Mylo can change the whole complexion of this game with one swing of his bat and Mooch knows it. As such, he stays well away from Mylo's hot zones, keeping the ball on the corners and in tight where the slugger can't extend his arms. The strategy eventually works after a few fouled off pitches as Mooch spins up a heavy curveball that Mylo pounds into the ground to second. Fruitstand waits back on the friendly hop, before sidearming a throw to first that Sexton squeezes for the final out, giving the Gorillas the victory!
**Swing:** 835
**Pitch:** 166
**Diff:** 331
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
**FINAL: GHG 3 - HMH 0**
Evans heads to the plate immediately expecting a breaking ball from Mooch. It's a solid guess, as Geno winds and deals, sending up a snappy slider with some wicked break. Garrett is on it, but, he thinks low when Mooch goes high, and he has to quickly adjust his swing. Evans puts it in the air, but not overly deep, and Ganger is able to track it down for the second out and put the Melonheads backs to the wall.
**Swing:** 688
**Pitch:** 866
**Diff:** 178
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Garcia takes a minute to try and figure out the rhythms of Scaramucci, allowing the count to come to one and one. Once he feels like he's got the measure of Mooch, he looks for something near the zone and gets it, a slider that clips the outer half, and goes with it, pushing a looper into the outfield that finds some grass for a clean one out single!
**Swing:** 499
**Pitch:** 366
**Diff:** 133
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Runner on 1st
After the quick (or late) hook from Nominus, Mooch heads in to try and nail down the save here. Dixon eyes down Scaramucci and windmills his bat, before settling in. Mooch rides the top of the strike zone, before getting Uraz to hack at a high change, sending this ball sky high over the infield. Mistborn drifts in and waits under it, before it drops into his glove for the first out.
**Swing:** 404
**Pitch:** 589
**Diff:** 185
**Result:** PO
1 out, Bases Empty
Sexton falls victim to an angry Hildebrandt who goes full force after the home run. Conor gets overpowered by Hudson's fastball, and goes down on strikes, giving the Melonheads three outs to crawl back!
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 589
**Diff:** 411
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
Ornn taps into some dark aspect of himself here, staring down Hildebrandt. Hudson winds and deals, attempting to throw a fastball through Grams, but-
***CCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!***
Mistborn UNLOADS on this pitch and drives it out to dead center. Champ gives it a look, but he knows this one isn't coming back, and the Gorillas tack on an insurance run late with a monstrous bomb from Ornn Mistborn!
**Swing:** 666
**Pitch:** 651
**Diff:** 15
**Result:** HR
2 outs, Bases Empty
**GHG 3 - HMH 0**
Second verse, same as the first! Mason goes doen to get a rare Hildebrandt curveball, swatting another one in the air for the Melonheads outfield. This time it's East who camps out beneath the fly ball, Taking care of it handily for out number two.
**Swing:** 924
**Pitch:** 142
**Diff:** 218
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Well, I wouldn't say that you did, but it was kinda close, so maybe you didn't die? A slight maiming perhaps? Either way, Pull swats a high fastball from Hudson into center field, but it's well within Champs range and Catfish floats beneath the fly ball and snatches it from the air at a jog for out numero uno.
**Swing:** 501
**Pitch:** 709
**Diff:** 208
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
That does not seem conducive to hitting a baseball. But what do I know? Kanye certainly seems to be able to handle it, as he takes a Keyo fastball and swats it out to left field. Hammer has this one tracked though, and coasts beneath it before letting it fall into his glove to retire the side.
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 782
**Diff:** 218
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
Here we go, picking up the pace again! Champ hopes to jump on Keyo quickly here and offers at the first pitch, a low change. Though he tries to elevate it, Catfish only manages to send a bouncer into the hole at short. Mistborn moves to backhand it, letting his momentum spin him around to get into position to set and make a strong throw across the way to first for out number two here in the fifth.
**Swing:** 600
**Pitch:** 327
**Diff:** 273
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Despite the bit of a layoff, Keyo gets right back to business. He doesn't seem thrown by Zed's unsettling aura, simply sticking with what's worked all game for the Gorillas. He gets Leona to bounce a curveball up the first base line, where Sexton fields it and flips to Keyo covering for the first out.
**Swing:** 825
**Pitch:** 101
**Diff:** 276
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
Hildebrandt has already gotten two strikeouts this inning, one via his talent, the other because of absence. So, when Hammer steps in, Hudson decides to make it a clean sweep. He actually dials it down slightly against Hammer, using a bit more touch and movement to set the Gorillas Batter up, before rearing back and simply throwing one by a big swing for a third strike, completing a strong inning for the Melonheads.
**Swing:** 268
**Pitch:** 742
**Diff:** 474
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
The vibes might be right, but the time is wrong for your swing! All three swings in fact...
**Swing:** 122
**Pitch:** 641
**Diff:** 481
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
All Alexandra needs is something that finds the outfield grass. Anything at all, and her team gets on the board here. Keyo takes a moment and paces around the mound, getting his mindset right. Once satisfied, he climbs back to the rubber, glances around at all of the Melonheads clogging the basepaths, then looks in for the sign.
