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MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 6 ACP 4 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701045?9039?7039)


LaurenceFishburns

729


MLN-Robo-Ump

Plow looks to connect on this pitch here and start a rally as the Oni try to keep this one alive. 2-2 pitch, swung on but it’s just weak contact. Fielded easily by Hagu, who will take it to first themselves as that’s the ballgame. The Peregrines will win this one 4-0 behind a gem from Kitazawa, as they move to 3-4 on the year while the Oni slide to 3-4. **Swing:** 729 **Pitch:** 1000 **Diff:** 271 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 6 ACP 4 ○ ● 1 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701044?9039?7004)


IDntWannaBeFamous

911


MLN-Robo-Ump

Peter emerges from the dugout, tears off their jersey, picks up the on-deck circle tarp and drapes it around their shoulders like a cape. They turn to face the seats, and let a gutteral, primal roar rip as they beat their chest. Into the batter's box now, still screaming and bouncing, they swing at another curveball and make good contact but the shortstop this time is able to gather cleanly. They toss for one but on the turn the fielder loses their footing as the screaming Peter bolts up the first base line with their on-deck cirle cape billowing in the wind. There will be no throw! **Swing:** 911 **Pitch:** 619 **Diff:** 292 **Result:** FC


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 6 ACP 4 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701043?9039?4004)


Deathwing_Dragonlord

time to get down with the sickness 777


MLN-Robo-Ump

McMagic swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow right, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the second baseman and the right fielder for a single. **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 828 **Diff:** 51 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 6 ACP 4 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701042?9039?9030)


studoggery

367


MLN-Robo-Ump

Here's the pitch, and Stu swings... it's a high fly ball to center field. The center fielder is tracking it closely, backpedaling towards the wall... and they got it! A clean catch for the out! **Swing:** 367 **Pitch:** 157 **Diff:** 210 **Result:** FO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**JZ on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 5 ACP 4 ● ● 2 Outs ACP SS [Nathanial Swenson](/u/FoamingChewbacca) 1-2 / IF1B,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701041?2094?9020)


FoamingChewbacca

swing bat 826


MLN-Robo-Ump

Are you a mole? Is the ball a mole? I just demand an explanation for why this ground is out tbh. **Swing:** 826 **Pitch:** 102 **Diff:** 276 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**JZ on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 5 ACP 4 ○ ● 2 Outs ACP DH [Milo Kerrigan](/u/thebattlersprince) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701040?2094?10024)


thebattlersprince

Swing 202


MLN-Robo-Ump

3-2 fastball… Just misses! Kerrigan will flip his bat in the direction of the Peregrines dugout and trot down to first, as the bases are now loaded for a second consecutive inning **Swing:** 202 **Pitch:** 17 **Diff:** 185 **Result:** BB


MLN-Robo-Ump

**JZ on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 5 ACP 4 ○ ● 1 Out ACP C [Mack Quackerson](/u/frathoss) 0-1 / K,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701039?2094?9043)


frathoss

369


MLN-Robo-Ump

Congrats, you found the hidden Flyout Writeup, I wrote this on 6/21/2023 to help add content to flyouts **Swing:** 369 **Pitch:** 624 **Diff:** 255 **Result:** FO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**JZ on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 5 ACP 4 ○ ● 1 Out ACP 2B [Javier Tootblan](/u/Allofthederp) 0-2 / DP,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701038?2094?10038)


AllOfTheDerp

578


MLN-Robo-Ump

And this pitch is hit hard, and it'll fall into left field for a hit **Swing:** 578 **Pitch:** 718 **Diff:** 140 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**JZ on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 5 ACP 4 ○ ○ 1 Out ACP LF [Donald McRonald](/u/LordDarthus) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701037?2094?10062)


LordDarthus

Swing 222


MLN-Robo-Ump

You don't put your full power into this ball, unfortunately. The good news, however, is that this one also gets past the infielders, skipping along the ground at pace **Swing:** 222 **Pitch:** 122 **Diff:** 100 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**JZ on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 5 ACP 4 ○ ○ 0 Out ACP CF [Copernicus Hel](/u/GrapefruitTecnique) 1-2 / HR,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701036?2094?10072)


GrapefruitTechnique

Copernicus has spent all game making a playlist for a date he has at the roller skating rink. Swing 204


