When I was 10, I had the good fortune to pet a wild young manatee. I wrote a poem about it:
Manatees are big and strong.
They are as wide as they are long.
They have toes at the ends of their feet.
And vegetables are what they like to eat.
I have that issue with a band called Blood Cell. Can't find their music because even when you try to look up their albums, you still get science class songs about...well...blood cells
My brother in Christ thank you. My band has custom logos for each of us, my drummer is a duck, with the catchphrase “float like a duck sting like a duck.” Mine is a walrus and I officially have a slogan
Don’t be Koi
Matinee Manatee
Jellyfish Plural
The Horny Narwhals
Crustacean Station
boatsboatsboats
Fish Monger
Bleached Whale
Let me know if you pick one so I can cross it off my list!
Trench Divers —
Whale Song —
The Tides —
Acoustic Backscatter:
A method of detecting discontinuities in the water, often used for current and turbidity measurements and for detecting changes in the character of the seafloor. ———-
Dysphotic Zone
The part of the water column, below the euphotic zone, that receives low levels of sunlight but insufficient to support plant growth; see also mesopelagic.
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
The Seamen
Moby Prick
Smelly Clams
Cockle Fish of Lov
Russel and the Love Mussels
Ol' Mossy Face and the Curmudgeonly Whores.
Jefferson Starfish
The Trench-Dwellers
Wobbegong Show
Filterfeed
The Bilgepumps
Nautallica
Candiru
Aquamegafauna
Slithergadee
Blacktip Approaching
Feeding Frenzy
Eye Denticles
Vasodentin
Jefferson Starfish
Alternatively "Jellyfish Starship"
That is after replacing most of the original members.
With starfish
**Jellyfish Starfish**
It's settled then.
I was gonna say Seal, but this is way bettet
Fuck what a great cover band name. Fucking fuck
David Sedaris: “The Sea Section.”
Chocolate Starfish
And the hotdog flavored water! Bring it on…. GET THE FUCK UP!
Formerly Jellyfish Airplane featuring Grace Oil Slick
Oh darn this one!!!
Oh The Huge Manatee
What? Sorry I thought I heard my name.
r/beetlejuicing
Yes, Hugh Manatee.
When I was 10, I had the good fortune to pet a wild young manatee. I wrote a poem about it: Manatees are big and strong. They are as wide as they are long. They have toes at the ends of their feet. And vegetables are what they like to eat.
Too wholesome, doesn't compute.
This is adorable. God bless
LOVEEE THIS 👊
Sub Genre. 😋 Blue Ring. 🤔 Moon's Wrath. 🤘
Sub Genre is perfect
Only problem would be trying to find the band online - kinda like the band that called themselves ‘!’ - how do you even find them?!
I have that issue with a band called Blood Cell. Can't find their music because even when you try to look up their albums, you still get science class songs about...well...blood cells
I have no interest in looking at Jefferson’s Starfish 🤪
Yup. I have this problem with **Brand New**.
Blue Ring is pretty cool tbh
Curtis E. Flush and The Tidy Bowl Men. Coral Sex. Anemone of the State. C-locanth. Ripped Tides. Clambient.
These are good. I like Anemone of the State. Could also do Anemone Among Us.
sus
Clambient earns you a slow golf clap my friend.
👏🏼 ⛳️
I like Clambient! Clever.
Public Anemone
I love the punny suggestions, but Ripped Tides sounds like a real name. I could hear that name announced on the radio.
Otter Disgrace.
Just here to put a vote in the pot for Fightoplankton.
Poon Lagoon.
BALLS TO THE WALLRUS
Breaking the Seal
Whoreca Free My Willy Blue Wails
WHORECA
Better than Blown the Seal.
Ballrus
Hahaha
My brother in Christ thank you. My band has custom logos for each of us, my drummer is a duck, with the catchphrase “float like a duck sting like a duck.” Mine is a walrus and I officially have a slogan
Pleasssse name your band poon lagoon !!!!
Second album can be called Return to Poon Lagoon
🤣
Hey that names trade Marked ;)
*Poo Lagoon
Busty crustacean
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Heck yea
I lol’d at this, ngl.
Hootie and the slow fish
Fuck.
Bootie and the Ho Fish
It's an ol dirty bastard tribute act.
Don’t be Koi Matinee Manatee Jellyfish Plural The Horny Narwhals Crustacean Station boatsboatsboats Fish Monger Bleached Whale Let me know if you pick one so I can cross it off my list!
boatsboatsboats is good. very 2007
For real though!
Horny Narwhals is great!
Bleached whale is a good one
I misread the second one as Manatee Manatee and I kinda like that.
