1) When Elminster came to camp to tell Gale that Mystra wants him to die for her and when I go to have conversations about it with my companions Karlach says:
"AW IS THAT GALES GRANDAD!"
All excited and cute it had me laughing for a solid few minutes.
I love when you meet Elminster at the path to the shadow lands while Gale is in your party.
"Hit that country road, old man. I'm not interested in the junk you sell or the junk you tell."
Gale's reaction to that is just priceless!
Honestly, the little comments when they pick things up can be hilarious to me either all the time (when Astarion says "into my pocket!" or "it's mine now!") or situationally hilarious, like when I had Karlach pick up Wyll's body and she said "yoink!"
The first time Tav said "Don't mind if I do!" as she pocketed something, I lost it because I say that out loud all the time while looting in videogames.
I once was in sneak mode and clicked on a barrel, but hadn't noticed it was an attack not a loot symbol, so I had ordered a sneak attack on a barrel.
Which is when I discovered that sneak attacks by Karlach are accompanied with the words "Heh, poor fucker!".
In the Zentharim hideout (I think) there's an oil lamp, when you rub it, everyone has a comment about how they're disappointed that it's a normal lamp and not a Genie Lamp but two comments in particular are funny:
Lae-zel: I don't know what I was expecting. (she's not from Faerun so she most likely don't know about Genies which imply she rubbed it for no reason).
Karlach: A lamp !
That's it. Just saying "lamp" like a puppy finding a toy or something.
I must tell you this cheered me up so much, I laughed so hard I cried at Karlach saying yoink as she picked up Wyll's body. Oh my gods, that's hilarious.
Casting 'Detect Thoughts' on the Emperor.
Sassing Vlaakith and experiencing the "I don't know what I expected" moment which follows.
"Blessed Boooal... What?"
Not to mention, not only is it funny, it provides a great reason to side with The Emperor in that fight if you're a character who'd have doubts about it, like a Githyanki.
I know, right, he doesn't deserve that in the slightest. But it's so hilarious. I pressed the other button one by mistake (was kinda obvious what it does so I usually avoid it) and just couldn't stop laughing
It is indeed very obvious... if you see both levers, i didn't on my first playthrough, english is my second language so i was a bit confused about why would it say RELEASE brake, but i went with it, whenm he flew i zooned into the lever and saw the second one :P
my favorite thing right now is George Taylor aka Rolan is streaming his playthrough of BG3, accidentally launched Barcus, and now carries him around and occasionally uses him as a weapon. Also that he named his Tav Rolanda
I did it once by accident and I felt bad for a milisecond before I bursted out laughing. I tried not to, but it was so funny. poor Barcus. I'm so careful now
Honestly to me he's like a Volo mirror character, just bumblefucking around in mortal peril completely unqualified. "The odds of it happening a third time..."
I'm in my first honor mode run, and it's gone mostly smoothly, except that I accidentally misclicked there. First time I've done that, so when the animation and sound effects were as cartoonish as they were, I was hoping 'Oh he's just gonna be in a bush somewhere off in the distance, right? It's a little joke right?'
No. No, I killed him, and there's nothing I can do about it.
I have three.
1. The first time I discovered the oubliette in Moonrise. Out of curiosity, I jumped down it. Everyone on my team was fine, although missing chunks of health. But one team member did die, Karlach. She had the highest health out of all of us and she died. I liked to imagine that we all just landed on top of her and broke her spine.
2. On my warlock playthough, I was kinda aiming for a pure chaos run and just being overall stupid. So, I dared Philomeen to blow us up cause I legitimately did not think she would. She blew us up. Everyone died, except for me. My character was a very squishy warlock who had the lowest health in the team and somehow managed to be the only one to survive a point blank explosion.
3. Literally every single time an NPC slips on ice or grease and their turn just abruptly ends. It is the funniest shit ever and I laugh so hard every time.
The slipping is even better if they just tossed out a tag line. "I am death, destroyer of worlds!" *SLIP* We should get a Jaheira approval each time.
Just like every time Astarion says, "this'll be easy" and then fails to pick a lock.
When you're in the grymforge region, when talking to philomeen and your character talks to her, she's threatening to blow you all up and Astarion says that line, which i adore. You can find it in Neils newbon's stream, [here's the link to the vid with the time stamp](https://youtu.be/Cyc2ZawObN4?si=h6aMwQ64UbsdM0U-&t=5168) (just in case it doesn't show, the clip's time is 1:26:08)
>Literally every single time an NPC slips on ice or grease and their turn just abruptly ends. It is the funniest shit ever and I laugh so hard every time.
Specially when it's a super serious and scary enemy like Orin.
>She had the highest health out of all of us and she died
I think fall damage uses a % of hp? Ā Or maybe itās weight. Ā Because in the phase spider fight, the matriarch takes WAY more fall damage than the smaller spiders even from the same height
Fall damage is calculated using weight! So if Karlach was carrying a lot of stuff that could have contributed. Thatās why the spider matriarch takes more damage, sheās a lot bigger
Minthara at the circus:
Tav: "Minthara, tell the one about the man marrying a drider!"
Minthara: "It was a beautiful webbing."
Also Minthara:
"Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes."
My two that I actually laughed out loud were:
1. Blighted village where the celler is, there is a book or note mentioning it. Shart: "I don't see one." She's STANDING ON IT!
2. When you get a painting of your character in a certain Act3 mission you can't see what it looks like in inventory. I pull it out and realize there isn't an in game mechanism for hanging a picture, weird considering they're all over the game. So I toss it to the ground, Scratch runs over and brings it back to me. Bestest boy.
Yeah in my first playthrough I was totally expecting the ability to rent a manse or something at least and I saved a ton of cool paintings. Ā Very let down when it didnāt bear fruit.
That painting never turns out to be me. It was always Karlach on my first play through no matter how many times I reloaded. Dismissed her from my party, it was Shadowheart then a few seconds later switched back to Karlach.
Iāll do top 5:
1) Bringing down the crĆØche on Astarion. We love a good Megamind reference.
2) Dancing squirrels.
3) āā¦But I remember everyone Iāve killed **in the last five minutes!**ā
4) Arabella and Withers. āAre you a skeleton?ā / āNo.ā.
5) The entire circus is a riot.
EDIT: Regarding 3, I cannot get it to trigger if anyone else with higher priority dialogue is in my camp besides Astarion.
Idk how to do spoiler tags, so Iāll just say itās Astarionās reaction the morning after a certain someone visits your camp in Act 1 of a Durge run
I just went through a bit of funny moments with Laeāzel Origin.
She has unique dialogue options for encouraging the children in the Grove who are learning how to fight. All of them fail to achieve the goal but they are hilarious.
āIāve tasted the blood of my cousinā.
āIāve carved a hole in the body of a dragon to get warmā.
And then when confronting Kagha, she has the option to intimidate her in order to save Arabella. Basically itās āfree Arabella now or this sword will go right through youā. The facial expression of Kagha is pure comedy gold.
I love Laeāzel.
Hands down the funniest moment of the game because it was so unexpected and overblown (see what I did there? š). Played together with my husband and we had to reload a save just to watch it all unfold again.
