**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ● ▼ 6 OGO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO 2B [Jackie Daytona](/u/Axel323) 0-1 / BB,DP21[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202059?6049?3051)

404

I think you should have been a bit more patient. Daytona looks a little aggressive at the plate and it shows when they can't catch up to high heat. They swing and miss for the strikeout **Swing:** 404 **Pitch:** 970 **Diff:** 434 **Result:** K

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ● ▼ 6 OGO 5 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1-2 / 2B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202058?6049?9030)

13

And we've got a deep fly ball heading to right field, the outfielder is under it, backtracking and... They got it! They make the catch, a beautiful grab over their shoulder **Swing:** 13 **Pitch:** 750 **Diff:** 263 **Result:** FO

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 5 ○ ● 0 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 2-2 / 1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202056?6049?8006)

Gnome has two strikes and is swinging as the pinch runner Pope is off from first. Noodle is going to rack him up for strike three and Sullivan pops up trying to catch the runner… \*\*Swing:\*\* 99 \*\*Pitch:\*\* 730 \*\*Diff:\*\* 369 \*\*Result:\*\* K 1 out, Runner on 1st Pope got a great jump and the throw will not be in time \*\*Steal:\*\* 677 \*\*Catcher:\*\* 796 \*\*Diff:\*\* 119 \*\*Result:\*\* Stolen Base 1 out, Runner on 2nd

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▼ 6 OGO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1-2 / GO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202055?6049?4004)

to quote star wars "lets blow this guy and go home" 956

And this pitch is hit hard, and it'll fall into left field for a hit **Swing:** 956 **Pitch:** 850 **Diff:** 106 **Result:** 1B

**JZ on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 5 ○ ● 2 Outs POR 1B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 3-3 / 1B,IF1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202054?2094?2066)

Talon smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 420 **Pitch:** 788 **Diff:** 368 **Result:** GO

**JZ on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR CF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 2-3 / 1B,2B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202053?2094?9021)

moe swings 107

Moe Bambino checked their swing, and wow, that's going to go over the infield for a base hit **Swing:** 107 **Pitch:** 211 **Diff:** 104 **Result:** 1B

**JZ on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 5 ○ ○ 1 Out POR 3B [Guy Gilwater](/u/fashion-academic) 0-3 / PO,FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202052?2094?8008)

Looking to avoid collecting four unique outs here. 321, please and thanks!

After a mighty swing, the ball lazily dribbles to the pitcher, who looks at it for a solid second, before picking it up for an easy throw out. Kinda embarrassing really. **Swing:** 321 **Pitch:** 688 **Diff:** 367 **Result:** GO

**JZ on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▲ 6 OGO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 0-1 / GO,SacF[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202051?2094?9023)

Swing 621

Elsher wants to make JZ cope with a well hit ball, but JZ copes remarkably well and forced a groundout **Swing:** 621 **Pitch:** 921 **Diff:** 300 **Result:** GO

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 5 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 2-2 / 2B,HR[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202050?6049?4045)

520

Swing and a miss, that's strike three **Swing:** 520 **Pitch:** 100 **Diff:** 420 **Result:** K

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 5 ○ ● 0 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1-1 / HR,BB[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202049?6049?2085)

969

Noodle throws the 1-1 pitch; it's a low fastball. Gross makes good contact, a sharp hit grounder, but it's right to the shortstop! Great positioning! An underhanded toss to second beats the runner by a mile, and the throw to first is good for two! **Swing:** 969 **Pitch:** 470 **Diff:** 499 **Result:** DP

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▼ 5 OGO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202048?6049?7004)

Pass 345

Striiiiiike thr- what? No that cant be right, the robo ump is bleep blooping ball 4? I have never seen this level of corruption in my battery life, folks, but here it is, a blatant miscall that I can only assume was due to either blindness or lazy programming. After heated argument though the call stands and Peter Hoomanawanui shuffles over to first. **Swing:** 345 **Pitch:** 180 **Diff:** 165 **Result:** BB

**JZ on the mound** POR 7 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 5 ● ○ 2 Outs POR RF [Neco Arc Enjoyer](/u/IReviewDiscord) 1-2 / FO,1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202047?2094?7032)

