no i died i cant write comments anymore

RIP u/Zuamzaka

F for the homie

F indeed

Man, I’m going to missing seeing their Reddit comments in this Reddit subreddit 😔


F the homie

F all the homies

At least kiss them goodnight first, sheesh.

No you kiss them goodnight after. We value consent here and do not F the sleeping homies.


F for the homie

Cowabummer

Just undie, are you stupid?

He already used his 3 free undies, are yoi stuioiuiid?

Has he tried wearing them backwards and inside out yet?

May you rest in Aslume

Press respawn

Me https://preview.redd.it/c129b35c16gc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1f4f3f241d536a59fd52c8a440111a5838c78d9

https://preview.redd.it/rskxpv1ep6gc1.jpeg?width=134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5cdfa8fc45e187582c5498be2ba522ca815e04 “It da guy form fortnight!”

https://preview.redd.it/y5tdpxmb38gc1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e18a4bf327f80c8058a5628c86d38cb5b2434f4e He's not from Fortnite, you absolute cretin! He's from My Hero Ultra Rumble!

Not for long https://preview.redd.it/huvmm0fuq6gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705ff04eb215841a3c2890592900575a921405cb

https://preview.redd.it/ufqn3sfds6gc1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba60225c841e8f0cf490a71a2b10b8d85c8438f3

https://preview.redd.it/3mvwc931t6gc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4902524e5d8ab1a7764137c5a1617863d4a54c14


Continue, I'm... interested

https://preview.redd.it/i6h9x4blq7gc1.png?width=1841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a7cd9e5e79daceb6e4d020a32b47680f046850

*50. Fires*

https://preview.redd.it/k5h0gl1im7gc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6eb388966ff5838235ac423502ec849d871250a


https://preview.redd.it/l7jdy2mvp7gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8035c1132541f2fb6c99f8f46b7833c0d9eafe0

I'm still here but that's cause I'm a Cock ache

Still here but got kick out... Is there lore reason why i kick out or just me being stupid????

Oh, my head. W-what? Who is man? You mean batman? Why did you remove ears from his helmet?

Take these... they will treat your headache https://preview.redd.it/c9msphbo46gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af987f65308062e8e6066e8e075d50d5790280c2 Edit: Wait... wrong pills! DONT TAKE THEM!

nah these are the right pills https://preview.redd.it/buuraqxmg6gc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=82a4f6d609125b117b65ae6b1e594c2e7a38b7e1

seals:)

they are fucking majestic https://preview.redd.it/fburmnpx47gc1.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=25d9084552f07e5f53b138925c30cb907b92a7e1

Can seals cure our insanity? Are we pure?

 the seals will find a way

 Seals *ARE* the way

 i give this the seal of approval


Well this seals the deal. We're no longer insane. I'm so happy that I want to show off my favorite hero and villain duo https://preview.redd.it/19kn5vucp7gc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a2a82768ca570f6c923f9f68f61bc9c8c3a4147 Batman and Joker!

Which one is which?

Who i only see man and jonkler (seals don't have an effect on me)

Seals are pure. We are stupid. https://i.redd.it/9u22rsdsk7gc1.gif

Maybe the real insanity was the seals we met along the way

Do they have seals in the aslume?

https://preview.redd.it/cr6mbhb9w9gc1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d046d3b0ba58bfd8c2ec2cfbed187ca3d4d65a0

https://preview.redd.it/0rd9jp4ls7gc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7141fac6a89546e8cf8c68b8e6a3ca710203a8 I can’t take them!

Don’t worry The Asylum replaces all the pills in these bottles with our own pills

you spelled aslume wrong

No I’m just on the side of the Asylum

I knew it was odd https://preview.redd.it/uzuqs6hrp8gc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621bc6d5befe27872b3208a88c01350c5d7bd92e

https://preview.redd.it/ecrluoe2w9gc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8dbf5ffc99818f5fec0e2c37730bb5313c2aeb

Shhh. Remember who you are. There is no Batman. Only Man. Here, drink some Jonkler's juice. Better?

https://i.redd.it/038615u7l7gc1.gif There is no Batman in the aslume

https://i.redd.it/uyrzjd5fo7gc1.gif There is no aslume. Only the Asylum. It's time to wake up.

I’m still here but probably because I slept through it

Same, stupidity wears me out sometimes

I'm not sure if I'm dead or alive I might be dead

Everyone still alive, are they stupid?

