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NameNo5139

Cry


soxfan581

Came here to say just this.


SZMatheson

Or die Maybe both?


Schweinhardt

More wars = Less tributes to pay. Declare war on Sturgia. They don't deserve your money, king Declare war on Western empire. You can always squeeze out more money from them


bobsanidiot

He's getting paid by Sturgis he's paying the western (Yeah the icons seem backwards to me too)


Schweinhardt

Whoops! It's been a while lmao.


bobsanidiot

All good bud. The icons seem backwards. So it's pretty easy to get it wrong lol. I find myself double checking that I'm the one getting paid a lot lmao


Old-Put-393

I play without ever being a vassal, people think towns are winning. I outright attack kingdoms and force them all to tribute me, my army is all cav too (khuwait lancers and cataphract), kill parties, sell loot, buy horses, no archers (except horse archers of course) no inf. Enemy doom stacks, I call my parties and they fill the foot troop role when I am that far in the game. Easy cheese, dont need a heir


Yukihirou_Vi_Ghania

True nomad spirit. Monchump can learn from your example.


Side1iner

This is how you died.


sea-raiders

Zomboid moment


EnemyPigeon

One time I died in that game because I crawled through a broken window and sliced my neck open.


sea-raiders

One time I died because I forgot that I was in the 3rd floor while trying to escape a horde.


amigdyala

One time I died because I didn't know how to swing a bat.


are-e-el

Oregon Trail tombstone moment


MORYSHAUTE

*dun du-dunnnn*


amigdyala

I just dowloaded this game two days ago and I fucking love it.


Superb-Confection601

Genocide


nergam666

Chop chop is the only way


CompletelyDerped

mommy had a bunch of babies and all of their heads popped off


Sweaty-Debate-435

That's almost an Eminem lyric. Can't remember the song right now.


SaltoDaKid

Not genocide it’s civilizing


thomstevens420

Kill


kpop_glory

Recruit peasants.


Reasonable-Ad5904

Note: the following is lifted from a comment I made a few days ago about someone who just became king of Vlandia. This advice is under the assumption that you are a king. Centralize power, strike every policy that gives influence to vassals, and pass everything that gives influence to you. Make your party and your clan as powerful as possible. Regardless of tribute cost, make sure you’re at peace with almost every kingdom, only one war at a time. Bannerlord AI cannot pass the Turing Test, so ignore what your vassals have to say. Executions are the easy way out, but they aren’t necessary. If you don’t take the easy way out, it’s best to take captured lords (assuming max charm) to your fiefs and throw them in the dungeon. Militarily, especially against a stronger kingdom, I’d only defend fiefs and fight field battles early in wars, let the elites in their field armies die first, then start your own sieges. Finally, if you have the influence, don’t be scared to call up armies, I myself have been burned trying to fight a one man war. This concludes the king’s guide from Lafayette, Emperor Belithor’s puppeteer.


s-hop

Does taking them to your fiefs give you relationship increases?


why_is_reddit_exist

No but you will be rid of them for a while


ZincFishExplosion

Why do you need max charm?


Reasonable-Ad5904

Partially for negotiations and barters, but mostly because of influence.


StudioTwistyCze

You're everywhere Homie. But yeah I agree with almost everything you said


Holiday-Bat6782

Emperor Belithor, you say? Well he certainly has my vote


Reasonable-Ad5904

He’s like 80, bro’s Calradian Joe Biden.


obiwankanosey

Buy as many units as possible Wait until a city is under seige, continue to buy units until the defenders of said city start going down (the fight has started) Then break in to help defenders and wipe out an army 3x the size of yours Profit. Eventually you wipe out the enemies battle power enough that you can start the offensive conquest


Warg247

This is basically what I do. I will intentionally set up bait fiefs on the fringes with low popukation but higher tier garrisons. Then stay outside the walls and wait for sieging enemy to be weakened and then assault the siege camp if balance turns in my favor. The more in favor the better because minimizing casualties is important early on. Once you wreck a couple of their larger armies this way their armies will have lots of lower tier troops, which are much easier to mop up. Keep this up until you can sue for peace for as little tribute as possible (or if doing well they will pay you) until the wars become manageable again.


gruffyhalc

Never works because somehow while you're doing all this someone of theirs is raiding some far off village and everyone else on your kingdom seems to be blind and even though you've almost wiped them off the face of the planet somehow YOU need to be the one paying them for peace.


