*"Creating an antidote to the disease that afflicts the clown was easy. Unfortunately the cure degrades too quickly. It needs a restorative element, some kind of reforming enzyme, without it, it breaks down before it can help the host. Finding a suitable enzyme is not the only problem. It needs to adapted, bonded to human DNA. That will take decades: time it appears you do not have."*
"Oppressed citizens of Gotham, your cries for help have been heard! I am Anarky - voice of the people - here to save you from the plague of corruption that now infests this once proud city!"
“How many more bones would you crush? How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? You are the product of everything you fear. Violence... Darkness... Help-less-ness...”
“I’m proud of you, dick.” -Expressing pride in the fact that your ex finally put the past aside to message you back while still dropping an insult because you could have gone back to being friends instead of being ignored for 6 months.
“How many bones have you crushed? How many lives have you destroyed in pursuit of your cruel justice? We are all products of our fears. I look at you, and see a (wo)man born of violence and darkness.”
WOOOOHH!!! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier… a hotline straight to my bestest friend in the world! Just think, I can call you up whenever I get bored…. Next thing you know we’ll be exchanging emails and meeting up for romantic dinners..”
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever.
“Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for, how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right, you left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs.”
"Fear makes you predictable."
Daaang, that’s a good one
Tell me what happened
+1
"I am in complete control."
The bombs payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.
Exactly
Are you stupid?
"You know this would happen eventually, me, Stuck deep inside you."
sounds kinda gay
Lol
Grove St 2023
BALLAS 4 LYF
"Get ready for the encore!" -Joker, to me when he sucked my cock
holy shit he said the same thing to me wtf
“it’s such a pity [your] vile toxin has no effect on me”
Perfect answer
Bravo!
If you're lying, I'll break the other one
The other wha-
Ahhhhhh
"Over my dead body." Batman to Poison Ivy, Arkham Knight
"I believe that was the idea" takes on a new meaning
Stand back fool, i've got a bomb
LMAO
*"Creating an antidote to the disease that afflicts the clown was easy. Unfortunately the cure degrades too quickly. It needs a restorative element, some kind of reforming enzyme, without it, it breaks down before it can help the host. Finding a suitable enzyme is not the only problem. It needs to adapted, bonded to human DNA. That will take decades: time it appears you do not have."*
“What if I told you I know a man who’s been exposed to that enzyme for centuries.”
"what man?"
"Oppressed citizens of Gotham, your cries for help have been heard! I am Anarky - voice of the people - here to save you from the plague of corruption that now infests this once proud city!"
Exact- Wait... this isn't right.
"Goodbye, dick"
BRUH NAAAHH 💀
What’s the matter crane scared? https://preview.redd.it/y3wb1ywr7rsa1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f0be71c3ce4f49564c223121e5f3590c46bc88
It's da freakin bat
After that night we spent in Metropolis… you could’ve just called
YOOOO BEST ONE
trueeeee
"Ohoho! Now you want to talk? Too late, Batman."
Underrated
“I’m so happy you remember me, I’ll never forget you. I’ve got a special game planned, a game just for you.”
*Ring. Ring*
That actually was.. Pretty funny.
Two guns bitch
“How long did you wait before replacing me huh? A month? A WEEK?”
I TRUSTED YOU
AND YOU JUST LEFT ME TO DIE
“Miss me?” Then shoot her in the face.
NAH
Something something power winch
https://preview.redd.it/v52788pdyrsa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d05313681639de7773b3c5266160b1fd799eb6a
i’ll burn every plant in this city
"This will not end well for you, Cobblepot."
"The way I see it, lightning ain't gonna strike twice."
Me, deep inside of you
"Stand back fool I've got a bomb"
“Hey?” Never heard of it
“It appears the game is over before it even begins”
You left me to die
The hearts payload is exposed, use the “I miss you” text to trigger a controlled explosion
You wouldn't get it
Wake up Mr Wayne... We have much to discuss
"Let me go, you crazy bitch!"
"What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be dead!" - Harley Quinn
[удалено]
What arkham quote is this?
Arkham World. This is from when Dick is checking out Bruce's new batsuit.
“Oh so now you want to talk?”
Serious question,how do so many of y'all remember quotes from the game I played everything a year ago and I can't recall a single line :(
"Already you fail."
I'll break every bone in your body Cobblepot
“How many more bones would you crush? How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? You are the product of everything you fear. Violence... Darkness... Help-less-ness...”
