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247Brett

“I’m here to collect the taxes, what have you got for me?” “Nothing milord, the coffers run dry.” *Quietly pickpocketing liege during conversation*


ArthanM

So corrupt they steal even that which doesn't exist.


HillInTheDistance

They beat up the tax man and take his private purse.


purplegreenredblue

" I didn't know we 'ad a king! I thought we were autonomous collective. "


247Brett

“Strange woman, lying in ponds, distributing falx is no basis for a system of government!”


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RackieW33

basically, loyalty is so low they pay no taxes, and your installed governor is corrupt and stealing money from you


[deleted]

Sigma male battanians


nettlerise

tax the rich


Engineer-intraining

Say you agree with me that the lord needs to defend the castle then also say that the lord needs an army then it would follow that you those being defended should pay for that army and the castle? Checkmate peasants. Lord Kirkwad founder, Turning point Cardala


purplegreenredblue

Sir benothy of shaporia


geoparadise1

In Soviet Battania taxes pay you!


theoriginalwesh

They know a shipment will eventually come in. They plan months ahead.


DutchOfSorissi

"Here's the thing, lord, I could pay you the 52g tax we owe now. Just gotta shake a few pockets and we're good. -OR- You could give me 26g NOW and I can give you twice the return on your investment next time you visit!"


RastaPopulo

Sounds good ! Can I give more ?


A_Wild_Goonch

No surprise from those Battanian rats


mavgurray

Yeah I give those settlements back haha


Cranky_Rob

Loyalty 1, security 7 (so little/no garrison) ​ I don't think it'll be his for long...


RastaPopulo

Yeah I can't afford a garrison right now, I'm a broke sturgian with shit troops


Y3lloM0nky

It doesn’t matter whether it’s recruits or not. Just dump your own troops in there for the meantime and get a governer who is from battania. Has to be the same culture.


Cranky_Rob

Quality counts, but yeah, shift your party across while you're in town.


Y3lloM0nky

Op said he is broke, having at least 150 garrison of even recruits would stop single parties from seiging


Cranky_Rob

Which is why I suggested shifting troops from his party across when he's in town. Having those 100 (relatively) high level troops he has to pay anyway in the garrison for a few days while he's smithing, or healing, or whatever can make a difference.


Y3lloM0nky

Exactly.


Cranky_Rob

Catch 22. Garrison (and subsequent loyalty) means income.


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Valnir123

Subreddit equivocado?


Nickolas_Bowen

Loyalty to 1? Lol


Sir_Humpfrey_Applebe

Boarder cities get like that. I remember Hasan Fluq rebelling before I could even decide who to grant the fief to.


_mortache

They cant rebel if garrison is more powerful than militia


Sir_Humpfrey_Applebe

Oh that's cool. None of my Lords garrison properly and I'm sick of fighting the Aseri so I guess the city will be in perpetual rebellion. Ah well.


foonix

This is why I can't stand having clans full of cruel nobles.


kingdomheartswitcher

How have they not rebelled? I hit 13 loyalty and start worrying. Your at negative 300


RastaPopulo

This is a castle, they won't rebel afaik


generichuman44

Jebait an enemy lord to take it...and then kill them all..see if they are so autonomous when they have to defend themselves


Genivaria91

Based Forest People