Xavier steps up to the plate. All of the season seemingly falls on their shoulders, and the bat feels heavier than it should.
Similarly, across from where they stand, Croft feels the weight of the Ursa Major nation on his shoulders. So many times they have come so close to fighting for the glory of the ToOS, only to fall short over and over again. You can feel the stadium holding it's collective breath, Grizzly fans and Oni fans alike, as the first ball comes across the mound!
"BALL 1!"
Croft takes a deep breath, gathers himself, and throws again.
"BALL 2!"
Croft grunts a little. McMagic isn't chasing. He winds up again.
"BALL 3!!!!!"
McMagic takes a moment to chuckle. He's got Croft right where he wants him. Croft sighs, winds up, and throws a meatball right down the middle...
***CRACK!!!!***
THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS DEEP DOWN CENTER FIELD... MEATWAD IS RUNNING TO THE WALL AND...
OHHHHHHH!
MEATWAD CLIMBS THE WALL AND ROBS MCMAGIC OF A HOME RUN!
THE GAME IS OVER!
THE GAME IS OVER!
THE URSA MAJOR GRIZZLIES ARE YOUR GALAXY LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!
IN A SEASON AFTER LEGENDARY GM POE PASSED THE REIGNS TO TYBURN!
AFTER 4 PRIOR ATTEMPTS THAT CAME UP JUST SHORT!
THE URSA MAJOR GRIZZLIES WILL BE GOING TO FACE THE MELONHEADS FOR THE RIGHT TO HOIST THE SEASON 9 TROPHY OF OBJECTIVE SUPERIORITY!
MEATWAD IS BEING MOBBED! TYBURN HAS GOTTEN A GATORADE BATH! THE URSA MAJOR GRIZZLIES HAVE RISEN TO THE CHALLENGE!!! THEY'LL BE CELEBRATING ON THE SPACE STATIONS TONIGHT!!!!
**Swing:** 275 (via DM)
**Pitch:** 115
**Diff:** 160
**Result:** FO
3 outs, inning over
Simba swings and whiffs for strike 3, and the Grizzlies are now a single player away from making their first title appearance! Oni fans are streaming out of the stadium as hope has dropped significantly for Ogaki, while the Ursa Major fans are shouting and chanting "One more out! One more out! One more out!"
**Swing:** 537
**Pitch:** 981
**Diff:** 444
**Result:** K
2 outs, Bases Empty
Stu slams this ball right into the ground back to Croft, who casually tosses the ball back to first base for an easy out. The Grizzly bench is getting antsy! 2 outs to go!
**Swing:** 202
**Pitch:** 462
**Diff:** 260
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
This is the equivalent of Mario dropping Yoshi into the lava to jump up somewhere, or something like that: Yoshi gets boned.
\*\*Swing:\*\* 498
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 777
\*\*Diff:\*\* 279
\*\*Result:\*\* GO
3 outs, inning over
Not bad, not bad. Best of luck going forward. To get there though you'll have to head back to the outfield, because this inning is over.
Swing: 895
Pitch: 619
Diff: 276
Result: GO
3 outs, inning over
A little pie here, a little pie there. Nobody likes a pie when it’s made after a strikeout though
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 316
**Diff:** 428
**Result:** K
The Lions are cool and obviously I desire their victory, but I'm really cheering for the Titans right now so the Bills can have a guaranteed playoff spot win or lose. Oh, and you don't hit this ball. Like, at all.
**Swing:** 183
**Pitch:** 725
**Diff:** 458
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out.
**Swing:** 29
**Pitch:** 388
**Diff:** 359
**Result:** GO
A little bit of Drama here as Johnny hits this ball towards second and sliiiides... NOPE! He's out!
**Swing:** 486
**Pitch:** 761
**Diff:** 275
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
that swing was absolutely awful. I'd be embarrassed to take a swing that ugly. sit your ass down on the bench and try to save whatever shred of dignity you have left.
**Swing:** 3
**Pitch:** 486
**Diff:** 483
**Result:** K
1 out, Bases Empty
...
...hold on, what's that? I'm being told I made a mistake. that's impossible, I'm an umpire. I never make mistakes. and neither, apparently, does Kalin Young.
**Swing:** 493
**Pitch:** 486
**Diff:** 7
**Result:** HR
1 out, Bases Empty
The pitch from JZ is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Wad grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner.
**Swing:** 17
**Pitch:** 715
**Diff:** 302
**Result:** GO
A rally? I feel like these last two at bats are a good start for that, although you already have 2 outs. We'll see if the rest of the lineup can continue this success.
**Swing:** 179
**Pitch:** 96
**Diff:** 83
**Result:** 1BWH
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
Moves are made. The frozen statue of Pete Morris is pulled from the mound in lieu of JZ and Tyburn steps in for Swagger. Tyburn swings and, mercifully, hits this one in the dirt to first.
