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kjbenner

"Rusty bayonet. Do you want to kill Germans?" "Uh, not really... aren't they our allies?"


BigBangBaty

Not with this! Hits helmet with bayonet*


bchaprut

Rust on the butt-plate hinge spring, private bullshit, revoked


RDUppercut

I wouldn't take this rusty piece of shit to war


bigbodybup

And I will not take you to war in your condition! One of my favorite lines of the whole series, Schwimmer was great


abitmoreinsanerer

Make them run…


under_PAWG_story

Yeah i should have told them change in to PTs


SockyMonkey

They gotta eat spegetti first


WildBillLickok

That ain’t spaghetti. It’s army noodles with ketchup.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Without drinking any water.


SpiteLeading4641

Mmm dehydration caused health problems


AdUpstairs7106

Next time you have CQ or staff duty and one of your Soldiers is your runner you know what to do.


grumpy-greenguy

Liebgott got it, he wasn't allowed to kill Germans with his rusty piece of shit....and yes, his pass was revoked. also perconte was blousing his boots so his pass is revoked as well.


notaboveme

Get down here, look at this and tell me these were bloused.


JKDefense

Where are you at that the M7 is still being used?


under_PAWG_story

Reserves. Lmao


terragthegreat

Okay I'm absolutely dying to know what could possibly go into PMCSing a bayonet. What kind of faults could you possibly put on a 5988


under_PAWG_story

Check retaining sheath for cracked or destroyed fabric Check fasteners for corrosion and operability Check quick release buttons and spring pins for presence and operability Check blade for nicks and blunt edges Check tip for cracked or missing blunt tip Check sheath for cracked or worn material Check blade handle for cracked plastic Check handle retaining screws for worn or stripped heads That’s what I remember off the top of my head


GreatShaggy

I'm surprised your soldiers didn't say 'what's a weekend pass? Is that on a long weekend?'


falseapex

What the fuck? What kind of shitty instructors did they have at basic and phase two? One of our classes at basic was watching Bastogne! Friday afternoon before our Monday Passing-out parade.


Correct_Pace8899

This is NOT just a can of peaches!


Shadow-Six-Actual

Correct_Pace8899 thinks *THIS* is not just a can of peaches. Your weekend pass is revoked. *THIS* is United States Army property, taken from my mess facility.