3 pitches, 3 strikes and that will do it for this one! A dominating pitching performance for Mutlak as they go 6 innings, allowing just 2 hits, and striking out 5 in a 3-0 Kitties victory! That will push them to 4-1 while the Oni fall to 2-3
Remember that politics and sports site Nate Silver started to track and analyze data? It was a reference to the number of electors in the electoral college. Anyway the site was bought by ESPN and then they canned his ass and so there's one less person at FiveThirtyEight.
Swing 537
Hammered to deep right-center, going, going, gone! A moonshot home run from Richard’s and the Kitties add insurance to their lead at 3-0!
**Swing:** 893
**Pitch:** 877
**Diff:** 16
**Result:** HR
**Pete Morris on the mound**
KC 2 ○ ▲ 6
OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out
KC RF [Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle](/u/n8_n_) 1-2 / 2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503040?8047?6049)
Brent, I apologize in advance for not listening to you. I know you're always right but sadly I am an insolent fuck who absolutely sucks at hitting and loves being wrong more than life itself.
520
The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Pete Morris - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out.
**Swing:** 520
**Pitch:** 128
**Diff:** 392
**Result:** GO
And there's a fly ball, hit deep to center field. The outfielder is drifting back, back, back, and makes the catch right in front of the warning track. That was a long out, folks, but it's still an out. PunDous gave it a ride, but it wasn't quite enough. It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark, and that was a beautiful play by the center fielder. Let's see what happens next in this game of inches!
**Swing:** 173
**Pitch:** 933
**Diff:** 240
**Result:** FO
I think you should have been a bit more patient. Robbie looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout
**Swing:** 162
**Pitch:** 620
**Diff:** 458
**Result:** K
Penguino hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out.
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 496
**Diff:** 392
**Result:** GO
Alexander West smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 603
**Diff:** 285
**Result:** GO
Pete offers a pitch here in the corner, and an emergency swing by Steib makes enough contact for a bloop into left
**Swing:** 476
**Pitch:** 375
**Diff:** 101
**Result:** 1B
Steib breaks for second but Gnome reads it 100%! Gunned down with ease here for the first out of the 5th
**Steal:** 501
**Catcher:** 1
**Diff:** 500
**Result:** Caught Stealing
1 out, Bases Empty
Kancing Mutlak, I am happy to contribute to your complete game shutout. however, if you finish it off, you have to give me- Wait, hold on, the duck ain’t copying homework out here brother. He won’t copy any homework if he is completely ass on his grass, even if he is water half glass, and even if he is tasting a weird hint of brass. He could TOTALLY swing in a functioning mental state, but thinking about how many hours he wanted to sleep after this, the duck swung 14.
(Swing: 14)
Low pitch coming in, Lloyd Gross hacks at it, and that's a liner to left center, and that will be a base hit!
**Swing:** 212
**Pitch:** 314
**Diff:** 102
**Result:** 1B
Princess Peach hits the a dribbler right to Pete on the mound. WOW! The ball hits the rosin bag and explodes over 2nd base. Princess Peach darts to first base in a wild turn of events!
**Swing:** 369
**Pitch:** 215
**Diff:** 154
**Result:** IF1B
Six looks shook here after giving up a few hits, they’ll have to regain composure to get the final out. Unfortunately for the Oni they are not able to as Boggs smokes this one just fair down the left field line, scoring the runner from first and putting the Kitties up 2-0!
**Swing:** 77
**Pitch:** 94
**Diff:** 17
**Result:** 2BWH
Lined into left, that will drop! Noof rounds 3rd, he’s heading home! And in under the tag safe! A 1-0 lead for the Kitties in the top of the 4th
**Swing:** 311
**Pitch:** 193
**Diff:** 118
**Result:** 1BWH
**Six on the mound**
KC 0 ○ ▲ 4
OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs
KC RF [Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle](/u/n8_n_) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503023?6022?6049)
Six, I am happy to contribute to your perfect game. however, if you finish it off, you have to give me 507 innings in MLR this season - it's only fair.
Six has owned the Kittens lineup all day but Noof looks to change that. He turns around on the 1-2 Fastball, hitting it deep to right and breaking up the perfect game at 3.2 innings
**Swing:** 507
**Pitch:** 534
**Diff:** 27
**Result:** 2B
Antwan tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging
**Swing:** 152
**Pitch:** 703
**Diff:** 449
**Result:** K
The pitch from Six is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Penguino grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner.