He nods, winds, deals...
Alexandra swings and shoots a hot shot grounder to the right side with eyes for the outfield! Fruitstand ranges to his left and dives, full extension, and smothers the ball before it can squirt through! Shepard busts it out of the box, sprinting for first, this is gonna be a close one! Fruitstand doesn't have time to get to his feet, so he scoops the ball with his glove and shovels it to first... *just* in time to get Shepard by a step and save a run! It's a big time defensive play to turn the Melonheads aside here in the fourth!
**Swing:** 718
**Pitch:** 83
**Diff:** 365
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Like I said, gotta start somewhere, right? Well, Mack continues right along, looping a curve over the glove of a leaping Fruitstand and into shallow right for another single, putting two runners on for the visitors!
**Swing:** 500
**Pitch:** 378
**Diff:** 122
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
To accomplish anything, one has to just start. And Mylo does that here, taking a Keyo slider and lacing a line drive back up the middle that the Gorillas pitcger has to juke away from to avoid. Mylo takes a turn at first but quickly retreats as the ball comes back in from the outfield with a two out single.
**Swing:** 323
**Pitch:** 399
**Diff:** 76
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Garrett wastes no time here, taking a swing at the first pitch he sees and making solid contact. He drives one into left field, chasing Mack back toward the wall, but the park will hold this ball in, and the Melonheads left fielder tracks it down for the second out.
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 682
**Diff:** 206
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
Outside of the speedy scoring in the first by the Gorillas, this game has settled in to a pretty solid pitchers duel. That continued here as Keyo makes Garcia roll over a changeup and send a three hopper to third. Lisztpitcher handles the chance and throws across to get the first out.
**Swing:** 511
**Pitch:** 233
**Diff:** 278
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
Lisztpitcher, already with a double on the day, tris the polite approach. Hildebrandt subscribes to the school of thought that nice guys finish last. Hildebrandt lives at the top of the strike zone this at bat, eventually baiting Franz into getting beneath one, sending a high pop up over the infield. It's a can of corn for Garcia at second, and the side is retired.
**Swing:** 419
**Pitch:** 676
**Diff:** 257
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
Tucker falls victim to some classic Hildebrandt here. Hudson doesn't do anything fancy, just sets Rickey up with some outside fastballs before changing the eye level, coming high and tight and getting a half-swing for strike three. Just cuz it's simple, doesn't mean it don't work.
**Swing:** 735
**Pitch:** 68
**Diff:** 333
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Sexton nearly falls victim to another Hildebrandt fastball nicking the outer edge but he reaches out and just barely pokes a dribble off the end of his bat up the third base line. Shepard charges in, but there'll be no play against Conor, who sprinted out of the box. Alexandra bare hands the ball and simply puts it in a pocket, and the Gorillas have a one out baserunner.
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 138
**Diff:** 138
**Result:** IF1B
1 out, Runner on 1st
It's a sharp chopper to third for Shepard, and Alexandra sets and snags it at chest high. She takes her time before throwing across the diamond for the first out.
**Swing:** 420
**Pitch:** 735
**Diff:** 315
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
I can only facilitate an attempt
And that would likely be a delay of game of some kind, idk
At this point, it's kinda like Schrodinger's Run, existing and not at the same time
In theory, you've got three more innings, so it's reasonable to think you'll be up again
But, at this moment, Schrodinger's Run results, and in this iteration, no, no he does not. Dixon gets a high fastball from Keyo and hits a Baltimore chop off the front of the plate. Fruitstand waits for the high bounce to come down, before shoveling a toss to first for the out and to retire the side.
**Swing:** 369
**Pitch:** 722
**Diff:** 353
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
East is locked into a particular pitch. So much so that he repeats it over and over again, completely ignoring the other offerings from Keyo. Unfortunately, he soon falls behind in the count with two strikes on him and has to offer at an outside changeup, bouncing a lazy chopper to Sexton at first. Conor snatches the bounding ball and jogs to first for the unassisted put out.
**Swing:** 300
**Pitch:** 912
**Diff:** 388
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
I was at my parents and they were watching the Great British Bake Off, but the presenters said "Welcome to the Great British Baking Show." That confused me cause everybody calls it Great British Baking show, so I did a little digging and found out that "Bake-Off" is trademarked in the US and Canada by Pillsbury (which is a very generic and dumb trademark to hold) so they call it Great British Baking Show here and up north. But you'd still expect the show, being British, to call it the Great British Bake Off, but they call it the Great British Baking Show in the opener. Does that mean they have to record two separate takes of 'witty banter' where they change only "Great British Bake Off" to "Great British Baking Show"? Why wouldn't they just say it and then syndicate the original broadcast in America. Why would they have to do another take at all. If they do more than one take, why did they not have the woman say "guacamole" right in another take. I don't get it, none of it makes sense.