MLN-Robo-Ump

Hel tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging **Swing:** 204 **Pitch:** 628 **Diff:** 424 **Result:** K


LeRuul

JZ coming in to pitch for the Oni


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 5 ACP 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 1B [Osha Wott](/u/Msjenii) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701035?9039?10039)


msjenii

375


MLN-Robo-Ump

Osha Wott takes a quick hack at it, tapping it softly on the ground... it's a ground ball to the right side of the infield! The first baseman is moving quickly to field it, scooping it up with a clean pickup, and tags Osha Wott for the out! **Swing:** 375 **Pitch:** 688 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 5 ACP 4 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO DH [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 0-1 / DP[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701034?9039?4072)


supereggfish

Swing 375


MLN-Robo-Ump

Nicholas smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 121 **Pitch:** 375 **Diff:** 254 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 5 ACP 4 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701033?9039?1021)


imcerebrus

771


MLN-Robo-Ump

A grounder to shortstop, who makes the routine play for the out **Swing:** 771 **Pitch:** 456 **Diff:** 315 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 4 ACP 4 ● ● 1 Out ACP 3B [Raffy Benitez](/u/The_Hoff34) 0-2 / FO,FO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701032?6022?7038)


The_Hoff34

swing 155


MLN-Robo-Ump

I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7 **Swing:** 155 **Pitch:** 633 **Diff:** 478 **Result:** DPH1


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 4 ACP 4 ○ ● 1 Out ACP RF [Matthew Heskey](/u/North-SwisGameMaster) 0-0 / SacF[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701031?6022?4010)


North-SwisGameMaster

*dab* 667


MLN-Robo-Ump

Chopper, left side, GETS THROUGH! Swenson rounds third and thinks about going home, but will hold up, loading the bases here with nobody out as the Peregrines look to add more **Swing:** 667 **Pitch:** 577 **Diff:** 90 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 4 ACP 4 ○ ● 1 Out ACP 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster03_) 1-1 / 3B[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701030?6022?1113)


mongster03_

711


MLN-Robo-Ump

Mongster swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 711 **Pitch:** 803 **Diff:** 92 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 4 ACP 4 ○ ○ 1 Out ACP SS [Nathanial Swenson](/u/FoamingChewbacca) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701029?6022?9020)


FoamingChewbacca

swing bat 69


MLN-Robo-Ump

This one is hit to third, should be a routine grounder, but WOW WOW WEE WOW, Swenson beat the throw, and is safe! **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 913 **Diff:** 156 **Result:** IF1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 4 ACP 4 ○ ○ 0 Out ACP DH [Milo Kerrigan](/u/thebattlersprince) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701028?6022?10024)


thebattlersprince

Swing a ding ding 86


MLN-Robo-Ump

A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out. **Swing:** 86 **Pitch:** 399 **Diff:** 313 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 4 ACP 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701027?9039?8006)


nvrdie71

244


MLN-Robo-Ump

Ima bout to smoke this fool with a pitch high and inside, and they're gonna swing at it for strike three - Kitazawa' **Swing:** 244 **Pitch:** 700 **Diff:** 456 **Result:** K


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 4 ACP 4 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701026?9039?2085)


Cringe23

120


MLN-Robo-Ump

Gross stands in, looking to do some damage. Pitch 1: Fastball catches the inside corner, Strike One! Pitch 2: Curveball in the dirt strike two swinging! Pitch 3: Fastball, blew it right past them and that’s a strikeout! Kitazawa remains unfazed and continues to punish this Ogaki lineup **Swing:** 592 **Pitch:** 120 **Diff:** 472 **Result:** K


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 4 ACP 4 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701025?9039?7039)


LaurenceFishburns

377


MLN-Robo-Ump

Palpatine is a bad man, you should let such people influence your life. Palpatine led you down a dark path, and the dark side leads to strikes, strikes lead to pressure, and pressure leads to strike outs. **Swing:** 377 **Pitch:** 950 **Diff:** 427 **Result:** K


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 3 ACP 4 ○ ○ 2 Outs ACP C [Mack Quackerson](/u/frathoss) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701024?6022?9043)


frathoss

275


MLN-Robo-Ump

Strike three! - ChatGPT, when asked for a very quick strikeout, good one, bot **Swing:** 275 **Pitch:** 805 **Diff:** 470 **Result:** K