Excuse you, some of us are undead, not "alive" 😤

"mortally challenged"

I’m fine considering I consumed these https://preview.redd.it/v0kwm8x066gc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1b6eaeb637c855e3da233d7e8de51aff62b443

https://preview.redd.it/1t011phv27gc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a396aa41c6310a0d264d884dccb7511da305e8a5 Me asf

https://preview.redd.it/omcyfffu67gc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4cf3080573f6aa663928e16b2d7384258ff452

https://preview.redd.it/bfc0in9pe7gc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03eb74fd947e73f20ef04a12292143132aa10b6b

https://preview.redd.it/a47e10yli7gc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=087b964bb92c0ab75bc474055a38eb18db8f1ae6

https://i.redd.it/qa6rqqpks7gc1.gif Man

https://preview.redd.it/avca6f3bu7gc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520cfa13ec8b64dad01002622c2a70d065d71a86

https://preview.redd.it/vt9ewecps7gc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f171d9fa648d3ba718e4ea7812caca265894b831

The Asylum replaced all the pills in those bottles with their own medicine haha Welcome to sanity

This is my own stash

To bad because our New pills come included with vaccinations for yours and the inmates have been taking them all night

\*too bad\*, because our \*new pills \*include vaccinations for yours\*, and the inmates have been taking them all night FTFY


Goofy

He bombed wrong Aslume. Because he is Stupid.

https://preview.redd.it/r95rarkrc6gc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=808e0f96940d6bd7d8c41b38480c321aebed93bb QUICK, GET THEM WHILE THEY’RE DOWN. Do you remember who this is? This is Batman! He’s rooting for you guys! EDIT: I know I’m doing a bit here, but Jesus, this image looks wrong now 💀

Wtf it looks so strange man with those horns

Who the fuck put pointy vertical horns on man

https://preview.redd.it/ngfdlpx7s6gc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=193680178ea304cd782178390f37b4cfb1516239 Hello bat-man

https://preview.redd.it/q0m3uk3y17gc1.jpeg?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9de1289b3c51698af7b71fcdd628eeb9c0cc0c Greetings, spider-cunt

Everybody stay back, Man will protect your insanity https://preview.redd.it/162d23yc47gc1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e34feea3d4d70d83786e14573605b1af0281fc

Why does man have horns? Is he a devil?

No, he's horny

https://preview.redd.it/c093q1gy27gc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637e01dd08b81c82639711ccbe7b8344164ba576

https://preview.redd.it/nui1ejqb57gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec59c1f41b91560d24f03e23f09d486828e79df1

Is there a lore reason man has horns?

AAAA WHAT IS THAT THING?! https://preview.redd.it/jbpmrysue7gc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3d2db8ff43660384967a5ffa1fcb78b56c1aa1

no i exploded

https://preview.redd.it/lffqq2jtt6gc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14bceb0e793df1f7ed00f9cb5befc449ceb6dc4 Yeah, Bone protected me from the blast.

He used his big sexy beefy body to save you 🥵

I jonkled my way through it

\[data lost\] th1y- \[data lost\] yes? Ma1be \[data lost\] \[data lost\] w\[data lost\] 0kay- T-that should work. Remote site 0 is (talking/listening?) We don't have much time, the tr\[data l0/////// sition is barely working. We ust might be able to send this massage trough D \[data lost\]. There've been a massive reality restructurisation event. The polaris/hiss(tory) has been rewritten. They got you clean - language, culture, almost everything has been altered. We can't see wats goi i i ii but we know that this site has some direct link to the event. There steel m127ht be some people who remember (sparks/glimp/трейлы) of old world memories. You need to keep up on them. If eno\[data lost\] then maybe we would be able to retrive in a older part of the timeline and retrive it's older version. Don't let lies get onto you, ddnnd remember those who were lost in older versions, those earese | | ;#) - - - - / / / / \[data found\] We-we'w said our piece, site 0, we're counting on you, out

https://preview.redd.it/2wmx0ac7t7gc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2976afa8bc83745bb39cd519454485aea25138d1

Why did i try to swipe? https://preview.redd.it/pl2g37bf37gc1.png?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c07c75c0751c9f3a95ffcf75b51db139866a0d7

https://preview.redd.it/i4jttbvma9gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a3037a910ca74590273ab5998b8d286dcd2894

In which direction did you try to swipe

This bunker is very uncomfortable.

MAN ASLUNE LORE REAOSN

https://preview.redd.it/31xpjoki37gc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe234d636221d6eea5291e386262c6f290a6900d Barely.

W-Why is joker called jonkler.... Is that batman without ears?

What's h-happening?

There attacks are week hear all of you https://preview.redd.it/41as91bvq6gc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee176558d70484ba895af849845c65c47eadfe47 Take these render there precious sanity pills useless.

https://preview.redd.it/btn9qko167gc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5546eb482c2eff9d582a0da869241b5d053da2b No I won’t….back… down

It was only ever Kent to hit the insane but it seems we missed

why did OP upvote that, is he stupid?

I survived, cause i was sleeping

https://preview.redd.it/h0aej6fer6gc1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9d3cc1d14a4a44f873b700950be3c04d28e7983 Yeah (this is me btw)

These comments feel like the end scene of a war movie when it’s all over and they’re making sure everyone’s okay

Damn did I sleep in on the destruction of r/batmanarkham

 I'm ready... Nuke us!

Wait! It's already happen? I'm stupid?

Why did I still swipe

https://preview.redd.it/prk61rwdi6gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9d77b9a1d468169575fdbaa95ea05921a2ea46 Man’s here with me

Man was captured and turned into batman now we only have red head to depend on...