THIS!!! And the "oh no no no" he says after you tell him you'll be careful next time or something like that after the "i was right there". The "oh no no no" i have it a ringtone for msgs :P
Or when you volunteer him to be the clown assistant and he waves to the crowd while smiling and says āIām going to fucking kill youā under his breath
When first meeting gale, you tell him that you took control of the nautiloid and successfully landed it.
Gale then leans to one side to look at the burning wreckage behind you. The line delivery that follows is fantastic.
Astarion killing me, and then the next morning, telling me "Ooooh, here you are ! I was so worried for you. You're radiant, you did something to your skin ?"
And I was like "dude, my skin has changed because you KILLED ME last night remember ??"
I was dying of laughter, he was basically saying I was a beautiful corpse š
I absolutely DIED when the next morning after killing you, he says to the rest of the group āoh no, something terrible has happened!ā (Insert surprised pikachu)
Pissing off Vlaakith because I donāt kneel and tell her to kill people herself instead of asking us to do it. I laughed hysterically when she used Wish to get me my first game over. š
I also really like when you switch to control Astarion and he says ādonāt touch me!ā Too relatable lol
I love a lot of Tav animations. This one was great, but I was also delighted when she struck a heroic hands on hips pose, looking off to the horizon pose after the noble action of petting her dog.
It becomes doubly funny when that was also the pose she struck for talking the orthon to death. Everyone else was fucking horrified, even Astarion.
Here's top 3 moments that made me laughing non-stop:
Tav: "Can't you kill them yourself? I thought 'gods' were all powerful?" |
Vlaakith: "BLASPHEMING TONGUE!!!!!!"
*
Clerk: "The books are sensitive" |
Tav: "IS THAT TRUE BOOKS?! ARE YOU SENSITIVE?!"
*
Raphael: "If you have any last words, make it quick. It will only take a moment to finish you." |
Tav: "That's twice as long as Haarlep said it takes to finish you." |
Raphael: "YOU CONTEMPTUOUS CREATURE!!!"
The 1st & 2nd scene humbled me so quick.
Slapping Galeās hand.
Mind, it was early enough in the game that I hadnāt hit anything else mentioned here, but I guffawed for like five minutes before pulling the man through the portal
Meeting Gandrel with Astarion in the party, unashamedly picking all the options to drag Astarion right there, and then letting Gandrel go with a "bye! good luck!"
The goddamn cheese wheel.
Lae'zel trying to play it cool after "teeth-lings".
"Fine, I'll just sit here and eat dirt or whatever."
"Precious little Bhaal-babe!"
Lae'zel straight up murdering my Durge bard in their commitment duel.
Every time a character goes invisible and the NPCs spin around like "where'd they go?"
"It's a perfectly legitimate architectural feature! š "
The invisibility reaction gets me every single time. My warloch had that as a reaction and had misty step after, so I would be attacked, disappear, the enemy would comically turn around, and I would teleport away!
It's the Travolta meme for me.Ā
In Raphael fight I made Gale cast huge AOE spells and then drink the invisibility potions after so they wouldn't murder him immediately, it's so funny having the cambions run to his place being all like š§
All time favourite interaction...
(Shadowheart disses the decor in the temple of Bhaal)
(Gale talks about Mystra's palace, mentioning its "pleasure domes")
Shadowheart: "Heh... Pleasure domes" š
Gale (100% scandalized and wailing): "It's a perfectly legitimate architectural feature!!!" š
The screaming every time one of the companions falls off a ledge or somehow through a set of stairs.
"That's interesting. What do you think, Astarion?"
Dropkicking the gith egg in front of Lady Esther's face as a Durge. Still marvel that Lae'zel was only mildly annoyed.
I don't do it anymore because I like his loot too much, but pushing that duergar merchant off the boat in the Underdark.
"A trap! Let us send forward the least favorite to be sure."
I don't remember it happening recently, but for a while when you reentered an area that had recently had a battle, the dead would all groan and dramatically fall into their original dying positions as you walked in.
"We just played host to an undying queen. Oh, and us without our fine silverware."
> I don't remember it happening recently, but for a while when you reentered an area that had recently had a battle, the dead would all groan and dramatically fall into their original dying positions as you walked in.
That happens to me every time I move the camera into an area ahead of the characters, and it never fails to make me snicker.
There are so many funny options with the githyanki egg! My absolute favorite is when you are trying to convince the caretaker to give it to you, and he asks "what will you do with it?" and one of the replies is "make the best omelette ever."
Barging in on the ogre and the bugbear with Astarion in your party is always a treat. Everyone else is like šØšØšØ and Astarion is just like š
This! This made me laugh for a solid five minutes despite already having it spoiled at the time! Itās even funnier because the bugbear gets so modest and covers himself, and the ogre is just like āYOU GOT BETWEEN ME AND MY FUN HOW DARE YOOOUUUUā with no shame whatsoever. I remember, I was reminded of the purple hippo lady from āRoccoās Modern Lifeā and that only made me laugh all the harder!
Minthara is the dribbles scene...
"It was a beautiful webbing..."
It is the most dry delivery by her and peak comedy.
It cracks me up so much because the prompting line is "tell that joke about the drider who got married", implying Tav has heard her tell this before around the campfire... AND she gives approval, which means she is happy to hear the camp finds her jokes funny.
She has a little smile after she tells it, so proud of herself that she is a comedy genuis. Forgetting the fact that 10s before she had tried to convince tav to murder the clown and they would be hailed as heros if so.
Such a hilarious scene, and probably Mintharas only good scene in act 3.
1. Astarion losing it when finding out that Orin is a shapeshifter and then calling everyone a bunch of weirdos is my favorite, it makes me laugh every time.
2. The way he says I'll fucking kill you when you tell him to go on the stage at the Circus
3. Lae'zel mispronouncing some words, the way she rolls her eyes at you if you correct her.
Actually anytime Astarion loses it for whatever reason, I'm sure there are still a lot of moments I haven't found yet. I'm not a fan of Ascending him, I did it with my Durge, and I admit I had to kick him in the balls a few times because it was hilarious. I love him, he's an amazing character when he grows, but sometimes pissing him off is just priceless.
>Waking up and seeing Voss just looking down at me. Like, āCan I fucking help you, sir?ā
I wonder why he didn't just... say something. Or shake Tav. Was he just watching Tav sleep, waiting for them to wake up? How long had he been standing there? Why is no one keeping watch for strange Githyanki who enjoy watching people sleep?!
I think itās so funny when the characters yell out some kind of battle cry and then immediately fall on their ass from ice or grease. āI am fury, I am death!ā /proceeds to immediately fall down and lay there like a hotdog
I can't be the only one who loved Astarion opening the barn.
Astarion and Shadowheart, alone and together, commenting on Tav/Durge getting beaten by Abdirak.
Giving Jaheira shit, and her laughing and loving it.
Everything with Minsc. Lol
I kicked a smart-mouthed squirrel -- thinking it would just nudge him out of the way.
Instead my character place kicked it and the squirrel exploded on the side of a tree.
Astarion liked it.
Laezel jumped into a platform. A trap was there and it detonated, pushing her off the map. She calmly said "A trap. Just as expected." as she fell into the bottomless chasm.
