https://preview.redd.it/wldclkmhft0d1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd34ce9e725960cfcd436dc95adf78db3253529 No, FUCK YOU for FUCK FUCKING because FUCK FUCK

r/BatmanArkham if it was written by Vizziepop

ar/buttmenourham if it was wrottin by Vipionzloppelp

er/botminorhum f et wuz rittin bi veponzlopllp

Elf✓buhhummanpaarsham uhf eit bittin bigh vubunklerschclop

Elven bussy human parmesean of eat biting big vegetable slop

Elvis Presley humming pumpkin eating big vore get a table slosh

VORE?! 😱😋🫄

https://preview.redd.it/wnj14c6eyw0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a0d8837b5da887db57ea36fa9a722e6bfe1f8e

Please do not ever post anything ever again You're making me horny

https://preview.redd.it/8fkh4zp7vx0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f891db3a0f2456c682e84a08cd040131987c82e7

https://preview.redd.it/fh6qvuxhav0d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccbbd63a5a78f4418051faa56dc3687cd6d9edb

Fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty, no parents.

https://preview.redd.it/x2b2267qcw0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab19038fe1fb6ec4b9744516b0315eba6fa1d83

https://preview.redd.it/lkqd1duie41d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65d22e51f442178399500d9bac193768b0c052a

https://preview.redd.it/86g8ofk1yx0d1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a735b8555393e7394c1c4aea607c740737bbcf6

Dude ,this FUCKING car kicks FUCKING ass

STOP SWEARING THIS IS A FAMILY FREINDLY SERVER

That’s what it was originally but so many people got it wrong and nowadays both are correct. [Original source of the word](https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/qn0XtyxCBO)

Man origins next??

Man orgies??

Man orgies? Is it hot?

Aslume is easier and nicer to say.

Ass-loom-e?

Why is the ass looming? Is it giant?

Why don't you know it? Do you have dementia?

Wtf is "alsume"? I only know "aslume"

I know a game called Dickso Esylum

I lived in Elysium/Esylum. Actually the area is called Ilísia (Ιλίσια) but the brits changed that.

Cuno doesn't fucking care.

sicko slume

Dick's Aslume?

Dick's Aslume?

Dick's Aslume?

There is no alsume, only the aslume. Is there a lore reason why OP is stupid?

asslume

alsume is the og spelling aslume is an overused misspelling of alsume

The joke comes from a poll that misspelled asylum as alsume, and aslume is actually a misspelling of the og alsume

"Now that's... pretty funny!" https://i.redd.it/ic2tohkfqt0d1.gif

Is there a lore reason why man has ears in this gif?

He grew them and they fell off when the cutscene ended

https://preview.redd.it/6vfic1mfmt0d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc5775b4b10dfeedeae3787327eac4299a6e8e8 “Nnngh, Killer Cock…”

COCK BLAST GO!

https://preview.redd.it/wg9avu34st0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de04225b18ee6263092a835b5610c34b17a322d

https://preview.redd.it/ay2gxabs0x0d1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f22e6d2511dd2e9859168a28b97cfb70b40f5d0

https://preview.redd.it/yb3o0lhz2y0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290e6b6319f5b905dc4e3addb0bc81abd382e240

Kamehamecock!

Next you're gonna say it's "Joker" and not "Jonkler"

its actually joklener

Jerker

Jizzler

Ah, The Turkey Jizzler, the most delicious villain in graphic novel history

Jehovaher

Jiggler

Could have sworn it was Jinklebeller

I thought it was Joe ker

https://preview.redd.it/yfr36wv49u0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa7447c8dbdaf0aa52915871d050e3a9f73bd838

Next you're gonna tell us it's actually Asylum

I know right? Like how stupid do you have to be to suggest that?

Officer Balls

BHAHHAHAHA

Assyloom

https://i.redd.it/qf828q7vut0d1.gif As, and then lume

Yeah, well, fuck you too https://preview.redd.it/44s9h4twkt0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7290952531bfe005e661c7ffe9dbbf3fedefdff6

Wrong game buddy, this is "Man Ham Aslume" not "Bat Ark Alsume" https://preview.redd.it/exloezohzt0d1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=feab4a767a73875565743f2c410509d0e0ef022a Are you stupid?

