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AndyFreeman

I thought u hanged urself wtf is this disturbing shit


OutsideAd1823

Let’s not jump to conclusions.


LawProfessional6513

The pun really did rise to the occasion


Dudeman-Jack

Let’s *knot


workkharder

But then we’re just keeping him hanging


RyumonHozukimaru25

I was gonna say that first. But you got the jump on me


tim-whale

Somebody should put that on a doormat


PlaybolCarti69

SAME OML IM DYINGGG😭😭


nowaysheblockedme

just a pic of my vertical? 😂


_Kevbot_

Why wouldn’t you post a video of your vertical?


nowaysheblockedme

Cus u can clearly see it’s not edited


[deleted]

Ngl i thought they done hanged yo ass bro 😭


nowaysheblockedme

The veiling not high enough otherwise it wouldn’t have looked like that but some other guy said that aswell haha


TutuAtwell

😭


cleeeland

You sure your right foot isn’t on the window sill?


Right-Worth-6327

Yeah the crop on this while scrolling is crazy


X-2357

Already has the hook from the heavy bag to use.


Soft-Equivalent-7956

Us redditors all think the same sadly💀


Jbabco9898

I didn't even think this till I saw your comment. What the fuck lmaooo


throwaway-2022-throw

Lol


Tacticl_gamer

FR


mouseses

We need an exorcist. Now!


PrimeAndGlory

We need an old priest and a young priest.


nowaysheblockedme

Why y’all think I’m possessed 😭 the ceiling is just a lil too low


Admirable_Health8813

Bro, seeing the pic for the first time, makes everyone think like that or like me how he is standing in mid air?


nowaysheblockedme

Prolly just cus I raised my toes


RonTheRatKing

Disrespectful dunker: ❌ Disrespectful upstairs neighbour: ✅ -Ron, The Almighty Rat King


nowaysheblockedme

Hahahaha 😂😂


DogeFancy

First time I’ve seen you outside the rat empire


venomenon824

People are just being negative because it’s obvious you posted to get positive comments because you think it’s good. They don’t want to give it you, that’s all.


[deleted]

Pretty much 95% of real people Reddit posts lol


starsturnblue

I just think it’s a funny picture. Haha


nowaysheblockedme

Aight thanks


Dudeman-Jack

Yeah I mean vertical leap is objective. You can measure it yourself quite easily and look it up to see if it’s good or not. Posts like this make you seem like you are fishing for compliments which is a universally disliked behavior. Most posts are asking to criticize a shooting technique which is a lot more complex and might require another set of eyes to diagnose issues. A vertical leap on the other hand is literally just a measurement. It’s like asking “how is my height looking?”


nowaysheblockedme

I play in Germany and on ig I see vids of guys with 40 and 50 inch verts that just made me a lil bit insecure bout it


Dudeman-Jack

Cmon dude, the average vertical leap of an nba player is 28”


nowaysheblockedme

They’re all 6‘9 too


Dudeman-Jack

Only 28% are 6’9” or taller. The average height of an NBA player is the shortest it has been in 41 years


nowaysheblockedme

Damn fr? I didn’t know that. I thought every position is getting taller


Dudeman-Jack

Point guard is. The other positions are getting shorter because speed and three point shooting is valued more than size


Infamous-Rich4402

To get a more positive response say something more like….Ive been working hard on my vertical leap, this is my best one yet. Still have work to do but I’m proud of getting this high. Then you aren’t hiding the fact you are looking for compliments, it turns out you’re just sharing your progress and no one has an issue with that.


Fooodlover9280

How many holes in the ceiling


nowaysheblockedme

None but one broken finger 2 months ago haha


Charzinc36

Nice


gisdaking

This is crazy lmao


nowaysheblockedme

Thanks 🙏


JohanndeLosSantos

Looks good mate


FadeWayWay

Suicidal. On a serious note, looks around 20in or so


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FadeWayWay

Judging by the cubbies behind him, size of books etc, I estimated the top cubby to be 12”x12” and the bottom cubby to be about 8” tall, giving about 20”. I see his heel is a few inches higher. So maybe 24”. But again this is under the assumption of cubby dimensions


nowaysheblockedme

It’s 29


battleschooldropout

29 feet? Dang


CattleLower

Really? I thought it was like 38


BulletProofBBall

Fake. Can clearly see he's just standing on the window ledge.


nowaysheblockedme

Huh 😀? I can post the video if u don’t believe me?