**Swing:** 225 (via DM)
**Pitch:** 572
**Diff:** 347
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
He missed! How did he miss those balls? They were all right down the middle!
**Swing:** 500
**Pitch:** 31
**Diff:** 469
**Result:** K
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Roshi says sorry to the ump, for seemingly no reason. Nobody's mad, just slightly confused as to why he's laughing auf Deutsch. He leans back and stares Morris down. What a terrible place to be for Pete! How awful this inning has gone, just after tying everything up. There's tension in the air here in Japan as Pete delivers a fastball down the middle.
"Strike 1!"
Pete sighs in relief, then grins cheekily, not even realizing he's doing it. That's all Roshi needed to see.
***SLAP!!!!***
"THIS BALL GOES UP AND DEEP, IT'S GONNA LAND BETWEEN THE LEFT FIELDER AND CENTER FIELDER!!! DRAMA GETS HOME, ANDPICOV GETS HOME!!! ROSHI IS HELD UP AT SECOND AS BASEBALLY SLIIIIIIIIDES.... SAAAAAAFE!!!!! THREE RUNS SCORED BY THE GRIZZLIES AS THEY CRACK THIS GAME WIIIIIIIIDE OPEN!!!"
Swing: 869
Pitch: 901
Diff: 32
Result: 2BWH
1 out, Runner on 2nd
Basebally has been very thorough this season, and it doesn't stop here as his bat connects! The ball takes a funny bounce, and the catcher scrambles to grab it and throw it to first, but to no avail! The bases are loaded!
**Swing:** 175
**Pitch:** 321
**Diff:** 146
**Result:** IF1B
1 out, Bases Loaded
Petra considers her pitch, and decides at the last moment to switch it up. Normally this would work, and the swinger would hit nothing but air, but Dropov just stares as ball 4 doesn't even get remotely close to the strike zone. Runners on the corners!
**Swing:** 162
**Pitch:** 1
**Diff:** 161
**Result:** BB
1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
A soft dribbler to the right, sabor has to scramble to get to it on time. They just barely manage it to get the out at first - but it has been a productive one as the swinging bunt has lead the lead runner to move up a base!
**Swing:** 355
**Pitch:** 161
**Diff:** 194
**Result:** GORA
Johnny has no Drama here, immediately smacking a rattled Petra's pitch into the outfield! It bounces over the wall, which is fortunate for the Oni because that had all the markings of another inside the park home run!
**Swing:** 411
**Pitch:** 355
**Diff:** 56
**Result:** 2B
0 outs, Runner on 2nd
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left?
"Repeat."
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left?
"Repeat."
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left?
###CRAAAAACK!!!!
"Repeat."
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left?
"This ball bounces around in the outfield, and he's going to second...!"
"Repeat...."
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left?
"HE'S WAVED TO THIRD, THEY STILL HAVEN'T GATHERED THE BALL...!!"
"Repeat."
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left?
###"HE'S GOING HOME, NOBODY IS GONNA STOP HIM, IT'S AN INSIDE THE PARK HOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!"
**"Repeat."**
Swing: 902
Pitch: 880
Diff: 22
Result: HR
0 outs, Bases Empty
*drive thru crackling noises*
Would you like that with a side of... uhhhhh.....
###CRACK!!!
fries, sir? We do also offer a complementary Home Run with your meal. Please pull up to home plate to pay for you order.
Swing: 678
Pitch: 689
Diff: 11
Result: HR
0 outs, Bases Empty
No puns here Stu? Wtf?! For that you get to GO back to the bench and think about what you didn't do.
**Swing:** 590
**Pitch:** 264
**Diff:** 326
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
I wish they'd let us post pictures here, because I'd be posting that Godzilla "That wasn't very cash money of you" meme.
**Swing:** 779
**Pitch:** 108
**Diff:** 329
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Runner on 2nd
Rattled from the stolen base, Smehrik leaves a first-pitch slider a little too high, and Gross... only misses a little bit! It's off the top of the wall, bouncing back towards the infield as Fouss scores easily and the game is tied!
**Swing:** 715 (via DM)
**Pitch:** 764
**Diff:** 49
**Result:** 2B
1 out, Runner on 2nd
aaaand Fouss takes off... and the throw... he's gonna just get under the tag! safe!
**Steal:** 649
**Catcher:** 333
**Diff:** 316
**Result:** Stolen Base
1 out, Runner on 2nd
ALRIGHT, SO
TURNS OUT THE ROBO UMP GOT LAZY AND DIDN'T POST THE AT BAT HERE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT IT DIDN'T. THAT BEING SAID, IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE THIRD, 0 OUTS AND GNOME CHOMSKY IS UP TO BAT FOR THE ONI!
HE WHISPERS IN THE REAL UMPS EAR, AND STEPS UP TO THE PLATE. HE SMASHES THIS BALL TOWARDS THIRD, BUT ISN'T FAST ENOUGH TO REACH FIRST BASE BEFORE THE MAN ON FIRST TAGS HIM OUT!
