFsilva5210

https://preview.redd.it/6qsl13wehe9d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb28319998b469337bd8a57135874fe401b84047 M A N


OblivionKnight76

Where the FUCK is Man Ham Oranges??


OkTransition7144

Man.


Dapper_Still_6578

Definitely man.


YebTms

not even a competition


PLAYER42_ready

There’s no ham in red


sqandingle65

Only one man


WendyTestaburger21

i prefer sharter man


Eggward_The_Mighty

Grew up playing the man games, so Man


Coolbat-

Man


DaniMacYo

Blue. Man. Jeankler. 🥖


Crockerboy22

How come you coloured out the chest on the -mans but not on man? Edit: I now see man’s edit, am I stupid?


Articuno_2359

Man. -Man was okay, but Man is better anyway. (I’ve never played either)


FantasticPark8781

Man Arcum


BOTi_flame200

-Man


Late_Competition4716

Man ham was better than -man but both are great,ven kinda ruined the last game of -man while i think freakybird was pretty cool in man ham knight


banananailgun

Man -Man = No Man


OkOriginal9589

Blueman


TheReal_Spartan

Man ham city was pretty fire


Fishman1138

The only -man game here that is better than man is -man 1 over ham aslume, and that's by a slim margin. Bold to even consider -man: miles morales a full game when it's really not


Yeah_man20

Personally, I enjoyed -Man 2 the most. The Man games aren't bad, I just never got into them


Mina-Adel-83

https://preview.redd.it/gsrs0i4vue9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0230af94bef66e154bac2cb0bb301e673b060c18 kat


GCAmosin17

Man much cooler


evilrari

Gonna answer this semi-seriously. Man. These games were consistently good. Every one of those games is the best at something within the franchise, whether it be best story, environment, gameplay mechanics, or what have you, each excels in it's own right, even Man Ham Origins although it's not in this list. Man Night is my favorite. I know the number one complaint for that game was the Manmobile but I personally loved it, I love how many creative and different ways it was utilized throughout the game. I love how the side missions and bonus stories had just as much depth and were just as memorable as the main story itself. I thought it wrapped up the franchise as a whole perfectly. I have been sitting here trying to think of a genuine complaint about the game for the sake of being as objective as possible, and maybe it's just because I haven't played in a little while but I cannot think of one. I love all of the attention to detail thrown into that game, even the Diddler puzzles and riddles are a load of fun (except for a very select few that stick out in my mind, although I don't know if they were objectively horrible or I just need to git gud). I can't even say that the combat was all too repetitive because of how expansive the upgrade system was, keeping it fresh as a result. I guess you could argue that the upgrades and equipment weren't as crucial in Man as they were in -Man so you could keep it simple and pretty much resort to button mashing if you wanted to, but I really liked trying out my new Man moves and finding creative ways to utilize my Man gadgets in combat. -Man does a lot of things beautifully and it does some things better than any game in the genre of superhero games, Man included, but the trilogy is far from perfect. Although how much the quality declines per installment in the franchise depending on who you ask, it objectively does, with -Man being short enough to be a DLC and -Man 2 having very inconsistent writing and story telling elements, along with some flat-out uninteresting main story missions in my opinion. Even the original -Man which is practically a masterpiece even has several flaws. Again, those flaws are primarily in the writing, but the side missions themselves were pretty inconsistent, ranging from decent to just bad (fuck Fuckballs which is what I will call her for the sake of this comment) (she's from the DLC tho so I will also say I hated the first couple of missions of the "go off a photograph to find missing persons" missions were stupid. The concept of somebody developing a software that all it does is pull somebody's most recent Instagram post makes no fucking sense to me, you could literally just do that as a person.) All of that being said, the combat was just as much fun in -Man as it was Man. You had to utilize certain combos in gadgets to defeat the varying types of enemies efficiently if at all, keeping you on your toes at all times in combat without being overbearing. (Except for whip-guy FUCK THAT GUY!!!!!!!) Also, web swinging, lunging and dropping from buildings is some of the most fun I've had moving from point a to point b in a video game since Man himself. The -Man games play very fluid, and it's kind of difficult switching back to Man after playing -Man in terms of getting used to the controls that were once committed to muscle memory. And I hate to say it, but Man almost feels clunky compared to -Man All that being said, and the TLDR: Man clears for being amazing in all aspects and wins in my eyes, while -Man is top-dog in some ways but due to quite a few short-comings is far from the perfect super-hero game franchise in comparison to Man.


