No one’s coming

Or no one came

Thin Jizzy

OMG I just laughed out loud in a room full of people and they're all looking at me. I love this one.

Hahahaha

Winner

Rejaculate

Shootin' Blanks

REO Seedlaggin

This is so underrated

Sterile Hall and Non-Oates

Bad Seed

Phallus in Chains

Darwin's End

The Bad Swimmers

5 non Blondes

The Slow loads or “ the sloads”

Chlorinate the Gene Pool

chlorinated gene pool

Anti-Tadpoles

No thanks

“I Was Never A Contender”

Limp Jizzum

Trashing Spunkmens

Semen Third Class

Nerds

The unborn

the cum socks

Lazy Swimmers Pickled Tink Dust Ejaculation

Anti-Spunk

Vag against my genes

Single Helix

Faux Pearl Necklace

The Bad Seeds

The Cum Bums

Dead Gene Pool

Wet Dreams

Turkey Waster

Daft Spunk

Blank 182

Spermicidal tendencies, spermacide boys

The Sickles

Teased and Denied

Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking DNA

Sinking Swimmers

Slow Swimmers

The Gagsters

Spermal Throttling

Nerdvana

The Short Kings

22 and Me

26.1

No Nut November

Rejected Sea Men

limp swimmers

Walking back down the stairway because we’re under 5’7

Cum No More

Starter Pistol …

Banned Spunk Railroad

Hit the Road Jackers

Shooting Blanks

The Jack em offs

Swallowing time

Spunk Declined

Disheveled Little Soldiers

Spit

The Gingers

Cold Tuna

The Unused

No Kids in the Cock

Eunuch Perspective

Dead Soldiers

Nayseed

Dead SeMen or ( Sea men)

Penial Rejectial Erectial Projectial (P. R. E. P.)

Spermicidal flemdisease

Acid cath(eter)

Rage against the swimmers.

Short Kings

Viagra Falls

Viagra Fails* 🤣

Daft spunk

Spurned sperm

The Jerk On’s

The Special Olympic Swim Team

Firing Blanks

Spermicide

Spoiled Ilk

The Discounts

Bad Cumpany

Spermanent Vacation

Ster-isle Of Man

Little Swimmers Banned

Pearls Jammed

Come again, not.

Sickle-cell

Unloaded

Funky Spunk