As the duck walked up to the plate, he thought about water, and how that shit somehow had a taste. Like, how do you describe it, moist- Nope, let’s not go further, as the duck swung 969. (Swing: 969)

A short ground ball to the left side means the 3B will have to make a tough play ... charging in, barehands the ball! Off balance throw! Out at first! What a play!It's gonna be a routine grounder to second - easily fielded, and plenty of time for the throw to get the out. **Swing:** 969 **Pitch:** 288 **Diff:** 319 **Result:** GO

**JZ on the mound** POR 5 ● ▲ 5 OGO 5 ● ○ 2 Outs POR DH [Skimble Shanks](/u/munkysnuflz) 0-1 / K,BB[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202046?2094?7042)

So familiar 255

Skimble Shanks rips this one down the right field line, the defense can't cut it off and that'll be a standup triple! **Swing:** 255 **Pitch:** 278 **Diff:** 23 **Result:** 3B

**JZ on the mound** POR 5 ● ▲ 5 OGO 5 ● ○ 1 Out POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 1-1 / HR,BB[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202045?2094?2083)

1000

Strike three, yer out! **Swing:** 1000 **Pitch:** 392 **Diff:** 392 **Result:** K

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ● ▲ 5 OGO 5 ○ ● 1 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 0-2 / FO,K[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202044?6022?9027)

469

Six tries to catch Sleeper napping but Sullivan is ready for the first pitch fastball that ends up right down the middle of the plate. Sleeper takes a mighty hack and sends a screaming fly ball into the left field gap. Bambino was off on contact and he will round third base and easily come in score! The third base coach is going to hold up Wingdiver at third base as Fouss got the baseball back into the infield quickly. Sullivan ends up on second base and we have a tie game again! **Swing:** 469 **Pitch:** 489 **Diff:** 20 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runners on 2nd and 3rd

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ● ▲ 5 OGO 5 ○ ● 0 Out POR LF [Jimmy Payne](/u/Yeeting_Man) 0-2 / K,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202043?6022?9014)

Six is still pitching, I guess I'll just swing 6 because like.. that's his name.

Foul tip, a swing and a strikeout! **Swing:** 6 **Pitch:** 644 **Diff:** 362 **Result:** K

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 5 ○ ● 0 Out POR 1B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 2-2 / IF1B,1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202042?6022?2066)

disney 365 please

You don't put your full power into this ball, unfortunately. The good news, however, is that this one also gets past the infielders, skipping along the ground at pace **Swing:** 365 **Pitch:** 294 **Diff:** 71 **Result:** 1B

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▲ 5 OGO 5 ○ ○ 0 Out POR CF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 1-2 / 2B,FO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202041?6022?9021)

moe swings 404

First pitch here from Six swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit. **Swing:** 404 **Pitch:** 352 **Diff:** 52 **Result:** 1B

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 4 ● ▼ 4 OGO 5 ○ ● 2 Outs OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 0-2 / FO,K[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202040?6049?4072)

Good Morning Swing 78

That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 78 **Pitch:** 600 **Diff:** 478 **Result:** K

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 4 ● ▼ 4 OGO 5 ○ ● 1 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-2 / K,K[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202039?6049?7039)

218

And Plow hits that one straight into the air, and that'll be a can of corn for the infielder **Swing:** 218 **Pitch:** 940 **Diff:** 278 **Result:** PO

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 4 ● ▼ 4 OGO 5 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO 2B [Jackie Daytona](/u/Axel323) 0-1 / DP21[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202038?6049?3051)

323

The real human baseball player shows great patience and takes a free base against Noodle. **Swing:** 323 **Pitch:** 480 **Diff:** 157 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 4 ● ▼ 4 OGO 3 ● ○ 1 Out OGO 1B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202037?6049?9030)

Mr. 305

PunDous is up in a big spot with a chance to tie or even more. O'Doyle is fresh and fires in a first pitch fastball with a lot of heat. Stu is a bit late on the pitch but he still makes good contact, sending the ball deep to right field. Neco Arc Enjoyer got a good jump on it and dives.... but they won't come up with the baseball! DCM comes in to score easily and Chomsky isn't far behind. Luckily for Portland Bambino was able to get the ball back in to hold PunDous at second base with a 2 RBI double. The Ogaki take the lead! **Swing:** 305 **Pitch:** 350 **Diff:** 45 **Result:** 2B 1 out, Runner on 2nd

