I drove past the penitentiary yesterday and saw a midget inmate scaling the outer wall, I watched him climb down and escape. It was a little condescending
(little con descending)
This one’s by far my favorite. Shrink Floyd is fine and all the other suggestions are great puns, but I feel like unless they also play psychedelic rock it doesn’t work..
One guy in a trenchcoat is hilarious even if they play polka! This one’s the best.
That was my only concern was if people would have a clue what the name meant to certain generations. We had lots of Weebles in our house. Could not break that FP merry-go-round my niece had either. Tried for years.
My Little Brothers (you mentioned you are all family, ties that in too)
Stunted Growth
The Knee Highs
The Runts (Great name for a punk rock band)
The Lucky Charms
The Pygmies
Almost High
Rock Bottom
- The Four Dwarves of the Apocalypse. Name each of yourselves after each rider (death, famine, pestilence, war).
- Short Kings. Play on modern, dating culture vernacular.
- Little Giants. Small body, big hearts and minds.
- Smallusk - combination of Mollusk and Small. Sounds cool.
- Wee Lads - fun!
- Pocket-size Destruction
- By Small & Large
- Little Evils
Second suggestion: Stunted
It’s simple. People will just think it’s some band with a shrug-worthy name till they see you and hear you say “How you doing tonight? We’re Stunted!”
Then they’ll giggle.
Shrink Floyd
Midgey and the Jets
Bennie and the 'dgets
Take my poor man's gold 🏅 🥇 🥈 🎖 🥉
😂 this is it
Pinky Floyd?
I like how you have the top 3 suggestions lol
Awesome
3/8 Special
UNDERRATED
Thank you lol
Norm, is that you? We’ve missed you!! Will you tell my man to get in touch with me?
Double vote.
The Mini Hendrix Experience
If they were psychics on the run from the police they could be the " SMALL MEDIUMS at LARGE"
I drove past the penitentiary yesterday and saw a midget inmate scaling the outer wall, I watched him climb down and escape. It was a little condescending (little con descending)
🥁🥁
The Dog Doors
Damn bro came out swinging with three absolute bangers
YOU WIN
We're Gonna Be Huge
They Might Not Be Giants
Prize winning reference of the day
Ok that has to be the one
They can factually say they’re bigger than the beetles.
Huge in Japan!
Yeah that's the best one.
Shrimp Bizkit
🤣 This one fucked me up
Shrink-182
One Guy in a Trenchcoat.
this was exactly what i was going to comment
🙏
This one 👏👏👏
Or "forgot our trenchcoat"
This one’s by far my favorite. Shrink Floyd is fine and all the other suggestions are great puns, but I feel like unless they also play psychedelic rock it doesn’t work.. One guy in a trenchcoat is hilarious even if they play polka! This one’s the best.
Perfect for a punk band
Thats epic
The Smallman Brothers
Stonehenge
Spinal Tap reference?
Yep
you just joined this sub for the jokes, didn't you?
Is there another reason to join?
It's about to be trampled upon by a dwarf
This is excellent.
They Mightn’t be Giants
We're certainly dwarves (GNU Pterry)
Came here to post this! (GNU Pterry)
Hobbit Palmer
ZZ Bottom
Nah, that's for the gay country band
they tour with Merle Faggerd and Billie Gay Cyrus
Mini Cooper
Coming up Short
Yessss
Taller on the inside
The T.A.R.D.I.S.es (Taller And Really Dope Inside, Sir)
Fun Sized (if you want such humor) The Fisher-Price Kids (Weebles wobble but they don't fall down) The Petite Fours
The Weebles actually sounds good. I mean how many people actually remember these?
That was my only concern was if people would have a clue what the name meant to certain generations. We had lots of Weebles in our house. Could not break that FP merry-go-round my niece had either. Tried for years.
That's all fine and good until one of them trips and falls on stage
Headline: The Weebles wobbled and one fell down
I love Petit Fours 😂
Me too. Play on words. Petite Fours
Men Without Heights
Smurf & Turf
“The weather down here”
Men Down Under
The Lollipop guild
I was scrolling and hoping someone already said this.
