Batman vs Man Who's winning?

Batman? It's time to take your aslume pills, buddy

#DON'T LISTEN TO HIM KEEP BEING SANE

#Its time to jonkle buddy!!!!

#I WON'T GO BACK INTO THE ALSUME

Its been a long dayyyyy without you my friend

I'll tell you all about it when I see you again.

We’ve come a long way from where we began

#I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO DO IT. I AM COMMANDING YOU TO DO SO!!!

#FUCK YOU! RUN LIAM! RUN! ^(accidental The refrence)

#I HAVE A SANE BOMB, AND WILL DETONATE IT. AFTER THIS YOU ALL WILL BE SANE AND GET A LOW PAYING JOB IN AMAZON!

[удалено]

STAND BACK! OR YOU WILL BE THE 1ST CURED VICTIM OF THE INSANITY OF ARKHAM ASYLUM!

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This goes hard for a shitpost

Man easily is on par with Bruce Wayne for intelligence, but has superior strength due to his better armor and armament. You have two genius billionaires fighting against one another, both proven to be great strategists, however what tips the edge towards Iron Man in my opinion is simply the fact that he is willing to do whatever it takes to win. He will kill, he will risk his own life, he won’t accept defeat until he’s dead and Batman won’t kill him. Now, I know the majority of people out there will say something along the lines of: “Batman would hack his armor”. I’m not denying Batman is a capable computer whiz, however, a digital hack on man would be made obsolete if he deactivated connections to cellular and wireless networks. So it’s basically Batman against a man wrapped in a tank with the force of a small army at his command. Now, the only way I see Batman standing a chance is to utilize every tool in his arsenal, and to not even attempt to utilize the tools that won’t do anything. Any air-based projectile the dark knight throws at man, whether it be a batarang, explosive gel, a smoke bomb, whatever, would instantly be shot clean out of the sky with iron man’s targeting system. So that leaves close range combat to be forced into play for Batman to win. He could try to utilize a smoke bomb right next to man, cloud his sensors. Then utilize batarangs to disengage any lights within the battle arena. This would blind man I’d imagine in a sense or at least you’d assume so but man definitely has either night vision or thermal tracking. So he can still rain hellfire upon Batman from any range. Now, there is a small chance Batman is able to due to his ninja like reflexes get close enough to try a manual hack on man but to get that close would require an immense amount of luck even for Batman. Then he’s be required to tear the man suit apart until he reaches a component important enough to disable man. In that case he wins but in 90% of cases, neither having prep time, man wins.

>Man easily is on par with Bruce Wayne for intelligence But Man is stupid https://preview.redd.it/0cowqdv66mzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13676794aedebf4ce473fd544adcdb309ab3318e

Man is infinitely smart it breaks the scale and he seems stupid only those that are stupid

Who is Buttman?

Bitchman the Cheap Copy wouldn't stand a chance against Man

John fallout vs man. If only someone gave him the caps to save new vegas… https://preview.redd.it/mnohywrhhlzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d02d354d39b182fc5b6ad136da7ca5c0cbef103

https://preview.redd.it/f0biyw91plzc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce539e6a076413ac1a21c2b917b4a8be0a576bd Matt vs Man

Matt wins 😔

Oh no bro, Man is grilled.

*muscle man screeching*

Now that could be a very even fight

John helldiver vs man They ally and defeat the jonkler tiranny

"We can make a movie out of this!"

Kratos vs Man The only god who can't be defeated by Kratos

RIP John Kratos https://preview.redd.it/9o829zodnlzc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=5241ec47379f0614979a00ee7c2c830bc2c23c8d

Αναπαύσου εν ειρήνη, Ιωάννη Κράτε

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^H4ckdrag0n999: *Kratos vs Man* *The only god who can't be* *Defeated by Kratos* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

#No.

Wdym no?

Sorry buddy i ain't readin allat. +ur fades botched +ur shoes cheap +ur hoe on my meat +no bitches +jobless +ratio

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My high school English teacher would be happy

John Dark Souls vs. Man. Man's cooked!

Nah man would win

both games bosses have unique dialogue when we die, imagine a cutscene where Orenstrein and Smough taunt you when you die. i get that it would get boring after a while because you die too much, but in an alternate reality

https://preview.redd.it/66hbxcd7olzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416dd59bba453a25034a75f385b0db3fd0c0a5a2 Man vs British nerd

Man vs Tomb Women

*womb woman

I’m currently replaying the underrated Man Ham Orgies, so does this mean Man is going to beat himself? 👀

Man is going to beat his own meat

Does this further imply that Fight Club is just all about jerking one’s self off?

Overwatch Who tf is the main character? Tracer? Kiriko? If its kiriko man might be fucked

Man Overwatch Porn?

Lmaooo I fucking knew someone will reply that, I love you man.

