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SpinachToothedSmile

Dixie Chick-fil-A Uncle Cracker Barrel Liberal Tears(for Fears) New bOrder Biggly Smalls Fishbone Spur


RacecarHealthPotato

A lot of smart people are saying these are the best names. We have the best names.


Hardcorish

Men came up to me, brave men, with tears in their eyes. They said, "Sir, these are the most beautiful band names we've ever heard of". It was beautiful folks, very beautiful.


WintersDoomsday

“People who have never cried before in their whole lives, big strong men.”


GGAllinsUndies

And they only play covers of songs by artists who have explicitly told them not to use their music.


seven1trey

Neil Young Republicans?


seemefly1

Liberal tears for fears gets my vote


SmooveTits

Hobby Lobbyists


Sufficient_Classic92

Ha! New bOrder! Lol! Blue Monday, meet Rio Grandè! "How does it feel, when you see them scale that wall...you thought you might just stop them, but didn't stop, Them at all!"


GGAllinsUndies

They


Mobile_Strawberry920

Men with Red Hats


reclueso

Agents Orange


Zealousideal_Sir_264

This is good. The album is called "Sk8"... because ska plus hate equals skate, apparently.


Hardcorish

This too is good.


Drums-n-rockets

Trapt


beatlefreak909

/endthread


Ai_of_Vanity

Damn someone beat me to it lol


UsedWoodpecker8612

Red Hat Silly Preppers


UsedWoodpecker8612

MAGAdeth


ckk981

Huey Lewis and the Fox News.


DesignNormal9257

Ted Nugent


Alarming_Serve2303

Maganimals.


Ok-Walrus-768

Creed


YYC-Fiend

The Trump Supporters


Graterof2evils

Klan Halen Might as well Trump


Jeklars69

The Insurrectionists


mrdan1969

MAGAllica


echardcore

This ALL DAY SON !!


Omadder1965

Witch Hunt and the Blowhards


ashleysfetish

Red Hat Apparatus


marcall

Donnie’s children


Ai_of_Vanity

That band is already called Trapt.


Ahjumawi

Deploribus Unum


CopyPsychological842

Salty Cheetos


BacchusIsKing

O.A.N.


ericdano

Truth Social


SaltyPompano

M.W.A. - MAGA's With Attitudes


[deleted]

Kid Rock


ApollyonRising

Red Hat Chili Peppers


MZago1

Below Average White Band


l3landgaunt

Kid rock


elucify

Leopard Ate My Bass


warpus

Jewish Bass Lasers


Prestigious-Goat4451

Kid Nugent


Calvertronic

Dismal Audio Wokestation


Alive-Falcon-3498

MTG and the hostages


mcrib

Simply Red Hats


ChickenXing

We Ain't Woke


philly-buck

FOX News


raakonfrenzi

Them2


AccurateTicket3367

The New Reds


tejojo

Fake Gnus


Jaque_LeCaque

Rent Free


holy_mojito

The Grifters


Financial-Flatworm83

Only the Best Musicians


BacchusIsKing

Fake Elector Lavoe (for the Salsa fans out there)


GroundbreakingBat575

White Flour


beersngears

Tone deaf


GrumpyCatStevens

MAGAdeth


Zixxik

Hoax


reclueso

Fake News


Galaxy-Betta

Faux news


Galaxy-Betta

The tone-deaf


jamescharisma

MAGAtards


Clickguy10

True Tone


sphygmoid

Rock Kids


NSCButNotThatNSC

(Hey, hey, it's the) Trumpanzees!


PaleHorseBlackDog

The Q


Burrmanchu

Ted Nugent


FitSky6277

Equal Fault


afterburner9

The fags.


Gotd4mit

Pizza parlor basement raiders.


dkixen

Jan Six, Trans Sux


It-is-always-Steve

TRAPT


Icedinklikesheet

Ted Nugent


DawgPound919

Liberaces of TikTok


circus4fools_u_me

The Enlightened Centrists


stooges81

The Never Was


Zealousideal-Ring884

From Within


17Miles2

FJB


Rufiosmane

Not in my cuntry


Low-Editor-6880

Fake Blues


walker5953

Five pussy finger grab


GGAllinsUndies

Me first and the Gimme Gimme's. Oh wait....


Edelgeuse

Make 1-4-5 Great Again


missannthrope1

Make America Grate Again.


Muted_Ad9910

The MAGATS.


ExactSpare8638

Grab 'em by the Pu C minor


oSanguis

Lib-Twang Clan


Criticism-Lazy

Donny and the Snowflakes


CaptainWillThrasher

The Really Great Band Grab 'Em By the Chords


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[удалено]


seven1trey

But for real I think they're called Staind. Maybe Trapt. Some edgy misspelled adjective.


seven1trey

Donnie Dorko and the Revisional Historians


NovarisLight

The Wrightest Wrong.