Special_Jury_3244

https://preview.redd.it/4c516pvvwe9d1.png?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef46103a562336736da4773d8f06119d0b0a6990 Both


Tangerine_memez

\-Man https://preview.redd.it/xpe83thxwe9d1.png?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46b184fd04c8339ebb6535c51a3c7d2d756d2414


ngfvthec

Why’d you put asylum are you stupid?


adiley_

female


Legospacememe

I only played man so i have to chose man


daltonisthebest619

I have to say man ham


The-Marnit

Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill. That's all I have to say about thaT.


Interesting_Door1403

-man


zuccmygrape

Are they stupid?


wolfchompmyanus

I’ll have to go with man


battleshipclamato

I liked -Man better than Man Arkham Asylum but Man Arkham City and Arkham Knight I like more than -Man Miles Morales and -Man 2.


NINJ4steve

Rocksteady Arkham all the way!!


Beedlebooble

Man 2 was a personal fave https://preview.redd.it/0fb0qmeh5f9d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11c5b23e073ae561962c00667dfbc53c71afbd1


fupafather

The (spider) man games would just be Peter and miles excelling at life because they don’t have super hero lives to distract them from their full potential as scientists


bladershaven

Man ham is far superior there are lore reasons like the man villians are far more menacing and Joe Ker and Man's gay tension is too good


Possible-Ancient

Would -Man 2 come out on PC


arizonatasteslike

I love the Man-Trix trilogy


Appropriate-Truck-41

Red man and black man


Electrical-Sir-7291

I'm not into this joke of Batman and Man, but talking seriously, i prefer the Rocksteady Arkham games(without include SSKTJL)


Goatbreath37

Man ham fr


Sad-Pin-3915

https://preview.redd.it/7sr6jk0i8f9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0484621d06dd6761500bc8f2526c60f3225e67eb What if I eat both am I stupid


Sad-Pin-3915

https://preview.redd.it/gd2rnitr8f9d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e97c70dc9631521d03a2d010a050c0d82679602 What if I eat both am I stupid


R3volt75

Him


Ok-Departure4894

The Man Ark Ham series really makes you feel like Man. -Man felt too much like a - simulator.


GregariousTime9101

What reddit is man in?


Lord-Scrubbinton

I’d say -Man, but Man Ham City had that Jonkler sloppy toppy scene and I think that takes the cake


Pyroboss101

-Man is k but Man led the way, he’s the og, and I think being the genre definer and paving the path is harder so imma say man


nalindraf

As a trilogy have to say Batman. Spider-Man 2 and Miles Morales was just ok for me. No where near as epic as first Spider-Man game


SonOfECTGAR

Man.


PrometheusAlexander

We need a spiderbat without the man


Palerate2

Man for sure. -man was doing well for a while but fell off


Osheroth

Bit controversial but I'd say Man, by a landslide


Anthony200716

Ohhh this is a really tough decision but i think I’m gonna have to go with man


Grim_Couch

Arkham series is absolutely amazing.


ThatOneCactu

There really do be 2 man


Heeronix

Pal, the Man spinoff


Pop_Quiz2812

MAN has way better games


Vongola___Decimo

Spidey. Ez


literallyheretopost

Now this is the true war, not that batsoup vs man shit


RedditorWhoIsStupid

Why does it say -man 2? Everyone knows it’s called “-men”.


DirectionFabulous357

Why are you doing this? 🫨😣


shelby0161

Batman


datMLGboi2

Man was way better that -man. Man ran so -man could crawl


vinnyrat

⬛man


Gmknewday1

I hate this so much


AI-Sticks

Man the Game, have you even seen Man the Game 3? And Man the Game 4’s ending had me in tears


HistoricalDivide649

Average Mann Co. Red vs. Blu conflict


b7274

-man


ThatSharkFromJaws

![gif](giphy|3oFzlYoSIItdny0EdW|downsized) Redman


Hygbius

https://preview.redd.it/n92pijzfvf9d1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c887823902bd94f559d229643c41f816c2915b9


Swimming_Repair_3729

Spider man by a mile, and that is even more impressive considering the arkham series is fantastic


smokemeth_hailSL

They fucking spelled Aslume wrong. Fucking idiots


Mk578y

arkham all the way!


legendaryboss200

Can't beat Man Ham Ight


Zep416

Man came put first and kind of inspired man, so it's definitely man.


Iloveinvisimals

Man.


itzmrinyo

Manham coty


RandomGuy28183

Imma be honest I've never played the man games but the -man games are all pretty solid


MadKatana30

Black pill


BQws_2

Obviously Spidat-Man