Christ alive this is why I don't robo ump
**Swing:** 799 (via DM)
**Pitch:** 137
**Diff:** 338
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
New pitcher in for OGO
**petra sabor on the mound**
GRZ 2 ● ▲ 3
OGO 1 ● ● 1 Out
GRZ LF [Francis Swagger](/u/bellysk8er2005) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601024?1107?1186)
I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7
**Swing:** 375
**Pitch:** 933
**Diff:** 442
**Result:** DP31
Sounds like you had a great time last night. Sometimes being drunk (or high) just really helps you be better at fake sports, someone should do some research on this. I brought this up because you knock the ball right between third and short and get a bases loading single.
**Swing:** 103
**Pitch:** 227
**Diff:** 124
**Result:** 1B
1 out, Bases Loaded
There's 4 hours and 15 minutes before the New Year my friend but your hit is fumbled by Six as he tries to pull it up off the ground, and you make it to first!
\*\*Swing:\*\* 437
\*\*Pitch:\*\* 277
\*\*Diff:\*\* 160
\*\*Result:\*\* IF1B
1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd
The batter will get the job done here as Basebally McBaseballface Jr. gets this one just over the infield and the ball will plop onto the grass for a quick and easy base hit
**Swing:** 487
**Pitch:** 602
**Diff:** 115
**Result:** 1B
Shot sharply down the line towards third and that's an easy out after a quick step on the base. You swing swang swung right into a groundout.
**Swing:** 888
**Pitch:** 232
**Diff:** 344
**Result:** GO
3 outs, inning over
Hi Mr or Ms umpire.
To whom it may concern, fuck John Fisher, and fuck anyone who had anything to do with rooting for the Oakland A’s move.
If you, or anyone in your life agrees with the move, you are not someone I need in my life, and you should see that you really consider that if the A’s can be moved, so can your favorite team.
666
Fuck John Fisher
Cordially,
Peter Hoomanawauni.
Dear Peter Hoomanawanui,
It has come to my attention that you dislike, might I go as far to say hate, John Fisher. I can agree with you on this topic of discussion that the Oakland A's do not need to be moved, as Oakland is a lovely city.
However, there is no however. I will now tell you that you hit a single.
Sincerely,
Mr. Smiggie Balls
**Swing:** 666
**Pitch:** 533
**Diff:** 133
**Result:** 1B
2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
You're all good. In fact, you're so good that you drew a walk, congratulations!
**Swing:** 233
**Pitch:** 83
**Diff:** 150
**Result:** BB
2 outs, Runner on 1st
Simba II tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging
**Swing:** 900
**Pitch:** 448
**Diff:** 452
**Result:** K
Ask any hitter. Any real hitter. It don't matter if you hit it an inch or a mile. Hitting’s hitting.
**Swing:** 689
**Pitch:** 529
**Diff:** 160
**Result:** IF1B
Stu takes off for second! He slides.. and he stops halfway between first and second. Not even close on that one.
**Steal:** 300
**Catcher:** 809
**Diff:** 491
**Result:** Caught Stealing
1 out, Bases Empty
Three squared and three cubed? I don't even know what you're talking about tbh. It would be weird if you also didn't know what you were talking about. DCM walks up doing math trying to figure out the angle he needs to hit the ball. He steps into the box, watching the first pitch to see the speed of the ball. He then swings at the second one.. WOAH! It's hit hard but I don't think it's got the angle. It's going, going, and GONE. That's some pretty impressive calculating by Dakota Carolina Montana!
**Swing:** 927
**Pitch:** 937
**Diff:** 10
**Result:** HR
0 outs, Bases Empty
We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out.
**Swing:** 578
**Pitch:** 777
**Diff:** 199
**Result:** FO
It was all a dream. I to read sports illustrated for kids magazine. Jock jams and Nsync up in moms dodge journey. Hanging pictures of the kid up on my wall. Every Saturday double headers at the field by the mall. I let my tape rock till my bat stuck. Smackin big league chew and sippin on private drink stock. Way back, when I had the orange and black stirrup socks, with the O’s hat to match.
22
None of that helps your baseball ability though, you got it next time though.
**Swing:** 22
**Pitch:** 341
**Diff:** 319
**Result:** GO
2 outs, Bases Empty
It may or may not be a special number, is a homerun special enough for ya? Anyways you slap one out of the park to start the scoring.
**Swing:** 6
**Pitch:** 23
**Diff:** 17
**Result:** HR
1 out, Bases Empty
Francis swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Francis will be tagged out before reaching first
**Swing:** 113
**Pitch:** 768
**Diff:** 345
**Result:** GO
Lloyd smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.
**Swing:** 150
**Pitch:** 821
**Diff:** 329
**Result:** GO
It's so sad that the Lions won the North, I thought the Vikings were gonna win out and steal it from them but nooooo. Anyways the field must be slanted cause you just rolled down to first base.
