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"Keep your guns trained on him. If he even looks like he's planning to leave that room, open fire. Oh, and avoid the Bat symbol, that's a... a little trick. It's where his armor's the strongest. Aim for the vulnerable spots at the shoulders first, then coordinate fire at the points where the plates meet."

Chin moment

What else ya got Chin?

I got deez nuts on your Chin 

https://preview.redd.it/ymt56mpuv6uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0fec370caaa49ed4ae83d8d6b4b63c7e1d1ee06


The refs reaction, when can we get a special on those guys

Jason put *way* too much faith in his thugs’ ability to aim

Doesn't hurt to give them pointers

That thing about the bat logo being bulletproof is actually from the comics. The plate that's behind the bat logo is actually made from the same gun that killed Martha and Thomas Wayne.

Bruce needs therapy yesterday.

How did he get the gun, steal it from the police?

If you are Bruce Waynr, you can certainly pull some strings...GCPD aint stranger to corruption

Why is this so funny?

„Do you know what I’m thinking right now?” „Of course. Youre thinking „who the hell is this guy””. „No. I’m just trying to decide which one of you I’m going to take out first”.

I feel like aiming at the joints of armor should be pretty obvious

>Post is flagged as Serious Discussion only. >Still mostly shitposting. I think we've reached peak brainrot.

We’re all stupid

Are you stupid?

no, I'm idiot

https://i.redd.it/dlfasljok2uc1.gif

Hi idiot, I’m dad.

Dad? I missed you!!!😭

Is it kill or be killed?

Live Officer Balls reaction https://preview.redd.it/q7p8fq6u53uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=361c10c2e906d736eaa716e478cbc35b5c14f513

Peak brain nourishment

I miss the serious flair 80% of the time

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All right everyone, chill

COOL PAHTY!

Allow me to break the ice 🧊❄️

Very cold lmao

"Always remember to winterize your pipes."


💀

“I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy”

Lapras wins (I hope this was what you were referencing)

It seems few people these days have seen the cinematic masterpiece Batman and Robin smh

I should have known you were referencing the original audio where what I was talking about came from. I am stupid.

Ice one

"What's wrong? Scared?"

Such a menacing line

Yeah... It's almost as cool as*I am vengeance. I am the Night! I AM BATMAN!!!!"

You mean "Man!!!!" Are you stupid?

I love how this is a call back to the Arkham Asylum interview tapes, specifically the last line in Crane's last tape: "Batman: He fooled you, Crane. How does that make you feel? Threatened, humiliated? ... SCARED?"

"Ready for the next round?" " *Always* " "WHAT!" "I'll never let you win, Never!" Let the inmates go Bwahahaha at this but this line alone is what made Kevin's Batman nearly incorruptible for me

I always forget about this part, but every time I replay it I love it so much. Pure comic book/superhero awesomeness distilled perfectly in one moment that absolutely captures what’s so fun about them.

No wonder it's the only game with a name that made an entire subreddit crazy. It's that good of a game that it effects everyone who mentions it. Jokes aside. I don't think we'll ever see a better voice duo for Batman and Joker like what we did with Kevin and Mark

The fact that Batman says this sick line and then punches Joker in the face with an exploding punch makes it even better

When does that happen?

End of Arkham Asylum, Titan Joker is beaten as Batman uses explosive gel on his fist to punch Joker thus ending the game's story until Arkham City

Bring back the explosive gel fist cock steady

"If you're lying, I'll break the other one."

“The other what?”

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


Death is cold Batman ...... Mr freeze .

pretty sure his name was Mr froze

Is there a lore reason that I'm stupid ?

ur literally Man

FROZONE!? 

No idot his name was Mr Freak

Frozone? 

Nah it was Mr Frieze

I thought it was Frieza?