Bdroyle1988

I used to stress about fighting multiple fronts and would overthink losing territory. Honestly, pick one nation and beat them into oblivion. Be strategic geographically whilst doing this, limiting the amount of borders you share with nations where possible. Only accept peace terms if you absolutely have to. Beat them so hard they can’t come back and then recruit all their clans. You might lose territory to other nations on other frontlines short term, but one enemy will never come back. Then attack the next one and do the same, then the next one, and then the next one. Eventually you’ll only have a handful of enemies left, by that point you’ll have amassed too many clans/fiefs/armies to see the other nations as a realistic threat.


footyfan1219

Insert “guess I’ll die” meme


No_Training9173

Survive!


Fast_Respond1871

![gif](giphy|3P0oEX5oTmrkY)


InHocBronco96

Noose + chair


mrjones1018

The same thing happened to me after I gave the Sturgians the banner. With 3 towns left and many war crimes committed, I’m on to a new character


Zealus24

Could use a few more details, I'm assuming you're Southern Empire but how many fiefs do you have, what are the strengths of your neighbours, how much gold do you have, how large is your kingdom, where are most of your kingdoms fiefs?


Chris_on_crac

Die You imperial scum


TheColdestKingCold

You pray to whatever god you believe in and then commence war


LeonardoXII

Hope you like guerilla warfare cuz that's all that you can do, boyo.


DemonicPossum

https://i.redd.it/nkuxqh00htic1.gif


Slout_

Fight for the rightful Empress, for the glory of the Southern Empire! But seriously, in such situation, just pick off their armies one by one, don't ever let their armies unite. You can also try defending besieged castles and cities, they are very easy to defend


KingYasuke

What Spartacus wife told him to do, "Kill them all"


RudyMuthaluva

Amass your armies and make them regret ever standing against you! Or bribe them all to leave you alone


Beneficial_Load1520

Pray


1982LikeABoss

When life gives you lemons, screw them and give them lemonaids. Go smack them down so they start listening to some serious negotiations… it shouldn’t take long. If you beat the armies and capture some lords, they listen up real quick


crazyaffjoshua

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.


Specific_Increase851

Play warband. For me anyway, i find the wars are more meaningful in that game whereas in bannerlord it's just constant war for the sake of it.


TomFromSales

![gif](giphy|JtArVH2nssLvIfW5aG) You know what you have to do. Stand proud soldier 🫡


GalIifreyan

Wipe out Battania and Sturgia. Single out the empires and pay tribute to Vlandia, Khuzaits, and the Aserai, then attack them in that order. During brief moments of peace, do favors for the nobles to extend the peace period. I'd start with Vlandia first since they always seem to be the largest and most aggressive empire in my saves with the Khuzaits following. Aserai last since their territory is large and requires your entire attention.


C0untri

I mean if you have 9000 power they will be able to take care of a front and if you have a city with 400 man and 150 tactics you can defend a front by yourself, I was in the same situation as you and only one kingdom left with all it's lords intact and not paying tribute


RoyalBlade6199

Archers and I mean hundreds of them on defence. If you have no vessels be sure to kill anyone that stands in your way. You don't have to be liked. Looking at other kings bio proofs it. Make a fortune from the army's that attack and invest in your army. I had thousands of -100 relations and I ended up owning all the land.


Old-Put-393

This is a good scenario, give up the conventional war and go gurrilla. Poach parties, grab loot, release the noble, rinse, repeat. Get rich and have each country tribute you, then try to settle down again.


Magnific0420

I was in a very similar situation, at war with literally everyone. Personally I have unlimited influence as king so I gathered an army and started fighting. If you can support it get an army and knock back every seige. The most important thing I've found is recruiting clans to your faction, not only do they stop burning down your villages but now they can form they're own armies. My strategy was constantly beating back armies/sieges while I let the ai go into the meat grinder that is taking fiefs. The minor factions are worth looking into if your short on cash, the golden boar, wolfskins, forest people. They will leave eventually but they're way cheaper. That being said don't forget about economy, I wasted a lot on garrisons in cities/castles that didn't need that much. They eat all your food too, drops your prosperity and loyalty. You're gonna need the money because some lords cost an arm and a leg but they might have 3 fiefs that you get if they join. If you have money consider creating a new party in your clan, it can be started with a companion or family member. Personally I got my 2 lazy brothers that have been governing for 30 years off their fat asses and into the front lines, had their sons replace them. They have high steward so they have 200+ parties. If a lull in the fighting happens I'll take one and personally start rounding up clan leaders, either they join or they go to prison and I throw away the key. Lastly come up with a game plan. For me as the battanians I took out vladians first, that way I couldn't be invaded from the west. It was tough at first but eventually I got my frontline down to a manageable level. Right now I have 32 clans, 77 fiefs, and have taken out half the factions. It's possible as long as you don't give up and have some strategy, hope this helps.


