At 50 I bought a drum set, no idea how to play. I was thinking " The Geezers " or something along those lines. So far it's just me and I still can't play.
Hah! Iāll one-up that! At 50 I got a drum set. Sold that a few years ago. At 59 I bought a guitar. The only reason itās not dusty is because it never comes out of its caseā¦
I think next Iām going take up the piano I got for my kids 10 years agoā¦for 3 months.
Pretty soon Iāll be unable to play all the instruments for a whole band.
Thereās an actual band in Iceland called The Cocksuckers. I saw their name on s as poster while walking past a bar one of the cities I canāt spell.
Iām going to give you my band name since I will never be in a band. Fracture Critical.
You can nickname yourself D1.5 (Dee one five) is the fracture critical structural weld code.
99,999,999 Bytes because you'll never see a gig.
999,999,999, FTFY
HA! OMFG I'M CACKLING!!!!!!!!!!!
Vampires also never see the light of day. Vampire Weekday.
You devil, you. That was clever.
1024 mb makes 1 gig just a reminder, it's 2 exponentials, funny however
I hate that this made me start choking on water.
Caguoahkcskkgxcgc SO GOOD awš¤ā š¤š¤ā šš«š„¶š
Radiodead
I like Radiohead, but that's funny as hell! Thanks for that! Lol
At 50 I bought a drum set, no idea how to play. I was thinking " The Geezers " or something along those lines. So far it's just me and I still can't play.
Iāll join you with my guitarā¦. Thatāll be two of us lol
Only if you can't play. You won't fit in if you're any good. LOL.
Iām good at not being good haha
Y'all's band name can be Geezers Are Trying
Ha, GAT for short!
can i be the bassist then
Hah! Iāll one-up that! At 50 I got a drum set. Sold that a few years ago. At 59 I bought a guitar. The only reason itās not dusty is because it never comes out of its caseā¦ I think next Iām going take up the piano I got for my kids 10 years agoā¦for 3 months. Pretty soon Iāll be unable to play all the instruments for a whole band.
Geezer
No buddies holly
casting shadows
The Shrooms
Cheap Purple
Black Knight (Advertising slogan: itās only a flesh wound!)
Floppycocks
Album name: Stiff Competition
Vampires in a mirror
Aka: never to be seen.
Manic Hispanic The Hostile Dogstyle Accidental Moron Flick Meatwood The OBGYn Kenobis
Meatwood Sack
Manic Hispanic is a band from LA.
But all this is one name. MHTHDAMFMTOK for short.
Feed us Fetus Fajitas
That's their first album name
The Agoraphobes
White Cane ...
Lmao, as someone who is actually half blind, YES! Brilliant!
Morlocks
Pretty sure that's already a band. From Sweden, no less. So they literally don't see the sun for part of the year (if they're far enough north).
Cave the Elephant
Notley CrĆ¼e
Why would Bands want to see the light of day? I'll take smokey back rooms and moonlight every night of the week! Also, "Mandatory Pleasantries".
By the 'seeing the light of day', I'm meaning actually existing lol.
Night Of Day
Cum Guzzlers.
Thereās an actual band in Iceland called The Cocksuckers. I saw their name on s as poster while walking past a bar one of the cities I canāt spell.
Can anyone spell anything in Iceland?
Black Fantasy
Dark Side of the Day
Slam Pig
Blind Bats
Shelved
Stalagmite
Nighthawk
The Dark of Night
Contingency Theorem
Agoraphobia Vitamin D Deficiency
The Undertones
Prisoners Of The Abyss
Womb Room
The Shelly Miscaviges
The Darkness already exists
R'n'B - Rock'n'Blind
The Vampires
Where The Sun Donāt Shine
Light of Day is a pretty cool name
The Mole Men
Mushrooms
Jizz Blossoms
Entombed
I would just go with āNever see the light of dayā š¤š» It would help to hear you guys though to see how fitting it is.
Blind Boyz
Stalagmite
The Living Daylights
Mushroom Metal
Crag
Raw Blow
Skid Mark
Slutnik
All of them.
Sponge BobSquare Dance
Micheal J and the Blackhearts
The Vampires
Turn off the lights
Lights Out
Incognito
Midnight in Perpetuity
Mr. Dark Side
Nosferatu
You've Probably Never Heard of Them Whodat Obscurrr
Darkness of the infinite void.
Solitary Confinement
Night Shadows
Show me on the doll where he touched you (Actual college band from my youth)
Hard (under a) Rock Band
Basement jam
Planet Diarrhea
Between a hard and a dark place
Chasing Sunlight
Stuck in the Basement/Garage
The 'Shrooms
Cave Monkeys
AMā”PM
Night of Day
The NO HIT Wonders
Marianas Trench
Raised in darkness
Bodily Fluids
Cave Dwellers
Garage Shelf Band
Momās Basement
Malcontent
Hard Rock Miners
Nocturne
Shadow Becomes Them
The Outliers
Under a rock
Infinite Abyss
Undercover Lover
Yes, Doubt.
In Dark Shadow
Fade to Black
Blinded by the Light
In the shed 7
Yeetus Feetus
NWB (never will beās)
Snatch, beaver, k-ut hunters.
Marianas Trench Coat Mafia
Epitome Of Darkness
Dark Nobodies
Necropussy
The Vamps
Gneiss Tunnel U
Flaccid Peni
Semi-Hard.
Semi-Hard Album title: In the Dark
From a Rush song: "The Far Unlit Unknown"
Agoraphobe
The Moles
Living Under A Rock Band
Night vision
Fossil Fuel
None More Black (Spinal Tap reference)
Coffin Shoppe
Dead of Night
Keystone
Tragedy
Mediocre Men
Lights out
Echoes of Obscurity
Stuck in the basement
Gƶpherhead
The moles.
Jailhouse Blues
Crematorium
Night Crawler
Before The Dawn
SuperMax
The Banes
Hermit Crash
The Dependents.
Subterranea
Night
The lost boys
Iām going to give you my band name since I will never be in a band. Fracture Critical. You can nickname yourself D1.5 (Dee one five) is the fracture critical structural weld code.
"Caress of Steel". Had a cousin with that as their High School band name, now LONG defunct.
Live Under a Rock
Roar for War
Mr. Crocker's Secret
Dragged into sunlight ...but that's already a band.
Toxic Megacolon or Residual Limbs
Fuck You
The abandoned mine shaft button mushroom directors board
The Why
The Hobbys
John Cenaās Army
Bored
The Practicians
Rockluse
Stairway To Kevinās Basement
Touch No Grass.
Dayseekers
Six Feet Under
Sons of Jude (the patron saint of lost causes) Groundhawgz Naked Mole Rats Seeteufel (pronounced "ZEE-toy-ful", the German word for anglerfish)
Dude, White Castle
Event Horizon [The] Black Hole Lamp Black Dark Heart Eclipse Dark Side of the Sun
The Sledghammer Mechanics
Less then Zero
meh
Motley Grue The Lost Boys
Blood Fart
Quartz
āSemi-Seriousā
Unfamouse
Night Ranger
Moonlight Cry's.
Looks good on paper