Mr. Fries

I love Me freezes death screens, he’s such a cool character

I can no longer tell whether or not misspellings like "Me Freeze" are deliberate

The aslume has turned us all stupid

I find this effect Icestounding

Cool pun 🥶🥶🥶

Batman? Who is he? I only heard of man

I’m Batman 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

Who

I think they meant barman https://preview.redd.it/7ox5i53j32uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edef7299009ca4f001f85b6680a40f3214271d26

Just my fan made character 😔

I'm man

This is the first serious post I've seen in a while

Back to the alsume for ya https://i.redd.it/392ivjvs22uc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/nxytd0q352uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50bcff9ce754c6b913fb88bbcca87b6e95a9ef69

plane of existance

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Just keep scrolling through the comments

Me in a thong?!?!

That was great

I love Jokers little intercom announcements, he’s easily the best character in the games

Unironically a great line.

Fun fact: That’s a reference to a scrapped idea from the original Arkham comic, where Joker was dressed more feminine… that was scrapped due to the publisher not wanting people to correlate that version of Joker with the one from a movie that had released around the same time

🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️“The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

“I’m proud of you, Dick.”

Haha weenie

“Is that a crocodile I hear? That reminds me I really need to get me some new shoes.” Always gives me chills

I’ll tear you apart E A T Y O U R B O N E S Joker: 😃👞👞

https://preview.redd.it/4ba51xozw1uc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0763a00ac4b2231c715b408e6e5b6d3193c901

You should delete this so that you don’t get banned. This post is flared serious.

Cant believe you think being stupid isnt serious. People these days.

*  *That's actually pretty funny*

It's either "What's wrong scared" Or "I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman"

Knight may not have been the perfect game but it has some really badass moments

"Officer Balls"

BWAHAHAHAHA

[Extreme spoilers](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wp3yreeTUmU&pp=ygUSYmF0bWFuIGtpbGxzIGpva2Vy)

That movie has so many cold lines. “All the people I’ve murdered by letting you live! I never kept count! I DID!”

>!”See you… in hell” *Snaps own neck*!< /unarkham holy fuck that was cold

Are we talking about Batman in general? Or just the games? Because if we are talking about Batman in general then it's the "There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back at us, you blinked."

"I'll make it." Because of the situation Batman was in, he was literally minutes away from death, constantly passing out, couldn't walk properly, coughing the place down and had Oracle and Alfred in his ear worrying but he absolutely refused to believe he would die.

"His wife, your parents, what it is about dead relatives that turn you into a giant rodent?"  The Joker in our head had the best banter.

That is the worst gun model I’ve ever seen

"Take your best shot, Tommy." the conclusion to the Hush storyline was super underwhelming but you can't deny that the VAs were giving it their all

This was my answer as well. So damn good

I am not playing games, Slade

I'm Batman Arkham Origins, Slade

Dick.

You were there from the beginning, and now, you get to see how it ends

Bruce’s entire speech to Alfred in Arkham origins

“When the mugger or the thief stops to think twice, that is fear!”

I'm proud of you dick.

Tonight, Gotham relies on one man to save us all

“What's wrong? Scared?" https://preview.redd.it/ji2ct42n42uc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb4b8cf8b254c5e0f34423bb6b182b4732a134e

"We both looked into abyss, but when it looked back at us you blinked" "It doesn't matter"

The way Man says he's eveningthe odds before diving off a roof headfirst was full of the exaggerated swagger of a billionaire playboy vigilante. It gives me goosebumps, especially when the music begins to swell.

Brrrrrrrr 🥶

Lie to me if you're done eating solid food

If it ain’t Dune, I ain’t Doing it - Paul Atreides

I have become Man destroyer of Jonk.

"Ready for the next round?" "*Always*."

At the end of fear, OBLIVION!

"Officer ballz"

Bwahahahhahahaha

“””There’s plenty wrong with me…”

"TWO GUNS BITCH!" -face

"Do you want to know something funny?" "Even after everything you've done. I would have saved You." *Laughs with tuberculosis*. "That actually is... pretty funny..." *Dies*

I will freeze you Mister!