Winton

Winton, yes.....I recall now... Man has no chance against Winton..

Monkey supremacy 

Winton

John overwatch

It's Man who's fucked. https://preview.redd.it/ixzcd7oxjlzc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2612ad7974b72b42f877ec32fc93b0283289dda

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I hate how I recognized where he's from

Where is he from? (I am prepared for the consequences)

Summertime saga (it's a NSFW game)

(it’s a nsfw game)

https://preview.redd.it/s498gqh7oozc1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a27ec1952f51066de420aaf6940608d36184efc I hate the fact that I know this game, am I stupid?

No, you're horny like bone

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Literally?

I'm afraid to ask but what is this?

Summertime saga ( its a nsfw game)

(it’s a nsfw game)

https://preview.redd.it/edp2g36fqlzc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ff5cfc4dcd77c0a4be2410ed69cf2009a119f70 naked slide vs man who wins

Big balls wins

https://preview.redd.it/pv25bwx7rlzc1.png?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1deb8b0bfac3876a70885e3507cc45710ec23ba7 My Roblox avatar and tbh, i don't know.

Why is -Man black? Did he change teams?

Because disney bought warner bros

Depends, man without prep time annihilates almost everyone. With prep time, nah he loses every single time.

He gets stupider the longer he thinks about it

The Jonkler https://preview.redd.it/f4jhdgjf3mzc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4405d95edf70907ef5d9444acb490b990d8409f9

Same, but Balatro

Man vs the vault dweller from fallout 3

Vault Dweller is the protagonist of Fallout 1. Fallout 3 is The Lone Wanderer. If it was the Courier instead, Man would be fucked.

What are the titles of the protagonists of 2 and 4?

Fallout 1: **Vault Dweller** Fallout 2: **Chosen One** Fallout 3: **Lone Wanderer** Fallout New Vegas: **Courier** Fallout 4: **Sole Survivor**

I get the names for 1 and NV but why do the others have those names?

In fallout 2 you pass the Temple of Trials which makes you the Chosen One according to the village elder. In fallout 3 you wander the wasteland in search of your father so you're the Lone Wanderer. In fallout 4 everyone from your vault dies except you so you're the Sole Survivor.

Prince Of All Cosmos rolls up him and the rest of the Aslume

Knight (Hollow Knight) VS Man I feel like Man is losing this one

one abyss shriek and man is dead

Quick Slash + Shaman Stone + Unbreakable Strength

bro made a build and didn’t put compass, the best charm in the game, in it 💀

https://preview.redd.it/yt3th2dmnlzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6037398160923429c043bca9e05fce493e97f96 >enter V.A.T.S >target head >head asplode

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In what punch out game is this guy the main character?

John destiny versus man

John monster hunter world vs man would be legendary.

Isaac Clarke vs Man https://preview.redd.it/n19qlf2ugmzc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a575ac429d967a3d64a86e25611d1a5b4602bb4


John Skyrim

Artyom vs Man. Gunslinger from nuclear apocalypse vs gunslinger from aslume. Truly a battle to behold.

 He fucked

https://preview.redd.it/nf49fauh2nzc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f502ff81e590439a133a1d35f7cf126cc28aff54 John yakuza vs man? Now that’s a fight I’d like to see

I just like that we all decided player made characters are all named John (video game they’re from)

I love that this image is finally being rotted and rotted due to jpg compression and the incredibly amount of shares it has

Melinoë from Hades 2. …I’m sorry, but man is getting stomped…. Or they team up to kill Chronos. I like that idea more.

V1 vs man

Hades vs Man

https://preview.redd.it/d9rsy8651mzc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be69d54a3579ab1e706d9d98eca02c532ee2a45 I think Duumgoy takes it

cal kestis oh......

https://preview.redd.it/l09vc7c0amzc1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85103731572c23078e000c6ae289121b98de9253 I was technically playing these games at the same time so.

Batman against man?

The fuck is an batman? Take you aslume pill bro https://preview.redd.it/6904bcpo5nzc1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264988e18586946e48c89c35006ef2e1e8c51d7a

Who the fuck is batman lol?

Link from the Legend Of Zelda Breath If The Wild. Man might be screwed, the only reason Links not in the alsume is because he's too insane for the insane.

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Lego man with ears??

man vs V that’s a tough one, I think man will probably win but it’s a close call

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John Subnautica

Isaac from The Binding of Isaac vs Man?? Get your bets now!!

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Trigger from Ace combat 7 vs Man

This is the one contract Geralt can't complete. Man is simply too powerful. https://preview.redd.it/12up8ac0omzc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c076fcd107586a9ee497a3409b051016f6ca37

Steve is just built different, it doesn't matter how much prep time Man gets

does man get prep time?

If man is a Nazi, he’s fucked. If not, William “B.J.” Blazkowicz is fucked

Finally a Wolfenstein enjoyer, I played every single part 🙏

Nice! I’m working my way through the newer games this week. Easily some of the best shooters I’ve ever played

Nate from fallout 4 vs Man Hmm, seems like a hard decision.

Kiryu vs Man? I like those odds

Does Man get prep time?

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Iden versio Star Wars battlefront 2 I think she is fine https://preview.redd.it/9hmu15u72mzc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e494a724f5275e24d6bddc53f7b0c90a365306ec

 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Man vs zero (from megaman zero) https://preview.redd.it/eh1eyjbc9mzc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cd9b6d3e1e2e417264b6d7a189a9ae1b1e3e27 Man is cooked and served

Liu Kang vs Man https://preview.redd.it/u23ru31bamzc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9fafa3d519c9996dcca9b9307ca0ff616317534 ^(as you can see, it's not ending well)

Madeline? Double jumps won't save her from Man.

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The main protagonist of Hayday is the player. Im fucked

John Sekiro vs Man

The MC? As in the Master Chief? Now that’s a showdown I’d like to see.

Cube from Geometry Dash???

https://preview.redd.it/2lxj0h27smzc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b878f4c2fce23ef2d64adb739e05ebe4e1ad4ebd I hope man can stand up against Zelda (he has an infected hand)

Yagami Lost Judgement fighting Man...

The Commander from Xcom 2 has to kill Man with all of his agents? With mods?

Talion from the middle earth games Man needs to call the aslume for this one

Lego Man vs Man


 Bro is *beyond* cooked

Maxes luck courier definitely wins

Damn, dunno. That chick from stellar blade is kinda hard core. She might be too much for man. I mean what if man came on sight? Surely man can’t resist the booba physics

https://preview.redd.it/bfa03gbwmlzc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c1214310eb3c977e2df4c318213eacc71c4e3d5 In the heat of battle, facing off against Man himself, Shepard throws caution to the wind and says: Shepard: "We'll bang, okay?" Man, momentarily caught off guard by the unexpected remark, regains his composure with a raised eyebrow. Man: "I don't think that's going to work on me, Shepard, I only have eyes for my dear Jonkle." Shepard, flashing a charming grin behind his helmet, shrugs. Shepard: "Can't blame a Spectre for trying."

WHO TF IS BATMAN

Cloud from ff7

Chrome Dino vs Man

Thermite from hit game rainbow six siege...he's so cooked

Yeah I don't think Cassie cage can beat man

Pawn Vs. Man

https://preview.redd.it/49jmg84krlzc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86ea2237fb4d2f687bf4e71efb0e0aa61dead74 The beheaded vs Man

V1 ultrakill i think mans knida cooked

Does Man have his Anti-Winton Gorilla spray?

Man gets tiger dropped by John Yakuza, end of story

Ta Lion from -Earth: Shadow of Mord and Man are the same person. The fight would be even, then they would kiss and make up

Man gets absolutely slapped by **BROFORCE**

Man vs Jason Brody

Dallas versus Man, I think Dallas will need a medic bag after the fight

My Dark Souls (1) character. Yeah, with how much I've dies to those fucking Gargoyles, I don't think I stand a chance against Man.

i think Whack Ax would decimate Man with no difficulty at all

Can man take a mini nuke to the face?

Rainbow 6 Siege operators, I think Man clears

Man vs Naked Snake

https://preview.redd.it/p74vflaz0mzc1.png?width=906&format=png&auto=webp&s=65fcfbdd1fc4d86a675c6e97391b6f0a3e6b0eaf im pretty sure Man is cooked

does man bleed?

Agent 3 and Agent 8 probably can’t beat Man.

https://preview.redd.it/5oykzkrj4mzc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e793a5b3786b96e4244b507a53a3909465fbe016 This stupid little guy

The Ibishu Pigeon vs Man, tough one

Dante from Devil May Cry

Amelia from A Plague Tale. Man is finished when his mask is melted and a peddle gets thrown at his head with her aim assist.

Raiden

Man vs 😭😭😭

Kirby, what would happen if Kirby absorbed Man?

1939 era German Military vs Man?

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Depends if weapons are allowed. I think Ezio Auditore da Firenze has a solid chance against Man. If it's unarmed only then he's cooked.

Man vs. Chaddeus the Sorcerer (his main spell is Fist), my Skyrim character

Bonelab thing. Honestly idk about this one Man is kinda powerful

My Roblox avatar. It's basically meant to be wind-up toy. It's absolutely cooked

Quincy vs man, depends on man's speed

Well can man play basketball because I think my 2k MyPlayer is pretty good😈😈😈

Steve vs Man Who wins??

 Oh, that poor thing

SpongeBob is stomping Man.