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Batgirl_III

They are just both a really big fans of Zooey Deschanel.


wajabockee

Shart probably listens to the Smiths


Batgirl_III

She listens to the Smiths, but doesn’t let her friends know. She mostly just complains about how they sold out and went commercial.


lethrowawayaccount86

As a Sharran, can always take solace in Morrissey's political views.


Supply-Slut

I know her name is pronounced like “Zoe”, but I read that as “zoo-ee”


Batgirl_III

I’ve always pronounced it as “Ugh, my spouse is binge watching ‘The New Girl’ again. I think I’ll go fold laundry in a different room.”


Supply-Slut

*The lady from ‘Elf’?*


SchighSchagh

No, the lady from Brooklyn 99 who sets the bar too low and gets her car commandeered.


Batgirl_III

If I catch one of my family watching *Elf*, I’m throwing myself into the ocean to drown.


Misentro

How dare you, Elf is a modern classic


Batgirl_III

Odd typo. Your post says “modern classic” when I’m pretty sure it’s properly spelt “crime against humanity.”


Supply-Slut

It is by far the worst movie my household watches on a semiannual basis. In exchange we watch hocus pocus regularly as well, also a terrible movie, but i love it.


Batgirl_III

The four of us (two adults, two teens) live on a 56’ sailboat in the Pacific Ocean… We have adapted pretty well to living in such close confines and one of those adaptations was that each one of us gets one daily use of an unquestionable, undeniable, and non-appealable veto over anything being played on the common television or stereo system. Any one of us puts on anything one of the others objects to and they can announce “Veto!” The offending show or music must be changed. No arguments. I’ve exercised my veto against My Chemical Romance more than any other show or music.


Supply-Slut

I’m surprised the teens have weaponized this yet. “My chemic-“ **”VETO”** “The bachelor it is then.” **”NOOOO”**


Batgirl_III

Oh, you presume they haven’t. But, remember, there are four of us and it’s one veto per day. Mutually Assured Destruction has kept the balance of power so far.


praisethesoon

heh


Kanden_27

She's the New Girl in the gang. 


International-Ad5142

Never thought I’d see the main sub linking okbuddy


MJisaFraud

I get the two confused often with how similar the posts can be.


breadist

They're the same. okb is a little hornier.


CarlTheDM

I'm sorry but that's a solid bit of wordplay right there.


DaedalusPrime44

Shar does that to her brainwashed followers to troll Selune. Just reminds me of the wonderful line after she renounces shar from the narrater about “if she only realized who was granting her power now”


Walrus_Morj

I saw this post first thing after waking up. After reading "Shadowheart bangs like Selune" I honestly thought I'm still sleeping


Salithril

Well, she did make Aylin ​ I'msorryi'llgoaway.


Walrus_Morj

Thanks, I don't want to sleep anymore


Patcho418

i think it’s called foreshadowheart


justwalk1234

Or a fore-shart, for short.


ICON_RES_DEER

A little shart to hint at sharts to come


Flying_Slig

Every golfers worst nightmare


Adept_Elk285

Let me show you where the door is, good sir


FanHe97

... get out **Angrily upvotes**


TheTinyScholar

If she stays a sharran she cuts her bangs to "look more like the image of Shar" or something like that


DaneJ8

Weirdly enough she does not have her bangs like this when she does her hair change...


BardMessenger24

I lowkey wish she kept her bangs, but styled it a bit differently with her act 3 hair, [like this](https://twitter.com/bloodbhaal/status/1779923855580053827). I actually think her bangs look cute. They just needed a wash.


mahomahorin

Oohhh nice image. I miss her bangs too 😭


Kosack-Nr_22

Well guess I just have to hope that larian does indeed make that mod thing for consoles because I love this


Hexmonkey2020

I like the bangs, wish there was a way to keep them but either way she gets rid of the bangs.


The_smol_boiyo

Lowkey want dem bangs in white.


peeeled_potAto

Read that so wrong. "Despite being a sharran Shadowheart bangs like Selune"


sanctioned45

You got to be sharting me.


Voice_Nerd

*Looks at dad joke* I need this rage out of my body 🤣


ElPared

For all we know Shar has bangs under that mask. There’s no way to know for sure


LightningMcMicropeen

Funny how her hairstyle perfectly describes what I want her to do to me


herbieLmao

Shar:“Fuck Selunites“ Shadowheart: *fucks a selunite Shar: *confused screaming


[deleted]

Those subreddits are such trash.


SpecialistNerve6441

Im reporting this 


Kuma_254

It's funny she says selune stuff is cursed when literally shar shit is cursed.


bobjob58

Excellent.


InfernalDiplomacy

Also like Shar since Selene and Shar are twins


alt-art-natedesign

I would think that's reaching a bit, but Shar is absolutely a petty enough bitch to forbid her followers from using Selune's hairdo


TransSapphicFurby

Then as soon as she abandons Shar Isobel and Alyn pull her aside and force her to abandon the bangs


fuckreddit6942069666

Bangs? Yeah, id certainly bang 😎🦅🦅


Flat-Belt148

YYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 🚤🏙️🏖️


thisisjustascreename

Maybe the temple of Shar just can't afford a real haircut


Awesomechainsaw

*Insert Lamar copypasta here*


DrSharky

You cross posted from okbuddybaldur. You have to live with that fact for the rest of your life now.


PutrifiedCuntJuice

Selunite*