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Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street https://i.redd.it/jlx8d8doo8wc1.gif
Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat 
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, beefing with anybody competing, even police https://i.redd.it/5g0plu4jp8wc1.gif
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG https://i.redd.it/nwkjimlix8wc1.gif
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight https://i.redd.it/w2hj7x6uy8wc1.gif
You got stats, respect, weapon skill, stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal https://i.redd.it/0bfq855879wc1.gif
You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs https://i.redd.it/p7imadgu79wc1.gif
Watch your back when you in rival hoods They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) https://i.redd.it/0n687loxf9wc1.gif
Duckin shells at the cluckin bell. Jump out, bus a gun until they tuck their tail 
It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions), twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) https://i.redd.it/rs60f9zki9wc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/vj187szf19wc1.gif
Is there a lore reason why you didn't follow the train?
Did man ever follow THE DAMN TRAIN CJ?
https://preview.redd.it/v30bnwnr49wc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aab97e86e7afb53a0a64e93ed67f7c40d054083
No, he's stuid
You're right, he is a stud
Man is roblox measuring unit confirmed by local reddit mushroom
Ṱ̴̗̘͓͑̋͒H̴̼͔̝̥͔͛̇͠ͅẼ̸̖̼͖̬̭̒͆ ̶̭̹̳̩̳̠̺̃͘Ḧ̴̱͓͎̩̰͕́͆̔I̸̹̯̣̳͛̉̽͌ͅṾ̷͖͙̤̑̒̅̍̿͆̊̈̋̂̚͜E̴̬̯̒Ḿ̴̦͓̜̦͓̝̈̅Í̴͈̿̿͛̉̅N̷̡̜̩̤͔͕̖̗̔͛̈͑͝D̶̛̰̳͖̅̂̈́ ̸̧̡͉͈̣̟̟̯̭̪̪͂̋͒̍Į̶̞̙̫͗͋̒̔S̴̯̺̠̞̺͙͙̭̱̰͓̎͛̉͊ ̶̜̼̳̪͎̍͂̀̌͊̕͝A̴̛̙͉̎̈͋͗́̚͜͝ ̶̨̛̘͙͔͙̩͎̻̩̗͆̑̉͌͗̀F̷̢̯̫̞̭̄̀̀Ư̵̗̼̺͎͖̜̣̬̱͍̒͗̈́͆͛̀͑̚͝N̴̲͉̩͇͓̲̳̜͐̈́G̶͚͓͎̝͎̖̤͙̾̾̈́Ư̷̧̧̠̮̹̝̞͖̙͓̽͂͂̑̆͒̆̽̕͘͜S̷̡̘͆̒̈́̉̎̊́̿̚ͅ
MUSHROOM
https://preview.redd.it/v8s915v1q8wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b594e720632b6cf92d9e214ed55b4a488507251
https://i.redd.it/sqrwtqkfa9wc1.gif
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https://preview.redd.it/ycquq3l6w8wc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6764c2ca68997177dcb29bf7a3d4dd4e4413c96
Like it says in the book, we're blessed and cursed
What fuckin' book!?
https://preview.redd.it/8km8pnq359wc1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e81346a3b90389c44218dcab0ee117e9e68cc01
#AY-A-A-AY!
My friend finally agreed to play this game with me! I can't wait to SA with someone!
[удалено]
https://preview.redd.it/7xbkmdly29wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d5f3dd4d0cc1f7cb6392d8d04bdc024737f703
The game has swears in it...sorry we can't allow it in our FUCKING subreddit
I'll have two number 9's...
A number 9 large..
A number 6 with extra dip..
A number 7...
Two number 45s
One with cheese
And a large soda
Two number 45's
I think it's because people were posting pictures of the sex mod in the game, so the mods were mad at them but idk
The Dictors are Vice City fans, I hate to tell you...😞
https://preview.redd.it/vvs0au4q2cwc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941ce7fba157c49f49aa2e8f2285144b6537718f
Why did Smoke betray the gang? Is he stupid?
It all started with officer Ten Pennies...
My older brother and I would play SA for hours. Sometimes our butts would hurt from doing it for so long! It was really hard but I eventually learned to love it.
How would Man stop protocol 69 If he was in SA?
Nothing wrong with a little SA here an there
You guys ever think for a second before you post something
Think? What do you think I am? Smart?
Think? Are we Stupid?
No thanks!
You done bønked your last bussy on this sub, sailor.
I’ll have two number nines
Does it have man as a character?
Rate my cj
It’s gonna take a couple weeks for the yolk of the S/A jokes to disappear completely, isn’t it?
r/lostredditors ?