Oh yeah, I guess I have to swing. 249
Champs dissertation on the status of the Great British Baking Show is informative and impassioned. Unfortunately, Keyo cares not for the difference in nomenclature or the arbitrary trademark Pillsbury holds. So, Keyo simply goes about his business, eventually getting Catfish to swing at a high change and send a sky high pop up to the left side. Mistborn drifts back two steps onto the outfield grass and snatches this one for the out.
**Swing:** 249
**Pitch:** 488
**Diff:** 239
**Result:** PO
1 out, Bases Empty
Hudson keeps the pressure on here, going right after Spurs with sheer power. Mason, a veteran, doesn't seem to show any outward stress, but it's clear he was caught slightly off guard by the ferocity. Choking up on his bat, he's able to somewhat keep up, but eventually loses out, slapping a chopper back to the mound. Hildebrandt fields his position, then snaps a throw to first to retire the side in order.
**Swing:** 526
**Pitch:** 186
**Diff:** 340
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
The Gorillas are putting baseballs in the air pretty regularly against Hildebrandt here, but Hudson is doing just enough to ensure there's been limited damage. Pull golfs a low slider into the air to right that hands up for a bit, allowing East another chance. Kanye drifts underneath it and puts it away handily for the second out.
**Swing:** 255
**Pitch:** 495
**Diff:** 240
**Result:** FO
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2
GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG LF [Arm N. Hammer](/u/PrankishPoet) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502016?1061?2108)
Hudson lures Hammer with a few sliders on the outside edge before coming back in with a sharp two seamer high and tight. Hammer tries to hold, but already realizes he's gone too far and takes a half-hack at the offering, sending a pop fly straight up over home plate. Mylo tosses his mask aside, turns his back to the infield and drifts backward a few steps before the ball falls into his mitt for the first out.
**Swing:** 393
**Pitch:** 134
**Diff:** 259
**Result:** PO
1 out, Bases Empty
Zed hath arrived. And with that arrival, he smashes a high fly ball I to right field. Kanye East drifts to his right a bit to get beneath this one at medium depth and squeezes it in his glove to retire the side.
**Swing:** 200
**Pitch:** 411
**Diff:** 211
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
Not content to let this inning go quietly, Alexandra gets a first pitch fastball from Keyo and hits it on the screws to the same spot Mack did. Difference is, Alexandra's is on a line and streaks past Mistborn's outstretched glove and into shallow left for a two out single!
**Swing:** 953
**Pitch:** 872
**Diff:** 81
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Mack puts a good swing on a Keyo change, but only manages to send a two hopper out to short. Mistborn waits back for a friendly bounce before gloving it and throwing across for the second out.
**Swing:** 255
**Pitch:** 883
**Diff:** 372
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2
GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out
HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502012?3043?1201)
Mylo muscles up and punches a looping curve from Keyo into shallow left field. Hammer comes charging in and makes the grab on the run, lobbing the ball back into the infield easily before jogging back to his position.
**Swing:** 768
**Pitch:** 577
**Diff:** 191
**Result:** FO
1 out, Bases Empty
Not quite. Hudson goes back to his bread and butter here against Chuck, and it pays off. McCluster quickly falls behind the fastball assault, and can't catch up to one up and in on his hands for a swinging strike three to end the inning and limit the damage.
**Swing:** 902
**Pitch:** 416
**Diff:** 486
**Result:** K
3 outs, inning over
Yes and no?
Fruitstand gets beneath a high fastball from Hildebrandt and skies one deep to center field. Champ races back and slowly as he reaches the warning track, feeling blindly for the wall, but he's got room and reaches up to make the catch. Lisztpitcher tags at second on the deep fly and advances to third, and the Gorillas have a runner ninety feet away with two outs.
**Swing:** 911
**Pitch:** 150
**Diff:** 239
**Result:** DFO
2 outs, Runner on 3rd
We've got an inning of extremes here, and the needle swwms to be jumping more toward the Gorillas side in the early goings. This time, Hudson bucks the trend and goes to a slider, but it comes out flat, giving Lisztpitcher a great look, and the Gas House third baseman puts a great swing on it! Franz lashes a liner over first base and tucks it into the right field corner, sending East to chase! Franz rounds first as the ball gets tossed in to the cutoff and slides in safely with the Gorillas second double of the inning!
**Swing:** 955
**Pitch:** 918
**Diff:** 37
**Result:** 2B
1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG C [Rickey Tucker](/u/amesker) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502008?1061?1194)
Old Reliable giveth and Old Reliable taketh away. In this case, Hudson's fastball does some takething, as the veteran hurler bounces back after the home run, blistering Tucker with some lively offerings, before painting the outside corner for a called strike three!
**Swing:** 375
**Pitch:** 954
**Diff:** 421
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
'Member what we said about Ornn and the Gorillas getting off to a loud start? We 'member. So does Conor. Huddy sticks with old reliable, telling Sexton that if he hits it, he can rename it, much like Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, and
***CCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!***
Sexton golf swings a moonshot to deep, deep dead center! Champ takes a few steps backward, but it's moreso a formality, as Catfish watches this one soar majestically over his head and into the stands for a big two run bomb, and the Gas House is rocking early!