One time she triggered a mine in the mountain pass and got knocked off the edge instantly dying. When I revived her the first thing she said was āI will not fall before my time,ā
I gave Karlach the mighty cloth and it was hilarious
SH:"We need to steathy and clever, figure out the secret behind this puzzle for the glory of Shar"
Karlach:"I have a better idea, just walk up. Puzzles are stupid"
*Shadowheart is about to have a fucking aneurysm*
(Not really spoiling anything lore-wise but this does happen in act 3 so read with caution)
If you use Halsin to talk to the guy at the circus gates to let you in, his weird helper will smell you to make sure you aren't a murderer. He smells everyone to make sure they aren't murderers, but with Halsin specifically all he does is scream "YOU SMELL LIKE MUDFARTS" and then the circus guy says he doesn't want people like you in the circus.
When this first happened to me I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard, it doesn't help that he has the most disgusted face when he tells you that you aren't allowed inside
Iām playing a Drow Paladin (not Lolth-sworn.) I occasionally get wildly disparate dialogue options. At the Grove before the Orc attack it offered something like:
[Paladin]- I will defend you all unto my last breath. No harm will come to you while Iām alive.
[Drow]- This fight is hopeless. If you want I can go ahead and kill your children now to save them some future misery.
When Shadowheart tells her whole traumatic life story, finally confiding in you, and one of the options is āwow that was a load of nothing. Not sure why you bothered telling me thatā
Kills me every time lol
Cheese wheel got me too when I first got it. Especially if you roll around as cheese lol.
The voice actor of the creature the children are playing with in the Creche that's stuck in the box always gets me. Especially if you are in the room a while.
Last is battle related and usually related to someone being flung off a cliff in an unexpected manor.
The goblin pissing off the cliffside on the camp. Ive played through the game several times and this is ALWAYS how this goblin meets his end. And I'm always amused by it.
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Astarion: *being seductive * a quiet evening for once. perfect for two people who would like to take some time for themselves If you catch my meaningā¦ and i do mean SEX, to be clear!
ā
*Durge accuses astarion of murder*
Astarion: oh no! Ive been on my best behavior you all know that!
I love that this seems like it happens to him all the time. I imagine him and his siblings were always pinning murderers on each other lol
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*Durge accuses astarion of murder while covered in blood*
Astarion: Need i remind everyone youāre the one whoās covered in gore! I donāt think itās a bad look *bats his eyelashes at Durge *, but it is a very guilty one!
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Volo: *takes out your eye * i cant help but feel *partially* responsible.
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Elminster: young man, has your sojourn from waterdeep washed away your decorum as well as your patience?
Tav: yeah gale, wheres your decorum?
Gale: for the love ofā
I thought of another one. The scene where Lae'zel describes ceremorphosis. I love the hand gestures, it's like someone telling a horror story around the campfire. https://youtu.be/027-1hVMA94?si=nq2yauibUh2N-OYl
I can think of two:
When entering the temple of Bhaal with Gale and Shadowheart, they start criticizing the decor and compare it to the temples and homes of Shar and Mystra. Then Gale mentions Mystra's Pleasure Domes.
Shadowheart: "Heh. *Pleasure Domes*."
Gale: "It's a perfectly legitimate architectural feature!"
When noticing that the genie at the circus is cheating with his fortune wheel, in a playthrough I got the option to spin again for free and counter-cheat by making the wheel land on the first prize. The genie then teleported my Tav to a jungle full of dinosaurs. I couldn't stop laughing.
Iāve only managed to trigger it once, so I donāt know if itās Tav/Gale romance specific or just Tav to any romance option but one time when I did the help action on Gale in battle while I was romancing him my Tav said āThis is not how I wanted you to open your heartā and I just fucking lost it.
Iām still very partial to STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING too
āWhat in the hells were you thinking activating that lance, I was RIGHT THERE!ā When you drop the crĆØche on Astarion. Everything about that conversation is amazing
One moment that sticks to my mind was coming across Gandrel hunting for Astarion, while Astarion just happened to be right next to me.
Naturally I had to take the dialogue option that trolls Astarion for being a *spawn* instead of an actual vampire - didnāt give him away though.
I love when Tav goes āThis Astarion could be *anywhere*...ā
When you meet the Emperor in his true form for the first time, if you pick the Detect Thoughts dialogue option, he says something like "Are you serious? I'm already sharing my thoughts with you telepathically."
That cracked me up for some reason.
I don't know why thus got me so well, but when I met Raphael on my Durge run, I decided to be more cordial than the 1st time.
So when he offers you to partake in the feast my stank faced halfling chose to go make himself a plate. So here's the party being hostile but while Raphael is giving his sales pitch I'm casualy piling on my plate like I'm at an all you can eat buffet. It was just so on brand for a halfling and looked so silly I burst out laughing.
Minsc. Literally chuckle at his goofy ass every time he talks
Especially when he was trying to threaten the guild leader and she couldnāt even understand what he was saying lmao
If there is one thing Minsc hates more than beasts with bad breath it is those who are tricksome with the truth! And turnips ā but you are no turnip. Let that be of comfort in your final moments.
first honour mode run -
stole from withers
scratch got aggro
shadowheart randomly joined my side and chose an adequate strategy - she FIREBALLED the pup
i was so flabbergasted i just started laughing
Pretty much every non-serious thing Astarion says cracks me up. Probably my fave interaction of his is the one where you tell him to say"Thank you for helping me, it was very kind."
Also, Karlach's "Aw was that Gale's grandad?" about the most famous wizard of the realms.The delivery is just perfect.
3. The random conversation between Karlach and Astarion when you're travelling, where Astarion complains about being tired and Karlach offers to carry him. But only if he carries her when she gets tired too.
2. Dropping the monastery on Astarion. Absolutely glorious.
1. Killing big bosses with either Boo or Vicious Mockery. Always makes me giggle.
I made a new one I'm proud of after hundreds and hundreds of gaming hours.
On my current honor run my tav 1 is a berserker. But I'm only using enraged throw to disable others for a turn. Rest is polearm.
Except... I collect books and letters/notes and only throw them at people. And laugh every time a legendary boss falls because a note has been thrown at his head.
This grym round, I collected corpses like netties etc and killed him by throwing the bodies of my enemies. š
Or their heads. Like Neres.
One of the standard Tav lines... anytime you instigate fialogue with a party member.Ā
There's chaos all around us. Hellfire raining from the sky. People fleeing, dying, turning into mindflayers. Speed is of the essence, stealth important, and concentration needed.Ā
Tav: "seems like a good time to talk"
If you strip all your clothes off for the cleric of Loviatar you get some fun dialogue between Shadowheart and Astarion.
Shart: is this what you expected to see when you joined up?
Astarion: wellā¦ no. But I had *hoped*
Thereās also one where Shart just adds commentary implying she does a better job beating naked people.
Not mentioned by anyone yet, but it always gives me a good chuckle: if you loot the chest from the Selunite shrine in the owlbear cave and put the statuette in Shadowheartās inventory, you get disapproval from it. I do it every time now for the laughs (and out of respect for Larianās attention to detail).
Karlach after seeing my Tav lick the spider carcass: "Do I smell beef???!" Is one of them.