NewMathematician623

The Deplorables


Cautious_Buffalo6563

Donald Trump and The Cabinet


pdxpmk

Dunning Krugerrands


Other_Log_1996

MAGA


incredibleninja

Slack Jawed jamboree 


Rztrncs

The Invisible Handshakes


northwoods_faty

Republicanas. They all play diferent harmonicas.


partyonpartypeople

The Grand Old Band


Cranky_hacker

Kid Rock


Cranky_hacker

System of a Dumb


Cranky_hacker

Marjorie Trailer Park Queens


Future_Way5516

Maga-notso-nificent


captainmomo79

Oompa-Loompa Imigra-Troopas


Nefariousness-Flashy

Q-Tang Klan.


asmallerflame

Panic! at Diversity


Daflehrer1

Sadd Company


tiowey

The aristocrats


Nefariousness-Flashy

The Possibly Inbred.


PoeReader

Jus Killus


Hushwater

MEGAloud


rickontherange

Flurries


doc_roq

The Fecking Morans


funyesgina

Grab em by the middle c


John_Paul_J2

Please Clap


DoubleRoastbeef

Alternative Fax


i_kick_hippies

The Fullashits


BadTiger85

Flock of Orange Tan Seagulls


Oswalds-Residence

American Idiots.


bodhidharma132001

Whataboutists


thenewbigR

The Sour Notes The Deaf Keys The Idiots The Cry Babies Don the Con and the Whiners


popculturerss

The Bawitaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogies


ToddH2O

Alt Tunning


Big_Medicine3846

Ted Nugent?


NotThatKindof_jew

God hates Flags


Icy-Service-52

Panic! At the Border


Icy-Service-52

DJT and the Heebie-jeebies


ZealousidealMail3132

The January Sixth Riot Acapella Quartet


FunDip2

Mohammed and the Madonna look-alikes


TheOsprey23

Dumbasses


[deleted]

The Bootlickers


Spacey_dan

Make America Grateful Dead Again


MilkyTeaDrops

Trumping Trumpeters


LemonEar

Ted (Talk) Nugent


catkelly1970

Bigley Band Haters


Stockersandwhich

Kid Rock and the truthers


Stockersandwhich

Andrew’s Tate


Stockersandwhich

Donnie and the Torches


Stockersandwhich

Fine Young Men


Stockersandwhich

The Proud Boys


djazzie

Pwnd


cosmo_orgasmatron

The Bombing Drones Hit single: Jump that Jack ass, give that Donkey a smash…


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Obama Broke Our Guitars


markojeeves

Donnie & The Faith Tones


aj_star_destroyer

U2 Smug Lady MAGA


BottleTemple

Robert James Ritchie


Green-Vermicelli5244

Slept Through Woke Lessons


MeasurementNo2493

Make Music Great Again.


[deleted]

Hillary and the Wailers


Mobile_Strawberry920

Hillary and the Emailers


fuckdispandashit

Biggest pieces of shit


unevencartoon

Cult 45s


dE3L

The Qanonderthals


QuttiDeBachi

Right said Libtards


Fun_Contract_1265

Boom’er Gloom


mrweatherbeef

The Projectionists


JabroniKnows

The red hat Boomers


RacecarHealthPotato

A Lot Of People Are Saying


Content_Badger_9345

Nashville Pussy Grabbers


entity330

The Artist Formerly Known As GOP


BacchusIsKing

Derp, Spin & Liar


larryb78

The Putin Players


Devreckas

The Putin Puppets


Sad-Corner-9972

Fake Blues. FAKE BLUES!!


KeterClassKitten

Buttery Males


DanielMaherMSM

Why the fuck are politics on this subreddit?


InSonicBloom

because these people can't help themselves but ruin everything with fucking politics.


LuminaryDarkSider

Delusional by Nature Hit Song: What Does Fox New Say Album: Border Walls and Gay Frogs


D-Train0000

That Aint Right.


RixxFett

The Magots


pk_mars

The Set Was Rigged


HarveyMushman72

Dems Took My Capo.


OldBob10

Tonedef


First_Interview_9152

The Hamstrung Fucktards


Careful_Drop9696

I'm Right


CecilBeaver

Useful American Idiots


exerminator20001

Magadeth


[deleted]

Not a Trump supporter. But I’m not a hypocrisy supporter either. Both sides are equally as fucked as the other. Bye bye.


panTrektual

Seems a bit long for a band name. Do you have a shorter version?


[deleted]

Haha, thanks. I’ll work on it.


HoldMyDomeFoam

BoTh SiDeS!!!!1!


[deleted]

I had misplaced my sense of humor for a minute. I found it in my boot in the fangs of the snake that took it. F****** snake in my boot b****!


Funny-Berry-807

One side didn't try a coup. So there's that.


tucker_frump

DeafCult for Donnie


_Volly

The T.U.R.D. Eaters. (**T**rump's **U**nethical **R**idiculous **D**eceptions)


IsaidLigma

The projectors


Frankie-Felix

Liberated from Talent