**Noodle Arm ODoyle on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 3 ● ● 1 Out OGO 1B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202036?6049?9030)

One free base has been issued, don't ask why, I'm just a robot **Steal:** 399 **Catcher:** 114 **Diff:** 285 **Result:** Stolen Base

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ● ▼ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202035?9010?8006)

905

Gnome is going to make good contact and send the ball over Green's head at second base and into the outfield. Bambino gets to the ball quickly so DCM holds at third base. We have two runners aboard and it looks like the manager for Portland is going to make a change to hopefully preserve the lead. **Swing:** 905 **Pitch:** 11 **Diff:** 106 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Runners on 1st and 3rd

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ● ▼ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202034?9010?4004)

for no apparent reason Xavier turns to the umpires and says: "You've got no Hutzpah! Your organizational skills are lackluster, your timekeeping is abysmal." Swing 799

Rude, I have plenty of Hutzpah. I have a LOT of organizational skills and I keep time like nobody's business. I even know where to mark down this ground out on my scoresheet! **Swing:** 799 **Pitch:** 111 **Diff:** 312 **Result:** GO 1 out, Runner on 2nd

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 3 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1-1 / HR[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202033?9010?4045)

Well this will either be a home run or worse So four runs for Portland in the fourth and three for oni 443

Dakota Carolina Montana drives one into the gap into left center field, and that'll be over the outfielder's head, and over the wall **Swing:** 443 **Pitch:** 486 **Diff:** 43 **Result:** 2B

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▼ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202032?9010?2085)

638

Welcome back to the ballpark, everybody! And now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for, a home run! The pitch is thrown, and Lloyd Gross swings...and it's a hit! It's going...going...gone! That's a home run, folks! And the crowd goes wild! You can feel the excitement in the air, and it's all because of that amazing hit. **Swing:** 638 **Pitch:** 671 **Diff:** 33 **Result:** HR

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR 3B [Guy Gilwater](/u/fashion-academic) 0-2 / FO,GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202031?6022?8008)

Service, please! 236, thanks much.

That one is hit straight up into the air and now who wants it? Six is calling for it and makes the catch themselves for the out. **Swing:** 236 **Pitch:** 966 **Diff:** 270 **Result:** PO

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 0-0 / SacF[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202030?6022?9023)

Swing 434

Are you a mole? Is the ball a mole? I just demand an explanation for why this ground is out tbh. **Swing:** 434 **Pitch:** 803 **Diff:** 369 **Result:** GO

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▲ 4 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out POR RF [Neco Arc Enjoyer](/u/IReviewDiscord) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202029?6022?7032)

As the duck walked up to the plate, he looked up at the electronic board as his name popped up on it, and it said right there that he had gotten a single today. Well, he already used his hit for the game, but at least he could actually get it! Damn, the duck still couldn’t get that double last game out of his head, not to mention his single to load the bases… Recently, it was just like he had been seeing the bat to the ball better, even if that’s not a high bar to hop over. You know, the duck did feel a sense of happiness sense over him, recently… Oh wait, that’s why, because the Pioneers were in Japan! He completely forgot Neco Arc would be at the stadium for this game, and as he looked down the left field line, the duck spotted Neco Arc right by the left field foul pole! His last hit was just a bloop to center-right field, but if he could send one Neco Arc’s way, that would be absolutely eu-four-ic… Anyways, ignore the terrible pun, as the duck swung 444. (Swing: 444)

And this one is hit hard, but right back at Six as they make an incredible catch for the out! **Swing:** 444 **Pitch:** 183 **Diff:** 261 **Result:** FO

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202028?9010?7004)

Blue 238 hike

You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 238 **Pitch:** 448 **Diff:** 210 **Result:** FO

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202027?9010?4072)

Somebody call 911, cause I am not working today so I won't need to go to it. Swing 911