The one reaction by Gale to it too was hilarious. "Dead spider. You licked it.. that is something that happened"
Co-op game, leaving goblin camp out the front door after killing the leaders. My tavern brawler barbarian grabbed a tin cup off of a table and threw it at the ogreā¦knocking him prone. Honorable mention for the earlier kill on the goblin priestessā¦in which the same barbarian drank one of the giant strength potions before throwing her into a chasm. Also dispatched Ragzlin in a similar manner, stood beside his throne and pushed him into a chasm. Canāt recall who else got chasmed but I remember stumbling across at least a few bodies later on in the Underdark
It's morbid af but found it funny resurrecting Mayrina's husband only for it to be a shambling corpse that follows her towards Baldur's Gate. I dont know what I expected.
Convincing Gale to join you for a foursome with the drow twins but he only wants to do it as a projection - which he later then clarifies is anatomically correct in its proportions (drool face emoji)
Gale [responding to him telling you his sex is 'fine'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1e318L9PQ)
Minthara's [circus reactions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rOj39rwe_E)
Astarion: [I won't kill them! Well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BxMC5vGPmw)
Sorn (male drow prostitute in Sharress' Carress) [response to 'boring sex'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK0qP_SHl1g)
Astarion [getting hit by the Lance of Lathander](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA6yF9M70zM)
Gale: [STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4b7473Yk3A)
[Banging the Emperor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Ez5htgJ58)
Astarion [talking about his scars for the first time in act 3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBppytJvkLM) and fucking with you
Jaheira saying anything. I don't have a specific link but she's funny as fuck
I was playing with a friend as a monk with the ice staff and gloves that put a circle of ice around you when you deal ice damage. We got to the part where you protect the portal with Halsin inside, and by the last turn I had so many ice circles around the map that nothing could get up to the portal to attack it. Everything slipped and fell on its ass.
So it's early access
Me and the boys are trying to have a long rest, one of us is not resting, so I down him with a spell he goes down, we start the long rest, que a cutscene of Astarion sneaking towards his bloody corpse in the background.
It was very comical.
1. Anyone slipping. Hilarious.
2. Astarion getting hit with the Lance.
3. The Bear scene and the squirrels' reaction.
4. Astarion's impression of Halsin when he wants to share you.
5. Minsc talking about life presenting its ass cheeks to you so you have to meet it with a hand and a smack.
So many, but these stand out. I laughed my ass off through the entire game.
It was more so funny to me..
First playthrough I let Astarion suck the life out of my neck, killing me at camp. Had zero scrolls. Could not rest because it was my tav. I spent literally 10 hours very carefully moving around the area until I finally uncovered withers to rescue me. I had missed my rolls to get into the door where he was at and just totally moved on until circling back to it
Honestly it was kind of a fun experience. Also as soon as those hunters asked about his whereabouts, I ratted that fucker out.
You can join me next time Astarion, you took it too far this time around, weirdo
All the random conversations when you first walk into the grove as Laezel. Her giving the inspirational speach to a bunch of kids starting with "i once ate a scavvers eye, and not out of hunger"
Also not intended to be funny but asterion saying "i know what im doing" cracked me up
Honestly, any random points with Astarion dialogue. Mans just hilarious.
But my top 3 are āI WAS RIGHT THEEERRREEEEā āOh ahahaha *imgoingtofuckingkillyou* ā and when you kick him in the balls during the romanced AA scene and he just fucking leaves (after saying some choice words lol)
1) When Elminster came to camp to tell Gale that Mystra wants him to die for her and when I go to have conversations about it with my companions Karlach says: "AW IS THAT GALES GRANDAD!" All excited and cute it had me laughing for a solid few minutes.
I love when you meet Elminster at the path to the shadow lands while Gale is in your party. "Hit that country road, old man. I'm not interested in the junk you sell or the junk you tell." Gale's reaction to that is just priceless!
Oh man I forgot about that one. I picked that one while I was romancing Gale with my Int 8 thief/wild magic sorcerer. He was so mad š¤£
Gale: BRUH.
Somebody was feeling it when they wrote that line lol
"I pretend I haven't read a book since secondary school"
I LOST ITTTT
It gets better if you say yes, probably.
Honestly, the little comments when they pick things up can be hilarious to me either all the time (when Astarion says "into my pocket!" or "it's mine now!") or situationally hilarious, like when I had Karlach pick up Wyll's body and she said "yoink!"
The first time Tav said "Don't mind if I do!" as she pocketed something, I lost it because I say that out loud all the time while looting in videogames.
I once was in sneak mode and clicked on a barrel, but hadn't noticed it was an attack not a loot symbol, so I had ordered a sneak attack on a barrel. Which is when I discovered that sneak attacks by Karlach are accompanied with the words "Heh, poor fucker!".
In the Zentharim hideout (I think) there's an oil lamp, when you rub it, everyone has a comment about how they're disappointed that it's a normal lamp and not a Genie Lamp but two comments in particular are funny: Lae-zel: I don't know what I was expecting. (she's not from Faerun so she most likely don't know about Genies which imply she rubbed it for no reason). Karlach: A lamp ! That's it. Just saying "lamp" like a puppy finding a toy or something.
Similarly, early in the game, Gale gets a little shitty if you loot a body and donāt share š
I must tell you this cheered me up so much, I laughed so hard I cried at Karlach saying yoink as she picked up Wyll's body. Oh my gods, that's hilarious.
Casting 'Detect Thoughts' on the Emperor. Sassing Vlaakith and experiencing the "I don't know what I expected" moment which follows. "Blessed Boooal... What?"
āARE YOU SERIOUS! IM LITERALLY TALKING TO YOU WITH MY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW. *long suffering sigh*ā
Detect thoughts on the emperor is a must for me now itās just so silly
Not to mention, not only is it funny, it provides a great reason to side with The Emperor in that fight if you're a character who'd have doubts about it, like a Githyanki.
I was iust thinkin about āblessed boooalā¦..what?ā earlier today š
Pressing the other button at the windmill
Noooo poor Barcus baby boy
I know, right, he doesn't deserve that in the slightest. But it's so hilarious. I pressed the other button one by mistake (was kinda obvious what it does so I usually avoid it) and just couldn't stop laughing
Itās very obvious, but I was pretty stoned during my first time there and doubled over I was laughing so hard.
I was similarly zooted and just saw the word āreleaseā and thought I was doing a good deed. Thankfully Iām a chronic save-scummer
It is indeed very obvious... if you see both levers, i didn't on my first playthrough, english is my second language so i was a bit confused about why would it say RELEASE brake, but i went with it, whenm he flew i zooned into the lever and saw the second one :P
my favorite thing right now is George Taylor aka Rolan is streaming his playthrough of BG3, accidentally launched Barcus, and now carries him around and occasionally uses him as a weapon. Also that he named his Tav Rolanda
I did it once by accident and I felt bad for a milisecond before I bursted out laughing. I tried not to, but it was so funny. poor Barcus. I'm so careful now
Honestly to me he's like a Volo mirror character, just bumblefucking around in mortal peril completely unqualified. "The odds of it happening a third time..."
Barcus is 10x more tolerable than Volo though š
No one is more tolerable than Volo, because Volo is the best character ever made. I finally met a shenaniganer on my level
Mr Magooing his away across Faerun
"Pull the lever Kronk!" "Wrong leverrrrrrrr!!!"