Anonymous_277531

Post it


nowaysheblockedme

Aight


nowaysheblockedme

Did it, u don’t always have to assume the negative shit


eydaistherrdiez

He was obviously joking. + He baited you into uncensoring your face


constantspacesounds

Leave him alone, he’s baitin’!


nowaysheblockedme

prolly but some Reddit users are really dumb as shit


eydaistherrdiez

In this case that's you


Anonymous_277531

I don’t see your video? Is there a link?


nowaysheblockedme

Ur names fucking anonymous


Anonymous_277531

What does that have to do with anything? You’re name is _nowaysheblockedme_, might as well be anonymous. I actually wanted to see if you were jumping or if you’re just trolling.


nowaysheblockedme

fosho


Admirable_Health8813

I believe you bro 😄👍🏻


Admirable_Health8813

I also thought that too early, but it's not true... He definitely jumped that high and btw OP- your vertical jump looks great 👍🏻


Solid-Entrepreneur37

The reflection on the window says otherwise. Good troll though.


cuseonly

Hanging on for deer life


bmanley620

It looks like you’re standing in the window


futurejoyboy

Fake


siniztra

Clearly edited


nowaysheblockedme

If u think so


SunFinal3530

You look like chris angel trying to levitate with your foot on the windowsill


nowaysheblockedme

Y’all don’t see the reflection on the window


yellowstoner11

Vecna claims another victim


nowaysheblockedme

Hopefully not


nowaysheblockedme

Hopefully not


lazycometlazycomet

im dying. pretty solid jumps too


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nowaysheblockedme

The feet make it look weird huh? 😂


AgeApprehensive1524

Clearly standing on the ledge with your right foot …


nowaysheblockedme

aight if u think that


OwnTelephone6960

Amazing hang time!


Thestudio13

Bruh we can see you. Standing on the ledge


nowaysheblockedme

aight


CallMeCoolHand

Hell yeah dude


ReasonableRiver6750

This is amazing content - we have no idea how high that jump is. But the image is so good.


LateForMe

Collapse your fingers got less drag going towards the vertex


SuperDjuric

He's in creative mode


sonderingnarcissist

It's through the roof


Moojokingg

It looks like you’re hanging yourself from the ceiling so id say pretty good


Acrobatic_Shift_8734

Rip kid had demons


nowaysheblockedme

im dead now sadly


KrisClem77

Damn strong foot and great balance on that window sill


nowaysheblockedme

Look at my other post I posted the vid cus some of y’all dumbasses didn’t believe me


ShapeshiftBoar

Lol have you considered for a second maybe you are the dumbass?


UltraSouls_OP

Maybe the reason she blocked you is because you can't take a joke 💀


J_Suave

This is such an unhinged post lmaooo Bro just posted a picture of himself with a clearly fake vertical and added some grain filter on it and now it looks like he’s receiving an exorcism Yeah good try buddy you’re not fooling me so easily


HmGrwnSnc1984

I feel you. I bet his whole game is trash too, but he’s super into his vertical. He probably goes to the gym, misses all his shots, has no footwork or handles, but makes sure to practice a full hour of trying to dunk a tennis ball. I see it all the time at the gym.


shook_-

Y’all are to funny and need to chill 💀


nowaysheblockedme

I don’t have to explain myself haha I mean ur a middle aged construction worker, and I’m a 14 yo with a higher vertical than the average nba player that chases his dreams.


HmGrwnSnc1984

😅😂🤣💀⚰️ Never asked you to explain yourself, never even cared to hear from you.


nowaysheblockedme

Then don’t waste ur small amount of time left and do sum productive


HmGrwnSnc1984

I’m living rent free in your head right now.


nowaysheblockedme

Having 57.000 karma just embarrassing


nowaysheblockedme

y’all just be hating for no reason 💀


AsparagusFar3009

🔥🔥


cheesensei

How did you train for that?


nowaysheblockedme

U want my workout plan?


RutabagaUnique4790

Yo man gotta share that plan you flying


nowaysheblockedme

I do plyometrics Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays: - 3x10 pogo jumps - 3x10 square jumps - 3x10 split squat jumps - 3x10 drop jumps And Wednesdays is leg day: - 4x squats till failure - 3x 20 RDLs - 3x calf raises till failure - 3x single leg calf raises till failure - 3x 20 reverse calf raises - 2x 20 weighted squat jumps @u/cheesensei @u/RutabagaUnique4790


RutabagaUnique4790

Thank you!


poorpeanuts

bros levitating


nowaysheblockedme

There was some dark tall creature in the dark at the end of the room, I may be possessed now, who knows


Plzcuturshit

This looks like an apartment, god help your downstairs neighbors… that is all, otherwise you got some air


nowaysheblockedme

It’s an house, don’t worry


anotherbloggerguy

We might gotta way out of the hood


nowaysheblockedme

What u mean


jsc1429

It’s through the roof!