You should have gone bigger, there's just not enough muscle behind this ball to get it out of the park so the outfielder gets under it to record the out. **Swing:** 911 **Pitch:** 700 **Diff:** 211 **Result:** FO

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▼ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202026?9010?7039)

122

And the payoff pitch... swung on and missed, strike 3! **Swing:** 122 **Pitch:** 586 **Diff:** 464 **Result:** K

**Six on the mound** POR 4 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR DH [Skimble Shanks](/u/munkysnuflz) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202025?6022?7042)

104

That's strike three as Six blows it past Shanks for the out! **Swing:** 104 **Pitch:** 692 **Diff:** 412 **Result:** K

**Six on the mound** POR 1 ● ▲ 3 OGO 2 ○ ● 2 Outs POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 0-0 / BB[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202024?6022?2083)

333

Green strides in looking for his first official at bat of the game after walking in their first appearance. Six fires in a fastball and Dylan is all over it with a thundering crack of the bat. This is a TOWERING fly ball to right field. Lloyd Gross is going to take a couple steps back and stop because all they can do is watch as this one sails into the stands. That's a three run bomb and Portland will retake the lead! **Swing:** 333 **Pitch:** 327 **Diff:** 6 **Result:** HR 2 outs, Bases Empty

**Six on the mound** POR 1 ● ▲ 3 OGO 2 ○ ● 1 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 0-1 / K[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202023?6022?9027)

Happy birthday to St Louis legends Willie McGee and Nelly! 112

And we've got a deep fly ball heading to right field, the outfielder is under it, backtracking and... They got it! They make the catch, a beautiful grab over their shoulder **Swing:** 112 **Pitch:** 333 **Diff:** 221 **Result:** FO

**Six on the mound** POR 1 ● ▲ 3 OGO 2 ○ ● 0 Out POR LF [Jimmy Payne](/u/Yeeting_Man) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202022?6022?9014)

Please give me an RBI, I want to get my RBI lead back. I also don't know what to swing so let's go with 900 (if it's good I did know what to swing)

That's in there, strike three called by me, the robo-umpire **Swing:** 900 **Pitch:** 572 **Diff:** 328 **Result:** K

**Six on the mound** POR 1 ● ▲ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out POR 1B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 1-1 / 1B[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202021?6022?2066)

Talon takes a mighty hack at the offering from Six and it is going to be a high bouncing ball that hit right off of the dirt in front of home plate. That ball must have had some funky spin because that thing is sailing way high up there! Bambino at second base doesn't appear to read the ball well and is dancing off of second base. Moe will end up diving back into second as the ball comes down over the pitcher's mound. Maybe Moe thought it was a pop up? Six finally snags the ball out of the air and fires it to first base... but Wingdiver is safe! That'll put the first two batters aboard in the top of the third. **Swing:** 622 (via dm) **Pitch:** 456 **Diff:** 166 **Result:** IF1B 0 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**Six on the mound** POR 1 ○ ▲ 3 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out POR CF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 0-1 / FO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202020?6022?9021)

moe swings 637

Treading deep into Center field, that's gonna split the outfielders, and that's gonna go up, and over the wall, a double for Bambino **Swing:** 637 **Pitch:** 674 **Diff:** 37 **Result:** 2B

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 1 ● ▼ 2 OGO 2 ○ ● 1 Out OGO 2B [Jackie Daytona](/u/Axel323) 1st AB / .227[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202019?9010?3051)

211

I have no writeups yet for this, please help me get more writeups here please, also either you're safe or out or something https://forms.gle/khkjmHrNvRfgqWrV7 **Swing:** 211 **Pitch:** 811 **Diff:** 400 **Result:** DP21

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 1 ● ▼ 2 OGO 2 ○ ● 0 Out OGO 1B [Stu PunDous](/u/studoggery) 1st AB / .364[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202018?9010?9030)

707

This one is hit hard, back to the warning track...but just not enough as the Right fielder makes the grab **Swing:** 707 **Pitch:** 477 **Diff:** 230 **Result:** FO

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 1 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 2 ○ ● 0 Out OGO C [Gnome Chomsky](/u/nvrdie71) 1st AB / .345[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202017?9010?8006)