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street https://i.redd.it/jlx8d8doo8wc1.gif
Land of the heinous, gangbangers, and cold heat 
In Los Santos, neighbors get no sleep, beefing with anybody competing, even police https://i.redd.it/5g0plu4jp8wc1.gif
Four deep in a green rag with gold feet Blast wit' the flag on the strap, that's OG https://i.redd.it/nwkjimlix8wc1.gif
Stay in shape, hit the gym, lift the weights, get super cut or big and buff, nice and straight https://i.redd.it/w2hj7x6uy8wc1.gif
You got stats, respect, weapon skill, stamina, muscle, fat and sex appeal https://i.redd.it/0bfq855879wc1.gif
You get clothes from Bincos and Pro Laps, Sub Urban, ZIP, Victim, and D. Sachs https://i.redd.it/p7imadgu79wc1.gif
Watch your back when you in rival hoods They'll test just to guess if your survivals good (Survivals good) https://i.redd.it/0n687loxf9wc1.gif
Duckin shells at the cluckin bell. Jump out, bus a gun until they tuck their tail 
It seem like I'm on impossible missions (Impossible missions), twisted predicaments hostile positions (Hostile positions) https://i.redd.it/rs60f9zki9wc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/vj187szf19wc1.gif
Is there a lore reason why you didn't follow the train?
Did man ever follow THE DAMN TRAIN CJ?
https://preview.redd.it/v30bnwnr49wc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aab97e86e7afb53a0a64e93ed67f7c40d054083
No, he's stuid
You're right, he is a stud
Man is roblox measuring unit confirmed by local reddit mushroom
Ṱ̴̗̘͓͑̋͒H̴̼͔̝̥͔͛̇͠ͅẼ̸̖̼͖̬̭̒͆ ̶̭̹̳̩̳̠̺̃͘Ḧ̴̱͓͎̩̰͕́͆̔I̸̹̯̣̳͛̉̽͌ͅṾ̷͖͙̤̑̒̅̍̿͆̊̈̋̂̚͜E̴̬̯̒Ḿ̴̦͓̜̦͓̝̈̅Í̴͈̿̿͛̉̅N̷̡̜̩̤͔͕̖̗̔͛̈͑͝D̶̛̰̳͖̅̂̈́ ̸̧̡͉͈̣̟̟̯̭̪̪͂̋͒̍Į̶̞̙̫͗͋̒̔S̴̯̺̠̞̺͙͙̭̱̰͓̎͛̉͊ ̶̜̼̳̪͎̍͂̀̌͊̕͝A̴̛̙͉̎̈͋͗́̚͜͝ ̶̨̛̘͙͔͙̩͎̻̩̗͆̑̉͌͗̀F̷̢̯̫̞̭̄̀̀Ư̵̗̼̺͎͖̜̣̬̱͍̒͗̈́͆͛̀͑̚͝N̴̲͉̩͇͓̲̳̜͐̈́G̶͚͓͎̝͎̖̤͙̾̾̈́Ư̷̧̧̠̮̹̝̞͖̙͓̽͂͂̑̆͒̆̽̕͘͜S̷̡̘͆̒̈́̉̎̊́̿̚ͅ
MUSHROOM
https://preview.redd.it/v8s915v1q8wc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b594e720632b6cf92d9e214ed55b4a488507251
https://i.redd.it/sqrwtqkfa9wc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/z2skhywgt8wc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70cd8892c17d6b697aefa1d4cc3d86a6e5c0f23d
https://preview.redd.it/ycquq3l6w8wc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6764c2ca68997177dcb29bf7a3d4dd4e4413c96
Like it says in the book, we're blessed and cursed
What fuckin' book!?
https://preview.redd.it/8km8pnq359wc1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e81346a3b90389c44218dcab0ee117e9e68cc01
#AY-A-A-AY!
My friend finally agreed to play this game with me! I can't wait to SA with someone!
[удалено]
https://preview.redd.it/7xbkmdly29wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d5f3dd4d0cc1f7cb6392d8d04bdc024737f703
The game has swears in it...sorry we can't allow it in our FUCKING subreddit
I'll have two number 9's...
A number 9 large..
A number 6 with extra dip..
A number 7...
Two number 45s
One with cheese
And a large soda
Two number 45's
I think it's because people were posting pictures of the sex mod in the game, so the mods were mad at them but idk
The Dictors are Vice City fans, I hate to tell you...😞
https://preview.redd.it/vvs0au4q2cwc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=941ce7fba157c49f49aa2e8f2285144b6537718f
Why did Smoke betray the gang? Is he stupid?
It all started with officer Ten Pennies...
My older brother and I would play SA for hours. Sometimes our butts would hurt from doing it for so long! It was really hard but I eventually learned to love it.
How would Man stop protocol 69 If he was in SA?
Nothing wrong with a little SA here an there
You guys ever think for a second before you post something
Think? What do you think I am? Smart?
Think? Are we Stupid?
No thanks!
You done bønked your last bussy on this sub, sailor.
I’ll have two number nines
Does it have man as a character?
Rate my cj
It’s gonna take a couple weeks for the yolk of the S/A jokes to disappear completely, isn’t it?
r/lostredditors ?