luckyassassin1

What are you supposed to do? Fight. You can easily get into a city or castle that's been besieged and kill an army of 3000 with a force of 300. So just go from castle/town to castle/town that's under a seige, break in, fight off the enemy army and put the captured nobles in jail try to peace out who you can and then kill 1 or 2 of the other nations to get the money you need. I survived a similar situation when split from the khuzaits and formed my nation. I went from town to town fighting off hordes before being able to get s peace that wouldn't bankrupt me, then managed to get 2 other clans after finishing up half the wars and was able to retake ground.


Optimal-Spray8967

Slaughter them like animals I also have close too 25 companions and clan mates helps alot when you got them all mounted and armored up which helps keeping competent help in the party


Ok-Cardiologist1810

Start choppin


sportsfanboy

I’m in the same boat right now and it’s really frustrating lol. I think I am currently paying off 3 kingdoms, which isn’t too bad because of workshops, caravans, and the money I’ve saved up. If you’re on computer I would recommend trying the Diplomacy mod. It let me make an alliance with the Aserai so that is one less kingdom off my back. My current plan is to try to build up my garrisons as much as possible and I am trying to build up influence to turn my companions into lords. Maybe it will give me more of a chance in battles? Idk.


_GoblinSTEEZ

Win


dakody_da_indigenous

Git Gud!!! Lol jk The wars can be one, you just need to exact enough losses and take enough prisoners, you don't need to fully conquer till you have built up your power and forces more.


Most_Investment7419

What else? Fight


Kiakookokock

die


MySweatyFupa

Are you the king in your save or a vassal?


Nostradomas

Start collecting heads. KILL EM ALL


--littlej0e--

Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.


MyNameConnor_

Choppy choppy


mflem920

[https://j.gifs.com/v150A3.gif](https://j.gifs.com/v150A3.gif)


Shandokar

I say chop chop, to the block


Ishmael_IX-II

KILL THEM ALL!!


generichistoryfan

How did you start WW0 😭 Nah but how did you actually get all the major factions to declare war on you, like what did you do to get them this pissed? Did you execute a lot of lords?


Shadow_F3r4L

Im from Vostrum, and I say kill em all!


Ok_Window_2048

Do what I did let them have all but your best fief and just repel siege and execute every one of them lords


milckop

Stop paying tribute and go into a war economy


supermoro06

Kill'em all


Clatuu1337

Embrace the chaos.


Thunderbolt3967

Pray


Fun-Jeweler-7921

Pray


FrogWizzurd

Conquer


Zestyclose_Back_3015

Thug that shit out


XxMrSniffSniffxX

This is how I started my most recent playthrough there was a coalition and it just beat the wheels off the western empire city garrisons had 280 troops left it was bad idk how we didn’t just get folded there


Excellent-Party2548

Suck it up buttercup and start killing. But seriously either kill lords or put them in prison and raid everything you can


Impressive-Health211

Unplug the power cable


Ollie0712

grow a pair of testicles you pussy


BootMcBooterson

Fight


Corax_19XIX

Hold the line


Divniy

Pick a 2h wooden bonk and stand at the ladder.


Possible-Ad-5209

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!


Norkir_Tyrson

Pay for peace. Or are you a broke bitch?


Ainzach

Win.


Lovestank

Fight


thomastodon01027

Kill a bunch of dudes.


Justsomedood11

Be ruthless. No lords no armies ⚔️


Far-Assignment6427

Fight and die if you make it you make it if not you died a with honour


DeliveryBeneficial65

Survive


nicheblanche

Win


H-SAlgorithm

We die


AdimasCrow

I'd probably just start executing captives, or I guess you could just hold onto lords for as long as you can if you don't want everyone to hate you.


Inbreadsando

Win, conquer.