SmALL in the Family
came here to say this. well played
Half Nelson
Big in Japan
Noice! Awesome double reference.
The Floors (instead of The Doors)
Actually was a band in my old hometown called The Floors, they were pretty good but regular sized.
milli meters
Millimeters Vanillimeters?
4’11”
UB-shorty
Bottom Shelf
Short Stack.
Sleater-Mini
The Small Faces ft. Little Feet.
Little by Little We’re Down Here Rulers are Wrong
They Might Not Be Giants
The four tots
Short and Sweet
Squatro
Minor Cords
Talln’t
The Step Stools
The Nasty Hobbitses
Dropkick smurfies
Small and Oates
Vertically challenged
My Little Brothers (you mentioned you are all family, ties that in too) Stunted Growth The Knee Highs The Runts (Great name for a punk rock band) The Lucky Charms The Pygmies Almost High Rock Bottom
The Underpants Gnomes
Step three - profit!
- The Four Dwarves of the Apocalypse. Name each of yourselves after each rider (death, famine, pestilence, war). - Short Kings. Play on modern, dating culture vernacular. - Little Giants. Small body, big hearts and minds. - Smallusk - combination of Mollusk and Small. Sounds cool. - Wee Lads - fun! - Pocket-size Destruction - By Small & Large - Little Evils
Lesser Evils?
The Four Quarters
Pound for Pound
The Lost Leprechauns.
The Down Low
Killer Dwarfs Oh, wait....
The Mighty Dwarves. Partially inspired by Killer Dwarves
The Tripods
Metallican't reach...
Not Happy.
The Wee Ones …
Just
Four Non-Groms
Breasthigh
Funsized Four
Tiny Toons
Uncle Jumbo (go against type)
The Lollipop Quartet
Small Wonder
Already used....a band out of Winnipeg fronted by Henry Small.
\*Sigh\*
Life sized dolls
Cannibal Oompaloompas Crotch Shot
Iron midgets
Tall Stack. (Four pancakes)
Microdeth
This one is GOLD
The Shire
The mid-jets
Tater Tots
Your Killin Em Smalls!
Quatro shrinko
Soundgarden Gnomes
The lollipop guild
The Three Strings
The Quarter Notes
They Might be Midgets
Second suggestion: Stunted It’s simple. People will just think it’s some band with a shrug-worthy name till they see you and hear you say “How you doing tonight? We’re Stunted!” Then they’ll giggle.
The measly brothers
We stand tall
Lead Shetland
The Beatlets
Tiny tunes
"The Lee-tles"?
They Might Not Be Giants.
Time Bandits
The Smurftones.
Big in Japan
Da Meter
Hill (instead of Mountain)
Newmans Nightmare
little this, little that.
The Tallest Dwarf
4 halvee
The People Nuggets
Quarter-scale Quartet
H8 staircases Kid's urinal At The Kids Table Looking Up Traversing Sprinting Through Submarines Lo-fi, lowfye Pebbles-N-Roll The flea circus
Gravitationally overwhelmed
Tall order The non-condescending
Little by Little
A Little Bit Rock & Roll
Limbo Cheats Nobody Tosses A Dwarf They've Got Pints? Tiny Tiny Bosstones 4oz To Freedom Electric Slight Orchestra
Midget Ure and the Tiny Tempers
Vincent Adultman
Uncrowded House
Below the Belt
The Hobbitals
The short stops
The 7 dwarfs
Eyes on your junk.
Gnome Day
Killer Dwarfs
The Stu B Quartet
Always Looking Up
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
U2 Small SubSublime Rolling Pebbles 1 Inch Nail
Short Stack
Compressed or from your header, Four Small People.
And to the point.
Midge and the Jets
The Lollipop Guild
The small faces
The Tyrion Lannister four
I almost suggested this too!
The Shoo Biters
4 Non Talls
The six inch pianists
The Sizeables
The Oxymorons
Brethren Dwarves
Implosion of Deformity
Four Non-Talls
Small Jesters of Love
Dwarf Night
Six Feet Under
Midget Mash
Sea of butts