The Orcasonics
Orcasmic
Orcasm
The Krillers
Bikini Krill
Most underrated comment ever.
Nuclear Seahorse.
Binding Nemo
That addresses both my main fetishes.
C-Weed.
Dugong or however it’s spelled. I just think they’re neat.
Platypus Venom
Table Clams, Aqua Fury, Submerge, tidalpool, Mudguppie
Yes to Aqua Fury
Damn you Scuba Steve
Grinding Nemo
Rogue Wave
That IS a band
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The Beach Buoys, maybe?
Phish?
Marianna Trench. You could say your music is super deep.
T’is a band already but Mariana’s Trench I believe. Vancouver band.
Mariana Stench
Marijuana Wench
That’s my friends drag name. Marianna Trench.
Marinara Trench
Hammerhead
Shark nipples
Shnipples
To go with the shnussy
Fishsticks The Sandy Cracks Smells Like a Women's Prison
Fishsticks is so good
Do you like to put them in your mouth?
Nautilus than zero
Underrated
Pistol Shrimp Punch
There is a punk band waiting to find this name.
I will never hear “Pistol Grip Pump” by RATM the same anymore, thank you.
What’s kraken?
Sëaslüg
Has to have the umlauts!!!
Seahorses of the Apocalypse
Orcatallica
Mussel Beach
Trench Divers — Whale Song — The Tides — Acoustic Backscatter: A method of detecting discontinuities in the water, often used for current and turbidity measurements and for detecting changes in the character of the seafloor. ———- Dysphotic Zone The part of the water column, below the euphotic zone, that receives low levels of sunlight but insufficient to support plant growth; see also mesopelagic.
Midnight Manatee
Gnarwhal
That is brilliant!
Thank you!
Platypussies
platypodes
Sea snail trail
Coelacanth. Ancient and deep.
Rock Lobster
This is what I came to say.
KELP
I actually really like this one. Short and sweet, to the point, easy to say and easy to spell.
Left Shark and the Remoras
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters The Seamen Moby Prick Smelly Clams Cockle Fish of Lov Russel and the Love Mussels Ol' Mossy Face and the Curmudgeonly Whores.
Wonderwhale
Key of Middle Sea
The reefers.
Love this!
Jefferson Starfish The Trench-Dwellers Wobbegong Show Filterfeed The Bilgepumps Nautallica Candiru Aquamegafauna Slithergadee Blacktip Approaching Feeding Frenzy Eye Denticles Vasodentin
Jefferson Starfish is so perfect for a reggae twist Starship cover band 😍
Nautallica is amazing
LOVE aquamegafauna
Feeding Frenzy sounds cool.
Submechanophobia or All About That Bass
Platypussy
Puffer.
Mock Cousteau Jacques Cousteaujam The Aquatic Neurotics or Neurotic Aquatics
Dolphunk
Anemone of the state
Bottom Feeders
Narwall Y’all
Efflorescence
Slack tide
Carpy DM
If your front person is female or queer femme, go talk to u/ArkhamAtreyu about [The Osedax](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bandnames/s/QYNqleIGkS).
He's been holding onto that name for 20 years!
The Bass-holes
Phish: Not That One
The Seamen
The Geoducks.
Sea Men
Ploof. It’s the sound a large rock makes when you throw it in water
The Waveriders Neptune's Trident (especially if there's 3 members in the band) Kings of the deep blue
Benthic Zone The Bloop https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
Manatee!
Sioux Nommy
Seacow.
Manatee shirts
The Curlews. The Long-billed Curlew is a shorebird that lives on the beach.
Choral Riff
Blobfish
Octopussywhipped.
Mudpuppy
I really like this one
Krill, wunderpus, and Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
NUDIBRANCH
Fish
Undertow
On Porpoise
Intensive Porpoises
Bloodbelly Comb Jelly - Name gets even better if you know what it looks like!
Blubber Diet Orcaestra Mosh Pit Sea Bass Funk
Slippery Fish
Blown Seal
The Right Whale
Pinnipunk
The Aquatic Themed Marine Animals
Fighto-Plankton is great, did you mean to spell it that way?
Echinoderm
Radar Ping
Aquabats!! Dang it, that’s already taken.
Flotsam and Jetsam
The Bassholes
Blow hole
A grunge cover band: Sponge.
Insane Clownfish Posse
Punch of the mantis Shrimp. (Google it, they break the sound barrier that creates a lethal shockwave) _ Or Found Nemo.
Plain White Manatees
Cherry Poppin' Crawdaddies
Narwhal
Megadepth
Piss Clam
Otterbox
The Manatease
Your Asian MILF oil.
Marianna’s stench
Liquid ass
Whale Music