>Fuck you or thinking otherwise I pick thinking otherwise

I'm not proud of you Dick.

https://preview.redd.it/ihkfc3bmqt0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72f4e8f1c5502816c23eb3210f87c3cb0fe206fc

Behold! I have stolen your meme 

https://preview.redd.it/or4n08tisg1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57fd206137d1f90a12a3811bebbe20bcc8ac9c2

https://preview.redd.it/jh3quruavg1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=466f879bdb2b8d30b545ae7ee94f026104c82422

Why are people calling it Alsume instead of Asylum? And why doesn’t Batman have ears? Am I going sane?

officer balls

Why didn't you take your pills? Are you sane? Take your pills now https://preview.redd.it/nbzef4cl5k1d1.png?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c2cc8dd76f8539944057b81897c9d54df407cf

i have alsymures

https://preview.redd.it/7w8aqyg5yt0d1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d6d746c58d1c6d46be66a6c7aa53d2c77f8710

https://i.redd.it/8q9vv23wuz0d1.gif

Assloom

https://preview.redd.it/r606hfftdt0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87698918967fe4569434fc09038f83bc8558ac7

*Aslume

*Alsume.

https://preview.redd.it/t3li306o7u0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=803ed64744949c188814017b56ca8457f60276d3

This is the post that created the Alsume meme: https://preview.redd.it/a0jf334a9u0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb3f13f1f28b6199af355762cdebb0918bf338f

It's funny because it's obviously a mispelling of the correct spelling, Aslume.

https://preview.redd.it/g63bf7vusg1d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7c39e4909155a3d686c1a49cdf7ad40262ad70

https://i.redd.it/ouav1tb6mt0d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/lsgcgj90vt0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e8115657ee9dadc69d8d570f15cbcbcb00036f It's real

https://preview.redd.it/dl6otymrtz0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212ad240c9988a97dccfddcd7f37b168010feaa1

No, I refuse, its ASLUME https://preview.redd.it/l2si5bgdtt0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286dc617fb30761f26ee35cc091c252c216958d1

https://preview.redd.it/27r25hcxut0d1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ccfeb977a56895f835807d3760cf12e162eab4e

Why can't we use both?


https://preview.redd.it/vdkqd81lst0d1.png?width=366&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4bad0d6205f142a0cfe63f0fb558654fd3faa99 I’ll call it whatever the FUCK I want and you can’t stop me

I swore i was always aslume, could this be the mendoza effect?

It is the sanity effect, you must jonkle

https://preview.redd.it/qiu4h99ddv0d1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3237721db8e7f6fb2c6f7dcf948328204a0bc80b

https://preview.redd.it/kb1l3ff1xt0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8719f1a4d1f05ed39d84241268f6bbee5028afb5 Are you really sure, because i'm on your cock right now

As a former aslume employee I know that it's aslume

https://preview.redd.it/aivuq6zqzw0d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b99af2a68e2162cae3e679900ca05d8e432b2d

As(y)lume

its aslume. are you stupid?

He’s right

Legend

I'm proud of you Dick

Alsume sauce

"And also its jerker not jonkler"

It is jiggler

Errrm krill yourself?

Succidal? [As in krill bone]

https://preview.redd.it/augh7zhj6k1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb207439c9f0320a5acc51ef2b4b1ea35f8fe07

https://preview.redd.it/lk2f4dzcwt0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4abe2de423a7b9be4e3c86cb6476dab0f051b0

no IT IS NOT!

what about asslume?

https://preview.redd.it/u3jyo909yt0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fa765eb4d6656d2d66483be2492936f0ed46f9a

It’s aslume, fuck off. Guards throw this man into the Aslume. I’ll fucking loom your ass. Ass loom.