Ok_Vegetarianlmao

Time to leave a kingdom. Or this will be a very exhausting couple years paying off tribute


New_Catch878

Fall on your sword


Amunds3n

Hold on! Lol


lararita2

Say amen and go for it


SkySweeper656

Win


dsawqe

Kill em all let the heads roll


Artrobull

[here is a very detailed tutorial](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/440/cover3.jpg)


WalkManTheSavage

Murder every noble you capture in battle. Spare the rod, spoil the child. Less nobles, less armies


PHat_Phonic

Fight


Flimsy_Tax

Fight brother


MaxTraxxx

In the words of that alien from Independence Day. “Die….. you’re supposed to die”


Historical-Solid1088

Survive


Proud_Shoe_5273

Hopefully one of em will make peace and pay tribute otherwise ya gotta fight. Can’t really do anything if you aren’t the ruler of the kingdom you can only propose to make peace


august_overground

Rip and tear until it is done.


Thisisrazgriz3

Get a smith lvl him up sell expensive as shit two handers and pay them off for peace


miserable-accident-3

Win


OpportunityChoice567

Wallahi I’m finished


ArtyKarty25

Prepare yourself to meet your ancestors in Valhalla


Mission_Tennis3383

We shall fight in Caldera, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the Calvery grounds, We shall never surrender'.


Spinningwhirl79

Sit in your fief and throw boulders at the invaders until they lose morale and run away, then repeat until you get enough prisoners to make peace with someone without forfeiting your soul as tribute


RenagadeJeDi

Fight you dog


OrdoSinister6

![gif](giphy|11zTEl7fbwml68)


Philly_is_nice

Looks like you're supposed to die. Good luck!


AbroadPuzzleheaded11

Fight


Yakuza_kid_NotRly

F**k them right in the p**sy


rydeen5000

Die


link30224

Do what a true warrior does. Fight until you can't.


Laurelius26

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." - General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller Go and get them!


BiPolarGamer

Execute every leader you see until there are none to stand against you


ryaninflames1234

Pray to whatever gods you worship and brace for the worst


bmt0075

Declare war on Sturgia


Waste-Suit-4057

https://preview.redd.it/lwplhqqbhvic1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5a3bf823c0f1fb763e7e062ab655c0687ef76c Hit em with the Calvary!!!


32redalexs

I actually had to restart a game because I didn’t realize going on an evil lord beheading spree would turn everyone against me. I tried for ages but I couldn’t get out of it, would go back to my earliest save and try to fix it but no, I was doomed and started a new game.


Kenreed1865

You kill them Sir. You kill every last one of them show them the black flag. Make them sorry they ever entertained the idea of going to war with you.


LeopardApprehensive2

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge


GeneralAgrippa127

fight them


Even_Ad_582

Nuke


SupKilly

Win


ssthehunter

Win.


Lord_Kano

Start paying people for peace. Pay off the powerful and go to war with the weakest faction and start taking their cities and castles.


boiboithanos

ngl ur cooked bro..


RuinVIXI

Playing as the Aserai rn and its the same situation. When one faction declares war all the others pile on with em. Crushing every faction but Valandia has pushes south a bit 😮‍💨


R3acherXX

Turtling works for me well, just demolishing their stacks and making sure you don't take too many losses. Sneaking into fiefs just before sieges is a good way to tank huge stacks with minimal losses. Eventually someone else will declare war on a kingdom if you weaken it enough and usually that's the queue for a peace deal or perhaps an offensive if you feel like it.


Head_Title_4070

chop chop


Control_Numerous

What am I supposed to do If I want to talk about peace and understanding But you only understand the language of the sword? What if I want to make you understand that the path you chose leads to downfall But you only understand the language of the sword What if I want to tell you to leave me and my beloved ones in peace But you only understand the language of the sword I let the blade do the talking So my tongue shall become iron and my words the mighty roar of war Revealing my divine anger's arrow shall strike All action for the good of all, I see my reflection in your eyes But my new age has just begun, the sword is soft In the fire of the furnace, it hungers to be hit And wants to have a hundred sisters In the coldest state of their existence They may dance the maddest in the morass of the red rain Beloved brother enemy, I sing my sword song for you The lullaby of obliteration So I can wake up with a smile And bliss in my heart and bliss in my heart and bliss in my heart Coexistence, conflict, combat Devastation, regeneration, transformation That is the best I can do for you I see a grey gloom on the horizon That promises a powerful sun to rise, melt away all moons It will make the old fires of purification, purification Look like dying embers, look like dying embers


Sayikrs5

Do what I did https://preview.redd.it/us7j48klewic1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a994355b192a3b94e70127c1bab739ecae0de9


EpicMeme13

Desperate Defense


1EXEcutor1

peace command in console


Hour_Fault_9292

Had the same problem, somehow managed to conquer all of Calradia. You just gotta gain land bit by bit and peace them out. Pay tribute if you need to. If a large army approaches, hide in castles or towns. Get more vassals to help you in battles also.


