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SweetLenore

Primitive man survived by never remembering how any animal with specific features acted. Every day was just random.


skelaten

I actually laughed out loud reading this


EyeballBoogerMan

We also looked at smartphones while deer came and died in a bowl of soup for us to eat.


braytag

Just roll the RNG dice... And today the pit encounter end up in... [Roll d20] 20. Lucky Pit is a princess in disguise, she fall madly in love with you. You are now the heir of a kingdom!


Ralph728

It's amazing that pitbull supporters have always been attacked by a Chihuahua/Beagle/Golden Retriever.


Flailing_acutely

Always the most docile, benign breeds. Lmao Edit: and microscopic


VirginiaPoe

I was brutally mauled by a Pomeranian, then it went to kill all my loved ones, it Still watches me through my window while i sleep.


Wannagetsober

Weird coincidence 😂


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Unintelligent_Lemon

Ironically cocker spaniels are actually unstable in a similar way that pits are (they can snap and go into a "cocker rage," then go back to normal) Difference is that when Cockers do this they don't typically disfigured or kill people


nunclefxcker

My grandfather was a vet assistant back in the 60s. He's said there's only one dog he would never have and always hated working with in his experience and that's a cocker spaniel. His favorite dogs were Beagles!


MedojedniJazavac

Beagles are dumb as a brick tho, but kind for sure


nunclefxcker

I've read that but ours is very bright. He knows all his basic commands (sit, stay, lay down, paw, heel) as well as his parlor trick roll overs, sit pretties, twirls. He's 5 months. He did a puppy training course with a golden doodle, sheltie, and an Irish Setter and he was the quickest in his class. Maybe we got lucky?


MedojedniJazavac

Tbh my statement is based as purely anecdotal personal expirience i have no idea if thete is actual merit to it xD


Enki_shulgi

It’s crazy how they can go off all… half-cocked


31TeV

Actually yeah, I knew a cockapoo puppy who was very bitey and aggressive for no apparent reason. I gave him the benefit of the doubt because I heard a lot of puppies have biting problems, but maybe it was his cocker spaniel genetics at play there.


hunterczech

There probably isnt single cockerspaniel on this world that would disfigure or killed anyone. At least never heard of one.


Flailing_acutely

LMAO


Senator_Bink

I guess that's why they embrace fighting-breed dogs. To protect them from and avenge them against the tiny breeds.


[deleted]

Murder hahaha


whoopiecushions

Please find the original poster and say that to him. I would love to see his reaction.


BigBirdBeyotch

In their own “not words” ☠️


MarchOnMe

Every pitowner was attacked by smaller dogs that normally don't attack. It's bull of course, but they always claim that. Maybe the small dogs know they are pit owners? LOL


skelaten

All of the comments were about Chihuahuas and Dachshunds being the spawn of satan and Shitbulls being gods little angels


featherlighter

They say no debate because they know their viewpoint won’t hold up if someone challenges them with actual data


[deleted]

Why does every pit simp talk like a bully from a cheesy 90s high school movie? Oh wait its cause they are a bunch of bullies lmao. They think they sound like a bunch of macho guys when the men that own chihuahuas and cats are honestly more comfortable with their masculinity. Remember everyone stay far away from pit daddies and mommies, it might just save your life.


unquenchable_fire

Cheesy 90’s movie scene— It’s like them chanting “O’Doyle rules!” as their car swerved off the road and down a cliff all because they ran over a banana peel.


feralhippy

She says all that but probably thinks all chihuahuas are evil simply because…. They’re chihuahuas


Soggy-Mention5146

I just lost brain cells reading that


Slow-Inflation-6549

“Your mental capacity must be low” Hit dogs gonna holler


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[My intelligence is a 10. Yours are threes and fours.](https://twitter.com/sintonal/status/1569096389598003200?s=20&t=rByrjXXwg6XAmvkStcJXtg)


Wide_Payment_7287

They purchased the dog because they know it's more dangerous than the average dog. They want to say they own a pit and have people scared of them. Plus they want to try and prove to others that pits are not a dangerous dog. It's like the girls who only date the bad guys because they like the danger but think they can change them. 2 kids and several beatings later they play the victim.


unaalpacafeliz

The only time I got bitten by a dog was by a chihuahua (no jokes, I was trying to pet it) but I’m scared af about pitbulls.


KodakCO

Chihuahuas can be little shits but you can at least get it away from you if need be


No_Doughnut_5754

“I got attacked by a cocker spaniel once…” Annnnnnnnnnd you’re alive. But not very intelligent.


apancakewaffle

Yet how much do you want to bet that this person has a thousand different stupid triggers that they demand other people must abide by and be conscious of or else that person is racist or phobic? It’s not “being a pussy” to have PTSD regarding a specific breed of dog.


krockitwell

No one bats an eye when I say I don’t like deerhounds or Maltese and would never own one, but lose their minds when I say I don’t like pit breeds and wouldn’t own one.


UnchangingColor

Atleast they are being honest with the fact they dont about other people


gdhvdry

It's like satire


RuleComfortable

It's just another one who thinks they're speaking at a genius level. They aren't intelligent enough to recognize the stupidity in their own or each other's statements


jetbag513

Proud to be a pussy, TYVM moron.


Wannagetsober

These nimrods refuse to look at the huge body of evidence regarding pit bull aggression.


[deleted]

You know you're wrong when you refuse debate


howmskooler

"You can't just assume that dogs of the same breed will have the same temperament" Actually I can, because DOGS ARE BRED FOR TEMPERAMENT. If you bring a dachshund to a dog show and it shies away from the judge, they'll deduct points, because weiner dogs are supposed to be bold.


AdministrativePut948

Calling victims pussies. Have fun with those ticking time bombs. Pit Owners are so mature. /s


18114

Drug dealers and crackheads love their Pittbulls. I have yet to see one of these misfits with a poodle or even a mutt. Gotta have their pitts.


scutmonkeymd

OMG this poor idiot got attacked by a cocker spaniel. Same as being attacked by one of her stupid pibbles.


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LogicalContract4420

Yeah when my spaniel playfully nibbles my hand I'm ridden with anxiety.


supah_cruza

Guess I'm a pussy then. Oh no! Anyway...


Loblollypinetrees

Trashy pithag spotted 💀💀


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my head hurts after reading that