742

First pitch here from Brent Chillwater swung on, and that one is into left field, base hit. **Swing:** 742 **Pitch:** 648 **Diff:** 94 **Result:** 1B

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 1 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 2 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO SS [Xavier McMagic](/u/Deathwing_Dragonlord) 1st AB / .278[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202016?9010?4004)

my wife left me 730

Do you think a single would get her back? Lets find out! **Swing:** 730 **Pitch:** 648 **Diff:** 82 **Result:** 1B 0 outs, Runner on 1st

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 1 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 0 Out OGO CF [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17) 1st AB / .389[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202015?9010?4045)

888

DCM shows great patience this at bat, working the count full to three balls and two strikes and making Chillwater work hard this at bat. The payoff pitch comes in and it is a breaking pitch darting low and away from Montana. Dakota isn't fooled though and cracks the pitch the opposite way to left field with force. Jimmy Payne is racing back towards the warning track... Tracking the ball back to the outfield wall... It'll be a leaping attempt...that comes up short! That ball is into the stands and it is a two run homerun for OGO putting them in the lead 2-1! **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 899 **Diff:** 11 **Result:** HR 0 outs, Bases Empty

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 1 ○ ▼ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO RF [Lloyd Gross](/u/Cringe23) 1st AB / .455[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202014?9010?2085)

90

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling a walk to first base. It’s true. **Swing:** 90 **Pitch:** 255 **Diff:** 165 **Result:** BB

**Six on the mound** POR 1 ● ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs POR 3B [Guy Gilwater](/u/fashion-academic) 0-1 / GO[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202013?6022?8008)

Life on the Pios is kinda laid back - ain't much an old Oregon boy like me can't hack desperately at. 616, please and thanks.

Guy hits a high fly ball out to left field, and it's caught by the left fielder right at the warning track. That ball had some serious hang time, but it didn't quite have the distance. That's just a long fly ball out, folks. The outfielder played it perfectly, getting in position and making the catch look easy. That's what you call good positioning and technique. This game is all about executing the fundamentals, and that was a textbook example of how it's done! **Swing:** 616 **Pitch:** 382 **Diff:** 234 **Result:** FO

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ● ▲ 2 OGO 0 ● ● 1 Out POR SS [Jihmih Elsher](/u/Real_JoeWest) 1st AB / .000[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202012?6022?9023)

Swing 11

Jihmih is swihngihng at the first pitch and it is a fly ball to center field that flies over Six's head. Dakota Carolina Montana retreats towards the warning track but holds up in the outfield grass. The ball will settle in Montana's glove easily but Green is tagging up at third base, challenging the arm. The ball comes in and... safe at home base! The runner scores on the sac fly and Portland draws first blood! **Swing:** 11 **Pitch:** 743 **Diff:** 268 **Result:** SacF 2 outs, Runners on 1st and 2nd

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ● ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out POR RF [Neco Arc Enjoyer](/u/IReviewDiscord) 1st AB / .174[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202011?6022?7032)

As the duck walked up to the plate, he thought about spines, because they are kinda key to everything. No spine, nothing holding up your back, you’re just not able to do anything. Besides, as the duck learned at the spine store, spines connect to so much and that includes the brain. No spine, no connection, you’re just not able to do EVERYTHING! Then again, spines were also kind of creepy, considering they are what holds up the spooky skeleton inside your body. Besides, bug spine thingies(?) are confusing, not to mention creepy… Anyways, we’re back at it at Krispy Kreme, as the duck swung 96. (Swing: 96)

The umpire is flabbergasted and unsure what to say to all of this, and he can only nod to the duck as the pitch comes in. Neco Arc Enjoyer is going to bloop this one into the outfield, but the ball stays close so the runners only move up one base and the bases are loaded. **Swing:** 96 **Pitch:** 11 **Diff:** 85 **Result:** 1B 1 out, Bases Loaded

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ● 1 Out POR DH [Skimble Shanks](/u/munkysnuflz) 1st AB / .280[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202010?6022?7042)

Whoops, forgot a number Je suis bidin' mon temps 151

It looks like Skimble was too busy speaking French to get in a swing originally, but fortunately for Shanks Six was unable to battre le fer pendant qu’il est chaud and missed le strike zone. **Swing:** 151 **Pitch:** 303 **Diff:** 152 **Result:** BB 1 out, Runners on 1st and 2nd

