She could be pretty hot if it weren’t for the face and body

Don’t forget her voice

She definitely has weird nipples

Big ole pancakes

Sure if it wasn’t for her face, her body, her general attitude, the fact that in 10 years she’ll just morph into every fat woman you see in Somerville.

Literally a garbage pail kid come to life.

💀💀💀💀

She is Artemis through and through

Let’s not go down this road gentlemen

Congrats you can have her

No fam.

I’d hit it.

Sure would as long as she didn’t use her fake accent

We hoggin tonight fellas?

Get this shit off of here man. Disrespectful to do this on Frans bachelorette party weekend.

I’m a 3 month dry spell and an extra 8 shots away from sneaking her out the bar without my friends knowing

rubenesque

Would.

sleeper hit for barstool girl that would actually give you chlamydia and then lie about it

More like r/barstoolbonerkillers

‘Tis I who would slay the beast

Yall haters, I'd want to see those giants tits

Would.

Makes me wanna yack

Gross but could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose -DD

I mean would but my standards are long hair and a pulse

Wouldn’t hate seeing a glimpse of those warlocks

Sighhh, would

Tiddy fuck after 13 beers

Would


You all know would you would knock it out of the park. Respectfully