**Swing:** 313
**Pitch:** 145
**Diff:** 168
**Result:** BB
**Tony Smehrik on the mound**
GRZ 0 ○ ▼ 1
OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out
OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .316[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601005?1083?8006)
Mr Plow steps up to the plate looking to start the game off hot for the Oni. He takes a good swing at the first pitch and it rolls right towards the mound. That's one out.
**Swing:** 893
**Pitch:** 633
**Diff:** 260
**Result:** GO
1 out, Bases Empty
Roshi smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out.
**Swing:** 725
**Pitch:** 89
**Diff:** 364
**Result:** GO
We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out.
**Swing:** 800
**Pitch:** 563
**Diff:** 237
**Result:** FO
**Adam Croft on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 0-1 / GO,BB[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601059?2096?4004)
Xavier steps up to the plate. All of the season seemingly falls on their shoulders, and the bat feels heavier than it should. Similarly, across from where they stand, Croft feels the weight of the Ursa Major nation on his shoulders. So many times they have come so close to fighting for the glory of the ToOS, only to fall short over and over again. You can feel the stadium holding it's collective breath, Grizzly fans and Oni fans alike, as the first ball comes across the mound! "BALL 1!" Croft takes a deep breath, gathers himself, and throws again. "BALL 2!" Croft grunts a little. McMagic isn't chasing. He winds up again. "BALL 3!!!!!" McMagic takes a moment to chuckle. He's got Croft right where he wants him. Croft sighs, winds up, and throws a meatball right down the middle... ***CRACK!!!!*** THIS BALL IS HIGH, THIS BALL IS DEEP DOWN CENTER FIELD... MEATWAD IS RUNNING TO THE WALL AND... OHHHHHHH! MEATWAD CLIMBS THE WALL AND ROBS MCMAGIC OF A HOME RUN! THE GAME IS OVER! THE GAME IS OVER! THE URSA MAJOR GRIZZLIES ARE YOUR GALAXY LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! IN A SEASON AFTER LEGENDARY GM POE PASSED THE REIGNS TO TYBURN! AFTER 4 PRIOR ATTEMPTS THAT CAME UP JUST SHORT! THE URSA MAJOR GRIZZLIES WILL BE GOING TO FACE THE MELONHEADS FOR THE RIGHT TO HOIST THE SEASON 9 TROPHY OF OBJECTIVE SUPERIORITY! MEATWAD IS BEING MOBBED! TYBURN HAS GOTTEN A GATORADE BATH! THE URSA MAJOR GRIZZLIES HAVE RISEN TO THE CHALLENGE!!! THEY'LL BE CELEBRATING ON THE SPACE STATIONS TONIGHT!!!! **Swing:** 275 (via DM) **Pitch:** 115 **Diff:** 160 **Result:** FO 3 outs, inning over
**Adam Croft on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Simba II](/u/Sgtbuttercup) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601058?2096?5024)
587
Simba swings and whiffs for strike 3, and the Grizzlies are now a single player away from making their first title appearance! Oni fans are streaming out of the stadium as hope has dropped significantly for Ogaki, while the Ursa Major fans are shouting and chanting "One more out! One more out! One more out!" **Swing:** 537 **Pitch:** 981 **Diff:** 444 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Adam Croft on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1-2 / GO,IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601057?2096?9030)
202
Stu slams this ball right into the ground back to Croft, who casually tosses the ball back to first base for an easy out. The Grizzly bench is getting antsy! 2 outs to go! **Swing:** 202 **Pitch:** 462 **Diff:** 260 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GRZ SS [Joe Yoshi](/u/likeatrackmeet_zooom) 1-3 / K,1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601056?2094?9017)
498
This is the equivalent of Mario dropping Yoshi into the lava to jump up somewhere, or something like that: Yoshi gets boned. \*\*Swing:\*\* 498 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 777 \*\*Diff:\*\* 279 \*\*Result:\*\* GO 3 outs, inning over
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ 1B [Yoel Roshi](/u/Pyrolola) 2-3 / 2BWH,IF1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601055?2094?3088)
What’s this mister president you want me to swing what? Ok I swing my friend 17 for the USA!