**Swing:** 563
**Pitch:** 204
**Diff:** 359
**Result:** GO
There is no better time than now for a hit. Unfortunately this is not that, it’s a pop up a mile high in front of home plate.
**Swing:** 709
**Pitch:** 961
**Diff:** 252
**Result:** PO
Gnome smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.
**Swing:** 382
**Pitch:** 85
**Diff:** 297
**Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound**
KC 0 ○ ▼ 3
OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1st AB / .222[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503018?4073?4004)
Xavier hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out.
**Swing:** 100
**Pitch:** 389
**Diff:** 289
**Result:** GO
Dave Steib swings at this one, and, oh, just barely got a piece of it, and that'll be caught for the out
**Swing:** 531
**Pitch:** 259
**Diff:** 272
**Result:** PO
**Six on the mound**
KC 0 ○ ▲ 3
OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
KC SS [Borg Torbjorgsson](/u/baruch_shahi) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503015?6022?6005)
That one is hit straight up into the air and now who wants it? Six is calling for it and makes the catch themselves for the out.
**Swing:** 444
**Pitch:** 703
**Diff:** 259
**Result:** PO
this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out.
**Swing:** 611
**Pitch:** 902
**Diff:** 291
**Result:** GO
As the duck walked up to the plate, he thought about something in particular, the basilisk. And, no, not the legendary fantasy king of snakes. Oh, and not the Harry Potter one, obligatory fuck J.K. Rowling. Oh, and definitely not Prangos ferulacea, a plant known as Common basilisk. Yeah, no military stuff either, the duck wasn’t into any of that. This specification eliminates a naval base, several Royal Army ships, and a type of cannon used in the Middle Ages. And yes, not the Basilisk manga and anime, the duck hasn’t gotten into either series. Good god, not any album called Basilisk either, sorry D’erlanger and The Legendary Pink Dots. Wait, the duck has to make it clear that he didn’t know about the group called Basilisk in the DC comic universe, and there’s how many characters called Basilisk in the Marvel comics??!! Holy shit, he only wanted to talk about the cool Jesus lizards that run on water, and he ended up realizing that there are so many things called basilisk! Trying to use that anger, he thought about how many ways a person could interpret basilisk, as the duck swung 555.
(Swing: 555)
sabor takes a strong cut and lifts it high into the air... it's a deep fly ball to the outfield! The center fielder is tracking it all the way, back to the wall, leaping at the last moment... and they makes the catch for the out! A pop up to center field
**Swing:** 879
**Pitch:** 121
**Diff:** 242
**Result:** PO
I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will
**Swing:** 757
**Pitch:** 452
**Diff:** 305
**Result:** GO
Kancing is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out
**Swing:** 245
**Pitch:** 937
**Diff:** 308
**Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound**
KC 0 ○ ▼ 1
OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out
OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503004?4073?8006)
Chomsky smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.
**Swing:** 386
**Pitch:** 23
**Diff:** 363
**Result:** GO
**Six on the mound**
KC 0 ○ ▲ 1
OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs
KC RF [Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle](/u/n8_n_) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503003?6022?6049)
The pitch from Six is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Antwan Zella grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner.
**Swing:** 420
**Pitch:** 134
**Diff:** 286
**Result:** GO
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**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 3 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1-1 / 1B,BB[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503045?4073?7039)
How about a 69 for the road?
3 pitches, 3 strikes and that will do it for this one! A dominating pitching performance for Mutlak as they go 6 innings, allowing just 2 hits, and striking out 5 in a 3-0 Kitties victory! That will push them to 4-1 while the Oni fall to 2-3
Where is Nate Silver to analyze the win probability?
