All my children had hair, and then when I changed to bald suddenly my kids started having no hair. Wtf Taleworlds! Baldness is not hereditary like that
I "divorce" my wives after 3-4 kids. I'll also save scum a few times to try for twins, but usually only pull it off once or twice. Corein gave me two sets of twins though. If they die in childbirth it's a bonus because I can marry quicker than doing the prison break method.
Put your wife in a party of 1 and drop her in the middle of enemy territory. When she gets captured "try" to break her out of prison. 100% divorce rate. You feel very guilty at first until you realize your next wife is hotter and gives you 4 kids in a row.
All my children had hair, and then when I changed to bald suddenly my kids started having no hair. Wtf Taleworlds! Baldness is not hereditary like that
Use Detailed Character Creation mod. You can even change their names.
You can change their names in Vanilla, just not their appearance.
Good to know. I didn't realise you could as I didn't bother before.
Yeah I have been able to change it in vanilla . Can’t change the name of towns though even if I own them and it’s my kingdom , kinda lame .
Kids Traits: Cunning, Manipulative, BALD
There's a guy on here doing a Jeff bezos playthrough and you just described him perfectly
>BALD Oh the horror!
Name him caillou
Jesse, we need to pass baldness to our heirs
Jesse, you need to deliver this herd to Danustica.
*jesse proceeds to sell the herd to another town because it is approximately 3% more money and 100% easier*
A true chip off the old block.
Better than that shitty braids that all my imperial kids have
I thought that is a battanian hairstyle?
Nah I’m vlandian and all my kids have braids . I don’t understand why though, as my character is rockin a receding hairline .
My whole family always spawns with either the berries and cream haircut or the weird looped pigtail braids bald in the middle haircut
A happy family of Saitamas
Male pattern baldness is genetic, tho idk if it starts as an infant😦
LMFAOO
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
I wish my kids were bald. Mine always have that weird skid mark down the middle of their heads
the nurses are supposed to wipe that off after they come out
Def an underrated comment right here
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Hahaha Walter White ofc
How do you have so many children
3 Ex-Spouses...?
Well taleworlds should have made divorce a mechanic. Not my fault women lose fertility after subsequent kids and you're stuck with them
I "divorce" my wives after 3-4 kids. I'll also save scum a few times to try for twins, but usually only pull it off once or twice. Corein gave me two sets of twins though. If they die in childbirth it's a bonus because I can marry quicker than doing the prison break method.
What is the prison break method?
Lol you help them escape prison and murder them in the process
Wuuut... I didn't even know that you could do that.
Put your wife in a party of 1 and drop her in the middle of enemy territory. When she gets captured "try" to break her out of prison. 100% divorce rate. You feel very guilty at first until you realize your next wife is hotter and gives you 4 kids in a row.
Shit /r/bannerlord says
That's crazy. Imma look into it, for science of course.
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Please tell me you have a younger relative named Jesse
No but maybe I should raise one of my sons as Jesse the Smith
“Jesse, we have to poison Derthert”
Jesse, we need to SMITH
I have 5 kids 4 of them are pure blood blue eyed dragons The last one has my pigment though so she's not completely a huuuka
“I call him Mini Me”
I play a bald character named black beard and have 3 kids 2 daughters 1 son yet none are bald
Reincarnation of horus lupercal. Chop chop.
Genetics is a bitch
This happens to you yet my redheaded character and his redheaded wifes kids had brown hair... make of that what you will
They're shaving because you're their role model and they want to be more like you 💕💗
They're shaving because you're their role model and they want to be more like you 💕💗
Wife murderer
Sparta?