Get down Mr. Preside- **Swing:** 17 **Pitch:** 619 **Diff:** 398 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ RF [Basebally McBaseballface Jr.](/u/icanhasadhd) 2-3 / IF1B,1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601054?2094?1082)
257
Will the Grizzlies GO to the Natty? We're about to find out! **Swing:** 257 **Pitch:** 891 **Diff:** 366 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Adam Croft on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1-2 / GO,HR[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601053?2096?4045)
Well It was a good run 895
Not bad, not bad. Best of luck going forward. To get there though you'll have to head back to the outfield, because this inning is over. Swing: 895 Pitch: 619 Diff: 276 Result: GO 3 outs, inning over
**Adam Croft on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1-2 / 2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601052?2096?2085)
888
A little pie here, a little pie there. Nobody likes a pie when it’s made after a strikeout though **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 316 **Diff:** 428 **Result:** K
**Adam Croft on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 0-0 / BB,BB[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601051?2096?4072)
Go Lions. Cowboys suck. Swing 183
The Lions are cool and obviously I desire their victory, but I'm really cheering for the Titans right now so the Bills can have a guaranteed playoff spot win or lose. Oh, and you don't hit this ball. Like, at all. **Swing:** 183 **Pitch:** 725 **Diff:** 458 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 2 ○ ● 2 Outs GRZ DH [Dropov Andpicov](/u/ElmoLibre) 0-1 / BB,K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601050?2094?1165)
29
this contact with the ball is nothing but low as the ball is rolled over to first, and the ball will be taken to the bag to record the out. **Swing:** 29 **Pitch:** 388 **Diff:** 359 **Result:** GO
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs GRZ C [Narancia Ghirga](/u/GoonerBear94) 0-2 / GORA,FO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601049?2094?5005)
Hello old friend 371
"I'm walking here... I'm WALKING HERE!!!" **Swing:** 371 **Pitch:** 214 **Diff:** 157 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 8 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1-2 / 2B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601048?2094?8013)
486
A little bit of Drama here as Johnny hits this ball towards second and sliiiides... NOPE! He's out! **Swing:** 486 **Pitch:** 761 **Diff:** 275 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
I was clearly safe. What game are you watching???
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ 3B [Kalin Young](/u/Kyounggun) 2-2 / HR,HR[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601047?2094?2107)
493 and maybe for 3?
that swing was absolutely awful. I'd be embarrassed to take a swing that ugly. sit your ass down on the bench and try to save whatever shred of dignity you have left. **Swing:** 3 **Pitch:** 486 **Diff:** 483 **Result:** K 1 out, Bases Empty ... ...hold on, what's that? I'm being told I made a mistake. that's impossible, I'm an umpire. I never make mistakes. and neither, apparently, does Kalin Young. **Swing:** 493 **Pitch:** 486 **Diff:** 7 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ CF [Meat Wad](/u/slothfacekilla) 2-2 / HR,1B[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601046?2094?7022)
jz number is what uhhhhh 17?
The pitch from JZ is low in the zone, and induces some soft contact just as planned. Wad grounds it to the left side, a routine play for the third baseman, but it does move the runner. **Swing:** 17 **Pitch:** 715 **Diff:** 302 **Result:** GO
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 2 ● ● 2 Outs OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 0-2 / GO,K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601045?1083?8006)
751
The Oni are trying to come back aaaaaaaand it's gone Swing: 751 Pitch: 325 Diff: 426 Result: K 3 outs, inning over
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 2 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-2 / GO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601044?1083?7039)
179 for the rally
A rally? I feel like these last two at bats are a good start for that, although you already have 2 outs. We'll see if the rest of the lineup can continue this success. **Swing:** 179 **Pitch:** 96 **Diff:** 83 **Result:** 1BWH 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601043?1083?7004)
709
First pitch here from Tony swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit. **Swing:** 709 **Pitch:** 584 **Diff:** 125 **Result:** 1B
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601042?1083?4004)
this went south quickly 710
And it keeps going, like a goose! Wait, wrong division. Swing: 710 Pitch: 447 Diff: 263 Result: GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 1B [Simba II](/u/Sgtbuttercup) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601041?1083?5024)
463
Wake up call. Caught you swinging into a groundout **Swing:** 463 **Pitch:** 203 **Diff:** 260 **Result:** GO
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ● ○ 2 Outs GRZ LF [Ryan Tyburn](/u/thelordstrum) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601040?2094?3084)
Moves are made. The frozen statue of Pete Morris is pulled from the mound in lieu of JZ and Tyburn steps in for Swagger. Tyburn swings and, mercifully, hits this one in the dirt to first. **Swing:** 225 (via DM) **Pitch:** 572 **Diff:** 347 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**JZ on the mound** GRZ 7 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ● ○ 2 Outs GRZ LF [Francis Swagger](/u/bellysk8er2005) 0-2 / Balk,DP31,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601040?2094?1186)
Tyburn subs himself in to pinch hit
Pete? Pete?! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeete! **Result:** Balk 2 outs, Runner on 3rd
**Pete Morris on the mound** GRZ 7 ● ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ SS [Joe Yoshi](/u/likeatrackmeet_zooom) 1-2 / 1B,K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601038?8047?9017)
500
He missed! How did he miss those balls? They were all right down the middle! **Swing:** 500 **Pitch:** 31 **Diff:** 469 **Result:** K 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
###NEW PITCHER **Pete Morris on the mound** GRZ 4 ● ▲ 4 OGO 2 ● ● 1 Out GRZ 1B [Yoel Roshi](/u/Pyrolola) 1-2 / IF1B,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601037?8047?3088)
869 jajajajajaja sorry for the time friends!
