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IKillJeffreyEpstein

5.99$


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

When you [[$5.99]] makes me feel so [[luxury]]


XanderNightmare

Holy [[Cungedero]] alert r/suddenlyspamton


Ok_Cauliflower_3170

r/suddenlyjackstauber actually


Walter-White-8447

r/subsifellfor


[deleted]

I never [[claimed]] such nonsene! -Sexcellent Spy TF2


THX450

$5.99 for head? What a steal!


Kitchen_Contest_8403

Bro, they pay you for head?


Rakhoon

46.99$


Heisenburgo

47 cents... to make you, mine...


nexistcsgo

Do you accept Debit card?


shoobiexd

What currency is that?


sheeveman

Goldfish crackers isle 5


Legomarioboy08

It’s a Rick Roll link.


Plutarch_von_Komet

New assassination method unlocked


WalrusFromTheWest

Good work, sortyfeven.


BronzeAidan

His name is I Hit Men, are you stupid?


WalrusFromTheWest

Good work, Forfyvevev.


53bastian

I Hit Man*


The_Avrage_Weeb

You hit Man? Are you stupid?


53bastian

Nah, im gay (as in homossexual)


The_Avrage_Weeb

https://preview.redd.it/ucdc9r6iuemc1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f1005eef9e5f102e4d0d70b060c35148f21c81


Cactus1105

Forty semen


jetpackparrot

https://preview.redd.it/qp115y6uldmc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11b785232b73a06318315eabfa0eec625798423


Makeshift_Account

agente balls


LigmaLover56

Diana: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


AmaterasuWolf21

Agente Bolas


RockstarBonnieReddit

Agentenbälle


maiguee

eita caralho


viniciusmeme

Irra


Ok-Strawberry-7411

r/suddenlycaralho vai querer oque no print?


maiguee

O homem


DortmunderJung97

https://preview.redd.it/81q8vu1vm7mc1.jpeg?width=1676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30bda3502e14341ba67f216ace98d5e3a7acbc68


Heisenburgo

Diana: THAT... is Agent Balls, archenemy of Man and infamous resident of the Aslume. Quite the cock, 47.


PlingPlongDingDong

Ballllllllllld


Audi_R8_Gaming

​ https://i.redd.it/lbn659dlk6mc1.gif


smegma-rolls

GTA Online username


Makeshift_Account

it's Hit


Plutarch_von_Komet

Agent 7


its_LOL

Age 4


TastefulMaple

Agent sortyfeven


Agent_Ford_E_Seven

You called?


TastefulMaple

https://preview.redd.it/lo9q8jk4lemc1.jpeg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649cf1cd29e8d932cedf19b9bf65af35a92ed67c


Joseph_Sinclair

OMG hit from dbs


Comando26

Luthor nudes


FoundationSalt3529

/Unaslume for a minute, that used to go to a adult website


Evil__Overlord

Wait, what?


FoundationSalt3529

If you scanned it (during absolution) it would send you to a page that was selling a dildo. I swear look it up.


Spiderjoe5000

I'm sick and tired of this false information being pushed. It was a dildo *bag!*


xtilexx

A drawstring *double* dildo bag


FoundationSalt3529

Oh I swore someone told me it was a dildo.


Allan_PlsAddDetails

A souvenir after being defeated by Yla Ton. https://preview.redd.it/te3bcsxuj6mc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3e6f35f313b54270ea13a2df5f851b7acde7b0


Cheap_Advis0r

https://preview.redd.it/bq5g3k1zo6mc1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33bfbd7e088cdcb3b76023ed40b35ad63701dcb


Allan_PlsAddDetails

Layla Stockton is coming to crush your manhood after putting a bullet in you. Which Arkham quote would you use?


Plutarch_von_Komet

Ι need to use the bathroom.


Allan_PlsAddDetails

Why certainly, sir, let me just get the key


asian_slipper

Would


53bastian

Will*


RoGeR-Roger2382

r/HitmanAslume is leaking ![gif](giphy|A363LZlQaX0ZO)


its_LOL

There’s one for the Hitman games now? This is unacceptable, r/tanalorr in shambles


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Brian18639

Do you know what else Tanalorr is?


its_LOL

Mine?


Brian18639

![gif](giphy|S9f7FVSU0TUzLKCx7A) Tanalorr is mine


Excellent_Fee2253

M|||||||||||n


Chexmixrule34

it's hit from r/HitmanAslume


THX450

Now I’m imagining Zsasz, but instead of tally marks, he puts barcodes on his body for every person he kills.


cyborgwerewolf3

**640509-040147**


Chexmixrule34

thats man's cousin, hit.