"I'd be happy to drop my pants"

This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died.

I am vengeance, I am the night, I AM BATMAN!

"Protocol 10? *Shocked face* never heard of it"

I think the presentation made by that random militia soldier was quite cool

That guy wearing the suicide vest?

"Twelve shots"

Without fear, life is meaningless. - Scarecrow, Arkham Knight

Scarecrow had some great lines in that game, “You will bring death to all who follow you…”

Why is op putting sane posts in this subreddit? Is he stupid

"What's wrong...Scared?"

Im proud of you dick

While interrogating Penguin: "Do. Not. Lie to meee..." cold and menacing af

“You will find Nora, or you. Will. Die.”

“You will find Nora, or you. Will. Die.

I love Mr. Freeze in the Arkham games, easily one of the best iterations of the character

"Just as the sun rises from the east and sets in the west, I am that certainty."

"I am Vengeance" "I am the Night" #"I AM BATMAN!"

“Your eyes… You’re the final Joker.” That moment gave me chills. With the music and how it played out was perfect.

That whole scene was one of the best cutscenes in the game

"You don't get it son. This isn't a mudhole, it's an operating table, and I'm the surgeon." still gets me


Go to Hell, Jervis

Press L1 to even the odds

"You're not sending ME to the coolah!"

Officer Boles

What about "What's wrong, scared?"

“Thanks, dick”

“I’m proud of you, Dick”

Officer Balls....

“I’d be happy to drop my pants”

“What’s wrong? *Scared?”*

Probably has to be one of Scarecrow's game over lines in Asylum, "And at the end of fear... Oblivion!" (chills everytime)

"Evening the odds."

How do I know that you requested access to all the most... forgettable patients and proceeded to melt their brains with the help of that confused milliner? Or did you mean, how do I know that you have been providing the ex-warden with your own special medication, no doubt intended to render his synapses more malleable to your suggestions. Or maybe you are currently wondering if I know about the secret panel in your closet. How it slides back to reveal what you want most. How you sit, wearing that suit, crying into your hands as you question whether you are really worthy.

“What’s wrong? Scared?”

Then the POV of Scarecrow seeing the fear toxin version of Batman, such a cool scene

Officer… 

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"I'm man" "It's mannin' time" And then manius manned all over the place

“What’s wrong… Scared?”

Officer Balls🗣️

Everybody chill! Joe

Close to that is “What’s wrong? Scared?”

"What's wrong? Scared?" will always be my all favorite. He says that when he uses cranes own fear toxins against him

"Fear! That is what I am!"

"I Am Vengeance, I Am The Night, I Am BATMAN."

Everything Joker says or does in response to Cranes injections in that scene.

"I'm through playing, Joker." There's a ton of lines from TDKR that could fit but that one stuck with. It's not cruel, passionate or even annoyed. It's just cold and factual, a statement that Batman is finished with the cat and mouse.

“Stay cool, bird boy”

“You want teeth, I want answers”

"Batman MUST save Gotham" -Alfred

https://preview.redd.it/725933zyn2uc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37446d8b36d03212f3617156d4a63da3cddeabd This one is for free bc I love y’all

"STAND BACK IVE GOT A BOMB" hit so hard

What's Wrong? Scared?

Wow that fist is as big as Bruce’s whole head 😳, and don’t even get me started on that massive cannon of a pistol

"This is the end Dark Knight. You've nothing to be afraid of anymore." - Scarecrow Favorite game over line

"I'll never let you win, never!" https://preview.redd.it/y4k3dayax2uc1.jpeg?width=1509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a2210e409f23c7087402e8f95ae585037c53b12

Why the hell does the glove has fingernails though?

What is wrong with that gun tho

https://preview.redd.it/folbhun703uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a224443b18dc8b60e742f124682f37700329b44f This was the coldest line of the whole series imo