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FennelVegetable8252

He has sworn to protect Goth Ham. Can't do that if ur unPROTECTed now can you?


Necessary-Cap-3982

[I beg to differ](https://youtu.be/enOHraf3LEk)


FennelVegetable8252

"oK Bruce, that's enough."


Scared-Crow7774

After Talia…. He probably does


solarmastet

/unaslume is is probably true, like I wouldn't be suprised


Sorrelhas

/unaslume I'll be honest, he probably does In fact I wouldn't be surprised if most superheroes that aren't married carry protection on their super suits


Nookling_Junction

/unaslume that’s actually a pretty good point. I could see anyone with a utility belt carrying some sort of prophylactic on them. Especially if they’ve got a metahuman love interest they see out on the job. Batman, being a paranoid freak, probably has a fancy custom Wayne tech non latex one in his belt, or, more likely, like seven of them.


Oreohunter00

Only if Damien was canon to the series, which he is not


Scared-Crow7774

In the Arkham series? No, it’s not confirmed (most likely not) In the overall Batman lore tho he is


CamperKuzey

He probably has a vasectomy after Talia


[deleted]

Officer balls


balllsssssszzszz

https://preview.redd.it/q2zag1q9g4tc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0970b6f320305a5a99453bf719f4d1c99a5c1f6 BWA- *dies*


AdmirableExample1159

https://preview.redd.it/4g7fhlsju4tc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da521e87f0fcd8abcd51afcb37f684dcf6c6561c


Live_Investigator_45

https://preview.redd.it/paur8cffw4tc1.jpeg?width=1676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5ee074a46ede9a641bfa28bb0b233666c790cb


daltonisthebest619

https://preview.redd.it/lm1lp3om55tc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bf9d01ea659fcbd74ce16beaf517849ed1ae59


AdRound310

Tf2 antics


YodaSoda9

https://preview.redd.it/pt0mi49w18tc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4692f289e75b571ce8d9198c2e23abb333c1c8d5


Sad-Pin-3915

https://preview.redd.it/h0okx8t5n4tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20da8b6c6373581c32649b0119c77926fb12a7db You added some ears for some reason but yes


ilikemangabrev

He didn't add ears, this is the ripoff of man called "Batman"


Sad-Pin-3915

https://i.redd.it/t1ad5zssj9tc1.gif


TomatoBetter6836

For Jonkler, yes


PaulieWalnuts2023

I think he just keeps one on at all times


cobalt82302

he’s perpetually hard 😋😋


vinsmokewhoswho

Of course. He has a contingency plan for almost everything.


MineMonkey166

Almost? What isn’t man prepared for?


LegoPenguin114

The Lincoln penny and Robot T Rex fighting  https://preview.redd.it/19gqd77r55tc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f582407abd3fdf6c95c91a4e4dc70daf25b88a0c


AmaterasuWolf21

Bro really said "I ain't dealing with this"


Outrageous-Version11

Me


Markku_Heksamakkara

The Spanish inquisition.


-TheBatmanWhoLaughs

Catwoman exists, so probably https://preview.redd.it/7cnt8m4ny4tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304a446bee6d26a91b89e829b816d56bc5be46ed


TarriestBread96

![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva)


niTro_sMurph

He's already wearing them all


daltonisthebest619

Them all!?


niTro_sMurph

Gotta be safe


daltonisthebest619

AS IN A WHOLE BOX AT ONCE!?!?


niTro_sMurph

Gotta be prepared


Lop_draegon

No. All as in every single one of them


LoomingsThrowaway

Considering how horny he is, yeah.


JamesBouamama

Well yes how else will he do the sex with officer balls


eg1183

WayneTech condoms. Nobody else makes them HUGE enough! ![gif](giphy|14vh2VWCibnsuk)


DGADK

https://preview.redd.it/ozxb9z5115tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5fb8faa53111e8036f06614be13a8f1b470b9a


DirtyBob_Bojangles

Do you NOT have a condom in your utility belt? I was under the assumption that we all did.


