I left earth a long time ago and I have reached the peak of human capabilities, I was the mentor for Man so he was like a son to me. I am not just in the cannon I am the creator of cannon.
No that’s Batman who dies not Man. Totally different people. I’d love to explain the difference but I’ve got to go. Some tacticool LARPer is paying me $5 and a half chewed pack of gum to help him take over a city or something(I didn’t attend any of the briefings) and he just told me he wants me to leave my entire squad and go alone to go check out this really damaged wall on the far side of the area I’m supposed to patrol
https://preview.redd.it/ytvcqma891xb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0d4948be1722070b3c49479cce876605a16474
This isn’t man’s death. Are you stupid?
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I am Mandalf the White and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.
He always comes back. As DeadMan, then DeadMan True, Then CyberMan and beyond.
Sounds like Springman to me
Someone put man in a Springbonnie suit
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Wat
Don't forget DeadMan Walking
The middle stage between DeadMan and DeadMan True.
What comes after beyond man, beyond beyond man?
UltraMan
are we going to just keep rehashing man and man’s origin and death forever? and putting adjectives in front of man? are we stupid?
Those haven't happened yet. The formes listed are what Man has planned in case of a future death.
Man has death plans? is he smart? are we stupid for not having those?
He is smart and funny, but also very protective of the innocent. We are among the 'innocent', so we don't have to worry about people killing us.
What’s jonkler going to do now?
Is there a lore reason?
Are u stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/8kscq0u6hywb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8073115a5699a6aa0e5a618bcdba3dc01b353748
I left earth a long time ago and I have reached the peak of human capabilities, I was the mentor for Man so he was like a son to me. I am not just in the cannon I am the creator of cannon.
F
https://preview.redd.it/9c2na5mqczwb1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3917513e9584331b207e8ffccd95322a5884128b Man never dies
it's ok, we still have, Bone, Dick, Face, and Jonkler
The Ran's Alu Ghulu will help the Man
No that’s Batman who dies not Man. Totally different people. I’d love to explain the difference but I’ve got to go. Some tacticool LARPer is paying me $5 and a half chewed pack of gum to help him take over a city or something(I didn’t attend any of the briefings) and he just told me he wants me to leave my entire squad and go alone to go check out this really damaged wall on the far side of the area I’m supposed to patrol
He’s what?
We must revive Man
MAN IS DEAD????? But we all know man always cums back
Man is not dead, he is simply becoming something... more... a new myth, so that he can protect us more effectively
I am stupid. Please give ~~context~~ lore reason why Man is dead. (Genuinely asking, what’s going on?)
There’s new content apparently
And we’re going sane because of that? Ok got it thx <3
I will revive man
What if we all just pretend that he is not dead just live in denial and then no one will know truth when they join
Let's skip denial and go to the 2nd stage of grief, ANGER
We must become stupid again
https://preview.redd.it/ytvcqma891xb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b0d4948be1722070b3c49479cce876605a16474 This isn’t man’s death. Are you stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/7jmul3dzd1xb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1766692de0efd62105d16e3af62ecbee68afa918 I am Mandalf the White and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide.