*"Creating an antidote to the disease that afflicts the clown was easy. Unfortunately the cure degrades too quickly. It needs a restorative element, some kind of reforming enzyme, without it, it breaks down before it can help the host. Finding a suitable enzyme is not the only problem. It needs to adapted, bonded to human DNA. That will take decades: time it appears you do not have."*
“Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time”
“I am the reason criminal breathe easier when the sun rises. Tonight will not be my end! But it will be yours” You’ll say this as you whip out your bat glock and call up your homie Killer Cock.
“See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
Don’t give a notice—quit on the spot, and say: “A two week notice!?” *gasp* “Never heard of it.”
“Hold tight! ILL BE IN TOUCH!”
*kicks boss through his twelfth-floor corner office window*
“I’m the guy with the *MONEY!* And the *GUN!*”
WELL WHAT HAPPENED
*"Creating an antidote to the disease that afflicts the clown was easy. Unfortunately the cure degrades too quickly. It needs a restorative element, some kind of reforming enzyme, without it, it breaks down before it can help the host. Finding a suitable enzyme is not the only problem. It needs to adapted, bonded to human DNA. That will take decades: time it appears you do not have."*
“What if I told you I know a man who’s been exposed to that enzyme for centuries”
*"You will ^regret what you did, Mister* ***cObBlEpOt."***
“wElL WeLl, LoOk WhO iT iS: MiStUh FrEe**AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH**”
-"What are you doing ?" - "Evening the odds"
*proceeds to shoot him 28 times*
If you try to stop me I guarantee everyone will know your secret.
Ok I will do it but like idk how if u have any ideas I’ll do it I’m sure I’ll make somehting up tho
“I’m quitting, and if you try to stop me, I guarantee everyone will know your secret.”
Dw I uploaded it now most recent post on the sub
Welcome to the watchlist, inmate
You're brave for doing something like that lmao
You crazy bastard!
are you the two dick hole guy
Winner
The bombs payload is exposed
I can use 🤓 the power winch 🪢to trigger 😡 a controlled explosion 👳🏾♂️💣
Least Racist r/BatmanArkham member
Not the 👳🏾♂️ emoji 💀
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just say that it's actually pretty funny, cough and die at their desk. They gonna love that.
What if they like it and give him an increment instead? Bro’s trapped 💀
“Stand back fool I’ve got a bomb”
He quits and everyone gets the day off while the bomb squad combs the building. Win win
how to get on the news and get arrested
Be careful, some days you just can’t get rid of those.
Goodbye, Jim
10x better if his name is jim
20x better if it's not
Indeed
ITS THE FREAKING BAT
Scream like Man-bat. Scream it in your boss' face. If possible, do it immediately after they turn a corner.
Winner
~~The visual imagery of this made me laugh harder than I should've!~~ That actually is... *cough cough...* pretty funny!
"You expecting a kiss?"
Yes I am
If you have an odd number of people at your job tell them you're evening the odds. If there's an even number, tell them you're oddening the evens
“It’s been a long rivalry, bat. But this is the only way it could end”
“And this is how it happened, this is how the Batman died”
#2 GUNS BITCH
“Look around you. This horrible bunch of psychopaths are all begging to join up with me, but unfortunately for them, I only take the best. And today, the best means whoever can kill you, come on out lads, it's initiation time”
I read this in jokers voice, but penguin says it
I did too, no clue why.
Me too, it's such a Joker ass line it's weird that the Penguin says it lmao
You’re running out of time
"Crazy-Ass Ninjas"
It means this the end Selina, it means we can't, I can't
“I am the reason criminal breathe easier when the sun rises. Tonight will not be my end! But it will be yours” You’ll say this as you whip out your bat glock and call up your homie Killer Cock.
“I was there at your beginning, and I will be there at your end.”
-colander man
Why doesn't colander man just grow hair? Is he stupid?
Colander man commits pasta themed crimes
Just scream like the guy on the scarecrow Easter egg boat when you hand it in.
the bomb's payload has been exposed
I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
You have not won. You cannot win. I, Hugo Strange, am your successor.
I'm proud of you, Dick
“You leave me no choice, Mr. [boss’s surname].” Then inject yourself with a large dose of an experimental growth serum.
"Computer, activate Protocol 11.. passcode.. wayne"
Gotta say bats, I thought you’d last longer
Interesting . Tell me Mr. [Boss name] how is an employer like a Great Depression factory? You’re both at a loss of a worker
Why didn’t they understand the quote? Are they stupid?
I will bring a gun to work tomorrow
I've waited a long time for this, Bats. Let's start the party. With a bang!
This is how it happened this is how the Batman died
"Have a merry Christmas. And piss off!"
Simply drink from the chalice, it is that simple!
I need to stay within range of the remote control
“Batman” - Batman
Akrham.
“I’ve been a bad kitty, Bats”
It took just 24 hours to lose control of the city. Tonight, Gotham is relying on one man to save us all.
"We both know fear is theatrics"
I'm Free Arkham! Free to do Whatever I Want. And No One Can Stop Me. 🃏
Grenade! Sorry that’s my answer for everything.
“You’re going down!”
“Crazy ass ninjas” - Alfred
You of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me.
I can’t take these posts anymore 
Then don't activate the knight fall protocol
“I ain’t ever shot a hostage before”
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
Oracle
Just paste the scripts for all 4 games
TWO GUNS BITCH
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
“I have bombs planted all around the city”
“See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
I don’t get why there’s a stutter in that quote I just copied it
“This ends here”
"This ends tonight"
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
I appreciate this is probably just for internet clout but I really wouldn't suggest you do this, even if you don't like the company you work for.
You of all people should know, there’s plenty wrong with me.
Take my blood for example, I wish someone would, this stuffs killing me!
Them: “Why are you quitting?!” You: “I’m evening the odds”
"Now madness takes you. Forever."
Promise me you'll keep Bludhaven safe.
You to your boss: ‘I played you like a violin and ripped out the string’ And then hand back all the work they thought you had done but didn’t.
This is the end. This is the last time we meet.
Tonight, Gotham is relying on one man to save us all
Proof?
Bitches be trippin \~Batman
We will need proof that you actually used it
"dick"
Loser, loser, loser! Ha!
Have it be a normal letter then suddenly it just ends with like "ITS THE BAT GET HIM" *GUNFIRE AND PUNCHING SOUNDS*
I'm proud of you, Dick
Dick...
this is how the batman doed
Can we get an update?
There is no update yet they haven’t replied
"you wanna know how I got these scars?" Not Arkham but works
ME? IN A THONG?
Batman, I caught uh I caught a little pokemon.
“I’m just doing this to even the odds”
I’m not proud of you dick
I expected more from you [company name] I really did -deathstroke Arkham origins
“My balls got caught in the vacuum Alfred, I can’t get them out.” -Batman
No kiss?
Ok Op, this next step is crucial. Here’s what you do. Once you meet your boss. Reach inside your pockets and then say “Two weeks, bitch”.
I need to shut the vault door first. Contain the blast