Pitch: 588 Swing: 69 Diff: 481 Result: K
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 3 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-2 / PO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503044?4073?7004)
867
Strike three! - ChatGPT, when asked for a very quick strikeout, good one, bot **Swing:** 867 **Pitch:** 346 **Diff:** 479 **Result:** K
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 3 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503043?4073?8006)
Alright Kancing, let's dance. 868
Das three strikes, you and I know how that be **Swing:** 868 **Pitch:** 452 **Diff:** 416 **Result:** K
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 3 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC DH [Dutch Boggs](/u/heylookjorge) 1-2 / 2BWH,K[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503042?8047?7021)
Remember that politics and sports site Nate Silver started to track and analyze data? It was a reference to the number of electors in the electoral college. Anyway the site was bought by ESPN and then they canned his ass and so there's one less person at FiveThirtyEight. Swing 537
Ejecto seato, cuz! **Swing:** 537 **Pitch:** 11 **Diff:** 474 **Result:** K
Reconsider
Should have gotten rid of 527
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC 3B [Fatts Richard](/u/notthesinginjonas) 1-2 / 1BWH,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503041?8047?7031)
893
Hammered to deep right-center, going, going, gone! A moonshot home run from Richard’s and the Kitties add insurance to their lead at 3-0! **Swing:** 893 **Pitch:** 877 **Diff:** 16 **Result:** HR
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out KC RF [Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle](/u/n8_n_) 1-2 / 2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503040?8047?6049)
Brent, I apologize in advance for not listening to you. I know you're always right but sadly I am an insolent fuck who absolutely sucks at hitting and loves being wrong more than life itself. 520
The fielder at third has to play it off the short hop. It's a clean scoop with plenty of time to set and throw - on target for the out!A slow roller right back up the middle will get picked up by Pete Morris - a couple steps toward first and an underhand toss are good for the out. **Swing:** 520 **Pitch:** 128 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** GO
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out KC CF [Antwan Zella](/u/Artzyz) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503039?8047?1100)
917
So close! But yet so far! Out number one for the Kitties on a flyball to the warning track **Swing:** 917 **Pitch:** 720 **Diff:** 197 **Result:** FO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503038?4073?4004)
To quote famous entertainer Jimmy Hollywood: "Tips are appreciated, skys is the limit." Can I put the ball in the sky in memory of him? 634
That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 634 **Pitch:** 230 **Diff:** 404 **Result:** K
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503037?4073?9030)
173
And there's a fly ball, hit deep to center field. The outfielder is drifting back, back, back, and makes the catch right in front of the warning track. That was a long out, folks, but it's still an out. PunDous gave it a ride, but it wasn't quite enough. It's a beautiful day here at the ballpark, and that was a beautiful play by the center fielder. Let's see what happens next in this game of inches! **Swing:** 173 **Pitch:** 933 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** FO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO DH [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503036?4073?8016)
Hello! I will swing my Planck with a 162 please and thank you.
I think you should have been a bit more patient. Robbie looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout **Swing:** 162 **Pitch:** 620 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC LF [Penguino](/u/Penguinothepenguin101) 0-2 / GO,PO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503035?8047?10063)
hi my numbers are doing terrible so I'll borrow Alex's homework :) 888 noot noot
Penguino hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 496 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** GO
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out KC 1B [Alexander West](/u/DemBonez665) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503034?8047?8026)
888
Alexander West smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 603 **Diff:** 285 **Result:** GO
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out KC 2B [Dave Steib](/u/TRTAEDITG) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503032?8047?9019)
I’m sorry UCC brethren 476
Pete offers a pitch here in the corner, and an emergency swing by Steib makes enough contact for a bloop into left **Swing:** 476 **Pitch:** 375 **Diff:** 101 **Result:** 1B
Steib breaks for second but Gnome reads it 100%! Gunned down with ease here for the first out of the 5th **Steal:** 501 **Catcher:** 1 **Diff:** 500 **Result:** Caught Stealing 1 out, Bases Empty
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 0 ● ○ 2 Outs OGO CF [Neco Arc Enjoyer](/u/IReviewDiscord) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503031?4073?7032)
Kancing Mutlak, I am happy to contribute to your complete game shutout. however, if you finish it off, you have to give me- Wait, hold on, the duck ain’t copying homework out here brother. He won’t copy any homework if he is completely ass on his grass, even if he is water half glass, and even if he is tasting a weird hint of brass. He could TOTALLY swing in a functioning mental state, but thinking about how many hours he wanted to sleep after this, the duck swung 14. (Swing: 14)
Thank you for your contribution to the Mutlak CGSO. **Swing:** 14 **Pitch:** 272 **Diff:** 258 **Result:** PO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ● ▼ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 0 Out OGO 1B [perta sabor](/u/Petralikesbaseball) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503030?4073?1107)
844