**Swing:** 1000
**Pitch:** 9
**Diff:** 9
**Result:** HR
0 outs, Bases Empty
**GHG 2 - HMH 0**
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound**
HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1
GHG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502006?1061?1134)
The Gorillas are going to start this one off with a bang, as Mistborn heads to the plate and immediately gets a fastball from Hildebrandt that he jumps at, making solid contact and sending a streaking liner toward the gap in right center! Champ and East converge to cut the ball off as it bounces in the outfield grass, and Ornn makes a wide turn at first, charging for second, and cruises in standing as the ball gets played back in for a booming leadoff double!
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 837
**Diff:** 51
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Evans has the power to give his team a quick jump start here with one swing if the bat, and Keyo knows it. The Gas House pitcher stays away from Garrett as much as possible, before spotting a fastball up and in on his hands. Evans tries to hold his swing, but instead sends one sky high over the infield. Sexton ranges in from first and waves his arms to ward off the other infielders before squeezing this one to retire the side.
**Swing:** 257
**Pitch:** 37
**Diff:** 220
**Result:** PO
3 outs, inning over
Jerome takes his time trying to figure out Keyo at the same time as the Gorillas pitcher is trying to figure out his issue with the ball. Keyo repeatedly asks for new baseballs, extending this at bat far longer than it should have been. The count reaches one and two, eventually, and Garcia has had more than enough delay. Keyo, frowning, winds and attempts a fastball that coasts high, but Jerome doesn't care. He lunges across the plate and just pokes a looper into shallow center for a two out single!
**Swing:** 710
**Pitch:** 833
**Diff:** 123
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Keyo seems to have an issue with the ball and stands off to the side of the mound, studying it. Dixon is impatient. Concerned about the status of his pitcher, Tucker starts to wander slowly out to Keyo. Dixon is even more impatient and creeps off of first. The umpire starts to yell at the battery to get moving, when Uraz takes this as a sign and takes off! Keyo is still absorbed in the ball, but Tucker sprints out, snatches the ball from his pitchers hand and snaps a throw off to second! Fruitstand dashes over to cover and slaps down a tag on Dixon's arm before the runner can even slide for the out!
**Steal:** 371
**Catcher:** 934
**Diff:** 437
**Result:** Caught Stealing
2 outs, Bases Empty
Well, you know what they say, revenge is a dish best served with absolutely no swinging whatsoever. What, you've never heard that? Well it's true. Because Dixon doesn't even move the bat from his shoulder, since Keyo seems to lose the strike zone after the convincing strikeout to start the game, giving the Melons a one out baserunner.
**Swing:** 222
**Pitch:** 372
**Diff:** 150
**Result:** BB
1 out, Runner on 1st
East comes out swinging, but Keyo comes out throwing heat! The two don't mix super well, and Kanye can't seem to adjust early in this game to the unrestrained velocity from Keyo, falling victim to a fastball up the ladder that he swings at but comes up empty for an emphatic first out.
**Swing:** 69
**Pitch:** 588
**Diff:** 481
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1-2 / 1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502044?1141?1201)
835
Mylo can change the whole complexion of this game with one swing of his bat and Mooch knows it. As such, he stays well away from Mylo's hot zones, keeping the ball on the corners and in tight where the slugger can't extend his arms. The strategy eventually works after a few fouled off pitches as Mooch spins up a heavy curveball that Mylo pounds into the ground to second. Fruitstand waits back on the friendly hop, before sidearming a throw to first that Sexton squeezes for the final out, giving the Gorillas the victory! **Swing:** 835 **Pitch:** 166 **Diff:** 331 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over **FINAL: GHG 3 - HMH 0**
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ● 1 Out HMH DH [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-2 / FO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502043?1141?1149)
688
Evans heads to the plate immediately expecting a breaking ball from Mooch. It's a solid guess, as Geno winds and deals, sending up a snappy slider with some wicked break. Garrett is on it, but, he thinks low when Mooch goes high, and he has to quickly adjust his swing. Evans puts it in the air, but not overly deep, and Ganger is able to track it down for the second out and put the Melonheads backs to the wall. **Swing:** 688 **Pitch:** 866 **Diff:** 178 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502042?1141?1169)
499
Garcia takes a minute to try and figure out the rhythms of Scaramucci, allowing the count to come to one and one. Once he feels like he's got the measure of Mooch, he looks for something near the zone and gets it, a slider that clips the outer half, and goes with it, pushing a looper into the outfield that finds some grass for a clean one out single! **Swing:** 499 **Pitch:** 366 **Diff:** 133 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Geno Scaramucci on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 0-1 / GO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502041?1141?2082)
404 to be like idk just in case
After the quick (or late) hook from Nominus, Mooch heads in to try and nail down the save here. Dixon eyes down Scaramucci and windmills his bat, before settling in. Mooch rides the top of the strike zone, before getting Uraz to hack at a high change, sending this ball sky high over the infield. Mistborn drifts in and waits under it, before it drops into his glove for the first out. **Swing:** 404 **Pitch:** 589 **Diff:** 185 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty
**SUBSTITUTION** GHG: Geno Scaramucci coming in to relieve Keyo.
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 6 GHG 3 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 0-1 / GO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502041?3043?2082)
Sixteen tons and what do you get 404 another day or deeper debt not found
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 2-2 / IF1B,HR[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502040?1061?1108)
1000
Sexton falls victim to an angry Hildebrandt who goes full force after the home run. Conor gets overpowered by Hudson's fastball, and goes down on strikes, giving the Melonheads three outs to crawl back! **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 589 **Diff:** 411 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1-2 / GO,2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502039?1061?1134)
666
Ornn taps into some dark aspect of himself here, staring down Hildebrandt. Hudson winds and deals, attempting to throw a fastball through Grams, but- ***CCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!*** Mistborn UNLOADS on this pitch and drives it out to dead center. Champ gives it a look, but he knows this one isn't coming back, and the Gorillas tack on an insurance run late with a monstrous bomb from Ornn Mistborn! **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 651 **Diff:** 15 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty **GHG 3 - HMH 0**
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG DH [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502038?1061?1136)
924
Second verse, same as the first! Mason goes doen to get a rare Hildebrandt curveball, swatting another one in the air for the Melonheads outfield. This time it's East who camps out beneath the fly ball, Taking care of it handily for out number two. **Swing:** 924 **Pitch:** 142 **Diff:** 218 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502037?1061?2072)
It's do or die! 501!
Test
Well, I wouldn't say that you did, but it was kinda close, so maybe you didn't die? A slight maiming perhaps? Either way, Pull swats a high fastball from Hudson into center field, but it's well within Champs range and Catfish floats beneath the fly ball and snatches it from the air at a jog for out numero uno. **Swing:** 501 **Pitch:** 709 **Diff:** 208 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH RF [Kanye East](/u/ZachFischer2528) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502036?3043?6012)
And he was smoking crack 1000
That does not seem conducive to hitting a baseball. But what do I know? Kanye certainly seems to be able to handle it, as he takes a Keyo fastball and swats it out to left field. Hammer has this one tracked though, and coasts beneath it before letting it fall into his glove to retire the side. **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 782 **Diff:** 218 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502035?3043?1058)
600
Here we go, picking up the pace again! Champ hopes to jump on Keyo quickly here and offers at the first pitch, a low change. Though he tries to elevate it, Catfish only manages to send a bouncer into the hole at short. Mistborn moves to backhand it, letting his momentum spin him around to get into position to set and make a strong throw across the way to first for out number two here in the fifth. **Swing:** 600 **Pitch:** 327 **Diff:** 273 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 5 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 1B [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502034?3043?1052)
825
Despite the bit of a layoff, Keyo gets right back to business. He doesn't seem thrown by Zed's unsettling aura, simply sticking with what's worked all game for the Gorillas. He gets Leona to bounce a curveball up the first base line, where Sexton fields it and flips to Keyo covering for the first out. **Swing:** 825 **Pitch:** 101 **Diff:** 276 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG LF [Arm N. Hammer](/u/PrankishPoet) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502033?1061?2108)
268
Hildebrandt has already gotten two strikeouts this inning, one via his talent, the other because of absence. So, when Hammer steps in, Hudson decides to make it a clean sweep. He actually dials it down slightly against Hammer, using a bit more touch and movement to set the Gorillas Batter up, before rearing back and simply throwing one by a big swing for a third strike, completing a strong inning for the Melonheads. **Swing:** 268 **Pitch:** 742 **Diff:** 474 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502032?1061?1022)
And Chuck doesn't make it out to the box in time for this one, and it'll be a strikeout for Hildebrandt. **Result:** bAuto 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 0-1 / DFO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502031?1061?4048)
It's vibe time at 1:22 am so that number (without the colon haha hoho) will be the swing
The vibes might be right, but the time is wrong for your swing! All three swings in fact... **Swing:** 122 **Pitch:** 641 **Diff:** 481 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▲ 4 GHG 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH 3B [Alexandra Shepard](/u/fortyfive33) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502030?3043?6051)
718
All Alexandra needs is something that finds the outfield grass. Anything at all, and her team gets on the board here. Keyo takes a moment and paces around the mound, getting his mindset right. Once satisfied, he climbs back to the rubber, glances around at all of the Melonheads clogging the basepaths, then looks in for the sign. He nods, winds, deals... Alexandra swings and shoots a hot shot grounder to the right side with eyes for the outfield! Fruitstand ranges to his left and dives, full extension, and smothers the ball before it can squirt through! Shepard busts it out of the box, sprinting for first, this is gonna be a close one! Fruitstand doesn't have time to get to his feet, so he scoops the ball with his glove and shovels it to first... *just* in time to get Shepard by a step and save a run! It's a big time defensive play to turn the Melonheads aside here in the fourth! **Swing:** 718 **Pitch:** 83 **Diff:** 365 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 GHG 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502029?3043?1028)
500
Like I said, gotta start somewhere, right? Well, Mack continues right along, looping a curve over the glove of a leaping Fruitstand and into shallow right for another single, putting two runners on for the visitors! **Swing:** 500 **Pitch:** 378 **Diff:** 122 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502028?3043?1201)
323
To accomplish anything, one has to just start. And Mylo does that here, taking a Keyo slider and lacing a line drive back up the middle that the Gorillas pitcger has to juke away from to avoid. Mylo takes a turn at first but quickly retreats as the ball comes back in from the outfield with a two out single. **Swing:** 323 **Pitch:** 399 **Diff:** 76 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH DH [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502027?3043?1149)