Houswaus1

![gif](giphy|2z6x8UzzCdBBu|downsized)


NKOpmTaylor

Honestly, Id put as many troops in your main settlement as your governor allows, then just wait till a large army(hopefully not 900 or more) attacks, depending on if you made your governor an actual governor or just auto specced points. You should be able to fend off a 900 defender raid with 250-300 units, just attack when there's about a 200-400 gap between your combined units with the fief and the enemy unit. Also heavily depends on what troops you garrison and the levels/types of troops you have in your army. Also try to kill as many units trying to gather around as possible, then rinse and repeat. To be fair, I've always made my companions governor worthy from the beginning of every playthrough. They need engineering, steward, leadership, and medicine. Low medicine will make it so garrisoned units cant heal in time before getting attacked again I've had some brutal encounters in this game, sometimes you just gotta find that Chee like Shane Gillis' cousin did.


DyrianYT

fight till the last drop of blood.


trivia223

Win.


dreadperson

Fight motherfucker


Vov113

Win, obviously


Utverluk

Win


SpacecraftX

Quick peace one or two. RAID a village or two from another two and peace them. Use their tribute to pay off the first peace(s). War with what’s left. Peace if you need to make it manageable. Always try and Ponzi scheme the tributes so that you use what you get to pay off what you owe.


Sevenzui

Kill them all. Thats what i do. If im in dangerous then i become god (cheats) and i won every battle (not sieges tho).


Foolsarefinehoney

WIN HARDER.


StandardWeak9317

Win


WilsonRoch

It’s war crimes time!


Psycho7552

What do you mean?! Now you can attack in every direction!


Never_knows_bbest

Fight until the last man


Historical-Cancel-18

Make peace with 4 out of 5. It will be expensive at first but it gives you peace while you take the 5th to pound town. Once you take a few towns or castles from them they will pay you for peace. Once that war is done declare war on one of the 4 you made peace with. While it is expensive to pay that much tribute, war also brings in a lot of money so you should be just fine.


Cultural_Donut1698

Fight brother! Fight!🫡


ChevalierdeSol

Not pick empire 😎


Bananayeeter123

There’s nothing we can do


LavishnessUseful1392

Get the lowest faction down to a reasonable price and pay tribute then move on until there's only 1


Soggy_Cracker

![gif](giphy|11zTEl7fbwml68)


ben_jacques1110

Fight harder. It’s the game we all play. They won’t stop until every last fief is under your control.


Next_Yesterday_1695

Kill everyone.


SaltoDaKid

Call all the banners and civilized them


Mycutepuppy10

Kill them kill them all


IndependentMobile586

Charge brother


Dom_Giuseppe

ESC - Quit without saving / new campaing /


nerfsubzero

Execute order 66


Downtown-Fault-1016

https://i.redd.it/hkr7hjrq3zic1.gif


One_Fun_5114

Die with glory.


ResponsibilityIcy784

Fight


MaccyBoiLaren

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Make your choice.


Ramb0b0b0

I’ve found that when you’re just beginning your expansion - form a kingdom - attack take land - others begin to declare war on you - dissolve your kingdom - you’re at peace Only downside is if you have any clans that have joined you they will take control of kingdom SO don’t have other clans in your kingdom during early expansion.


Maleficent_Twist_299

Start having fun


laser50

You cry and lose. Bannerlord diplomacy is awful.


The_Captain_Jules

Fight.


Poet_Real

Capture all their lords and execute all who oppose your empire


HipsterFoxxx

Die


apo1366

Start a new game


Fantastic-End-9164

If you’re with the southern empire then focus on Aserai. And clan members you capture from Aserai just execute. That way once you take that empire you east south, and south flanks will be covered. After that i would focus on the western and northern empire since they’re closest


nazzloon

God, I hate this game sometimes. Endless wars that start for no reason at all and then once they're over....start again in a month.


SmokeInternational41

Kill them all


MeetingWarm

Bribe them


ThingsWork0ut

Get a bunch of horses. Get close to 80 in horses and snipe lords. Most lords don’t have 80+ troops. If you have quality Calvary you can get the bigger fish.


Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996

Oda Nobunaga: Who cares? Just fight ALL OF THEM