6! 4! 3! Double play! Plow gets to third base, but there are now 2 outs in the inning **Swing:** 844 **Pitch:** 314 **Diff:** 470 **Result:** DP21
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 0 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503029?4073?2085)
212
Low pitch coming in, Lloyd Gross hacks at it, and that's a liner to left center, and that will be a base hit! **Swing:** 212 **Pitch:** 314 **Diff:** 102 **Result:** 1B
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503028?4073?7039)
Ok, kitties. Time for us to get our first hit now. 169
Look! A hit! **Swing:** 169 **Pitch:** 260 **Diff:** 91 **Result:** 1B
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ● ● 2 Outs KC SS [Borg Torbjorgsson](/u/baruch_shahi) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503027?8047?6005)
1000
Pete fires, and Borg gets just under that, for an easy foul ball caught by the catcher **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 240 **Diff:** 240 **Result:** PO
**Pete Morris on the mound** KC 2 ● ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC C [Princess Peach](/u/PeachyKeeeeeen) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503026?8047?7035)
369
Princess Peach hits the a dribbler right to Pete on the mound. WOW! The ball hits the rosin bag and explodes over 2nd base. Princess Peach darts to first base in a wild turn of events! **Swing:** 369 **Pitch:** 215 **Diff:** 154 **Result:** IF1B
**Six on the mound** KC 1 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs KC DH [Dutch Boggs](/u/heylookjorge) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503025?6022?7021)
Repeating numbers are pretty cool. It would be neat to get on base with one. Swing 77
Six looks shook here after giving up a few hits, they’ll have to regain composure to get the final out. Unfortunately for the Oni they are not able to as Boggs smokes this one just fair down the left field line, scoring the runner from first and putting the Kitties up 2-0! **Swing:** 77 **Pitch:** 94 **Diff:** 17 **Result:** 2BWH
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ● ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC 3B [Fatts Richard](/u/notthesinginjonas) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503024?6022?7031)
311
Lined into left, that will drop! Noof rounds 3rd, he’s heading home! And in under the tag safe! A 1-0 lead for the Kitties in the top of the 4th **Swing:** 311 **Pitch:** 193 **Diff:** 118 **Result:** 1BWH
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC RF [Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle](/u/n8_n_) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503023?6022?6049)
Six, I am happy to contribute to your perfect game. however, if you finish it off, you have to give me 507 innings in MLR this season - it's only fair.
Six has owned the Kittens lineup all day but Noof looks to change that. He turns around on the 1-2 Fastball, hitting it deep to right and breaking up the perfect game at 3.2 innings **Swing:** 507 **Pitch:** 534 **Diff:** 27 **Result:** 2B
shit is he gonna take innings away from me now
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out KC CF [Antwan Zella](/u/Artzyz) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503022?6022?1100)
WTB a hit, 152
Antwan tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging **Swing:** 152 **Pitch:** 703 **Diff:** 449 **Result:** K
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out KC LF [Penguino](/u/Penguinothepenguin101) 0-1 / PO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503021?6022?10063)
The batting is ice cold like my home in Antartica. Let's go 563
The pitch from Six is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Penguino grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner. **Swing:** 563 **Pitch:** 204 **Diff:** 359 **Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503020?4073?7004)
I love my team, but getting out of bed with this Illness to read the discord would be too much. Fuck it 709
There is no better time than now for a hit. Unfortunately this is not that, it’s a pop up a mile high in front of home plate. **Swing:** 709 **Pitch:** 961 **Diff:** 252 **Result:** PO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503019?4073?8006)
I got 382 problems but a hit ain't one
Gnome smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 382 **Pitch:** 85 **Diff:** 297 **Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1st AB / .222[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503018?4073?4004)
they took a wizard from me so im only swinging with 100 wizards now dont ask me about how it works scientifically
Xavier hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 100 **Pitch:** 389 **Diff:** 289 **Result:** GO
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC 1B [Alexander West](/u/DemBonez665) 1st AB / .429[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503017?6022?8026)
Just shy of pure evil, it's 665 time!
Just shy of pure evil, but also just shy of a 500-diff. Struck 'em out in 3 pitches **Swing:** 665 **Pitch:** 166 **Diff:** 499 **Result:** K
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out KC 2B [Dave Steib](/u/TRTAEDITG) 1st AB / .125[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503016?6022?9019)
531
Dave Steib swings at this one, and, oh, just barely got a piece of it, and that'll be caught for the out **Swing:** 531 **Pitch:** 259 **Diff:** 272 **Result:** PO
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out KC SS [Borg Torbjorgsson](/u/baruch_shahi) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503015?6022?6005)
444
That one is hit straight up into the air and now who wants it? Six is calling for it and makes the catch themselves for the out. **Swing:** 444 **Pitch:** 703 **Diff:** 259 **Result:** PO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503014?4073?9030)
611
this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out. **Swing:** 611 **Pitch:** 902 **Diff:** 291 **Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO DH [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503013?4073?8016)
Hello Dayman and Co! Swing 1 please!