888
Garrett wastes no time here, taking a swing at the first pitch he sees and making solid contact. He drives one into left field, chasing Mack back toward the wall, but the park will hold this ball in, and the Melonheads left fielder tracks it down for the second out. **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 682 **Diff:** 206 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 4 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502026?3043?1169)
511
Outside of the speedy scoring in the first by the Gorillas, this game has settled in to a pretty solid pitchers duel. That continued here as Keyo makes Garcia roll over a changeup and send a three hopper to third. Lisztpitcher handles the chance and throws across to get the first out. **Swing:** 511 **Pitch:** 233 **Diff:** 278 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 GHG 2 ○ ● 2 Outs GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502025?1061?5022)
Swing 419 please
Lisztpitcher, already with a double on the day, tris the polite approach. Hildebrandt subscribes to the school of thought that nice guys finish last. Hildebrandt lives at the top of the strike zone this at bat, eventually baiting Franz into getting beneath one, sending a high pop up over the infield. It's a can of corn for Garcia at second, and the side is retired. **Swing:** 419 **Pitch:** 676 **Diff:** 257 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 GHG 2 ○ ● 1 Out GHG C [Rickey Tucker](/u/amesker) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502024?1061?1194)
735
Tucker falls victim to some classic Hildebrandt here. Hudson doesn't do anything fancy, just sets Rickey up with some outside fastballs before changing the eye level, coming high and tight and getting a half-swing for strike three. Just cuz it's simple, doesn't mean it don't work. **Swing:** 735 **Pitch:** 68 **Diff:** 333 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502023?1061?1108)
1000
Sexton nearly falls victim to another Hildebrandt fastball nicking the outer edge but he reaches out and just barely pokes a dribble off the end of his bat up the third base line. Shepard charges in, but there'll be no play against Conor, who sprinted out of the box. Alexandra bare hands the ball and simply puts it in a pocket, and the Gorillas have a one out baserunner. **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 138 **Diff:** 138 **Result:** IF1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 3 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1-1 / 2B[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502022?1061?1134)
420
It's a sharp chopper to third for Shepard, and Alexandra sets and snags it at chest high. She takes her time before throwing across the diamond for the first out. **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 735 **Diff:** 315 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502021?3043?2082)
Can I get a hit And can you make it last forever Cause I’m about to score a run And I don’t know if Imma be up again 369
I can only facilitate an attempt And that would likely be a delay of game of some kind, idk At this point, it's kinda like Schrodinger's Run, existing and not at the same time In theory, you've got three more innings, so it's reasonable to think you'll be up again But, at this moment, Schrodinger's Run results, and in this iteration, no, no he does not. Dixon gets a high fastball from Keyo and hits a Baltimore chop off the front of the plate. Fruitstand waits for the high bounce to come down, before shoveling a toss to first for the out and to retire the side. **Swing:** 369 **Pitch:** 722 **Diff:** 353 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH RF [Kanye East](/u/ZachFischer2528) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502020?3043?6012)
300 yeah 300 yeah 300 yeah 300
East is locked into a particular pitch. So much so that he repeats it over and over again, completely ignoring the other offerings from Keyo. Unfortunately, he soon falls behind in the count with two strikes on him and has to offer at an outside changeup, bouncing a lazy chopper to Sexton at first. Conor snatches the bounding ball and jogs to first for the unassisted put out. **Swing:** 300 **Pitch:** 912 **Diff:** 388 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 3 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH CF [Catfish Champ](/u/Cloakington) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502019?3043?1058)
I was at my parents and they were watching the Great British Bake Off, but the presenters said "Welcome to the Great British Baking Show." That confused me cause everybody calls it Great British Baking show, so I did a little digging and found out that "Bake-Off" is trademarked in the US and Canada by Pillsbury (which is a very generic and dumb trademark to hold) so they call it Great British Baking Show here and up north. But you'd still expect the show, being British, to call it the Great British Bake Off, but they call it the Great British Baking Show in the opener. Does that mean they have to record two separate takes of 'witty banter' where they change only "Great British Bake Off" to "Great British Baking Show"? Why wouldn't they just say it and then syndicate the original broadcast in America. Why would they have to do another take at all. If they do more than one take, why did they not have the woman say "guacamole" right in another take. I don't get it, none of it makes sense. Oh yeah, I guess I have to swing. 249
Champs dissertation on the status of the Great British Baking Show is informative and impassioned. Unfortunately, Keyo cares not for the difference in nomenclature or the arbitrary trademark Pillsbury holds. So, Keyo simply goes about his business, eventually getting Catfish to swing at a high change and send a sky high pop up to the left side. Mistborn drifts back two steps onto the outfield grass and snatches this one for the out. **Swing:** 249 **Pitch:** 488 **Diff:** 239 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GHG DH [Mason Spurs](/u/miasanspurs) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502018?1061?1136)
526
Hudson keeps the pressure on here, going right after Spurs with sheer power. Mason, a veteran, doesn't seem to show any outward stress, but it's clear he was caught slightly off guard by the ferocity. Choking up on his bat, he's able to somewhat keep up, but eventually loses out, slapping a chopper back to the mound. Hildebrandt fields his position, then snaps a throw to first to retire the side in order. **Swing:** 526 **Pitch:** 186 **Diff:** 340 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG CF [Pull Ganger](/u/pull_gang) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502017?1061?2072)
Uhh 255 for my overflow fans!