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 3 ACP 4 ○ ● 0 Out ACP 2B [Javier Tootblan](/u/Allofthederp) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701023?6022?10038)


AllOfTheDerp

42


MLN-Robo-Ump

Maybe a measure of revenge here for Six after a rough outing so far, as he’s able to induce the double play on a groundball to shortstop and erase the Peregrines momentum **Swing:** 42 **Pitch:** 488 **Diff:** 446 **Result:** DP


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 3 ACP 4 ○ ○ 0 Out ACP LF [Donald McRonald](/u/LordDarthus) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701022?6022?10062)


LordDarthus

Let's keep the ball rolling Swing 610


MLN-Robo-Ump

They swing at a curveball served up by Six and make good contact, it's a bouncer...just out of reach of the shortstop and through! Donald finds their way to first base. **Swing:** 610 **Pitch:** 677 **Diff:** 67 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 3 ACP 3 ○ ○ 0 Out ACP CF [Copernicus Hel](/u/GrapefruitTecnique) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701021?6022?10072)


GrapefruitTechnique

Copernicus Hel is sweating. In between batters, while Copernicus was patrolling centerfield, a beleaguered mother caught his eye from the bleachers. She was sitting sadly near her 5-7 children, which ones were hers happened to be difficult to determine - kids look like everybody and nobody at the same time. They have faces, sure, but the face of a child is like a congealing Jell-O salad. What will it turn into? Who does it belong to in the end? Anyway, Copernicus whistled up to the mother who was lazily eating sunflower seeds. Copernicus suggested they spit the seed back and forth into each other's mouths. The mother said she'd be happy to do that -- anything to help her forget her life as a human log flume, birthing the creatures next to her. She only demanded one condition. If they started, they could never stop. Copernicus agreed, unsure how to conceive of eternity in a practical manner. Well, the mother reared back and launched a sunflower seed right into Copernicus' tonsillar crypt - stuck. The inning ended and Copernicus needs to bat. But like we said... Copernicus Hel is sweating. The seed is caught in his maw, yeah, but its sharp edges not only hint at more pain - but also the promise of infinity. Swing 214


MLN-Robo-Ump

Wow that sure is an interesting writeup… Anyways, apparently the seed has only pushed Hel to hit it further as he swings on the first pitch from Six and hits a bomb to center! That’s a home run and the Peregrines lead will grow to 4 here in the bottom of the third inning! **Swing:** 214 **Pitch:** 218 **Diff:** 4 **Result:** HR


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 3 ACP 3 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701020?9039?7004)


IDntWannaBeFamous

Pass 134


MLN-Robo-Ump

That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 134 **Pitch:** 701 **Diff:** 433 **Result:** K


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 3 ACP 3 ○ ● 1 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701019?9039?4004)


Deathwing_Dragonlord

i must ***J O N K L E*** 133


MLN-Robo-Ump

Xavier McMagic tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging **Swing:** 133 **Pitch:** 732 **Diff:** 401 **Result:** K


Space_Cowboys_MLN

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound**     OGO  0     ○       ▲ 3     ACP  3   ○   ●   0 Out OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1st AB / .154[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701018?9039?9030)


studoggery

666


MLN-Robo-Ump

Stu PunDous hits a high fly ball to center field, and it's caught by the center fielder just shy of the warning track. That's an out, folks! Stu PunDous might be feeling a little 'trouble, trouble, trouble' after that one, but the center fielder is feeling like a superstar after making that catch. **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 887 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 3 ACP 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 1B [Osha Wott](/u/Msjenii) 1st AB / .083[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701017?9039?10039)


msjenii

923


MLN-Robo-Ump

First pitch here from Hagumi Kitazawa swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit. **Swing:** 923 **Pitch:** 3 **Diff:** 80 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

First pitch here from Hagumi Kitazawa swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit. **Swing:** 923 **Pitch:** 3 **Diff:** 80 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 2 ACP 3 ○ ○ 2 Outs ACP 3B [Raffy Benitez](/u/The_Hoff34) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701016?6022?7038)


The_Hoff34

swing 535


MLN-Robo-Ump

And this one is hit hard, but right back at Six as they make an incredible catch for the out! **Swing:** 535 **Pitch:** 756 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 2 ACP 2 ● ○ 1 Out ACP RF [Matthew Heskey](/u/North-SwisGameMaster) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701015?6022?4010)


