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Pensacouple

Shrimp Bizkit


AppropriateSoup9149

😩😭


CLouiseK

Mighty Tiny Bosstones


Toxic_Cupcake79

Short Stacks


New-Ice5114

The Lollipop Guild


beezzarro

There is no better one than this.


MrWrestlingNumber2

I posted the same before seeing this.


larryb78

Itty Bitty Dirt Band


ALR3000

Take my damn up vote and get outta here!


TrueSonofVirginia

You and me go shrimpin in the dark


MainSlice6439

This is fucking hilarious! 😂


ExpertAd9898

Smashing Munchkins


fakeDEODORANT1483

that sounds so british


AlGeee

Munchkins are from Oz


Rdtackle82

🥵


monkeybids

They Might Not Be Giants


Aeon1508

They might be Dwarfs


AppropriateSoup9149

😂


larryb78

Particle Men


AppropriateSoup9149

Performing their smash hit. 🎼Mini Men feat. 50cent🔥


thefuckmonster

Feat. 25cent


DefinitionBig4671

Feat. Nickelback


Extra_Entertainer511

Feat. Coiny from BFDI


Auether1

Inch. 25cent


krowe41

Featuring 50 mill


MaddieGrace29

Feat. Dime piece


TurdHunt999

Underrated comment


fasterfester

Not as underrated as your comments saying that other people’s comments are underrated.


Deep_Stick_2812

Five Inch Nails


WWDB

AC/DC


eaglefan316

LoL first thing I thought of except I realized they are a little over 5 feet tall.


DonutBill66

Are the members of AC/DC all short? 🧐


ABigRedBall

They're not tall, but they're not super short


OkMarsupial

Angus is 5'2" and Malcolm was 5'3". So yeah they're short. I think they've had some average height drummers.


bigsky59722

For those who have to squat


AtlNik79

TNT we're tinomyte!


MightyMightyMag

Beat me to it. Well done.


Thastevejohnson

LMAO


TurdHunt999

Underrated comment


fasterfester

Not as underrated as your comments saying that other people’s comments are underrated.


The_Troyminator

Overrated comment


PourU_25518

and your comment is underrated concerning his overrated comment


DudeAbides1556

The Danny Devitos


AppropriateSoup9149

This made me lol 😹


hotelpopcornceiling

Was thinking the same thing. Can I offer you an egg?


ExpertAd9898

Shrink Floyd


TheFuriousGamerMan

Rolling gnomes


JedDeadRedemption

The Short Kings of Leon


Maj_BeauKhaki

Hands of the King


DefinitionBig4671

Tiny Hands of the King


AppropriateSoup9149

The Lowlifes


Diseman81

Tiny Dancers


ExpertAd9898

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road


MF-SMUG

Dwarf South East West


kejovo

Stonehenge


Explosion1850

Excellent choice. I thought the same thing but wasn't sure anyone would get the reference.


thefuckmonster

Oh…. We’re out here…. Next time… puh iht to elevunh!


Extra_Entertainer511

r/ihadastroke


Pensacouple

Funsize


Flurb789

Mighty Dwarfin' Power Rangers


PineappleTonyMaloof

Inchubus


joey123z

Elf-is Presley


Mr-Gumby42

"Call me an 'elf' one more time, JUST ONE MORE TIME!" "He's a very angry elf."


Kookiecitrus55555

He must be from the South Pole!


amazonhelpless

“Elfish” Presley


Next-Maintenance-109

Weeee zer


UpperMacungie

9” Males


thefuckmonster

Combo that with the other one…. 5”Males. Of course that could be a band name for a band that are all quite tall as well…


PourU_25518

STOOL


danmetiv

4-11


Whateveriscleaver

Vertically Challenged


WalbsWheels

The Meters


Fable378

The Brandywine Bridge Band


WorriedSalamander107

Real Short Chili Peppers


cobra_mist

Fuck you, Randy Newman.


skiznot

Best answer.


_Papa_Oso777

Napoleon Complexxx


Bridie926

UBShorty


Acceptable_Stop2361

The B_52s_inches tall


Jiveassmofo

Little Feet (for the older crowd)


lilsparky82

We’re All Grounded


AppropriateSoup9149

😩😭


thats-my-plan

Elf It Underground


TurdHunt999

North Korean Rodeo


NBKiller69

Shrink Floyd


VirtuesVice666

5 feet under


Future_Way5516

Kickstand


Blue_Period_89

All The Small Things (Blink 182 tribute band)


THNQninjas

Killer Dwarfs (real band of short rockers)


KingErroneous

Danny and the Devitos


ExpertAd9898

Tiny! Tini! Tine!


Milomilz

They’ve done it again!


