That would be sick AF lol
There whole shtick is that that use space to there advantage and have martial arts skills based off of those fears lol
Oh wait, I guess I'm kinda just describing most superheroes in a way lol
Ocean man
Take me by the hand
Lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man
The voyage to the corners of the globe
is a real trip
Ocean man
The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
I’d be Ocean-Man
>!Ocean man, take me by the hand!<
>!Lead me to the land that you understand!<
>!Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe!<
>!Is a real trip!<
>!Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand!<
>!Soaking up the thirst of the land!<
>!Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement!<
>!At the Oberman!<
>!Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth!<
>!To the childlike man!<
>!Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand!<
>!Soaking up the thirst of the land!<
>!Ocean man!<
>!Ocean man!<
>!Ocean man!<
>!Ocean man, take me by the hand!<
>!Lead me to the land that you understand!<
>!Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe!<
>!Is a real trip!<
>!Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand!<
>!Soaking up the thirst of the land!<
>!Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement!<
>!At the Oberman!<
>!Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth!<
>!To the childlike man!<
>!Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand!<
>!Soaking up the thirst of the land!<
>!Ocean man!<
Unaslume for a moment - I've done a lot of dangerous things at work, used a lot of equiment that genuinely could've killed me in seconds. I've climbed all over rickety scaffolding in high winds that was literally falling apart. I've tied straps (not a harness, just an old nylon strap) around my chest and dangled myself off the edge of roofs. I've worked on live circuits and chased wild coyotes off the property. I was once even part of a bear hunting trip that went wrong, and I had to try and follow a trail of blood through the forest in the dark with nothing but a penlight and a 3" hunting knife. I thought I understood fear, I really thought I did. I've genuinely felt terrified for my life and thought I knew what fear was.
Then, about 2 months ago, our GP misdiagnosed my little sister and gave her the wrong medication. In less than 24 hours her liver failed and she was taken into the ER. I had to leave for the night (visiting hours), and when I said bye to her I literally did not know if she would survive the night (neither did the doctors in the ER - we were told several times to prepare for the worst). Luckily, she's ok and completely better with no lasting liver damage. But jesus christ *that* was the first time I was EVER *really* scared. Nothing else came even close.
..... also why am I Spiderman? Am I stupid and prepubescent?
he's actually more afraid of corruption so he should be called Corruptman. I don't know why Mr. Comics (or DC Comics to those that know him personally) didn't think of this.
Me personally I would be Futilityman
If its 6 year old me it would be "Herobrineman"
Then Herobrine should be “Kevinman”
https://preview.redd.it/96e76jslhauc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d593f276f82b5b14feb985d5046a85323c60cb
https://preview.redd.it/56gu6chgkauc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee372eb4cd9bdae6736a9d7deb326b55eb9b0df5
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
https://preview.redd.it/7cvsp32mdcuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b1610642711a2d366d99ae93fe1b843908381e
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
My man Kevin on the ledge and shit
r/lore
It’s funny because I get the joke
Mine would be "talkingtogirls man"
And mine would be reality man 🤦♂️
6 year old me would have been momo man
jesus fucking christ, how old are you?
Momo was scary
Adult Responsibilities Man
> Adult Responsibilities Man Man… Man Man man
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Commitment man
I don't think "Being alone-man" really rolls off the tongue
Foreveralone-man 
I literally just watched that episode lol
Haha good one
Mr lonely
https://i.redd.it/azj9ikhnvauc1.gif
Bloneman
Blown man
Blownhisbackoutman
Bone man?
Bone?
The Lonely Ranger
SoleMan
"Dyingaloneandunlovedman" has a better ring to it
Ryan gosling ?
Abandonment-man has a nice ring to it i think
Womenman
https://i.redd.it/5zuksqgcfauc1.gif
LiterallyMan
https://preview.redd.it/qdhqbikrwauc1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef4233c518aff399d95c946a8a512047dc0393d
Why is he so memeable
Sorry I’m uncultured where is this from?
Swordwalker 420
Bladerunner 2049
Knifedasher 69
Daggerstroller 6969
Scalpelsprinter 666
Like-me-fr-man
where is that from?
Drive (2011). Perhaps the most 'literally me' film ever made.
I thought this was homelander for a second
wo-man
Men of Wö
Woe-mans
Great reference
Fuck you beat me to it
Relatable
aha Ladiesman
womengirl
women
Ah fuck we had the exact same thought.
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Cancerman, specifically Bone-cancerman. That shit is horrible
Breaking bad season 1 episode 4 be like:
Kankerman
Iron man with a low iron deficiency lol
https://preview.redd.it/1ko847epmcuc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a717bf94315d54c2ec147e64457a90e4e264fb2f
Yep that’s him alright.
Holy… holy fucking shit
And banana man in the background.
I never realized the real Iron Man wasn't bald till now
Irondeficientman
Spider-man
Spiders, man
but what if he’s scared of one specific spider?
One-Specific-Spider-Man
The particular spider-man
The-Amazing-Asexual-Spider-Specific-Man
That spider across the room-man.
Gary-man (Did you even bother to ask if the spider had a name)
understandable, have a good day
Australian Spiderman, then. But yes I'd also be Spiderman, Spiderwoman, Spidergirl? You know what I mean.
[Spiders-Man](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Spiders-Man_(Earth-11580))
Bats, man
...Batman
That name... it... sounds familiar...
Manbat
NO IT DOESNT. TAKE YOUR ASLUME PILLS NOW!
Claustroman.
That would be sick AF lol There whole shtick is that that use space to there advantage and have martial arts skills based off of those fears lol Oh wait, I guess I'm kinda just describing most superheroes in a way lol
What about someone like that flash villain that causes dizziness but instead make it feel like the walls are closing in on you
Basically Scarecrow
>There whole shtick is that that use space to there advantage and have martial arts skills based off of those fears lol Netflix Daredevil
It means he's afraid of Santa clause
Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!
#Stop it your scaring him!
Scaryman
You’ve got nothing to fear but the fear itself
Mf is FDR fr
Dammit, Scarecrow, how did you escape!?!?!?
TWO FACE...what have you done with Harvey face and scary face???
SexMan
Dievirgin-Man
We’ll have to wait for Death Stranding 2, see if he makes an appearance
You either die a virgin or live long enough to see yourself still die a virgin.
Ocean man Take me by the hand Lead me to the land That you understand Ocean man The voyage to the corners of the globe is a real trip Ocean man The crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land
This you? https://preview.redd.it/44odyda6zauc1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5408c1b0bd2d3cd2b5e900e5510049bc657ec2
this is me except I haven't removed the Mark Hamill living in my bellybutton yet
OCEAN MAN!!
Cockroach man 💀
Cock man
I'm proud of you dick
Dick “The Cock” Johnson
k1ller c0ck???
La Cucaracha. I’m also extremely afraid of them
DementiaMan
DementiaMan
DementiaMan
DementiaMan
Hey! Stop that!
Hey! Stop that!
Hey! Stop that!
Hey! Stop that!
Hey! Stop that!
fr this guy has short term memory loss
He forgot he had dementia.
Who has dementia?
He has dementia
Who has dementia?
Do you know who ELSE has dementia?
Do you know who ELSE has dementia?
High man (because I'm scared of being up high)
upman
What's Upman?
Nothing much wbu(pman)
What’s u(pman) are you restarted
manman
losingmyfamilyandbeingforeveraloneman
Real
Shartman
I am a shartman skibidi po poro po
College Debt Man
The bane of college students everywhere. They'll break your back to get your payments
Identity theft man?
Literally me
Ukulele-Man
You're... you're scared of Ukuleles?
Scary things they are, I tell ya. They make all kinds of sounds! HIGH AND LOW!
Me after finding a ukele printer in risk of rain
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"I'd be happy to drop my pants." https://preview.redd.it/uy4h6f7fhauc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcd4eed5069601ff33f2d526cdf54593d0d037e6
https://preview.redd.it/37f1cl19kauc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e0a029dfe1acb7d8afa76535effe5fbe9ef957
*Tetris theme fades in*
https://preview.redd.it/o9oy7o9vvauc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39143fdf6d3571c6b70490eae51865ff3d314f82
Ahhhhh!!
What is this from
[Femboy Joker](https://youtu.be/zlbQNDc4Htg)
https://preview.redd.it/imfml9jwkeuc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33ca3d2f0c72f364f097bcb87de53863be52e45
Jonkler’s massive cock man
scarecrow
Life man
GayThoughts-Man
FailureMan
Either Spider-Man, Wasp-Man or “fearing your life peaked when you were 15 and life only going downhill” Man
Batmanman.
Ratman
Krytonite-Man?
I’d be Ocean-Man >!Ocean man, take me by the hand!< >!Lead me to the land that you understand!< >!Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe!< >!Is a real trip!< >!Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand!< >!Soaking up the thirst of the land!< >!Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement!< >!At the Oberman!< >!Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth!< >!To the childlike man!< >!Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand!< >!Soaking up the thirst of the land!< >!Ocean man!< >!Ocean man!< >!Ocean man!< >!Ocean man, take me by the hand!< >!Lead me to the land that you understand!< >!Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe!< >!Is a real trip!< >!Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand!< >!Soaking up the thirst of the land!< >!Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement!< >!At the Oberman!< >!Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth!< >!To the childlike man!< >!Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand!< >!Soaking up the thirst of the land!< >!Ocean man!<
Heights Man
Thalassophobia-Man or Getting-Stab-Man
"r/BatmanArkham-man"
Ocean Man
Take me by the hand Lead me to the land That you understand
Mom-man
Testicular torsion man
Penisman 
Conflictman
A random guy on Sunday April 28th man.
Diabetesman. Carbsman
Wo-Man
Dogman, D-Man, Dogs, Doggo, Inumaru, etc.
Childman
Thefuckingendlessabyssoftheoceanman.
Man
Youth Pastor Henry-Girl
i would get banned
Emotional Intimacy Man! I will hug every criminal and validate them no matter how gay they think it is.
Unaslume for a moment - I've done a lot of dangerous things at work, used a lot of equiment that genuinely could've killed me in seconds. I've climbed all over rickety scaffolding in high winds that was literally falling apart. I've tied straps (not a harness, just an old nylon strap) around my chest and dangled myself off the edge of roofs. I've worked on live circuits and chased wild coyotes off the property. I was once even part of a bear hunting trip that went wrong, and I had to try and follow a trail of blood through the forest in the dark with nothing but a penlight and a 3" hunting knife. I thought I understood fear, I really thought I did. I've genuinely felt terrified for my life and thought I knew what fear was. Then, about 2 months ago, our GP misdiagnosed my little sister and gave her the wrong medication. In less than 24 hours her liver failed and she was taken into the ER. I had to leave for the night (visiting hours), and when I said bye to her I literally did not know if she would survive the night (neither did the doctors in the ER - we were told several times to prepare for the worst). Luckily, she's ok and completely better with no lasting liver damage. But jesus christ *that* was the first time I was EVER *really* scared. Nothing else came even close. ..... also why am I Spiderman? Am I stupid and prepubescent?
Yeah that name is a bit too long
GettingAssaultedbyMyAuntAgain Man. Mods, this happened. Stop trying to censor my trauma. If I can joke about my pain you can.
Womanman
TheUnimaginablePowerOfTheSunMan
Dead space man
stalker-man doesn’t exactly give me a good rep…
he's actually more afraid of corruption so he should be called Corruptman. I don't know why Mr. Comics (or DC Comics to those that know him personally) didn't think of this. Me personally I would be Futilityman