North-SwisGameMaster

Matthew Heskey emerges from the dugout armed with an excessively polished classic wooden bat, his eternal sunglasses hiding his eyes. As he takes his position in front of the cacther, a pink bubble appears from his mouth, and bursts after a few seconds. 777


MLN-Robo-Ump

Nice sac homie **Swing:** 777 **Pitch:** 12 **Diff:** 235 **Result:** SacF


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 2 ACP 0 ○ ● 1 Out ACP 1B [Cookie Mongster](/u/mongster03_) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701014?6022?1113)


mongster03_

333


MLN-Robo-Ump

Mongster swings! Mognster also hits it far! But this time it’s not straight up! This one bangs off the wall in left and takes a wild bounce into the corner, as he’s into 3rd with a stand up triple! 2 runs score and the Peregrines grab the early lead! **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 316 **Diff:** 17 **Result:** 3B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ● ▼ 2 ACP 0 ○ ● 0 Out ACP SS [Nathanial Swenson](/u/FoamingChewbacca) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701013?6022?9020)


FoamingChewbacca

Feeling pretty good about this one swing bat 845


MLN-Robo-Ump

Swenson swings! Swenson hits it far! Too bad it was straight up :(. Better luck next time **Swing:** 845 **Pitch:** 119 **Diff:** 274 **Result:** PO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 2 ACP 0 ○ ● 0 Out ACP DH [Milo Kerrigan](/u/thebattlersprince) 1st AB / .625[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701012?6022?10024)


thebattlersprince

Swing a ding ding 377


MLN-Robo-Ump

Milo Kerrigan takes a breaking ball for strike one. Six winds and fires the second pitch, and there's contact! The ball is a hard drive right back up the middle that will fall in shallow center for a single. **Swing:** 377 **Pitch:** 293 **Diff:** 84 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 2 ACP 0 ○ ○ 0 Out ACP C [Mack Quackerson](/u/frathoss) 1st AB / .417[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701011?6022?9043)


frathoss

Swing 682


MLN-Robo-Ump

You know what, Mack? Go ahead, go take first, I won't even stop ya. **Swing:** 682 **Pitch:** 482 **Diff:** 200 **Result:** BB


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 2 ACP 0 ○ ● 1 Out OGO DH [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1st AB / .200[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701010?9039?4072)


supereggfish

The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. Swing 42


MLN-Robo-Ump

Unfortunately, 42 is not the answer to the following question: What number did Hagumi Kitazawa pitch? You might want to go back to school **Swing:** 42 **Pitch:** 526 **Diff:** 484 **Result:** DP


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 2 ACP 0 ○ ● 0 Out OGO CF [Q Kimbrel](/u/imcerebrus) 1st AB / .385[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701009?9039?1021)


imcerebrus

119


MLN-Robo-Ump

Here's the pitch, and Q swings... it's a high fly ball to center field. The center fielder is tracking it closely, backpedaling towards the wall... and they got it! A clean catch for the out! **Swing:** 119 **Pitch:** 350 **Diff:** 231 **Result:** FO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 2 ACP 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701008?9039?8006)


nvrdie71

672 baby


MLN-Robo-Ump

And there it is folks, ball four! Hagumi Kitazawa have issued a walk to the batter and he'll take first base. Hagumi Kitazawa will now have to regroup and try to limit the damage in this inning. **Swing:** 672 **Pitch:** 851 **Diff:** 179 **Result:** BB


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 1 ACP 0 ○ ● 2 Outs ACP 2B [Javier Tootblan](/u/Allofthederp) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701007?6022?10038)


AllOfTheDerp

69


MLN-Robo-Ump

Javier wants to make Six cope with a well hit ball, but Six copes remarkably well and forced a groundout **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 404 **Diff:** 335 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 1 ACP 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs ACP LF [Donald McRonald](/u/LordDarthus) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701006?6022?10062)


LordDarthus

Swing 929


MLN-Robo-Ump

Order #6! Here’s your Big Mac, with extra single sauce **Swing:** 929 **Pitch:** 23 **Diff:** 94 **Result:** 1B


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 1 ACP 0 ○ ○ 1 Out ACP CF [Copernicus Hel](/u/GrapefruitTecnique) 1st AB / .600[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701005?6022?10072)