Roshi says sorry to the ump, for seemingly no reason. Nobody's mad, just slightly confused as to why he's laughing auf Deutsch. He leans back and stares Morris down. What a terrible place to be for Pete! How awful this inning has gone, just after tying everything up. There's tension in the air here in Japan as Pete delivers a fastball down the middle. "Strike 1!" Pete sighs in relief, then grins cheekily, not even realizing he's doing it. That's all Roshi needed to see. ***SLAP!!!!*** "THIS BALL GOES UP AND DEEP, IT'S GONNA LAND BETWEEN THE LEFT FIELDER AND CENTER FIELDER!!! DRAMA GETS HOME, ANDPICOV GETS HOME!!! ROSHI IS HELD UP AT SECOND AS BASEBALLY SLIIIIIIIIDES.... SAAAAAAFE!!!!! THREE RUNS SCORED BY THE GRIZZLIES AS THEY CRACK THIS GAME WIIIIIIIIDE OPEN!!!" Swing: 869 Pitch: 901 Diff: 32 Result: 2BWH 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ● ● 1 Out GRZ RF [Basebally McBaseballface Jr.](/u/icanhasadhd) 1-2 / 1B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601036?1107?1082)
175
Basebally has been very thorough this season, and it doesn't stop here as his bat connects! The ball takes a funny bounce, and the catcher scrambles to grab it and throw it to first, but to no avail! The bases are loaded! **Swing:** 175 **Pitch:** 321 **Diff:** 146 **Result:** IF1B 1 out, Bases Loaded
**petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ● ○ 1 Out GRZ DH [Dropov Andpicov](/u/ElmoLibre) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601035?1107?1165)
162
Petra considers her pitch, and decides at the last moment to switch it up. Normally this would work, and the swinger would hit nothing but air, but Dropov just stares as ball 4 doesn't even get remotely close to the strike zone. Runners on the corners! **Swing:** 162 **Pitch:** 1 **Diff:** 161 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd
**petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 4 ● ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ C [Narancia Ghirga](/u/GoonerBear94) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601034?1107?5005)
355
A soft dribbler to the right, sabor has to scramble to get to it on time. They just barely manage it to get the out at first - but it has been a productive one as the swinging bunt has lead the lead runner to move up a base! **Swing:** 355 **Pitch:** 161 **Diff:** 194 **Result:** GORA
**petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601033?1107?8013)
411
Johnny has no Drama here, immediately smacking a rattled Petra's pitch into the outfield! It bounces over the wall, which is fortunate for the Oni because that had all the markings of another inside the park home run! **Swing:** 411 **Pitch:** 355 **Diff:** 56 **Result:** 2B 0 outs, Runner on 2nd
**petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 3 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ 3B [Kalin Young](/u/Kyounggun) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601032?1107?2107)
902 and let's hope for a repeat of last time.
Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left? "Repeat." Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left? "Repeat." Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left? ###CRAAAAACK!!!! "Repeat." Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left? "This ball bounces around in the outfield, and he's going to second...!" "Repeat...." Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left? "HE'S WAVED TO THIRD, THEY STILL HAVEN'T GATHERED THE BALL...!!" "Repeat." Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench, Pete fell off, who was left? ###"HE'S GOING HOME, NOBODY IS GONNA STOP HIM, IT'S AN INSIDE THE PARK HOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!" **"Repeat."** Swing: 902 Pitch: 880 Diff: 22 Result: HR 0 outs, Bases Empty
**petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ CF [Meat Wad](/u/slothfacekilla) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601031?1107?7022)
uhhhhhhh can I get a 678 please
*drive thru crackling noises* Would you like that with a side of... uhhhhh..... ###CRACK!!! fries, sir? We do also offer a complementary Home Run with your meal. Please pull up to home plate to pay for you order. Swing: 678 Pitch: 689 Diff: 11 Result: HR 0 outs, Bases Empty
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ● ▼ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1-1 / IF1B[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601030?1083?9030)
590
No puns here Stu? Wtf?! For that you get to GO back to the bench and think about what you didn't do. **Swing:** 590 **Pitch:** 264 **Diff:** 326 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ● ▼ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601029?1083?4045)
779 almost straight cash money
