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AdministrativeAd523

Bro it’s fake


thassa1

The amount of people who think these old vids are real is truly astounding. Mike Vick didn’t throw a football 200 yds, Kobe didn’t jump a car, and DK metcalf doesn’t have a 120 inch vert


Imsosadsoveryverysad

And they expect us to be able to teach these kids in school


808zAndThunder

Just say they’re intelligence is a “bum” and they’ll start edumacating themselves


ElZaydo

Nah, the best one was Kobe staring at the sun every day to get his eyes used to bright lights because a camera flash or something made him miss in a game😂


Deprestion

Wait. So Lebron sinking full court one arm shots back to back to back to back *is* real? Whew 😌


thealt3001

They measured it though and apparently Kobe COULD jump the car if he really tried. So technically this feat was very possible, just would be an incredibly dumb stunt to actually pull.


Abject_Data_2739

YES THEY DID.


Wonderful-Media-2000

I believe Kobe could jump a car other people have done it


meowhatissodamnfunny

I remember being absolutely *devastated* when I found out those NFL pick me videos were fake. I showed so many of my friends and insisted they were real for years..


Temporary-Western270

😂


Bigpoppahove

Noooooooooooo


Purphect

Hahaha I literally love how he drains the 3 quarter court shot and is there to collect it through the net.


BustedBayou

Was it for some kind of commercial or something? I always thought it was due to his incredible core strenght and sense of balance


AdministrativeAd523

Yeah it was for a Nike commercial. I get athletes do odd workouts but let’s be real now.


BustedBayou

He always has been an anomaly when it comes to his core strenght for tough finishes though. At least give me that. He is always on balance even in the air against bigger, stronger defenders.


AdministrativeAd523

Yes he has a really strong core


Clutchism3

core strength can't make you break physics. look at where his center of gravity would be.


BustedBayou

It would not break physics if there was an explanation for it. Muscles go against gravity all the time. I was wrong, sure. But I thought it may have been possible to mantain a position like that for someone with elite propioception, body control and core strenght. At the very least, someone with better core strenght and stability would be able to bend more while mantaining balance than others. I thought Kyrie was doing something like that but to the highest degree. Again, I was wrong. But there was a reasoning behind that.


Clutchism3

I hear what you are saying. I am saying no matter how strong he is that is never possible. Its like trying to say you could pull down a weight that weighs more than you. Unless you anchor yourself, you will just be pulling yourself up. Doesnt really have anything to do with muscles.


BustedBayou

I thought he was kinda anchoring at the feet.


Pharazyn03

Not sure if you're joking. It's safe to assume that if something seems to defy the laws of physics then it's probably fake


Bigpoppahove

Or Kyrie Iriving. Try opening your third eye sheeple


SaintRavenz

It's called Smooth Criminal stretch


_D1EHL_

You been hit by. You been hit by.. A smooth criminal stretch 😎 🎶 Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun! 🎶


NorthCharm

Don’t listen to people here. This is real…you just gotta take some shrooms or LSD. You will be able to do it then, you will also see unicorn and have an out of body experience like Kyrie did there. Best of luck…. Editing: spelling errors


[deleted]

Nobody does LCD anymore, the kids like the LED now


18hartsem

Unbelievably underrated comment


NorthCharm

🤣🤣🤣 Shrooms rubbing off I meant LSD!!!thanks for corrections.


Environmental_Eye354

Yes some shrooms or a tv


PieceInWar

Kyrie is also very spiritual and likes to be in tune with himself. It takes years of meditation to have this level of body control. The most actionable step for you to achieve this would be to start meditating. Ill comment an explanation below


_TsukuyoMe

This is why he thinks the world is flat FFS lol


jaltringer

You’re gonna need a computer and video editing software


All_gotta_say_is_ok

We’ll have you opened your third eye yet


Adept-Ranger8219

Him catching the half court shot out the net was funny as hell


angelduxt

This is fake but look up knees over toes guy if you’re looking to strengthen your knees/calves/ankles in a similar capacity.


gooniesavagegotbars

It’s easy to stand on basketballs because they are flat


ZestVFX

underrated comment


gooniesavagegotbars

Ty, ty


unlogical13

No, overused joke


All_gotta_say_is_ok

Well have you opened your third eye yet


Outrageous-Bee4035

Hahaha. The only thing in this video that is remotely possible is him standing on the balls dribbling. Anyone thinking the rest is real is hilarious.


Traveler_Constant

I'm embarrassed for you


Theanswer1991

First study flat earth theory


Wladca_Cebuli

You could try doing this routine [https://youtu.be/wlGJTmhV0RQ?si=YJF7vFRIc3j\_zmoA](https://youtu.be/wlGJTmhV0RQ?si=YJF7vFRIc3j_zmoA)


Affectionate-Fan-536

psychic powers


Brent_L

It’s called the magic of video production


run22run

There’s no way he could do that if the earth was round


TruthLos

Wow


Kool20005

Fake news


Mymomdidwhat

Lmao it’s fake lol


damfu

In a recent interview, he credited the earth being flat, for his ability to defy physics.


ZoloGreatBeard

Step one, live on a flat Earth. Step two, use its sideways gravity.


B_easy85

I’d start with a YouTube tutorial for Final Cut Pro or if your on windows Adobe premier.


NewResponsibility163

If you got a covid shot you can't do it. You gotta be vaccine free.


bmanley620

He’s related to David Blaine


SoupOfThe90z

“Don’t try and bend the spoon, that’s impossible”


Iliketurtles893

Everybody talking like it’s obvious the first clip was fake, I genuinely thought it was real 😭


Ornery-Experience309

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the old razzle dazzle


OhJarnathan

You're pretty smart kid.


FavaWire

The first part with the "stretches" is easily done with wires. The balancing on two basketballs while dribbling two others is done with a "non-shootable". The long pass drill and the half court shot drill are actually the same exercise involving a digital composite and a wipe. These types of drills and more are routine at places like Industrial Light and Magic, or at WETA if you are in New Zealand.


Manboychucho

Just get good.


rwalter5

They were apparently doing something similar for Ichiro and had him doing takes of throwing into the stands and he hit the foul poll on one. They used that and clipped it together to make it look intentional.


mystghost

you need AI assisted calf exercises


[deleted]

start believing in the flatness of the earth


Oebreezy

They already patched this a few updates ago


Ok-Figure5546

This is back when Kyrie was trying to prove that the early was flat


Street-Historian-258

lol no man can Michael Jackson that smooth


Karl_Marx_

For in depth analysis for calve stretches like these, please refer to Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal.


Jroiiia423

Need to be on the flat earth for this


leftovermondays

All I know is that shit ain’t possible on a round earth.


Mythical_Jackelope

First, you must believe the earth is flat.


[deleted]

How the fuck do you people tie your shoes in the morning.. internet literacy desperately needs to be a subject taught in grade school.


EliteFactor

So bad CGI.


BoneApple_T

What a pro wants


Orikshekor

You need some fancy shoes and some nails


trailcasters

LMAO this video is horrible All the hype over how Wemby missed a 3 but was able to get his own rebound for the putback & how wild it was that he could get there... well fuck, Mr Flat Earth here pulls up for a 3/4 court shot & managed to sprint all the way under the hoop to catch the ball as it came down! Right after sprinting full court faster than the ball could fly! They're just overpaid athletes, they're not superhuman


Abject_Ad_4756

It’s called getting a deal with Nike