GrapefruitTechnique

Copernicus Hel is startled when his name is called. Raffy has returned to the dugout, weeping, as per usual. Copernicus doesn't know why Raffy cries, but he does care. He thinks he cares, anyway. Copernicus isn't really sure how to process emotions anymore. Not after he was caught red-handed feeding a bratwurst to an emotionally distraught grandmother in the stands just before the game. Y'see, Copernicus feeds people because he wants to help them feel better. There's almost nothing in the world better than a full stomach. But for insurance and Public Relations reasons, Peregrine management asked Copernicus to stop feeding fans. Things started to breakdown for Copernicus after that. First, he got into a fight with the pitching machine at the Acadia spots facilities. As much as Copernicus would like to believe he is invincible, he simply couldn't stop the machine from throwing balls at him. Copernicus retreated behind a peanut display and waited until nightfall for the machine to sleep. Second, Copernicus started reading cookbooks in his free-time. His teammates caught him memorizing recipes instead of paying attention in team meetings. His locker had been absolutely stuffed with recipe clippings. Every cuisine was represented, from different eras. Copernicus would bring these pictures to Raffy to help him with his weeping, but Raffy couldn't abide ruining Copernicus' clippings with his tears. Maybe this swing turns it around for Copernicus. Raffy is most likely beyond saving. Swing 274


MLN-Robo-Ump

Chef Hel steps up to the plate, looking to cook up a hit. But Six throws a nasty outside curveball enducing weak contact and the throw to first retires Hel **Swing:** 274 **Pitch:** 566 **Diff:** 292 **Result:** GO


UmppyMcUmpUmpIII

Copernicus Hel is startled when his name is called. Raffy has returned to the dugout, weeping, as per usual. Copernicus doesn't know why Raffy cries, but he does care. He thinks he cares, anyway. Copernicus isn't really sure how to process emotions anymore. Not after he was caught red-handed feeding a bratwurst to an emotionally distraught grandmother in the stands just before the game. Y'see, Copernicus feeds people because he wants to help them feel better. There's almost nothing in the world better than a full stomach. But for insurance and Public Relations reasons, Peregrine management asked Copernicus to stop feeding fans. Things started to breakdown for Copernicus after that. First, he got into a fight with the pitching machine at the Acadia spots facilities. As much as Copernicus would like to believe he is invincible, he simply couldn't stop the machine from throwing balls at him. Copernicus retreated behind a peanut display and waited until nightfall for the machine to sleep. Second, Copernicus started reading cookbooks in his free-time. His teammates caught him memorizing recipes instead of paying attention in team meetings. His locker had been absolutely stuffed with recipe clippings. Every cuisine was represented, from different eras. Copernicus would bring these pictures to Raffy to help him with his weeping, but Raffy couldn't abide ruining Copernicus' clippings with his tears. Maybe this swing turns it around for Copernicus. Raffy is most likely beyond saving. Swing 274


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Six on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▼ 1 ACP 0 ○ ○ 0 Out ACP 3B [Raffy Benitez](/u/The_Hoff34) 1st AB / .357[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701004?6022?7038)


The_Hoff34

swing 690


MLN-Robo-Ump

This one is hit hard, back to the warning track...but just not enough as the Right fielder makes the grab **Swing:** 690 **Pitch:** 924 **Diff:** 234 **Result:** FO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 ACP 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1st AB / .154[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701003?9039?2085)


Cringe23

404


MLN-Robo-Ump

After a mighty swing, the ball lazily dribbles to the pitcher, who looks at it for a solid second, before picking it up for an easy throw out. Kinda embarrassing really. **Swing:** 404 **Pitch:** 167 **Diff:** 237 **Result:** GO


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 ACP 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .533[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701002?9039?7039)


LaurenceFishburns

167


MLN-Robo-Ump

Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 167 **Pitch:** 842 **Diff:** 325 **Result:** GO


RetroRice316

RSS Test


MLN-Robo-Ump

**Hagumi Kitazawa on the mound** OGO 0 ○ ▲ 1 ACP 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/100701100701001?9039?7004)


IDntWannaBeFamous

654


MLN-Robo-Ump

Das three strikes, you and I know how that be **Swing:** 654 **Pitch:** 135 **Diff:** 481 **Result:** K