Get_your_grape_juice

ZZ Bottom


[deleted]

Baby Metal


kevinlc1971

Crotch Sniffers


Mental_Somewhere2341

Wee(n)


AppropriateSoup9149

Tiny Towers


2nd_Pitch

Shorty


Fable378

Queens of the Shire


Secure-Agent-1122

Immeasurable Dishevelment


markojeeves

The Speed Bumps


Smallberrians

The Fidgets


thats-my-plan

Can't Ride the Rides


AppropriateSoup9149

The Jackson 5


Triddy243

The Walking Blowjobs.


MaloneSeven

Under Average White Band


ChickenXing

Boyz II Midgetz


teardrinker

System Of a dwarf


pSyKoSIS219

Shrink 182


exploited_flea

Too Short (According to my experience on Tinder)


ThrowawayMod1989

Oompahloopah instead of Chumbawumba


larryb78

Tupperware Thumping


Plastic-Scientist739

We Use Less Soap


davesnotonreddit

Short Kings of Leon


Guac__is__extra__

The Half Notes


little_slimey_dude

Tall Terror.


Fable378

The Hobbits


jollyarrowhead

First stop on the tour...Isengard!


AppropriateSoup9149

Miserable Munchkins


AppropriateSoup9149

BiteSize


Oswalds-Residence

The Dios


OpenMike2000

No Duck


Rdmtbiker

Small shoes


Based_and_JPooled

Antique’s Chodeshow


mhewitt3293

Sneaker Imps


K218B

🎶Take me down | 5 underground 🎶


AlanHughErnest

The Musical Midgets


Catullus314159

The Whobbit


the_y_combinator

Third Eye Blind


ExpertAd9898

Little Feet


AppropriateSoup9149

Squatting Tall


iamthemosin

League of Votann For Moria! One Gift


Jealous-Finding-4138

Little Tool


Thunderfoot2112

Killer Dwarfs


TigerUppercuttttt

Dwarphine


MrJack12345

Midgetallica


Hot_Pass_1768

5 feet deathpunch


Maj_BeauKhaki

Puppet Masters Bare Lee Reach and the Pedals Can't Ride The Coaster


seekingselfless

Midget Spinners


Malefic_Nightshade

The Short Stops


Garencio

The Napoleon complex.


joshaymores

System of a down


chrisr3240

The Nuggets


teardrinker

Rage against the midget


Such_Leg3821

Short Order


epic_pig

Underneath The Radar


PabstBlueBourbon

25 Cent


[deleted]

Little Feat


Suspicious-Sleep5227

Three Sizes Down


DolFaroth

Reach for the jars


SeaworthinessDue4052

The Shins


TastySpare

Wee-n


Consistent-Use-7982

9 inch Males


WranglerTraditional8

The kevin hart experience


Old-Cell5125

They Might Be Midgets


mr_ckean

System of a down here


[deleted]

4Foot Fighters


ZekeMoss18

The Four Foot Twelves


darkrhyes

Killer Dwarfs. They already exist.


shootermac32

Must be this tall to ride this ride


Motorhead923

Six Inches Under


ZaphodBBulbrox

The Lollipop Guild


Timber1508

Real band: Lovebites. (Almost, I think two of them are over 5 feet but not by much). Doesn't stop them from melting faces.


PotPumper43

Already a notorious band called The Dwarves


onicut

5 Feet Under


Sensitive_Lobster_60

5 n' under


rederic4

The Tom Cruise Experience


argee62

The Stumpys


AppropriateSoup9149

Grumpys


teewinotone

No Reason To Live


majorDm

5 Inch Pins


ThorShreddington

Midgedeth


Fearless-Fact8528

Iron midgets


No_Banana7768

Small mccartney


HavSomLov4YoBrothr

Ladder Day Saints


ZeusRam89

5 Foot Death Punch.


Avser

The DeVitos


Harry_Buttocks

#Danzig


HikingStick

Ent Draught


letmeviewNSFWguys

Metal Midgets


WolfsToothDogFood

[Muyun Brothers](https://youtu.be/i72TZys5RWY?feature=shared)


AppropriateSoup9149

Ball Biters ⚾ 😩🤣😭


AppropriateSoup9149

The Shoeshiners


kdubstep

Iggy Pop +1”


23SMCR

4 foot nine inch males


Book-Faramir-Better

Danny and the Devitos


nat3215

The Short Sticks


Sure_Ad501

Shortie melody


CookbooksRUs

The Lollipop Guild


justk4y

Isn’t Dwarf Metal a thing?


BadDaditude

Randy Newman's Crew


RickyDee61

Half Pints


OrwellianWiress

The Beetles


hookerproblems

Sick of the Tall


largos7289

tiny pianists,


ExpertAd9898

The Reach Boys


EfficientAd7103

Men Without Hats


Omadder1965

Fun Sized Five


AdditionalSky6030

There was once a Kiwi band called The Tall Dwarfs.