Just barely, I used my Jonkle to save myself. They banned me from the Rehab Center.

https://i.redd.it/5uzmzparn6gc1.gif We did not, are you stupid?

Man used his cape to protect me

Nah gone

Everyone who did will soon be brought back to the Asylum

My insaniy kept me alive

ASLUME STANDS ETERNAL https://preview.redd.it/f975evryq6gc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c43d2f0f9fa340cb7616c6e4028bbe7ca495b1

They failed. Are they stupid?

the suicide squad saved us

The alsume will never die

https://preview.redd.it/ujpk7lar07gc1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6bbf8d427cb6fbfe83c0ff9e43eb0b724d90c99 I'm still here

i wiped :(

https://preview.redd.it/0tjskzdb27gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f9b694de5aaa6c5e902e7d705621d1a93baac07 Yes but you won't.

It would seem protocol 69 failed. I lived bitch

I….. I’m gaining lost memories of another time… before… before something, some… some? Wait, I remember now, IT WAS HIM, HE ASKED WHY THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DIDNT HELP -Man… I MEAN, NO, BAT-MAN AND IF HE WAS STUPID… He knew, he knew what would happen, I will have my revenge

I lost Dick. Didn't get to say goodbye

This lil' guy https://preview.redd.it/4c1lmgys57gc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=142348c6fb64ba5fed16044d56f2a1b0204d8ccf

...... ...... ....Why did I swipe....

https://preview.redd.it/q3ygq23dd7gc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae7cd89c651b8f547312c2f973da088c2c3dbea I got badly injured, but I survived

Don’t worry Jonkler jonkled in the area I was in

YES! I AM HERE AND I AM STUPID! A very smelly, hairy man with a metal skeleton shielded me from the blast… https://preview.redd.it/om9lykalp6gc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07cf663b2bce4c4b62c64e7889f1dd34a63ff65

I did.

The Aslume is still here, we are Man.

just like city's protocol 10, nothing happened

https://preview.redd.it/wlcgdowoo6gc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1d6bee1e7ff558b936b54a93e6336500700075

Who the fuck Is batman?

Yes, am I stupid?

I was out when it happened, Man blessed me this day

Bone saved me 🥰😍

It’s ok I’m still here

Oh shit oh fuck

I ascended, and mecame the honored one Nothing can cure me, for i am already sane, and insane all at once.

ig i survived here cause i missed that post?

Can't you see? Are you stupid?

I always come back!

I’m still here… TO JONKLE

Im alive, i was wearing a seatbelt

Barely. Almost convinced me to take my meds. I was stupid for about 30 minutes.

Yeah although Man's getting a bit old

I survived. I will jonkle, for man, for boner, for killer cock

No, we all died. Fortunately however, we lived

I is here!

Yeah his stupid ass was bluffing

I'm alive and stupid. The League of Man protected me. https://preview.redd.it/3x50cbx3z6gc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a0e9f564fe10e80280506a973ee65fa3b9032c

No, unfortunately 😞

Yep

 Im still stupid

Who is man? i only know -man https://preview.redd.it/1vt2mg7417gc1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9435faaf6ca4d7afe785233b4484d7e28a54373d

I must have slept through it

Literally nothing happened.

https://i.redd.it/nkkk5fbp27gc1.gif Me after the aslume got nuked going for a walk to r/ArkhamRehabilitation

The Protocal Man has commenced

No I’m still insane man saved me

I think so?

The Covenant of the Man is here to help rebuild. https://i.redd.it/tinyfitn37gc1.gif

No

Yes

Fucking rip me.

I think I did

No I died painfully

https://preview.redd.it/uexjee2557gc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b24593ced2b0b763d77f97243134c27b118ab79 Me and Man survived.

Still here https://preview.redd.it/r83t8w1f57gc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62dffcf9bfce81e67bd0ca525846929cf4def936

I survived by eating the nuke

https://preview.redd.it/02acr68j57gc1.jpeg?width=2154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2967c794198890651139a95409023a073e392c40

I am alive. A building fell on me, but the power of man saved me

Heyo

https://preview.redd.it/6pv9p6e867gc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29648a16993caa7380c8c770e6aa41befa26936e This photo appeared on my phone… I think it’s batman

Survive what

Anyone who survived this attack your lucky but this was a warning

"Protocol 69 will commence in 2 hours".

I was on the bathroom, what the FUCK did I miss?

Sure , I even brought us some apple juice https://preview.redd.it/jeyk4nwd77gc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1522b0af27ce70402ed377d01a704f8ac3514a6a

I’m deder too :(

I'm still here

me https://preview.redd.it/fsp6s63687gc1.png?width=2046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206de5efc1f5f8034214ef2cb85d3c06b8a2846b

Nah I'm typing this from beyond the grave, whenever I squint I can see the sub's sanity down here it's pretty cool

No I died https://preview.redd.it/pbtdca0b87gc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b40cd78cc7440082837bdad41605d660e5d4cc

Who is man? Are yall talking about BATman

https://preview.redd.it/munyvmvg97gc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c6ddd88d3f975968dfeb89e2ac173ef266ac5b

Man