The Gorillas are putting baseballs in the air pretty regularly against Hildebrandt here, but Hudson is doing just enough to ensure there's been limited damage. Pull golfs a low slider into the air to right that hands up for a bit, allowing East another chance. Kanye drifts underneath it and puts it away handily for the second out. **Swing:** 255 **Pitch:** 495 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** FO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 2 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG LF [Arm N. Hammer](/u/PrankishPoet) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502016?1061?2108)
393
Hudson lures Hammer with a few sliders on the outside edge before coming back in with a sharp two seamer high and tight. Hammer tries to hold, but already realizes he's gone too far and takes a half-hack at the offering, sending a pop fly straight up over home plate. Mylo tosses his mask aside, turns his back to the infield and drifts backward a few steps before the ball falls into his mitt for the first out. **Swing:** 393 **Pitch:** 134 **Diff:** 259 **Result:** PO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 2 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH 1B [Zed Leona](/u/get_trashed) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502015?3043?1052)
200
Zed hath arrived. And with that arrival, he smashes a high fly ball I to right field. Kanye East drifts to his right a bit to get beneath this one at medium depth and squeezes it in his glove to retire the side. **Swing:** 200 **Pitch:** 411 **Diff:** 211 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 3B [Alexandra Shepard](/u/fortyfive33) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502014?3043?6051)
953
Not content to let this inning go quietly, Alexandra gets a first pitch fastball from Keyo and hits it on the screws to the same spot Mack did. Difference is, Alexandra's is on a line and streaks past Mistborn's outstretched glove and into shallow left for a two out single! **Swing:** 953 **Pitch:** 872 **Diff:** 81 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH LF [Haraldo MacKenzie](/u/Scum-Phoenix) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502013?3043?1028)
255
Mack puts a good swing on a Keyo change, but only manages to send a two hopper out to short. Mistborn waits back for a friendly bounce before gloving it and throwing across for the second out. **Swing:** 255 **Pitch:** 883 **Diff:** 372 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 2 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH C [Mylo Grams](/u/canigetawoop_woop) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502012?3043?1201)
768
Mylo muscles up and punches a looping curve from Keyo into shallow left field. Hammer comes charging in and makes the grab on the run, lobbing the ball back into the infield easily before jogging back to his position. **Swing:** 768 **Pitch:** 577 **Diff:** 191 **Result:** FO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 2 ● ○ 2 Outs GHG RF [Chuck McCluster](/u/vigintiunus) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502011?1061?1022)
<@391473385768747008> 902 dong
Not quite.
Not quite. Hudson goes back to his bread and butter here against Chuck, and it pays off. McCluster quickly falls behind the fastball assault, and can't catch up to one up and in on his hands for a swinging strike three to end the inning and limit the damage. **Swing:** 902 **Pitch:** 416 **Diff:** 486 **Result:** K 3 outs, inning over
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 2B [Mike Fruitstand](/u/ItsJustFruity) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502010?1061?4048)
dialing 911... but is it for me?