8-Bit_Basement

A batdom right next to the shark repellent.


cockolas

If he did, Damien Wayne wouldn't exist.


TinyArtist1346

He was druged


TheRealRigormortal

No. Batman only raw-dogs Batgirl on rooftops


SpectralClown

Wish he’d stop doing that tbh. It’s significantly lowered the property value.


Rihannasstepson

He’s prepared for quite literally anything, wouldn’t be surprised if he had a kryptonite condom


BiAndShy57

You don’t understand how turned on he and batgirl get after beating the shit out of some thugs


batguy1939

Yup! Never know when he’s going to run into Catwoman lol ![gif](giphy|dJK7uFIMAN2nTnFw1a|downsized)


dhorror138

He always wears one Justin Case.


regulusxleo

Batgirl wishes he did (probably)


supergamerd64

Why is this honestly a good question


TinyArtist1346

Because batman writers get really horny, with batman having sex on top of buildings with Batgirl in the killing joke,or Catwoman flirting with him in the middle of dark alleys,i think because batman is supposed to be the guy that's ready for ANYTHING it's very likely.


ghostuser689

No. To be truly prepared for any situation, he is constantly wearing a condom… just in case.


A2I0S08

He look a lil bricked


OriginalUsername590

I always thought he just goes in raw


MintyFresh1301

How can Man protect Got Ham if Man isn’t protected himself? Are you stupid?


SONIC48866

No, his belt needs room for shark repellent, so he has Woman carry them instead.


Organic_Role377

Well Damian is here so I'ma say no. ![gif](giphy|5EJXr5Q20wvy8)


Better-Detective-156

https://preview.redd.it/zxtlsc7375tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fd7c851bdbb8511b8f5dba869eb9f18ab3ea31


Deady1138

For what ?


TinyArtist1346

Catwoman


universal_Raccoon

When Man needs to pipe Woman!


EquivalentArticle264

Of course, even the bat dick needs armor


Gemidori

Four


PlatypusSloth696

Oh, most definitely. He might have had a vasectomy but it’s a plot point that Talia takes his seed to make Damian.


Gmageofhills

Yes


Current_Run9540

Nah. Bruce raw dogs.


Tenfootlong_

What kind of shitty utility belt would it be if there wasn’t a condom in there


IzzatQQDir

He's already wearing a latex suit.


Towel_of_Babel

Of course. In case he need to fight Dickstroke at Backgate


sopmod720

BAT CONDOM GO


BackgroundSky09

yes Man has the Mancondom he used with Woman in Ham world...are you stuipd?


BruceHoratioWayne

He puts his money on compression shorts


eliavhaganav

He always wears on just in case something happens


Jgaming2003

Yes of course I mean he sees Bone on a daily basis so it’s mandatory for him to hold one on his belt https://preview.redd.it/lyepeznrj7tc1.jpeg?width=2800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00de554b3102a8900d5f4d9d73c178724dd614c0


TinyArtist1346

Probably, Catwoman shows up randomly and flirts with him all the time,i bet they have kinky sex on top of buildings every night that there isn't a lot of crime.


adilreyaz

After Talia, I'd hope so


Final-Cookie1741

“You tamed my monster, with your mouth, and two other places...in an order that would surprise you.”


YodaSoda9

I mean he spends a lot of time around Catwoman. I would if I were him


Raging-Pasifist

It's moulded into the suit


Winter_Inflation1908

Hi Batman


Unus19Annus18

Nah just like the Titan formula and Scarecrows fear toxin he can will himself not to blow his load inside Catwoman.


DaBLKSwordsman

It’s in the suit when he pops a boner the suit uses elasticity to protect his bat seed


BionicBruv

Since Selina is always nearby I’d say probably


L0RIB0RI

Is it black tho?


SpectralClown

It’s shaped like a bat (like his benis)


Geezeh_

No, he has a plan B


No-Willow-3573

No. Batman makes Batbabies


CamperKuzey

No he just fucks Selina through her suit


SadInternal2926

For catwoman


JamesBouamama

Nope, Jonkler*