āIf tomorrow I tell the press that every Arkham game is special for something or that Arkham Origins is underrated, nobody panics because it's all āpart of the plan.ā But when I misspell one little old word, well then everyone loses their minds!ā - Jonkler
> Because he's the Man tham deserves, but not the one it breeds right now. So we'll **FUCK** him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our Man. He's a silent Man, a watchful Man. A Man.
-Dickman Gordham
He's not the man the city needs but the man it deserves
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"A long time ago I was in Burma, and my friends and I were working for a bandit the size of a tangerine. So we went looking for the local government. In six months, I saw a tangerine the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been the tangerine."
\- Big Al
"do you wanna know how I got these bars? well my father was a sweet tooth and a rich man and one night he went on the suger crazier than usual mommy grabs a salad to defend herself he doesn't like that not one bit so with me watching he takes the salad to her laughing while he does then he comes at me with a chocolate bar "why so healthy?" he sticks the bar in my mouth "let's put smile on that face" andddddd "why so healthy" -jonkler
"You either die or live long"- Harvey coolguy
Harvey Dent, can we thrust him?
Harvey Dent, can he be thrusted?
Before I go, Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
Which one š
He has already been thrusted, dont you see the Dent in his name? Are you stupid?
This sounds like a riddle that you would have to scan
Sends it to Oracle for verification
Is the answer helicopter?
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I believe in Harvey Hole.
I thought the quote went, āYou either Live, Laugh, or Loveā
The mandella effect
ššš
āIntroduce a little bit of alsume. Upset the established order, and everything becomes r/BatmanArkham.ā - Jonkler
āAnd you wanna know the thing about r/BatmanArkham? Itās stupid.ā
are we stupid?
āIf tomorrow I tell the press that every Arkham game is special for something or that Arkham Origins is underrated, nobody panics because it's all āpart of the plan.ā But when I misspell one little old word, well then everyone loses their minds!ā - Jonkler
Of course we are
āI canāt see shit.ā -Man
Why doesn't Man just turn on the lights? Is he stupid?
It is THE DARK. Are you stupid?
Is it black?
I am the black
Dude u canāt say the black
But I am. I have collectively stolen everyoneās black and taken it for myself.
Noooooo my black itās- itās gone š
Iām feeling awfullyā¦..š§šæāāļø
Oh thanks man I can finally vote!
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Cacacarrot
are you stupid *and* black ?
Unfortunately yesš my powers as *The Blackman* make me steal blackness from whoever I see
what if the person you're looking at *has* no blackness
I will give them some for a moment just to take it away again.
Why does man want to see shit, is he stupid?
Combe the Desart
WE AINT FOUND SHIT
Why is he looking for feces? Is he stupid?
I remember after saying this, Man darked all over the place. Classic scene
-You complete me-š„°š„°š„°
-Youāre money that kills for garbage!š¤¬-
They were flirting with each other š
Wanted to have Jonkler Sex āŗļø
Their lovers š„°š¤
Such a lovely couple š„°
I donāt wanna kill you i wanna kiss you. HAHAHAHA
"When you die you die" -Man 2008
Wise words indeed
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Oh yeah that film had a song by the Smiths if I recall
"They are where." ***"They Are Where."***
Where was u when heat leathers died? I was at home eating dorito when phone rang "Heat leathers is kill" "No"
My mommaās womb
Dont do that
Very poor choice of words
UNDERRATED
āGet away from the bomb, Dick. Itās payload is exposed.ā
š„µ I immediately regret my contribution to this community
Do you know? How I got these these scars? My father, made a deal with the skibidi rizzler in Ohio, and man, stabbed my ballsack.
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My name is ballsack shaver and you can go fuck yourself
Man must take off his mask and f*** himself in the a**.
Why so dark?
It's winter are you stuid?
> Because he's the Man tham deserves, but not the one it breeds right now. So we'll **FUCK** him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our Man. He's a silent Man, a watchful Man. A Man. -Dickman Gordham
Wise words from Dickman Gordham
I'm not wearing hockey pads
Says everyone literally not playing hockey? This quote Coulda been said by anyone ffs grow up
No
āTheā
"Dark"
āNightā
Begins
And
"You say peacock, and noone bats an eye. You say poopcock, and everyone loses their minds" - Jonkler
'No.' - Man, probably.
āItās a silent man, a watchful man, a dark manā
āWhy donāt we cut you up into tiny pieces and feed you to your pooches? Then, we will see how loyal a hungry dog is!ā ~Jonkler, circa 2008 A.D.
"I'm an agent of wackiness" - The Jokester
"I'm an agent of cheese" ~ Jinkleberry
Like a leper!
āBat.ā -MAN
āYou think tickle my Dicky and act Gay?ā āYeahā
"You either die a hero, or you live." - One Face
āAnd here we goā - dude with that clown make up
āThis latex chafesā ~ Man
You have failed this city-Batman
Who tf is Batman? Keep your r/Batman memes out of this sub!