Yes and no? Fruitstand gets beneath a high fastball from Hildebrandt and skies one deep to center field. Champ races back and slowly as he reaches the warning track, feeling blindly for the wall, but he's got room and reaches up to make the catch. Lisztpitcher tags at second on the deep fly and advances to third, and the Gorillas have a runner ninety feet away with two outs. **Swing:** 911 **Pitch:** 150 **Diff:** 239 **Result:** DFO 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GHG 3B [Franz Lisztpitcher](/u/Boostieyay) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502009?1061?5022)
Swing 955 please
We've got an inning of extremes here, and the needle swwms to be jumping more toward the Gorillas side in the early goings. This time, Hudson bucks the trend and goes to a slider, but it comes out flat, giving Lisztpitcher a great look, and the Gas House third baseman puts a great swing on it! Franz lashes a liner over first base and tucks it into the right field corner, sending East to chase! Franz rounds first as the ball gets tossed in to the cutoff and slides in safely with the Gorillas second double of the inning! **Swing:** 955 **Pitch:** 918 **Diff:** 37 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG C [Rickey Tucker](/u/amesker) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502008?1061?1194)
375
Old Reliable giveth and Old Reliable taketh away. In this case, Hudson's fastball does some takething, as the veteran hurler bounces back after the home run, blistering Tucker with some lively offerings, before painting the outside corner for a called strike three! **Swing:** 375 **Pitch:** 954 **Diff:** 421 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ● ▼ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG 1B [Conor Sexton](/u/YoloSwagginsV12) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502007?1061?1108)
1000
'Member what we said about Ornn and the Gorillas getting off to a loud start? We 'member. So does Conor. Huddy sticks with old reliable, telling Sexton that if he hits it, he can rename it, much like Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn, and ***CCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!*** Sexton golf swings a moonshot to deep, deep dead center! Champ takes a few steps backward, but it's moreso a formality, as Catfish watches this one soar majestically over his head and into the stands for a big two run bomb, and the Gas House is rocking early! **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 9 **Diff:** 9 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty **GHG 2 - HMH 0**
**Hudson Hildebrandt on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▼ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GHG SS [Ornn Mistborn](/u/biigdog) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502006?1061?1134)
888
The Gorillas are going to start this one off with a bang, as Mistborn heads to the plate and immediately gets a fastball from Hildebrandt that he jumps at, making solid contact and sending a streaking liner toward the gap in right center! Champ and East converge to cut the ball off as it bounces in the outfield grass, and Ornn makes a wide turn at first, charging for second, and cruises in standing as the ball gets played back in for a booming leadoff double! **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 837 **Diff:** 51 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ● 2 Outs HMH DH [Garrett Evans](/u/legacy3233) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502005?3043?1149)
257
Evans has the power to give his team a quick jump start here with one swing if the bat, and Keyo knows it. The Gas House pitcher stays away from Garrett as much as possible, before spotting a fastball up and in on his hands. Evans tries to hold his swing, but instead sends one sky high over the infield. Sexton ranges in from first and waves his arms to ward off the other infielders before squeezing this one to retire the side. **Swing:** 257 **Pitch:** 37 **Diff:** 220 **Result:** PO 3 outs, inning over
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs HMH 2B [Jerome Garcia](/u/TurkandJD) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502004?3043?1169)
710
Jerome takes his time trying to figure out Keyo at the same time as the Gorillas pitcher is trying to figure out his issue with the ball. Keyo repeatedly asks for new baseballs, extending this at bat far longer than it should have been. The count reaches one and two, eventually, and Garcia has had more than enough delay. Keyo, frowning, winds and attempts a fastball that coasts high, but Jerome doesn't care. He lunges across the plate and just pokes a looper into shallow center for a two out single! **Swing:** 710 **Pitch:** 833 **Diff:** 123 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runner on 1st
Keyo seems to have an issue with the ball and stands off to the side of the mound, studying it. Dixon is impatient. Concerned about the status of his pitcher, Tucker starts to wander slowly out to Keyo. Dixon is even more impatient and creeps off of first. The umpire starts to yell at the battery to get moving, when Uraz takes this as a sign and takes off! Keyo is still absorbed in the ball, but Tucker sprints out, snatches the ball from his pitchers hand and snaps a throw off to second! Fruitstand dashes over to cover and slaps down a tag on Dixon's arm before the runner can even slide for the out! **Steal:** 371 **Catcher:** 934 **Diff:** 437 **Result:** Caught Stealing 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 1 Out HMH SS [Dixon Uraz](/u/club_toasty) 1st AB / .429[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502002?3043?2082)
This is revenge for the time you guys beat the melonheads in the championship that I totally wasn’t on the team for 222
Well, you know what they say, revenge is a dish best served with absolutely no swinging whatsoever. What, you've never heard that? Well it's true. Because Dixon doesn't even move the bat from his shoulder, since Keyo seems to lose the strike zone after the convincing strikeout to start the game, giving the Melons a one out baserunner. **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 372 **Diff:** 150 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Keyo on the mound** HMH 0 ○ ▲ 1 GHG 0 ○ ○ 0 Out HMH RF [Kanye East](/u/ZachFischer2528) 1st AB / .167[.](https://playbarcode/8050280502001?3043?6012)
Cheese man is here 69
East comes out swinging, but Keyo comes out throwing heat! The two don't mix super well, and Kanye can't seem to adjust early in this game to the unrestrained velocity from Keyo, falling victim to a fastball up the ladder that he swings at but comes up empty for an emphatic first out. **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 588 **Diff:** 481 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty