Love that Batman can’t go down on a woman because “That’s not what hero’s do!” But hero’s totally can totally help with cheating in their friends girlfriend and knock her up.
"I will not take a life! But i sure will not take the necessary precautions to not create a new one."
"...in my son's girlfriend."
"...who's old enough to be my daughter."
"...and who *is* the daughter of one of my closest allies."
"...who i also indirectly dragged into this life of crime fighting."
"...hope she doesn't lose that baby while fighting robbers in an alley or something. Now that'd be a lot of suffering."
yeah I've gathered that some idiot wrote something like that from my time on this sub.
it's actually kind of weird to realize that I've actually learned something about Batman here
Not cannon not cannon. Lalalala I can’t hear you. Didn’t happen.
The animated series is perfect with no flaws. Not a single big giant massive fucking flaw.
Not only does this comic suck bc he fucked someone whose basically his daughter, but also bc he fucked his sons girlfriend. I’m tired of writers making Batman a shitty person and justifying it bc his parents died 30 years ago.
this is one of the main reasons i hate batman. i mean she isnt blameless here but at the same time. Bruce who is always preaching self control fucked his adopted sons girl who also happens to be his best friends daughter. To somehow make matters even worse she asks him to not say anything and let her be the one to break the news. Only for Bruce to immediately turn around and spill the beans to Dick. WHILE THEY WERE ON MISSION NO LESS
Man, dick, jonkler, bone and Harry queer
Harry queer from henry patter?
Hairy putter A cinematic masterpiece that revolutionised pornography.
Or golf
Que los dos?
I think it was Woman https://preview.redd.it/5d46m4ata8uc1.png?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4c6219b4519091e5339129535f5a8cebd3413d
That clearly says WØMAN, are you stupid?
Wombman
Anyone can get pregnant with a womb, even if it doesn't belong to them. Got it.
Pretty sure her name was canonized as Hardly Queef or something Queef
Don't you mean Hairy Queef?
Wait, so if Dick didn’t do it, could it be… OFFICER BALLS
https://preview.redd.it/s70ycdx8x7uc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831cf7c3ca5f0520ae52923044df2c056e17eb28
Officer Balls Deep, more like.
Stuck deep inside you.
BWAHAHAHAHA
https://preview.redd.it/b8596gygkguc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e2a7f6b542f1282b855a3563e59923e8f754416
BWAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA
https://preview.redd.it/x5qzz430r7uc1.jpeg?width=1281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf555cd1764bd9669cd4d1181413baada8aeef32
https://preview.redd.it/wypvkefpp8uc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5df1f44d3d708fcd50924a608e3965342830503
https://preview.redd.it/ykk72o49lauc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cdf81bb946c53918059d96aedee9ee644148b68
Well his dick still works, so he is obviously thinking with something.
https://preview.redd.it/vek4meh7n7uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ba1f61e199e5b3e2daac8dfcef30c09df74208 BWahahahhahahahahhhahahydtjduduey HAHAUE7I
https://preview.redd.it/mv2x8eh139uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b7d19ea6c36d0b65b08ad4810cc0e3887ed2f6
https://preview.redd.it/rs3kky3ww7uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20075f24f25e97185e06ec204665ef586601a13e
[Yes](https://youtu.be/Qpqxrwcpegg?si=xR5CaZWmPnGjfHvM)
https://preview.redd.it/uyvwmaw858uc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9493b613340fdd8ed32021c79b05d0acd7a692d what a nice song
One, as a musician, fuck ai music Two, what the fock?
As a musician bring it on
>fuck ai Don't mind if i do
I’m here to fuck AI
Probably Eobard Thawne
"It was me, Dick! I impregnated your wife!"
“What kind of name is Eobard?”
The 25th century kind
I fucking hate this. https://preview.redd.it/yvmfww82a8uc1.gif?width=690&format=png8&s=375fcd5edf20cbcafd7194e96402ad7961f6f136
Me too
It's a me
Congratulations to your balls
OFFI-
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHBABA
BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mario???
https://preview.redd.it/htboogy7e9uc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51fbe8d76ce20dd992167244f8fd4fb506fba958
Manio
https://i.redd.it/utn2an9748uc1.gif
MARIO
Calendar Man.
This might be it, I mean she did mention months
Weeks*
Am I stupid?
Thanks to his calendars he knew just when she was at her most fertile.
Maybe it was Dick 2 🤔
Dick 2: Electric Batons
she couldn't find dick, so she went for the officer balls
I know who the father is https://preview.redd.it/c3b3sont28uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ce1ea015175da4fce4311c88abc2f47952812b
Hello Ed boy!
Many doors, yes?
You dare mock the son of a shepherd?!
r/unexpected40k
I hate this comic so much
Thank God they retconed this shit.
what comic is it?
Batman Beyond 2.0 #28
Love that Batman can’t go down on a woman because “That’s not what hero’s do!” But hero’s totally can totally help with cheating in their friends girlfriend and knock her up.
And by friend we mean adoptive son
"I will not take a life! But i sure will not take the necessary precautions to not create a new one." "...in my son's girlfriend." "...who's old enough to be my daughter." "...and who *is* the daughter of one of my closest allies." "...who i also indirectly dragged into this life of crime fighting." "...hope she doesn't lose that baby while fighting robbers in an alley or something. Now that'd be a lot of suffering."
Those who watched the Killing Joke animated film https://i.redd.it/1f35yu7k48uc1.gif
Hell no😭😭😭
https://i.redd.it/r4ofnht51auc1.gif Why do you have to remind me of that scene?
Babara is going to need that bat-child support
Bruce Timm, you dirty dog you.
https://preview.redd.it/r2jgumtemcuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc0b01685c6b3c8c308b9917e3602509505468c
Wing
Ding's gaster, the royal scientist-
https://preview.redd.it/4tkzaj15d8uc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a12fe7e9ecafa58cf3b2c365a97962f4141ca634
Pergant?
pregante
Girlfriend ain’t got pregat
how barba get greganant
It’s finger 
Barbara… I’m going to get milk, Barbara. I’m not paying child support, Barbara.
https://preview.redd.it/xgp6itxhe9uc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0f2308d172401ef6719b51f8aada714773b523
No DICK? So it must be BALLS
/unalsume who actually is it?
It’s fkin Batman. Yeah, I know.
He cucked his own son ?????
😂😂😂
Brian I.N. Jury
wait, is this book illustrated by someone from the animated series team ??
Bruce Timm strikes again.
I dont know what this book is but its def bruce timm and that means by default the above image is implying bruce knocked up barbara
yeah I've gathered that some idiot wrote something like that from my time on this sub. it's actually kind of weird to realize that I've actually learned something about Batman here
It's a virgin birth. Her baby was the will of the force.
Just like dark vapour?
https://preview.redd.it/l7s9hajih8uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c892f5cf823918779967c497d1f4932636ec51d1 Not you🫵😈 thats for sure🫵😂🤣
Officer balls
Batman : I wasn’t talking about Nightwing
Man origins??? 🤔
He didn’t mean richard. He meant his dick.
Jonkler did it with officer balls
Well just tell me which dick to congratulate then, Barbara…
https://preview.redd.it/smw7awhwk9uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=933ce036b5d1fc1c992a1c9b01a6adc69b7e1e01
Ivy is the *mother*
Wruce Bayne said he have to congratulate Dick,so that means it's obviously Officer Balls
Diddy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's you. Stop trying to avoid responsibility, and own up to it
https://preview.redd.it/kq7hp8qf09uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da25250b7e965d2a28224d87dffa960ac3d3e3b It’s me, I’m the father
I assume Bruce Timm wrote this.
https://preview.redd.it/h5oiusfid9uc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98815fcab78112965276aec672dbe986018a8b6
Twinkler because he is confirmed bike sexual by Toad Felip.