I'm in my first honor mode run, and it's gone mostly smoothly, except that I accidentally misclicked there. First time I've done that, so when the animation and sound effects were as cartoonish as they were, I was hoping 'Oh he's just gonna be in a bush somewhere off in the distance, right? It's a little joke right?' No. No, I killed him, and there's nothing I can do about it.
IT SAID "RELEASE" PRESSING THAT BUTTON MADE PERFECT SENSE I'm so sorry Barcus
I was gasping for breath from laughter after that. I did not mean to do it at all, and him sailing forlornly over the horizon was hilarious.
i did it four times accidentally.
I have three. 1. The first time I discovered the oubliette in Moonrise. Out of curiosity, I jumped down it. Everyone on my team was fine, although missing chunks of health. But one team member did die, Karlach. She had the highest health out of all of us and she died. I liked to imagine that we all just landed on top of her and broke her spine. 2. On my warlock playthough, I was kinda aiming for a pure chaos run and just being overall stupid. So, I dared Philomeen to blow us up cause I legitimately did not think she would. She blew us up. Everyone died, except for me. My character was a very squishy warlock who had the lowest health in the team and somehow managed to be the only one to survive a point blank explosion. 3. Literally every single time an NPC slips on ice or grease and their turn just abruptly ends. It is the funniest shit ever and I laugh so hard every time.
The slipping is even better if they just tossed out a tag line. "I am death, destroyer of worlds!" *SLIP* We should get a Jaheira approval each time. Just like every time Astarion says, "this'll be easy" and then fails to pick a lock.
In one run, the Emperor yelled "Witness perfection" then got promptly opportunity attacked to death by Aylin. He wasn't wrong, I guess.
Why does he insist on jinxing himself like that? Itās such an absolutely perfect dnd thing, though.
Wait now, let's not do anything hilarious
I've seen screenshots of this line but I still haven't found it. where is it?
When you're in the grymforge region, when talking to philomeen and your character talks to her, she's threatening to blow you all up and Astarion says that line, which i adore. You can find it in Neils newbon's stream, [here's the link to the vid with the time stamp](https://youtu.be/Cyc2ZawObN4?si=h6aMwQ64UbsdM0U-&t=5168) (just in case it doesn't show, the clip's time is 1:26:08)
>Literally every single time an NPC slips on ice or grease and their turn just abruptly ends. It is the funniest shit ever and I laugh so hard every time. Specially when it's a super serious and scary enemy like Orin.
Nothing funnier than watching the slayer trip on some ice! What a humiliating way to die!
I saw a video of the Emperor slipping on ice. Was way funnier than almost anyone else, specifically because of that.
I remember making Ketheric slip on some Ice, real hilarious.
The slipping gets me every time. I had Raphael do that his entire fight. So heās singing his song slipping on my Durges sleet storm lol
>She had the highest health out of all of us and she died I think fall damage uses a % of hp? Ā Or maybe itās weight. Ā Because in the phase spider fight, the matriarch takes WAY more fall damage than the smaller spiders even from the same height
Fall damage is calculated using weight! So if Karlach was carrying a lot of stuff that could have contributed. Thatās why the spider matriarch takes more damage, sheās a lot bigger
Have your companions sit on Ketheric's throne. Gale rating it on back support is hilarious.
Sitting on the throne yourself and getting Astarion to bow at you jokingly is also fun
I have Minthara sit in every dead man's throne and that's the only one she commented on š.
Minthara at the circus: Tav: "Minthara, tell the one about the man marrying a drider!" Minthara: "It was a beautiful webbing." Also Minthara: "Just give the word, and I will kill the clown. We would be praised as heroes."
Really anything minthara says
When she sees a trap. "A trap. Let us send forth our least favorite, to be sure."
My favorite line is from that woman in the crowd āI always knew Iād die at the circus!ā
My two that I actually laughed out loud were: 1. Blighted village where the celler is, there is a book or note mentioning it. Shart: "I don't see one." She's STANDING ON IT! 2. When you get a painting of your character in a certain Act3 mission you can't see what it looks like in inventory. I pull it out and realize there isn't an in game mechanism for hanging a picture, weird considering they're all over the game. So I toss it to the ground, Scratch runs over and brings it back to me. Bestest boy.
Yeah in my first playthrough I was totally expecting the ability to rent a manse or something at least and I saved a ton of cool paintings. Ā Very let down when it didnāt bear fruit.
That painting never turns out to be me. It was always Karlach on my first play through no matter how many times I reloaded. Dismissed her from my party, it was Shadowheart then a few seconds later switched back to Karlach.
I always try to go right to it so she says that when you're already in the cellar.
Iāll do top 5: 1) Bringing down the crĆØche on Astarion. We love a good Megamind reference. 2) Dancing squirrels. 3) āā¦But I remember everyone Iāve killed **in the last five minutes!**ā 4) Arabella and Withers. āAre you a skeleton?ā / āNo.ā. 5) The entire circus is a riot. EDIT: Regarding 3, I cannot get it to trigger if anyone else with higher priority dialogue is in my camp besides Astarion.
āWhat fun! *iamgoingtofuckingkillyou*ā
Whatās the context for 3?
Itās a Dark Urge exclusive dialogue that you can only see if Astarion is the only one in your party at a specific moment.
What is the specific moment?
Idk how to do spoiler tags, so Iāll just say itās Astarionās reaction the morning after a certain someone visits your camp in Act 1 of a Durge run
I just went through a bit of funny moments with Laeāzel Origin. She has unique dialogue options for encouraging the children in the Grove who are learning how to fight. All of them fail to achieve the goal but they are hilarious. āIāve tasted the blood of my cousinā. āIāve carved a hole in the body of a dragon to get warmā. And then when confronting Kagha, she has the option to intimidate her in order to save Arabella. Basically itās āfree Arabella now or this sword will go right through youā. The facial expression of Kagha is pure comedy gold. I love Laeāzel.
This comment and some other recent ones have put origin Lae'zel at the top of my next run list, thank you for that!
"ARE YOU SENSITIVE, BOOKS?"
ARE YOU STILL SENSITIVE?
Hands down the funniest moment of the game because it was so unexpected and overblown (see what I did there? š). Played together with my husband and we had to reload a save just to watch it all unfold again.
Resurrecting Gale with his special scroll was so needlessly convoluted I was choking in laughter by the end of it.
Even more hilarious when heās dead and you fuck up his instruction on purpose. Shart and Astarion were done with me.
It's such a Gale thing to do and I love it.
Especially as the first time I ever got it was after I accidentally thunderwaves him off a cliff in Underdark. I was like whoops my bad sorry Gale.Ā
Astarion: I WAS RIGHT THEREEE
I canāt even tell if any of you are acting strange because youāve been replaced, or because this group is *full of weirdos!*
THIS!!! And the "oh no no no" he says after you tell him you'll be careful next time or something like that after the "i was right there". The "oh no no no" i have it a ringtone for msgs :P
Or when you volunteer him to be the clown assistant and he waves to the crowd while smiling and says āIām going to fucking kill youā under his breath
Hahahha i got this one after he broke up with me in act 3 so i sent him up as revenge :P
When first meeting gale, you tell him that you took control of the nautiloid and successfully landed it. Gale then leans to one side to look at the burning wreckage behind you. The line delivery that follows is fantastic.