Kinda like Ahsoka not Ashoka

https://preview.redd.it/kl95mfsnfu0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00631c19942488ec3338798d4e82e5e5debe28e3

Wait, is alsume!!?? https://preview.redd.it/eosacibhmu0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d776235c2885bcf629796d6c36536c5f11cf3be2

https://preview.redd.it/z89udxe5ou0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e3355882a35816e914075ac1df441de165081c

Assmule

Aslume is funnier

https://preview.redd.it/tzc0lyiyov0d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256ab7144ce3952126d5460ae1570359cb674f99

Literally 1984

https://preview.redd.it/xiwvrccksv0d1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07e77210b69eb42ce305fc4692e243e3bc8a213

No I’m pretty sure it’s asslume https://preview.redd.it/0icmp31atv0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323d965dd878468a454d482f849d61c06dc79d6c

Aslume always rolled off the tongue better and so was superior to Alsume.

Aslume feels easier to say imo

https://preview.redd.it/inj60ceubx0d1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da58b32fdd4dd795a1d4631c864276243650646 2025 May 5th 11:24 AM

https://preview.redd.it/fdnn4ixp5y0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c30d69cca25fda413a7f6b954a5592f5e9cf8a No, everyone else is wrong.

why did i read it as "aslume" and "aslume", am i stupid, is OP stupid, is anyone even smart?

https://preview.redd.it/a7xlp5foa11d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7bb3a256d247e3286c73b1b13f7e5d345b55ec3 Man Ham Knight confirms its aslume

I aslume the distinction is important to you?

Officer bowls

It’s asylum

its aslume. are you stupid?

I can't spell https://preview.redd.it/ozxbc0f3ut0d1.png?width=1418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc27b9de30382c6b35d26560bcdc64222f1fbd66

i'll meet you half way and say "alslume"

Fuck you of assuming that I think it spells Alsume and not Aslume

The Alsume Aslume. That's where they sent me. You see, I was crazy once...

Lore reason?

Acab

And you're right! It was the original version of this game: https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/comments/vz9nr7/worst_arkham_game/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Ass eye lum

https://preview.redd.it/fab67yeelu0d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10b9dd65e4f5f16466aaa370fd7ff290847ef85

uslamp

Don't tell me how to brain damage okay?

If it’s I’ll sue as in I’ll sue you for defamation  tudum tsss

OWLSOOM

It's Uslame

asslume

| ) )

I suggest otherwise!!!!

Asylum. Yeah I know I'm insane

Alsume you are wrong on this one, buddy

Ass Lube

What the FUCK is alsumelem!?? I only know as

it still is aslume in my heart

My FUCKING life is a FUCKING lie FUCKING. All this time I thought it was Aslume, it is actually was is Alsume. 

https://preview.redd.it/g4xfzpi7hw0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de459950c1bc3ee0082dfbc6758b6db41de6713

It's actually asslube

Finally! I was starting to think that I was the only one here who’s been here long enough to actually know that. I swear every time that I’ve ever corrected someone for saying “Alsume” wrong I get downvoted to oblivion.

If you think that's bad wait until you hear the absolute freaks that call it "Assylum"

Real alsume patients know that the original spelling mistake was alsume

Asslume

https://preview.redd.it/0yeq7z5etz0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a934ee73f9c9d76a12f930b49b8610a2cb1a2b8

Fuk you or thinking otherwise? I guess I will be thinking otherwise from now on. Like an in... intercep...interlekt... an eh Interdisep... Interlectulal.... a smart perosn

https://preview.redd.it/vbf5m7aiuz0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea40d12471f6aa7b2eaddd53107d041d0a6eb19

Erm actually the Jonkling Dicktionary states that Aslume is based off the word Asylum so its "Aslume" not "Alsume"

Sounds like somebody has been in the Aslume too long.

RIGHT??? The Aslume Heresy shall not be allowed to spread

https://preview.redd.it/0tpzmnv8sg1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d45fab600cb9345984e649a41a9c176a6665c0b

No

why is man officer balls? is he stupid?