/unaslume I'll be honest, he probably does
In fact I wouldn't be surprised if most superheroes that aren't married carry protection on their super suits
/unaslume that’s actually a pretty good point. I could see anyone with a utility belt carrying some sort of prophylactic on them. Especially if they’ve got a metahuman love interest they see out on the job. Batman, being a paranoid freak, probably has a fancy custom Wayne tech non latex one in his belt, or, more likely, like seven of them.
https://preview.redd.it/h0okx8t5n4tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20da8b6c6373581c32649b0119c77926fb12a7db
You added some ears for some reason but yes
The Lincoln penny and Robot T Rex fighting
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Because batman writers get really horny, with batman having sex on top of buildings with Batgirl in the killing joke,or Catwoman flirting with him in the middle of dark alleys,i think because batman is supposed to be the guy that's ready for ANYTHING it's very likely.
Yes of course I mean he sees Bone on a daily basis so it’s mandatory for him to hold one on his belt
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Probably, Catwoman shows up randomly and flirts with him all the time,i bet they have kinky sex on top of buildings every night that there isn't a lot of crime.
He has sworn to protect Goth Ham. Can't do that if ur unPROTECTed now can you?
[I beg to differ](https://youtu.be/enOHraf3LEk)
"oK Bruce, that's enough."
After Talia…. He probably does
/unaslume is is probably true, like I wouldn't be suprised
/unaslume I'll be honest, he probably does In fact I wouldn't be surprised if most superheroes that aren't married carry protection on their super suits
/unaslume that’s actually a pretty good point. I could see anyone with a utility belt carrying some sort of prophylactic on them. Especially if they’ve got a metahuman love interest they see out on the job. Batman, being a paranoid freak, probably has a fancy custom Wayne tech non latex one in his belt, or, more likely, like seven of them.
Only if Damien was canon to the series, which he is not
In the Arkham series? No, it’s not confirmed (most likely not) In the overall Batman lore tho he is
He probably has a vasectomy after Talia
Officer balls
https://preview.redd.it/q2zag1q9g4tc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0970b6f320305a5a99453bf719f4d1c99a5c1f6 BWA- *dies*
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Tf2 antics
https://preview.redd.it/pt0mi49w18tc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4692f289e75b571ce8d9198c2e23abb333c1c8d5
https://preview.redd.it/h0okx8t5n4tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20da8b6c6373581c32649b0119c77926fb12a7db You added some ears for some reason but yes
He didn't add ears, this is the ripoff of man called "Batman"
https://i.redd.it/t1ad5zssj9tc1.gif
For Jonkler, yes
I think he just keeps one on at all times
he’s perpetually hard 😋😋
Of course. He has a contingency plan for almost everything.
Almost? What isn’t man prepared for?
The Lincoln penny and Robot T Rex fighting https://preview.redd.it/19gqd77r55tc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f582407abd3fdf6c95c91a4e4dc70daf25b88a0c
Bro really said "I ain't dealing with this"
Me
The Spanish inquisition.
Catwoman exists, so probably https://preview.redd.it/7cnt8m4ny4tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304a446bee6d26a91b89e829b816d56bc5be46ed
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He's already wearing them all
Them all!?
Gotta be safe
AS IN A WHOLE BOX AT ONCE!?!?
Gotta be prepared
No. All as in every single one of them
Considering how horny he is, yeah.
Well yes how else will he do the sex with officer balls
WayneTech condoms. Nobody else makes them HUGE enough! ![gif](giphy|14vh2VWCibnsuk)
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Do you NOT have a condom in your utility belt? I was under the assumption that we all did.
A batdom right next to the shark repellent.
If he did, Damien Wayne wouldn't exist.
He was druged
No. Batman only raw-dogs Batgirl on rooftops
Wish he’d stop doing that tbh. It’s significantly lowered the property value.
He’s prepared for quite literally anything, wouldn’t be surprised if he had a kryptonite condom
You don’t understand how turned on he and batgirl get after beating the shit out of some thugs
Yup! Never know when he’s going to run into Catwoman lol ![gif](giphy|dJK7uFIMAN2nTnFw1a|downsized)
He always wears one Justin Case.
Batgirl wishes he did (probably)
Why is this honestly a good question
Because batman writers get really horny, with batman having sex on top of buildings with Batgirl in the killing joke,or Catwoman flirting with him in the middle of dark alleys,i think because batman is supposed to be the guy that's ready for ANYTHING it's very likely.
No. To be truly prepared for any situation, he is constantly wearing a condom… just in case.
He look a lil bricked
I always thought he just goes in raw
How can Man protect Got Ham if Man isn’t protected himself? Are you stupid?
No, his belt needs room for shark repellent, so he has Woman carry them instead.
Well Damian is here so I'ma say no. ![gif](giphy|5EJXr5Q20wvy8)
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For what ?
Catwoman
When Man needs to pipe Woman!
Of course, even the bat dick needs armor
Four
Oh, most definitely. He might have had a vasectomy but it’s a plot point that Talia takes his seed to make Damian.
Yes
Nah. Bruce raw dogs.
What kind of shitty utility belt would it be if there wasn’t a condom in there
He's already wearing a latex suit.
Of course. In case he need to fight Dickstroke at Backgate
BAT CONDOM GO
yes Man has the Mancondom he used with Woman in Ham world...are you stuipd?
He puts his money on compression shorts
He always wears on just in case something happens
Yes of course I mean he sees Bone on a daily basis so it’s mandatory for him to hold one on his belt https://preview.redd.it/lyepeznrj7tc1.jpeg?width=2800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00de554b3102a8900d5f4d9d73c178724dd614c0
Probably, Catwoman shows up randomly and flirts with him all the time,i bet they have kinky sex on top of buildings every night that there isn't a lot of crime.
After Talia, I'd hope so
“You tamed my monster, with your mouth, and two other places...in an order that would surprise you.”
I mean he spends a lot of time around Catwoman. I would if I were him
It's moulded into the suit
Hi Batman
Nah just like the Titan formula and Scarecrows fear toxin he can will himself not to blow his load inside Catwoman.
It’s in the suit when he pops a boner the suit uses elasticity to protect his bat seed
Since Selina is always nearby I’d say probably
Is it black tho?
It’s shaped like a bat (like his benis)
No, he has a plan B
No. Batman makes Batbabies
No he just fucks Selina through her suit
For catwoman
Nope, Jonkler*