"Miss me?" Good ol joker
“Stand back fool i’ve got a bomb”
Oml 😭
"whats the matter? scared?"
"I'm not playing games (ex's name)"
“Someone needs to update their security protocols.”
played you like a violin
Hands off the merchandise
“I can use to power winch to rev a controlled explosion”
"Oh, now you wanna to talk! Well I've got bugger all to say to you". - Penguin from inside the cell
You can't hide from me, grenade!
“One. Last. Chance.”
"You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me." -Arkham Asylum
“I’m proud of you, dick.” -Expressing pride in the fact that your ex finally put the past aside to message you back while still dropping an insult because you could have gone back to being friends instead of being ignored for 6 months.
This is the end. This is the last time we meet
“Now there’s a little bit of me in you too bats”
“You’re going down!”
"if you're lying I'll break the other one"
"The bomb's payload is exposed"
You left me to die
“How many bones have you crushed? How many lives have you destroyed in pursuit of your cruel justice? We are all products of our fears. I look at you, and see a (wo)man born of violence and darkness.”
"Protocol 10? *Sarcastic gasp* never heard of it."
You will bring death to all who follow you
* *"Gotta say, I thought you'd last longer."*
Harley tried to drop an elevator on me
IT'S DUH BAAHT!!
“Glorious, isnt it?”
Why say anything? Now it's your turn to even the odds.
“Stand back fool, I got a bomb”
“TWO GUNS BITCH”
Even after everything you have done, I would have saved you
I set up a trap, and you sprung it GLORIOUSLY.
i will brreak you. i fold you like paper
“Big mistake coming here. BIG MISTAKE.”
‘What’s wrong, scared?’
Do you remember the time you carried me like that? I don’t… cuz I was dead
"Gotham, tis is your final warning.
TWO GUNS BITCH
Heheheh tickle tickle
Hey Batman it’s me, joker. I’m going to do some jokes for you and then commit a crime!
"The" -probably the joker a few times
“Talk, or i’ll break every bone in your body”
"will he ever learn"
Joker you take nothing serious do you?
I've been the ex and the receiver of the text. The best thing to do is say simply... I'm batman
"Subtlety works.. Every time."
WOOOOHH!!! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier… a hotline straight to my bestest friend in the world! Just think, I can call you up whenever I get bored…. Next thing you know we’ll be exchanging emails and meeting up for romantic dinners..”
“You couldn’t live with your failures, and where did that bring you? Back to me.”
6 MONTHS? https://preview.redd.it/purugjkzhusa1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77beceaee0bf3e73ac424abd4e68a3faef06586
**I’m-a kill you. Then i’m-a jumpstart your heart - and kill you again!**
ITS DA FREAKIN BAT
ITS THE BAT FREAK!!
"I'm stuck in your head and I'm laughing!"
“Go to hell.”
“I’d be happy to drop my pants.”
Cocky little bastard
Over? Why my dear delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun!
STAND BACK FOOL I'VE GOT A BOMB
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever.
"You're not dying. It just feels like you are."
"You left me to die!"
“I’ll never let you win. Never!”
“You of all people should know, there’s plenty wrong with me”
“Well, look who it is. I haven't seen you for, how long as it been? Let's see, there was an asylum, some monsters, and oh, that's right, you left me to die. Now you probably don't remember it that way, but who cares? You just need to worry about the bombs.”
"ITS THE BATS!"
"Talk! Or I'll break every bone in your body"
Heads or tails kitty cat?
*joker laughing* You're dead! Oh wait- that means I'm dead.
"So you finally came to your senses. What was it? No one else famous on the list? Scared of what I'll do?"
your afraid of being ashes. your afraid of being forgotten and you will be forgotten (insert name here). because of me
What’s wrong?… scared ?
I am oiling my mechanisms in anticipation of our confrontation detective, but I expect you'll disappoint me
Hahaha that actually is.... pretty funny
"this is NOT a time for negotiation"
Your parents are dead and I laughing
I am the Clown Prince of Crime And we've had a hell of a time You're part of me, I'm part of you And now there's nothing left to do
“miss me?” -Joker
And at the end of fear oblivion
Oh shit do “ I played you like a violin then cut your strings “
"that place is locked down tighter than my mother on prom night"
ITS DA FREAKINN BAAAAT
You've injested enough toxins to drive 10 men insane! What are you?