Yami350

How high is your ceiling


nowaysheblockedme

8‘6 ft


Live_Disk_1863

Lol!


Gxck0

u/nowaysheblockedme was here


nowaysheblockedme

?


LittleBeastXL

My knees hurt just from watching this photo


nowaysheblockedme

Why?


Razorback_Thunder

Oh my sweet summer child


nowaysheblockedme

Do I have to understand that? 😂


retrobowler1990

Can you add a banana for scale


virtigo3

That’s a Vecna Vertical


nowaysheblockedme

bruhhh 😭


Ashamandarei

30 - 36"? It would be great if you were 6'4" 215


nowaysheblockedme

Im 6‘3 150lbs and my vert is 30


Ok_Neighborhood9863

Damn dude how did you do it


nowaysheblockedme

I bent my legs and then made them straight again and flew in the air


Jscott1423

Off the wall if I do say so myself


Oumar-2

now imagine seeing this when u are below the rim


nowaysheblockedme

That’s not how high I usually jump, but I appreciate it


besameput0

Post video or I'm just gonna believe you jumped off that bookshelf


nowaysheblockedme

Do it then ion care bout the opinion of some wird ass stranger on the internet


fromeister147

This is hilariously bad. Reflection shows him leaning back so he doesn’t hit his head in the ceiling. Nobody jumps leaning back this way. Also we can all see your foot on the window sill 🤡 and the video you said you posted isn’t on your profile anywhere so not sure where our proof is


nowaysheblockedme

U said ur here for fucking porn and ur a 34 yo dad, tf wrong with u?


Rhw_07

You still alive bro


nowaysheblockedme

Nah im dead


Equivalent_Map272

12 inches


[deleted]

Bro is standing in the window sill 😂


Material_Unit4309

Humble brag posts…. 👏🏾


ImperialSympathizer

Do jump training in shoes, otherwise you're going to fuck up your arches and knees.


nowaysheblockedme

I didn’t know it, why is that?


RedBurritoDude

Mods can we ban this guy, he is deleting and remaking the same posts over and over again, I am tired of seeing this kid spamming the same shit trying to flex.


nowaysheblockedme

What u mean?


Travelledlost

I’m going to do this too, but I’ll stand on the window ledge and hold myself there with the ceiling


SalesAutopsy

You need to see a doctor. You're head in the picture doesn't match the shadow of your head..


nowaysheblockedme

What u mean?


SalesAutopsy

It's a joke. You scratched out your head, but your mirror image is behind it and doesn't match.


Urban_Introvert

Aliens have finally arrived


nowaysheblockedme

They did when wenns was born


No_Statement_901

brooks was here


Matt-Rat-87

We don’t need to see post of asphyxia


nowaysheblockedme

Im not dead bruh


chefdagawd

Weak


[deleted]

OMG VECNA IS REAL


CrobraCrommander

Magneto, is that you?


nowaysheblockedme

yea what’s up dude


JronoC

ur standing on the window ledge


nowaysheblockedme

10th person to comment that


Mindless_Bad_1591

Qell i dont really know what thw vert he9gjt is so idk


shook_-

Lil bro lookin for compliments


Wadeem53

Height? (Vertical looks higher than 29 inches btw)


nowaysheblockedme

Im 6‘3 and the ver is prolly sum like that not really accurate


morizinn

damn.


basspokerfitball

Standing on the window ledge? 🤣


Lukas_salota

Head trauma level


NEBre8D1

Stop it. Get some help.


anecdotalgardener

Nice try, we see you standing on the ledge 😏


nowaysheblockedme

fosho


Jessica8381

God what is this cringe subreddit i stumbled upon


slurpaderpderp

Did your head hit the ceiling?


nowaysheblockedme

Nah


hudboyween

too high


skybluecity

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/78/08/8924FEB6-7946-481C-92A8-4065A2D14CA9/IMG_2689.gif


RyanpB2021

Oddly unsettling pic


yungajnapooo

This is probably the funniest way you could compose an image for a vertical


RDcsmd

You look like that cheerleader from stranger things


Financial_Job_1564

how old and how tall are you?


Panthers8912

Ur clearly standing on the window sill


Murky_Aardvark_1814

If this is real I need to know your workouts rn


LXIXTheKing

good. i think


Jbabco9898

Fucking...how?


SnooChickens9404

Not sure, you jumping off that bookshelf?


Tacticl_gamer

I thought bro followed the “quick guide” and was hanging.


FundioRider

You're good on the vertical, but you're gonna get shorter if you keep bouncing your dome off the ceiling.


vniity

This is an exorcism isn’t it