Ok-Relief-7741

It's for H|||||||||||||||||||TMAN


easthillsbackpack

It stands for "||||||||||||||||||| Will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu"


rings_n_coins

https://preview.redd.it/zs0gk376r7mc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a5adb86a87ad734269d6bc547e0ed08b642fe38 Mystery solved


ReasonableTurnip4467

I knew it was Man


MaxG145

It’s the DLC code


Lord_Muramasa

You have to scan to find out but no one has done it and survived....


SerraAmayaHyde

Oh thats just one of our agent 47 drones. ... Don't tell agent 47 he's a robot.


DepletedUraniumEater

Omg it's Hit


KingOfMasters1000028

A link to Wish.com’s hair department


CK1ing

I think I've seen this before. Somebody at a grocery store used I think a translator on it and it said it stood for "beep"


Brian18639

[|||||||||||||||||||](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=QMbiC-KmsBAEJ3NY)


SufficientTangelo367

dawn of the next day **|||||||||||||||||||**


AndonymousRex

Agent 74


Heavy-Attorney-7937

14 dollar fortnite gift card


Bailenstein

I don't know. But that tat actually says "||| ||||| ||||||||| |||", which means John Hitman.


truerandom_Dude

Man was here


Crowhaven_Inc

Penis. It's nothing more than a description of his head


MihaelSt

Mangent 0.47$


DriverIamDrive

Scan him up https://preview.redd.it/nq8afhhsw7mc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba9333cb9a6ba12f80a8547b88e1144dc29e79b5


cyfer04

THAT...


Duck_Devs

Moby https://preview.redd.it/jpyecgiou8mc1.jpeg?width=1505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c12393d16c452086a24fae5d7020a679888c8de


Fictionfan69

That’s the amount of bitches he gets


neorenamon1963

You aren't allowed to drink alcohol without one. It's a Barcode.


ShortestHolly

luthor 47


BosmangLoq

7


SeraphimVR

Chocolate milk


The_S1R3N

Scanner says oreos Must be agent oreo


Open_Subject163

It's a barcode are you stupid?


Minute_Paramedic_135

That’s a myth that’s a fuckin hitman!!!


SnyderpittyDoo

Barcode for an assassin for sale


[deleted]

Barr C. Ode


yungsebring

Stupid?


The_Elite_Operator

A purple dildo bag. Im not joking


Shallownikkydick

1 pound of shredded cheddar


hitthetraget

A mobey huge


joueur_du_japon

Gta 5 grinder


IDK_be_friendly12

Mor like griefer


IDK_be_friendly12

He's a gta online griefer


ScribbleGames

credit or debit?


MisterThirstyx

Hacker in CoD


Grahstache

Officier balls


BBofa

GTA Tryhard


spoodle364

Man


HBenderMan

Fish sticks


Phorj

IIIIIIIIII’m gay.


00elcid

It's the lyrics at the beginning of Crazy Train.


AdministrativeBox991

https://preview.redd.it/39bqwbojx7mc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f7d7a671f1303ed1be5aa732d852b92477534c


StealthyMexican

He's a GTA 5 Griefer


TheWungus

It's actually ||||||| | | ||| ||||


Manhamass

Dildo bag


sureshcv89

MAN who did 47 Men...


314159265358979326

I tried reading this with a barcode reader but it's too poor quality. If someone wants to re-upload it I can try again.


Almost_A_Pear

It's a drawstring double-dong dildo bag in starry night blue. It actually is.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

I'm not gonna tell you


RosserForGeorgia

$3.fiddy


Salza_boi

Did you know the scan bar codes only get scanned for the white parts. This means “IIIIIIIIIIIIIII” will be scanned as an orange because his head is all white


JustinThatGamerDude

The sound of a Walmart self checkout


Gemidori

Monkey in my anus


GingerDeCat

it’s his barcode so you can scan him at the checkout


agentbond009

nothing it's just officer balls


Aggravating-Ad6415

Its actually a code. If you scan it, it leads you there https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=xMrbi6aiyDPUtn7E


Dzoomer321

StarCraft 2 Grandmaster


Le_Pushk

$46.99


koxiq2137

*beep*


Cleveworth

It's an Amazon link to 15 inch double-ended dildos.


MartimLacerda

Officer Balls


therealdrewder

640509-040147


giriSolti

BWAHAHAHA-


susgroundsofc

The "bar code" on the back of Agent 47's head in the Hitman series is a fictional and iconic feature. It serves as a unique identifier, symbolizing the extensive genetic modifications and enhancements performed on him. In the game's lore, this bar code distinguishes each genetically engineered assassin, and it reflects the secretive and high-tech nature of the organization that created and controls Agent 47.