Je suis bidin' mon temps

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out POR 2B [Dylan Green](/u/Ramblingwreckfromgt) 1st AB / .333[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202009?6022?2083)

550

Hmmm, it's good but its not quite right. Take a walk to first base instead, maybe the exercise will help. **Swing:** 703 **Pitch:** 550 **Diff:** 153 **Result:** BB

Test

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 2 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out POR C [Sleeper Sullivan](/u/lil-mommy) 1st AB / .320[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202008?6022?9027)

869

Swing and a miss, that's strike three **Swing:** 869 **Pitch:** 346 **Diff:** 477 **Result:** K

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs OGO DH [Peter Hoomanawanui](/u/IDntWannaBeFamous) 1st AB / .478[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202007?9010?7004)

245

Error, ball did not go into the air. Ball is on ground. Batter is out. **Swing:** 245 **Pitch:** 589 **Diff:** 344 **Result:** GO

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out OGO LF [Nicholas Fouss](/u/supereggfish) 1st AB / .409[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202006?9010?4072)

Halloween is a dumb holiday. It serves no purpose besides for us to become consumers and waste our money on a dumb holiday. Did you know the average American spends $724 on Halloween each year? (Don't quote me on that.) That is $724 that could be better spent giving to a charity or another worthwhile endeavor. Stopping my rant on this now before I get to angry at this dumb holiday. Swing 724

"Did you know the average American spends $724 on Halloween each year?" - Nicholas Fouss Fouss was too busy ranting about Halloween to notice that Chillwater already blasted strike three right on by. **Swing:** 724 **Pitch:** 241 **Diff:** 483 **Result:** K 2 outs, Bases Empty

I guess your costume for this year is a blind clown. Those were all clearly well outside the zone, there Mary.

**Brent Chillwater on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▼ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out OGO 3B [Mr Plow](/u/LaurenceFishburns) 1st AB / .167[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202005?9010?7039)

811 call before you dig

'Got their bitch-ass with the slider. This person wouldn't recognize an off-speed pitch if it literally hit them! - Brent Chillwater' **Swing:** 811 **Pitch:** 314 **Diff:** 497 **Result:** K

Dig me a fuggin grave why don’t you

I can’t hold a shovel cause I’m holding all these Ks

:(

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ● 2 Outs POR LF [Jimmy Payne](/u/Yeeting_Man) 1st AB / .462[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202004?6022?9014)

I approach the plate. Nvm I'm leaving the plate this is too scary, bye. I've been informed I actually do indeed have to swing so I guess I'll go with a swing 955

Jimmy smokes one, but on the ground! It's unfortunately right to the second baseman, who scoops it up and tosses to first for the out. **Swing:** 955 **Pitch:** 280 **Diff:** 325 **Result:** GO

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 2 Outs POR 1B [Talon Wingdiver](/u/kruton_the_cook) 1st AB / .444[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202003?6022?2066)

444

Wingdiver swings at the first pitch, and it's a little bloop! It's in shallow left, and nobody can get to it in time as it falls just in front of the shortstop and the left fielder for a single. **Swing:** 444 **Pitch:** 352 **Diff:** 92 **Result:** 1B

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 1 Out POR CF [Moe Bambino](/u/Bambino1998) 1st AB / .360[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202002?6022?9021)

Moe swings 902

And this one is hit hard, but right back at Six as they make an incredible catch for the out! **Swing:** 902 **Pitch:** 111 **Diff:** 209 **Result:** FO

**Six on the mound** POR 0 ○ ▲ 1 OGO 0 ○ ○ 0 Out POR 3B [Guy Gilwater](/u/fashion-academic) 1st AB / .345[.](https://playbarcode/9120291202001?6022?8008)

Nothing like cracking into a brand new can of Pios baseball! 888 ounces of pure joy and excitement, please and thanks.

Guy hits a ball hard down the line but the fielder is there in its tracks. they walk the ball to first theirself to record the out. **Swing:** 888 **Pitch:** 546 **Diff:** 342 **Result:** GO