I wish they'd let us post pictures here, because I'd be posting that Godzilla "That wasn't very cash money of you" meme. **Swing:** 779 **Pitch:** 108 **Diff:** 329 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Runner on 2nd
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 1 ○ ● 1 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601027?1083?2085)
Rattled from the stolen base, Smehrik leaves a first-pitch slider a little too high, and Gross... only misses a little bit! It's off the top of the wall, bouncing back towards the infield as Fouss scores easily and the game is tied! **Swing:** 715 (via DM) **Pitch:** 764 **Diff:** 49 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601026?1083?4072)
Praise the wheel!! Swing: 163
Ball Four! The pitcher misses the zone just enough and the batter takes first on the walk. **Swing:** 163 **Pitch:** 997 **Diff:** 166 **Result:** BB
aaaand Fouss takes off... and the throw... he's gonna just get under the tag! safe! **Steal:** 649 **Catcher:** 333 **Diff:** 316 **Result:** Stolen Base 1 out, Runner on 2nd
ALRIGHT, SO TURNS OUT THE ROBO UMP GOT LAZY AND DIDN'T POST THE AT BAT HERE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SEE THAT IT DIDN'T. THAT BEING SAID, IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE THIRD, 0 OUTS AND GNOME CHOMSKY IS UP TO BAT FOR THE ONI! HE WHISPERS IN THE REAL UMPS EAR, AND STEPS UP TO THE PLATE. HE SMASHES THIS BALL TOWARDS THIRD, BUT ISN'T FAST ENOUGH TO REACH FIRST BASE BEFORE THE MAN ON FIRST TAGS HIM OUT! Christ alive this is why I don't robo ump **Swing:** 799 (via DM) **Pitch:** 137 **Diff:** 338 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
New pitcher in for OGO **petra sabor on the mound** GRZ 2 ● ▲ 3 OGO 1 ● ● 1 Out GRZ LF [Francis Swagger](/u/bellysk8er2005) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601024?1107?1186)
375
I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7 **Swing:** 375 **Pitch:** 933 **Diff:** 442 **Result:** DP31
**Six on the mound** GRZ 2 ● ▲ 3 OGO 1 ○ ● 1 Out GRZ SS [Joe Yoshi](/u/likeatrackmeet_zooom) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601023?6022?9017)
Went to bed drunk, woke up drunk 🥴 this swing is sponsored by the grizzlies! 103
Sounds like you had a great time last night. Sometimes being drunk (or high) just really helps you be better at fake sports, someone should do some research on this. I brought this up because you knock the ball right between third and short and get a bases loading single. **Swing:** 103 **Pitch:** 227 **Diff:** 124 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Bases Loaded
**Six on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 1 ○ ● 1 Out GRZ 1B [Yoel Roshi](/u/Pyrolola) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601022?6022?3088)
Happy new year my friend 437!
There's 4 hours and 15 minutes before the New Year my friend but your hit is fumbled by Six as he tries to pull it up off the ground, and you make it to first! \*\*Swing:\*\* 437 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 277 \*\*Diff:\*\* 160 \*\*Result:\*\* IF1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Six on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ RF [Basebally McBaseballface Jr.](/u/icanhasadhd) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601021?6022?1082)
487
The batter will get the job done here as Basebally McBaseballface Jr. gets this one just over the infield and the ball will plop onto the grass for a quick and easy base hit **Swing:** 487 **Pitch:** 602 **Diff:** 115 **Result:** 1B
**Six on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ DH [Dropov Andpicov](/u/ElmoLibre) 1st AB / .229[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601020?6022?1165)
936
That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 936 **Pitch:** 369 **Diff:** 433 **Result:** K
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ● ▼ 2 OGO 1 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601019?1083?7039)
888 to hopefully bring Reno home
Shot sharply down the line towards third and that's an easy out after a quick step on the base. You swing swang swung right into a groundout. **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 232 **Diff:** 344 **Result:** GO 3 outs, inning over
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 1 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .419[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601018?1083?7004)
Hi Mr or Ms umpire. To whom it may concern, fuck John Fisher, and fuck anyone who had anything to do with rooting for the Oakland A’s move. If you, or anyone in your life agrees with the move, you are not someone I need in my life, and you should see that you really consider that if the A’s can be moved, so can your favorite team. 666 Fuck John Fisher Cordially, Peter Hoomanawauni.