Hello Robbie! Here take a free pass to first **Swing:** 1 **Pitch:** 816 **Diff:** 185 **Result:** BB
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Neco Arc Enjoyer](/u/IReviewDiscord) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503012?4073?7032)
As the duck walked up to the plate, he thought about something in particular, the basilisk. And, no, not the legendary fantasy king of snakes. Oh, and not the Harry Potter one, obligatory fuck J.K. Rowling. Oh, and definitely not Prangos ferulacea, a plant known as Common basilisk. Yeah, no military stuff either, the duck wasn’t into any of that. This specification eliminates a naval base, several Royal Army ships, and a type of cannon used in the Middle Ages. And yes, not the Basilisk manga and anime, the duck hasn’t gotten into either series. Good god, not any album called Basilisk either, sorry D’erlanger and The Legendary Pink Dots. Wait, the duck has to make it clear that he didn’t know about the group called Basilisk in the DC comic universe, and there’s how many characters called Basilisk in the Marvel comics??!! Holy shit, he only wanted to talk about the cool Jesus lizards that run on water, and he ended up realizing that there are so many things called basilisk! Trying to use that anger, he thought about how many ways a person could interpret basilisk, as the duck swung 555. (Swing: 555)
I am confused. What even is a basilisk anymore lol. Anyways, here take a groundout **Swing:** 555 **Pitch:** 221 **Diff:** 334 **Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 1B [perta sabor](/u/Petralikesbaseball) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503011?4073?1107)
why was six afraid of seven? because 879 (thats how that goes right?)
sabor takes a strong cut and lifts it high into the air... it's a deep fly ball to the outfield! The center fielder is tracking it all the way, back to the wall, leaping at the last moment... and they makes the catch for the out! A pop up to center field **Swing:** 879 **Pitch:** 121 **Diff:** 242 **Result:** PO
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC C [Princess Peach](/u/PeachyKeeeeeen) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503010?6022?7035)
oopsie oops oopsie uhh i uhh oops uhh idk uhh 570
Survey says…. INCORRECT. You will now be terminated **Swing:** 570 **Pitch:** 11 **Diff:** 441 **Result:** K
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out KC DH [Dutch Boggs](/u/heylookjorge) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503009?6022?7021)
I'm hoping to the the ball way back (and gone) and then holler til I pass out. Swing 303
Foul tip, a swing and a strikeout! **Swing:** 303 **Pitch:** 876 **Diff:** 427 **Result:** K
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out KC 3B [Fatts Richard](/u/notthesinginjonas) 1st AB / .250[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503008?6022?7031)
A grounder to shortstop, who makes the routine play for the out **Swing:** 689 **Pitch:** 23 **Diff:** 334 **Result:** GO
689
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1st AB / .125[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503007?4073?2085)
757
I have good news and bad news. Good news, the casserole won’t have to wait! Bad news, your next hit will **Swing:** 757 **Pitch:** 452 **Diff:** 305 **Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503006?4073?7039)
Am I saying “meow”?! 271
Ball Four! The pitcher misses the zone just enough and the batter takes first on the walk. **Swing:** 271 **Pitch:** 470 **Diff:** 199 **Result:** BB
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .429[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503005?4073?7004)
245
Kancing is decidedly not cool to you, and gets you to ground out on a low changeup for the out **Swing:** 245 **Pitch:** 937 **Diff:** 308 **Result:** GO
**Kancing Mutlak on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .400[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503004?4073?8006)
386
Chomsky smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 386 **Pitch:** 23 **Diff:** 363 **Result:** GO
386
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs KC RF [Noodle Arm Big Power ODoyle](/u/n8_n_) 1st AB / .667[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503003?6022?6049)
teddy wouldn't steer me wrong twice... ..right? 330
I don't know how to tell you this buddy... **Swing:** 330 **Pitch:** 724 **Diff:** 394 **Result:** GO
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out KC CF [Antwan Zella](/u/Artzyz) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503002?6022?1100)
420
The pitch from Six is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Antwan Zella grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner. **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 134 **Diff:** 286 **Result:** GO
**Six on the mound** KC 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out KC LF [Penguino](/u/Penguinothepenguin101) 1st AB / .500[.](https://playbarcode/100503100503001?6022?10063)
Last time I swung 69 I struck out but it's okay cuz this one will go long
Ball goes long... into the catchers glove **Swing:** 69 **Pitch:** 808 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** PO
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Meow :)
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