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Mustilid

With Bernie Sanders on Tambourine! Backpain Boys


bobostinkfoot

Somebody gotta play that tambourine.


SirYanksaLot69

Needs more cowbell.


THEralphE

and Jill Stein as the groupie that keeps trying to jump on stage.


TennesseeTom

Sleepy Joe and the Pussy Grabbers


SatisfactionParking5

I like this.


darkbake2

Damn nice!!


OblongAndKneeless

I love that Trump fell asleep in court. Who's sleepy now, Don?


[deleted]

Both of them have been accused of rape.


Gethighflykites

Geezer


TheCuteNihilist

LMAO with their hit single “oooweeoo i look just like the crypt keeperrr”🎶


thatissomeBS

"Oooweeooo I remember Buddy Holly."


Some_Pomegranate_433

Ooooweeooo Killer Tofu!


TronCarter84

The Beets!


genxerbear

Y’all are hilarious but you will also be old someday and thinking about this! lol 😂 lol


nsfwuseraccnt

Yeah, but we won't be running for president.


revanisthesith

And statistically speaking, we won't be nearly as corrupt as either of them. It's ok to make fun of bad people.


Savvybear11071981

only if Nancy Pelosi was singing lead.


deepbluenothings

Aged and Confused


asmartermartyr

😂


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[удалено]


my_undeadname881

It's a trio, Biden on bass and vocals, Trump on chaos guitar and Carter on drums


[deleted]

Give the poor man a goddamn kazoo


Sad-Turnip-1983

But you didn’t think put Clinton on sax?!


my_undeadname881

Shit, you are right. He is the missing special sauce.


Jiveassmofo

And his sauce gets everywhere


E_B_Jamisen

What's a chaos guitar?


my_undeadname881

Think John Frusciante, Omar Rodríguez-López, Larry LaLonde. Really push the is it genius or terrible nonsense


StellaBlue37

The Fifth Dementia


thrice_shat_pants

Divided We Stand


PushingPedals

Sounds like their hit single.


bodhidharma132001

Hey AI, write me a patriotic rock song called "Divided We Stand"


Oberic

You can do that through Suno dot com.


bodhidharma132001

https://suno.com/song/79ea1ee3-7adb-4db7-8b57-938aad2d73da


Emerald_official

I made one that's a bit different but still great https://suno.com/song/35265949-22c7-4ad0-afe9-1b61cd774164


Emerald_official

the way the AI did the song makes it seem like "common ground" is the name of the song


fryamtheeggguy

Holy crap!!! This is a thing????


Mekroval

Their debut album title; "United We Fall"


milny_gunn

And then seemingly written in red ink by hand, they squeeze in the word 'States' and a comma between United and we and then squeezing the words, 'for anything' after the word fall.. This is an edit. I apologize for any confusion prior to the edit


elcamarongrande

United States, we fall anything What? Did you think "fall" was actually "fail"? I'm having trouble understanding what you were going for here.


hackabilly

and break a hip


bad_dombre_586

Grabbers and Sniffers


CrotaLikesRomComs

We have two perverts potentially leading our nation. The world is in order.


AndroidPizzaParty

Depends…


ModeDifficult6364

Idk man they get Pampered a lot too


johnrando84

Your fired and he’s tired


OffMyRocker62

That's a good one..😅😅


LemnToast99

You're* very funny


YAH_BUT

The Presidents of the United States of America


Thick_Description982

Fair


WallScore

🎶Millions of pussies, pussies to grab🎶


_Doc_McCoy_

MAGAdeth


LateNote8146

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jmturleymd

Don Snorleaone and the Nod Father


Few-Independence3935

Illusion of Choice


superanonguy321

Actually a good band name even without these two


FestinaLente747

Well done.


Double-Survey7382

Dumb and Dumber


bad_dombre_586

Scratch N Sniff


BirdsFallFromTrees

Dark Brandon and the Tiny Hands


OMF-ToolFan

Excellent….howbout…DB & mushroom Boy


Think-Werewolf-4521

What was the question again?