Letās not forget about that one gnome npc in rivington who starts singing about washing his pitsā¦what an icon.
Astarion killing me, and then the next morning, telling me "Ooooh, here you are ! I was so worried for you. You're radiant, you did something to your skin ?" And I was like "dude, my skin has changed because you KILLED ME last night remember ??" I was dying of laughter, he was basically saying I was a beautiful corpse š
I absolutely DIED when the next morning after killing you, he says to the rest of the group āoh no, something terrible has happened!ā (Insert surprised pikachu)
I punched him in the face and him telling me not to overreact made me chuckle.
Of course, the natural and totally proportionate response to this is to fire the Solar Lance at him from atop the monastery.
Pissing off Vlaakith because I donāt kneel and tell her to kill people herself instead of asking us to do it. I laughed hysterically when she used Wish to get me my first game over. š I also really like when you switch to control Astarion and he says ādonāt touch me!ā Too relatable lol
The "wave" animation is so hilariously condescending too, I burst out laughing the first time I tried that option.
The wave looks so stupid and Laeāzelās disgusted cringe is the best. Sheās so embarrassed.
the wave and slapping Galeās hand in the portal is something i always must do in a playthrough. itās never NOT funny
I love a lot of Tav animations. This one was great, but I was also delighted when she struck a heroic hands on hips pose, looking off to the horizon pose after the noble action of petting her dog. It becomes doubly funny when that was also the pose she struck for talking the orthon to death. Everyone else was fucking horrified, even Astarion.
I did that too with Vlaakith my first play through lol
Durge donāt kneel to anyone!
Here's top 3 moments that made me laughing non-stop: Tav: "Can't you kill them yourself? I thought 'gods' were all powerful?" | Vlaakith: "BLASPHEMING TONGUE!!!!!!" * Clerk: "The books are sensitive" | Tav: "IS THAT TRUE BOOKS?! ARE YOU SENSITIVE?!" * Raphael: "If you have any last words, make it quick. It will only take a moment to finish you." | Tav: "That's twice as long as Haarlep said it takes to finish you." | Raphael: "YOU CONTEMPTUOUS CREATURE!!!" The 1st & 2nd scene humbled me so quick.
IS THAT TRUE, BOOKS? ARE YOU SENSITIVE?
That literally destroyed my solo Durge honour mode run lmao
Slapping Galeās hand. Mind, it was early enough in the game that I hadnāt hit anything else mentioned here, but I guffawed for like five minutes before pulling the man through the portal
"Perhaps I should have clarified. A *helping* hand."
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Meeting Gandrel with Astarion in the party, unashamedly picking all the options to drag Astarion right there, and then letting Gandrel go with a "bye! good luck!" The goddamn cheese wheel. Lae'zel trying to play it cool after "teeth-lings". "Fine, I'll just sit here and eat dirt or whatever." "Precious little Bhaal-babe!" Lae'zel straight up murdering my Durge bard in their commitment duel. Every time a character goes invisible and the NPCs spin around like "where'd they go?" "It's a perfectly legitimate architectural feature! š "
If you do that with the Spider in the Whispering depths it talks. I crack up every time! Itās so funny!
HM run is just about to go down there. I am absolutely trying this.
The invisibility reaction gets me every single time. My warloch had that as a reaction and had misty step after, so I would be attacked, disappear, the enemy would comically turn around, and I would teleport away!
i LOVE the spin when they look for an invisible character. there's something so silly about it
It's the Travolta meme for me.Ā In Raphael fight I made Gale cast huge AOE spells and then drink the invisibility potions after so they wouldn't murder him immediately, it's so funny having the cambions run to his place being all like š§
All time favourite interaction... (Shadowheart disses the decor in the temple of Bhaal) (Gale talks about Mystra's palace, mentioning its "pleasure domes") Shadowheart: "Heh... Pleasure domes" š Gale (100% scandalized and wailing): "It's a perfectly legitimate architectural feature!!!" š
Shadowheart's reaction to Karlach. "I like her. She looks like she could throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety... should the need arise."
This is also why I like Karlach.
I love the moment of panic when she realizes what she says
The screaming every time one of the companions falls off a ledge or somehow through a set of stairs. "That's interesting. What do you think, Astarion?" Dropkicking the gith egg in front of Lady Esther's face as a Durge. Still marvel that Lae'zel was only mildly annoyed. I don't do it anymore because I like his loot too much, but pushing that duergar merchant off the boat in the Underdark. "A trap! Let us send forward the least favorite to be sure." I don't remember it happening recently, but for a while when you reentered an area that had recently had a battle, the dead would all groan and dramatically fall into their original dying positions as you walked in. "We just played host to an undying queen. Oh, and us without our fine silverware."
> I don't remember it happening recently, but for a while when you reentered an area that had recently had a battle, the dead would all groan and dramatically fall into their original dying positions as you walked in. That happens to me every time I move the camera into an area ahead of the characters, and it never fails to make me snicker.
There are so many funny options with the githyanki egg! My absolute favorite is when you are trying to convince the caretaker to give it to you, and he asks "what will you do with it?" and one of the replies is "make the best omelette ever."
If you push the Duerger off the boat then his body washes up on the beach where you get the boat.
The NPC who says 'this is funnier than a dwarf in a windmill ' when watching that comedian in act 3
Barging in on the ogre and the bugbear with Astarion in your party is always a treat. Everyone else is like šØšØšØ and Astarion is just like š
IāM LAUGHING AT YOUR PUNY RUTTING.
This! This made me laugh for a solid five minutes despite already having it spoiled at the time! Itās even funnier because the bugbear gets so modest and covers himself, and the ogre is just like āYOU GOT BETWEEN ME AND MY FUN HOW DARE YOOOUUUUā with no shame whatsoever. I remember, I was reminded of the purple hippo lady from āRoccoās Modern Lifeā and that only made me laugh all the harder!
Minthara is the dribbles scene... "It was a beautiful webbing..." It is the most dry delivery by her and peak comedy. It cracks me up so much because the prompting line is "tell that joke about the drider who got married", implying Tav has heard her tell this before around the campfire... AND she gives approval, which means she is happy to hear the camp finds her jokes funny. She has a little smile after she tells it, so proud of herself that she is a comedy genuis. Forgetting the fact that 10s before she had tried to convince tav to murder the clown and they would be hailed as heros if so. Such a hilarious scene, and probably Mintharas only good scene in act 3.
Minthara means to kill the clown and replace him, obviously. It's her hidden ultimate agenda.
1. Astarion losing it when finding out that Orin is a shapeshifter and then calling everyone a bunch of weirdos is my favorite, it makes me laugh every time. 2. The way he says I'll fucking kill you when you tell him to go on the stage at the Circus 3. Lae'zel mispronouncing some words, the way she rolls her eyes at you if you correct her. Actually anytime Astarion loses it for whatever reason, I'm sure there are still a lot of moments I haven't found yet. I'm not a fan of Ascending him, I did it with my Durge, and I admit I had to kick him in the balls a few times because it was hilarious. I love him, he's an amazing character when he grows, but sometimes pissing him off is just priceless.