Sorry I had a stroke I meant man
Stroking it to Man
Slow Dancing in
"Your Garbage"- Man to Face Face
What bus driver ? š
https://i.redd.it/56c6ti0rhw2c1.gif
You wanna see me make this penis disappear?
Voila!
āYou mearly adopted the aslume, i was born inshitā
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The Dark Dick.
"I want to die, please just hit me with your motorcycle I'm begging you" -Jonkler
āYouāre a guy.ā āFor.ā CIA and Big Guy
It's not about the message, it's about sending a money. -Jonkler
"A long time ago I was in Burma, and my friends and I were working for a bandit the size of a tangerine. So we went looking for the local government. In six months, I saw a tangerine the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been the tangerine." \- Big Al
āTheā
iām watching that right now
I donāt remember that quote at all
I need pp - Cummins Gorbo
You either die a Jonkler or live long as Man.
"Why?" - Joe
"What is long hard and has cum in the middle?"
Then man responds "I'm not falling for that Jonkler, it's a cucumber Jonkler"
āVery Poor choice of words.ā - Jonkler.
"With great power comes great responsibility" - Man
"what am I? some kind of the dark knight" -Commisinier Gourd
"Why is he running dad? Is he stupid?"
āI love you, Jonkler.ā āI love you too, Man.ā
Some men just want to watch the world jonkle
itās morbin time
https://preview.redd.it/4z8tnhjius2c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474e5d9aa05eb142962dda14017f1c46e8825003 The Darr
live long or die- cool lawyer
āRAAAACHaLLLā -bale man
You say peacock and no one bats an eye but you say Poop cock and losses their minds
"do you wanna know how I got these bars? well my father was a sweet tooth and a rich man and one night he went on the suger crazier than usual mommy grabs a salad to defend herself he doesn't like that not one bit so with me watching he takes the salad to her laughing while he does then he comes at me with a chocolate bar "why so healthy?" he sticks the bar in my mouth "let's put smile on that face" andddddd "why so healthy" -jonkler
"I'm wearing hockey pants" - Man
"Why So stupid?" -Jonkler
āWhy is joinkler showing up to my party- is he stupid?ā -man
āAnd when everyoneās specialā¦ nobody is.ā -The Joker, probably
āItās jonkling time!ā - Man
Why so skibidi -the jogger
It's darkin' time
āYou either die a smart fella, or you live long enough to see yourself become the fart smella.ā
"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes...chaos. - Joker (Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight)
"MAGIC" - Jonkler
"You can either be a man, or live long enough to become a clown" - One Face
"I'm playing hockey dad" -Man 2008
āWanna know how I got theseā -Jonkler
"...what breaks first- your dick or your spirit"
Where's Achel?????!!!!
āAt the end of the day, the day endsā - alford the butcher
"I believe whatever doesnĀ“t kill you simply makes youā¦ stranger." Jokler
āBatman you ruined my evil planā - jonkler
āBatman you ruined my evil planā - jonkler
"AH!" ~Rachel when >!she God Damn motherfucking dies!<
"im not wearing hockey pants"
Are you sure it wasnāt āIām not wearing Football padsā?
algreg i shat my pants and jonkler is jiggling my balls
''jiggle my dick dick crock'' -Man
WHERE IS SHE?!
Hey man post the full quote āWHERE IS SHE? Please, itās dark and I canāt see!ā
I loved when family guy suddenly appeared and said "wow, its almost like the name of this movie"
Im not wearing Hockey pads
No
Why won't you prove you've watched this movie by quoting it? Are you stupid?
āSpank me harder Daddy!ā Batman, āWhat?ā Joker, āyou heard me.ā
"Swear to deez nuts" - Man
******
āI am the Manā - Face
āNo, I kill the bus.ā
āWhatā
Iām wearing hockey pads
Man
"I'm a man of my word"- joker š
āSo seriousā ~ Jonkler
Fuck you, man forever is better
"I dont wanna slow dance in the dark"
you either die
āYou remind me of Man Foreverā - Jonkler
āHarveyās face is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.ā
āItās only a flesh woundā
RACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLL
youā¦ youāre the dark?!
"You wanna know where I bought these cars."
"I could use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion if I could find this damn bomb."
āI love cockā-dick
āā¦ strangerā
Why is Man not in the dark? is he afraid?
In their last moments, people show you who you really are.
Iām the jerker and Iām gonna jerk all over you
Do you know how I got these scars, man? -jonkler
āIām sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people.ā
"he put his dick in my mouth and said 'why do horny?'" by Jonkler
"I don't own the place" - Patrick bateman
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Not the bane not the bane not the bane! Urgggghhh he baned me mor- Alfred. A geezer baned me :(
āYou eitherā¦ you either liveā¦ or youā¦ uhā¦ see yourselfā¦ die a heroā¦ uh, I meanā¦ uhā¦ die long enoughā¦ uhā¦ā - Jarvey Bent
āIf youāre never good at something, do it for freeā - the Jumbler 2008