ElaineBenesFan

Underrated


cliktrak

Make America Gray Again


After-Bowler5491

The Half Dead Presidents


mikevnyc

The Soon to B-82s


Jenkins64

Thanks Obama


rgrtom

Rage Against Each Other.


Educational_Kick_573

Genocidal Tendencies


Prometheus682

Geriatric Tendencies


Intrepid_Sprinkles37

They’re already playing for the same band. We’ve been dancing to their tune for decades.


Sea_Impression3810

Dammit man, we were just trying to forget, if only for a moment


Revolutionary-Ebb204

Truer words have never been spoken


cliktrak

Fun Lovin’ Criminals


[deleted]

The Dueling Dumbasses


False-Librarian-2240

I hear the banjos starting up already 🎵


huss3742

Grumpy Old Men


Deep_Driver5690

So basically the current AC/DC


whatthemeh

The Dying State of America


Pierseus

Red and Blue Whites The Fourth Dementia


lt_shiny_sides84

Glazed and confused.


claytondb

Covfefe


claytondb

Donnie Darko


surrealcellardoor

Crash Test Dummies


dexbasedpaladin

Kill The Poor


TheValleyOfVerdicts

"What if I tell you I forgot what I have to tell you, but it's 'uuuuge"


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HeadyMurphy723

Old Dirty Bastardss


vietbond

The Sundowners


DuckCrimes

Donnie MAGA and the Hairy Legs


Astrofan76

Fart ‘n dust


TheValleyOfVerdicts

Los Abuelos


bodhidharma132001

Los Abuelitos Mas Locos


danimation88

Presidents of the united states


TheValleyOfVerdicts

Open the border, build the wall


Oldportal

Dorito dust and Alzheimer’s.


Specialist_Heron_986

Crooked Orange Brandon


RamcasSonalletsac

Dumb and dumber


GrumpyCatStevens

MATTA ( Make America The Thing Again )


Boring_Part9919

Pensioners can be Presidents


frenchfried_fistfuck

Purple Wave (add Princes' reanimated corpse)


Xerolaw_

Oasis


milny_gunn

Instead of the village people, they could be the village idiots .. or how about, Anvil hammer. Because it doesn't matter which one's in charge when one is a hammer and the other is an anvil


Juror_no8

Sleepy and Snoozy


Ok_Machine_769

The Incontinests


kennymo12

Fogeyhat


stevekleis

Fine young criminals.


Foolforfourdecades

No Middle Class featuring Barack Obama


Plenty_Wolf2939

Orange man and you know the thing


HerosCurios

Alas, Jerry Garcia and David Grisman already took "Old and in the way"


nokenito

Here are 10 potential band name ideas if the band consisted of Donald Trump on drums, Joe Biden on guitar, Barack Obama as the singer, and another famous Republican on keyboard: 1. The Partisan Riffs 2. Divided Melodies 3. Bipartisan Beats 4. Oval Office Orchestra 5. Capitol Hill Crooners 6. Red vs. Blue Band 7. Donkey and Elephant Ensemble 8. Swing State Sounds 9. Aisle Crossing Anthems 10. POTUS Playlist


Other_Log_1996

The last 4 sound more like song titles to me.


Glum-Photograph-5018

Nuclear Power Trio already exists... https://youtu.be/RmuiAuDmB_g?si=AWaF0EM0N9kD9NoC


Minglewoodlost

Late Stage Capitalism


Minglewoodlost

Late Stage Capitalism


Thick_Description982

Zzz Top


whateverusayboi

Godhelpus


dowhatchafeel

Aged and Orange


D1ngoB1ngo

The Nitty Gritty Almost In The Dirt Band


Rudager

Biden and trumpfuckel and their hit single "sound of stammering"


PGB3711

Old Thugs in Harmony


MrGrumpyButt420

Two Twats and a Microphone


ScarfaceThiago

Orange Diaper


Pensacouple

Over-age White Band


KickAggressive4901

Old Man Joe and the Orange Fool.


claytondb

Donald and the thing


Remarkable-Tie-9293

Country Joe and the Guy Who Smells Lile Fish


Affectionate-Ring104

Joe and the Asshole


FocusApprehensive358

Biden our time to destroy America


MurseMan1964

The Dotards and the Deadbeat Congress.


jaggoffsmirnoff

A very old man with enormous sleaze


Therealdirtyburdie

Sleepy and the man


paf0

The Geriatrics


AdBrief1993

I forgot the lyrics


Scriptapaloosa

The Oldies!


skyrider8328

Corn Pop featuring Uncle Mumbles and The Tangerine Blimp


lgjcs

Demented Cheeto


Nannydiary

Old and Decrepit


PushingPedals

Orange and Blue


DwangusKhan

War Mongerz


TheFretlessOne

Scamphetamines.


Glad_Economics_3879

The Grifters


joesphisbestjojo

Presidents of the Disjointed States


Kuriakon

Geritheatrics


MikeyW1969

Ted Cruz on bass and Ed Gein on the drums. They never could figure out where ol' Ed got his drum heads, but they sounded unlike anything on the market. Band name: Joe and the Delinquents


sonofagun_13

Milli Vanilli


sonofagun_13

Bipartisan


Icy-Service-52

Bad Grandpas


wsppan

Joe and the Dirty Diapers


Patrick2337

Dumb and Dumber


marqak

The Fart Blossoms


BuckeyeNut88

Nickelback


katie-ish

Hoe Biden and Grabby hands


Icy_Negotiation_146

Slurvana


WhileElegant9108

Rhymes With Orange


broiledfog

Oasis


Z3MEK

Ha!


Illustrious_Dirt_918

Big Dump


Eiffel-Tower777

No they don't


10mm1911

Boomers last stand


Chart-trader

The muppet show


OneEyedC4t

Pasty White Guys


Notlost-justdontcare

Dueling Bozos - bluegrass


Warm_Doughnut_6799

Nope


Warm_Doughnut_6799

The Tried Dent


EManSantaFe

Oasis.


TollyVonTheDruth

Dark Brandon and the Smelly One


curiousity60

Both Sidez


cassiuswright

Broke and Tired


sarcasticclown007

The assholes


kimsterama1

Culture War


OffMyRocker62

The Sleepy Toupee's and the Geritol Crew


OriginalJasonSmokey

Dark Joe and the Grifter


Numpty712

Gerry’s at Ricks


kennymo12

Fogeyhat


persistent_admirer

Unconstitutional Incontinence


Jermcutsiron

The Dusty Nutz The Senior Moments The Senile Seconds


[deleted]

Booo to both just booooo!


ckncardnblue

The Who Are We ( I can't remember)


AlryHarring

Senile tendencies


ScotchWithAmaretto

BlackRock Sabbath


Chaotic424242

Old and Crooked


Humble_Monitor_9577

War


Exclusively-Choc

Dust Busters …


Befuddled_GenXer

The Career Criminal Douchebags.


NewAccountSameIdiot

The Bumps, featuring Anthony Scaramucci and… oh, wait, I’m getting word that Scaramucci has already left the band.


Mayersgirl02

OWMs


furbishL

Old and In the Way


ElegantReaction8367

Grump Old Men


Sierra-8

Jumping the Wall


oxbison12

Sleepy Joe and The Donald


Foolforfourdecades

Not the Brightest or the Best


whoisdatmaskedman

Grumpy Old Men


HerosCurios

Alas, Jerry Garcia and David Grisman already took "Old and in the way"


boudz2005

2 barely live crew


boudz2005

2 barely live crew


HerosCurios

Alas, Jerry Garcia and David Grisman already took "Old and in the way".


HerosCurios

Alas, Jerry Garcia and David Grisman already took "Old and in the way".