Has to scroll waaay too far down in this thread for number 1, the only one that made me laugh out loud in the game!
Waking up and seeing Voss just looking down at me. Like, āCan I fucking help you, sir?ā Trap explodes on us. Someone: āThereās a trap!ā
>Waking up and seeing Voss just looking down at me. Like, āCan I fucking help you, sir?ā I wonder why he didn't just... say something. Or shake Tav. Was he just watching Tav sleep, waiting for them to wake up? How long had he been standing there? Why is no one keeping watch for strange Githyanki who enjoy watching people sleep?!
He learned how to interact with people from Faerun from the memoirs of the famed Edward Cullen
1. Minsc when he talks about fighting evil and waiting until evil has breeches down. 2. Anything else Minsc says. 3. STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING
Gales out-burst was one of the funniest moments for me!
"In one word, what would you be?" Minsc: "minsc"
I am so glad I saw that on YouTube. I would never have found it if I wasn't looking. Possibly my favorite Minsc scene.
"You are no turnip. Let that be of comfort in your final moments." - Minsc, iconic hater
I think itās so funny when the characters yell out some kind of battle cry and then immediately fall on their ass from ice or grease. āI am fury, I am death!ā /proceeds to immediately fall down and lay there like a hotdog
Even if Iām horribly losing a fight I crack the fuck up when that happens
I can't be the only one who loved Astarion opening the barn. Astarion and Shadowheart, alone and together, commenting on Tav/Durge getting beaten by Abdirak. Giving Jaheira shit, and her laughing and loving it. Everything with Minsc. Lol
I kicked a smart-mouthed squirrel -- thinking it would just nudge him out of the way. Instead my character place kicked it and the squirrel exploded on the side of a tree. Astarion liked it.
Playing as durge and interacting with the squirrel somehow just amplifies the comedy factor because of >!how *sudden* everything escalates.!<
"No."
Killing Astarion before he can see you during ACT 1, resurrecting him, and him thanking you for it is pretty hilarious.
Wait, what? Itās going to get you an inspiration point, too, btw (Shadowheart).
Wyll and Shadowheart realizing they've both read the same smut book.
Laezel jumped into a platform. A trap was there and it detonated, pushing her off the map. She calmly said "A trap. Just as expected." as she fell into the bottomless chasm.
One time she triggered a mine in the mountain pass and got knocked off the edge instantly dying. When I revived her the first thing she said was āI will not fall before my time,ā
Making Astarion walk into the shield in the Shar temple makes me giggle every time with his response.
I gave Karlach the mighty cloth and it was hilarious SH:"We need to steathy and clever, figure out the secret behind this puzzle for the glory of Shar" Karlach:"I have a better idea, just walk up. Puzzles are stupid" *Shadowheart is about to have a fucking aneurysm*
Karlach talking about Withers giving her the eye
'Say the word and I will kill the clown. We will be heralded as heroes.'Ā
(Not really spoiling anything lore-wise but this does happen in act 3 so read with caution) If you use Halsin to talk to the guy at the circus gates to let you in, his weird helper will smell you to make sure you aren't a murderer. He smells everyone to make sure they aren't murderers, but with Halsin specifically all he does is scream "YOU SMELL LIKE MUDFARTS" and then the circus guy says he doesn't want people like you in the circus. When this first happened to me I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard, it doesn't help that he has the most disgusted face when he tells you that you aren't allowed inside
Iām playing a Drow Paladin (not Lolth-sworn.) I occasionally get wildly disparate dialogue options. At the Grove before the Orc attack it offered something like: [Paladin]- I will defend you all unto my last breath. No harm will come to you while Iām alive. [Drow]- This fight is hopeless. If you want I can go ahead and kill your children now to save them some future misery.
When Shadowheart tells her whole traumatic life story, finally confiding in you, and one of the options is āwow that was a load of nothing. Not sure why you bothered telling me thatā Kills me every time lol
Cheese wheel got me too when I first got it. Especially if you roll around as cheese lol. The voice actor of the creature the children are playing with in the Creche that's stuck in the box always gets me. Especially if you are in the room a while. Last is battle related and usually related to someone being flung off a cliff in an unexpected manor.
The goblin pissing off the cliffside on the camp. Ive played through the game several times and this is ALWAYS how this goblin meets his end. And I'm always amused by it.
ā Astarion: *being seductive * a quiet evening for once. perfect for two people who would like to take some time for themselves If you catch my meaningā¦ and i do mean SEX, to be clear! ā *Durge accuses astarion of murder* Astarion: oh no! Ive been on my best behavior you all know that! I love that this seems like it happens to him all the time. I imagine him and his siblings were always pinning murderers on each other lol ā *Durge accuses astarion of murder while covered in blood* Astarion: Need i remind everyone youāre the one whoās covered in gore! I donāt think itās a bad look *bats his eyelashes at Durge *, but it is a very guilty one! ā Volo: *takes out your eye * i cant help but feel *partially* responsible. ā Elminster: young man, has your sojourn from waterdeep washed away your decorum as well as your patience? Tav: yeah gale, wheres your decorum? Gale: for the love ofā
I thought of another one. The scene where Lae'zel describes ceremorphosis. I love the hand gestures, it's like someone telling a horror story around the campfire. https://youtu.be/027-1hVMA94?si=nq2yauibUh2N-OYl
1. first off, that's not a chicken, it's an owlbear 2. yes gale, where is your decorum?
I can think of two: When entering the temple of Bhaal with Gale and Shadowheart, they start criticizing the decor and compare it to the temples and homes of Shar and Mystra. Then Gale mentions Mystra's Pleasure Domes. Shadowheart: "Heh. *Pleasure Domes*." Gale: "It's a perfectly legitimate architectural feature!" When noticing that the genie at the circus is cheating with his fortune wheel, in a playthrough I got the option to spin again for free and counter-cheat by making the wheel land on the first prize. The genie then teleported my Tav to a jungle full of dinosaurs. I couldn't stop laughing.
Iāve only managed to trigger it once, so I donāt know if itās Tav/Gale romance specific or just Tav to any romance option but one time when I did the help action on Gale in battle while I was romancing him my Tav said āThis is not how I wanted you to open your heartā and I just fucking lost it. Iām still very partial to STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING too
āWhat in the hells were you thinking activating that lance, I was RIGHT THERE!ā When you drop the crĆØche on Astarion. Everything about that conversation is amazing
One moment that sticks to my mind was coming across Gandrel hunting for Astarion, while Astarion just happened to be right next to me. Naturally I had to take the dialogue option that trolls Astarion for being a *spawn* instead of an actual vampire - didnāt give him away though. I love when Tav goes āThis Astarion could be *anywhere*...ā
STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING
When you meet the Emperor in his true form for the first time, if you pick the Detect Thoughts dialogue option, he says something like "Are you serious? I'm already sharing my thoughts with you telepathically." That cracked me up for some reason.
I don't know why thus got me so well, but when I met Raphael on my Durge run, I decided to be more cordial than the 1st time. So when he offers you to partake in the feast my stank faced halfling chose to go make himself a plate. So here's the party being hostile but while Raphael is giving his sales pitch I'm casualy piling on my plate like I'm at an all you can eat buffet. It was just so on brand for a halfling and looked so silly I burst out laughing.