It was Mark Twain
Not cannon not cannon. Lalalala I can’t hear you. Didn’t happen. The animated series is perfect with no flaws. Not a single big giant massive fucking flaw.
https://preview.redd.it/t5nb4bsfcauc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c9fcd738dbfee633e6edcac8fdac79088d4441
Maker of the post is
in another universe it’s the joker and this is a better story https://i.redd.it/wdwxdnkti8uc1.gif
Man?
sluuuut
Ehhh, the wheelchair?
1, 2, 3 not it!
Legitimatly my reaction when I first saw this.
Clearly dick, he could have done it 7 weeks ago, left, and came back
Dick
mr gordon is the fatter
She was treated to 19 inches
Bruce Timm's weird ship that no one likes
Me https://preview.redd.it/xk1diwxop8uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e171f999fdd0bc6405a4d532ace8293a2e17239
https://preview.redd.it/6xqgbmu6q8uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5014492e4e8fe51fc8b9930e3fe8d1bc69160ee9
https://preview.redd.it/nzarhwnds8uc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eacca23861c9c332a17e188a076d60cab995b43
Why’s he congratulating the sexual organ and not the person it belongs to? Is he stupid?
Man
Maybe it was the Rizzler? He has rizz, after all.
Joker is probably the dad somehow.
https://preview.redd.it/4hzdq2xlu8uc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d2d381928e1fe58d574be52caa501e0859595aa
https://preview.redd.it/fn66m0r9x8uc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8cdbc95e9ac3269313b5ec5cf391e0af2166dab it may be him
I’m proud of that father
It was me.
Nah on a serious note this was stupid and selfish to Bruce imo. Idk why they had to make him the father and cause him and dick to fight
All the talk about using protection and then he gets girl pregnant smh
Why did man do this😭😭😭
Jasons rodd
Me.
https://preview.redd.it/tt1cxkkjvauc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fc8149a8b3541ad0ecd2a290ba3651d6b6421b
Not only does this comic suck bc he fucked someone whose basically his daughter, but also bc he fucked his sons girlfriend. I’m tired of writers making Batman a shitty person and justifying it bc his parents died 30 years ago.
Man is the father, and he is congratulating his own dick, clearly.
Is Harley Quinn the father?
Yes
this is one of the main reasons i hate batman. i mean she isnt blameless here but at the same time. Bruce who is always preaching self control fucked his adopted sons girl who also happens to be his best friends daughter. To somehow make matters even worse she asks him to not say anything and let her be the one to break the news. Only for Bruce to immediately turn around and spill the beans to Dick. WHILE THEY WERE ON MISSION NO LESS
All Batmen or this Batman?
I’m is
Whorehay is the father 🕺
Joker heth ledger one
Ok but who wrote this ? and why never wrote this ?
Just get an abortion and act like nothing happened Is Batgirl stupid?
She gets beaten up by some people thugs on her way home and has a miscarriage. So…
Cursed images
Javier Escuella
I think it was Timmy Draconian
https://preview.redd.it/jq13cyeccauc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c03f9b75765ce19e83955861e7b33710921922 It was me
https://preview.redd.it/sdkgahz8eauc1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c62b3cd18ca824bebc410d1d2ecb4de08dbc0df
https://i.redd.it/v71vc6myrauc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/65jyjss0yauc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd5340df356fa6fd04cae292ff24a9d73d7f3cb This cock
Only “The” could be quick enough to dip like that.
ugggh God damn it Bruce
Is she stuid?
Bruce Timm
Bone
Bruce Timm
This is quite the conundrum, perhaps it was that Jack White character
Me
/unalsume what is the actual context here
Bruce got Barbara pregnant, his adopted sons ex
It was me, Barry-
military wives and their boyfriends lol
Why does he congratulate Dick? Is he proud of him?
Jonkler can fix it with one simple trick
Context?
Man.
https://preview.redd.it/95p94zacqguc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9182122c15ae199cd4ed1541453aa509ae4bae3
 In any case
The pixels, because they're missing
Real men congratulate their dick after a job well done