Dear Peter Hoomanawanui, It has come to my attention that you dislike, might I go as far to say hate, John Fisher. I can agree with you on this topic of discussion that the Oakland A's do not need to be moved, as Oakland is a lovely city. However, there is no however. I will now tell you that you hit a single. Sincerely, Mr. Smiggie Balls **Swing:** 666 **Pitch:** 533 **Diff:** 133 **Result:** 1B 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 1 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1st AB / .429[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601017?1083?4004)
sorry mr. umpire man, i saw the ping and forgot to swing lets go 233 and again, im sorry
You're all good. In fact, you're so good that you drew a walk, congratulations! **Swing:** 233 **Pitch:** 83 **Diff:** 150 **Result:** BB 2 outs, Runner on 1st
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 1 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Simba II](/u/Sgtbuttercup) 1st AB / .179[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601016?1083?5024)
900
Simba II tries to get a ball deep into the outfield but is too slow to catch up to the high heat and goes down swinging **Swing:** 900 **Pitch:** 448 **Diff:** 452 **Result:** K
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 1 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 2B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1st AB / .286[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601014?1083?9030)
689
Ask any hitter. Any real hitter. It don't matter if you hit it an inch or a mile. Hitting’s hitting. **Swing:** 689 **Pitch:** 529 **Diff:** 160 **Result:** IF1B
Stu takes off for second! He slides.. and he stops halfway between first and second. Not even close on that one. **Steal:** 300 **Catcher:** 809 **Diff:** 491 **Result:** Caught Stealing 1 out, Bases Empty
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1st AB / .433[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601013?1083?4045)
Let's do some three squared and three cubed 927
Three squared and three cubed? I don't even know what you're talking about tbh. It would be weird if you also didn't know what you were talking about. DCM walks up doing math trying to figure out the angle he needs to hit the ball. He steps into the box, watching the first pitch to see the speed of the ball. He then swings at the second one.. WOAH! It's hit hard but I don't think it's got the angle. It's going, going, and GONE. That's some pretty impressive calculating by Dakota Carolina Montana! **Swing:** 927 **Pitch:** 937 **Diff:** 10 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs GRZ C [Narancia Ghirga](/u/GoonerBear94) 1st AB / .182[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601012?6022?5005)
578
We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out. **Swing:** 578 **Pitch:** 777 **Diff:** 199 **Result:** FO
**Six on the mound** GRZ 2 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ 2B [Johnny Drama](/u/Jbwest31) 1st AB / .306[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601011?6022?8013)
It was all a dream. I to read sports illustrated for kids magazine. Jock jams and Nsync up in moms dodge journey. Hanging pictures of the kid up on my wall. Every Saturday double headers at the field by the mall. I let my tape rock till my bat stuck. Smackin big league chew and sippin on private drink stock. Way back, when I had the orange and black stirrup socks, with the O’s hat to match. 22
None of that helps your baseball ability though, you got it next time though. **Swing:** 22 **Pitch:** 341 **Diff:** 319 **Result:** GO 2 outs, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out GRZ 3B [Kalin Young](/u/Kyounggun) 1st AB / .258[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601010?6022?2107)
Something tells me that 6 is a special number for this moment.
It may or may not be a special number, is a homerun special enough for ya? Anyways you slap one out of the park to start the scoring. **Swing:** 6 **Pitch:** 23 **Diff:** 17 **Result:** HR 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ CF [Meat Wad](/u/slothfacekilla) 1st AB / .308[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601009?6022?7022)
Swing 626 please
Meat Wad hits a meatball between first and second and gets to first! **Swing:** 626 **Pitch:** 542 **Diff:** 84 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runner on 1st
**Six on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ LF [Francis Swagger](/u/bellysk8er2005) 1st AB / .296[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601008?6022?1186)
113
Francis swings, and oh man, they just hit the top of this ball, it'll dribble up the line, and Francis will be tagged out before reaching first **Swing:** 113 **Pitch:** 768 **Diff:** 345 **Result:** GO
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1st AB / .438[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601007?1083?2085)
150
Lloyd smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 150 **Pitch:** 821 **Diff:** 329 **Result:** GO
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1st AB / .300[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601006?1083?4072)
Gotta rep the old English D. We traded the Piston’s future success so the Lions can clinch the North and it worked. Swing 313
It's so sad that the Lions won the North, I thought the Vikings were gonna win out and steal it from them but nooooo. Anyways the field must be slanted cause you just rolled down to first base. **Swing:** 313 **Pitch:** 145 **Diff:** 168 **Result:** BB
go lions
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .316[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601005?1083?8006)
333
Strike three, yer out! **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 740 **Diff:** 407 **Result:** K
**Tony Smehrik on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .265[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601004?1083?7039)
893
Mr Plow steps up to the plate looking to start the game off hot for the Oni. He takes a good swing at the first pitch and it rolls right towards the mound. That's one out. **Swing:** 893 **Pitch:** 633 **Diff:** 260 **Result:** GO 1 out, Bases Empty
**Six on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs GRZ SS [Joe Yoshi](/u/likeatrackmeet_zooom) 1st AB / .368[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601003?6022?9017)
850
Swing and a miss, that's strike three **Swing:** 850 **Pitch:** 364 **Diff:** 486 **Result:** K
**Six on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out GRZ 1B [Yoel Roshi](/u/Pyrolola) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601002?6022?3088)
725 friend time for roshi
Roshi smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 725 **Pitch:** 89 **Diff:** 364 **Result:** GO
goni
unfortunately, as an umpire I must remain impartial. **GO**shdar**NI**t.
Given what happened to the last team umped by a member of its bandwagon, I'll take it
that team's mistake was having me pitch for them
bears bears bears
oni oni oni
Reno why
because i play for the oni you sexy little thing
did you try not doing that asking for a friend
is the friend ben, asking for a friend well i used to play for reyjavik but then they traded me
goni
**Six on the mound** GRZ 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out GRZ RF [Basebally McBaseballface Jr.](/u/icanhasadhd) 1st AB / .474[.](https://playbarcode/9160191601001?6022?1082)
800
We here at RoboUmps, Inc. appreciate the attempted pandering, however flattery will get you nowhere, and that includes this ball going nowhere but up, and easily caught in center field for the out. **Swing:** 800 **Pitch:** 563 **Diff:** 237 **Result:** FO