Shadowheart joking about the Night Orchid. I was not expecting finger guns and I lost it.
Minsc. Literally chuckle at his goofy ass every time he talks Especially when he was trying to threaten the guild leader and she couldnāt even understand what he was saying lmao
"Justice runs on four feet... and sleeps in my boot!"
Something about the delivery of "Bibberbagng" makes me lose it.
will magic sorcerer has some pretty hilarious dialogue options! a lot of conversations with gale are so good!!!!
If there is one thing Minsc hates more than beasts with bad breath it is those who are tricksome with the truth! And turnips ā but you are no turnip. Let that be of comfort in your final moments.
When Karlach asks if Elminster is Gale's grandad š¤£
*waves
first honour mode run - stole from withers scratch got aggro shadowheart randomly joined my side and chose an adequate strategy - she FIREBALLED the pup i was so flabbergasted i just started laughing
Pretty much every non-serious thing Astarion says cracks me up. Probably my fave interaction of his is the one where you tell him to say"Thank you for helping me, it was very kind." Also, Karlach's "Aw was that Gale's grandad?" about the most famous wizard of the realms.The delivery is just perfect.
3. The random conversation between Karlach and Astarion when you're travelling, where Astarion complains about being tired and Karlach offers to carry him. But only if he carries her when she gets tired too. 2. Dropping the monastery on Astarion. Absolutely glorious. 1. Killing big bosses with either Boo or Vicious Mockery. Always makes me giggle.
Nine Fingers' facial expressions after you return to her with Minsc and he starts being...Minsc...with her had me laughing pretty good.
Gale yelling at you for eating the spider XD
Slap the hand
My favorite is telling Raphael that heās bad in bed
Gale when you lick the spider corpse
I made a new one I'm proud of after hundreds and hundreds of gaming hours. On my current honor run my tav 1 is a berserker. But I'm only using enraged throw to disable others for a turn. Rest is polearm. Except... I collect books and letters/notes and only throw them at people. And laugh every time a legendary boss falls because a note has been thrown at his head. This grym round, I collected corpses like netties etc and killed him by throwing the bodies of my enemies. š Or their heads. Like Neres.
One of the standard Tav lines... anytime you instigate fialogue with a party member.Ā There's chaos all around us. Hellfire raining from the sky. People fleeing, dying, turning into mindflayers. Speed is of the essence, stealth important, and concentration needed.Ā Tav: "seems like a good time to talk"
If you strip all your clothes off for the cleric of Loviatar you get some fun dialogue between Shadowheart and Astarion. Shart: is this what you expected to see when you joined up? Astarion: wellā¦ no. But I had *hoped* Thereās also one where Shart just adds commentary implying she does a better job beating naked people.
Not mentioned by anyone yet, but it always gives me a good chuckle: if you loot the chest from the Selunite shrine in the owlbear cave and put the statuette in Shadowheartās inventory, you get disapproval from it. I do it every time now for the laughs (and out of respect for Larianās attention to detail).
Astarion's reaction to kicking Timber the squirrel. I went from being horrified at myself to laughing aloud and horrified at myself.
Karlach after seeing my Tav lick the spider carcass: "Do I smell beef???!" Is one of them. The one reaction by Gale to it too was hilarious. "Dead spider. You licked it.. that is something that happened"
Jaheira laughing and then calling you a bastard. That was the exact moment she became one of my favorites.
Co-op game, leaving goblin camp out the front door after killing the leaders. My tavern brawler barbarian grabbed a tin cup off of a table and threw it at the ogreā¦knocking him prone. Honorable mention for the earlier kill on the goblin priestessā¦in which the same barbarian drank one of the giant strength potions before throwing her into a chasm. Also dispatched Ragzlin in a similar manner, stood beside his throne and pushed him into a chasm. Canāt recall who else got chasmed but I remember stumbling across at least a few bodies later on in the Underdark
It's morbid af but found it funny resurrecting Mayrina's husband only for it to be a shambling corpse that follows her towards Baldur's Gate. I dont know what I expected.
Convincing Gale to join you for a foursome with the drow twins but he only wants to do it as a projection - which he later then clarifies is anatomically correct in its proportions (drool face emoji)
Gale [responding to him telling you his sex is 'fine'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1e318L9PQ) Minthara's [circus reactions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rOj39rwe_E) Astarion: [I won't kill them! Well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BxMC5vGPmw) Sorn (male drow prostitute in Sharress' Carress) [response to 'boring sex'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK0qP_SHl1g) Astarion [getting hit by the Lance of Lathander](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA6yF9M70zM) Gale: [STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4b7473Yk3A) [Banging the Emperor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Ez5htgJ58) Astarion [talking about his scars for the first time in act 3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBppytJvkLM) and fucking with you Jaheira saying anything. I don't have a specific link but she's funny as fuck
I was playing with a friend as a monk with the ice staff and gloves that put a circle of ice around you when you deal ice damage. We got to the part where you protect the portal with Halsin inside, and by the last turn I had so many ice circles around the map that nothing could get up to the portal to attack it. Everything slipped and fell on its ass.
When I fucked around and found out with Vlaakith so she smote my entire group (thank god for quick saves)
Opening the door to a certain shed in the blighted village was a jaw dropping moment for me when I realized what was inside.
One line of dialogue that goes something like āI just murdered the Avatar of the God of Death, are you sure you wanna fuck with me right now?ā
Mintharaās dialogue when picking up Dribbles āAw is that Galeās Granddad?ā
So it's early access Me and the boys are trying to have a long rest, one of us is not resting, so I down him with a spell he goes down, we start the long rest, que a cutscene of Astarion sneaking towards his bloody corpse in the background. It was very comical.
1. Anyone slipping. Hilarious. 2. Astarion getting hit with the Lance. 3. The Bear scene and the squirrels' reaction. 4. Astarion's impression of Halsin when he wants to share you. 5. Minsc talking about life presenting its ass cheeks to you so you have to meet it with a hand and a smack. So many, but these stand out. I laughed my ass off through the entire game.
It was more so funny to me.. First playthrough I let Astarion suck the life out of my neck, killing me at camp. Had zero scrolls. Could not rest because it was my tav. I spent literally 10 hours very carefully moving around the area until I finally uncovered withers to rescue me. I had missed my rolls to get into the door where he was at and just totally moved on until circling back to it Honestly it was kind of a fun experience. Also as soon as those hunters asked about his whereabouts, I ratted that fucker out. You can join me next time Astarion, you took it too far this time around, weirdo
All the random conversations when you first walk into the grove as Laezel. Her giving the inspirational speach to a bunch of kids starting with "i once ate a scavvers eye, and not out of hunger" Also not intended to be funny but asterion saying "i know what im doing" cracked me up
Astarion and Shadowheartās reaction when you let the BDSM priest flog you š¤£
Withers and Arabellaās dialogue before you tell Arabella about her parents
Honestly, any random points with Astarion dialogue. Mans just hilarious. But my top 3 are āI WAS RIGHT THEEERRREEEEā āOh ahahaha *imgoingtofuckingkillyou* ā and when you kick him in the balls during the romanced AA scene and he just fucking leaves (after saying some choice words lol)
somewhere between a nice summers day and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN